Sassy Satsuma
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Joined 03-19-10, id: 2294875, Profile Updated: 01-07-14
Author has written 11 stories for Call of Duty, Fallout, and Mass Effect.

'Welcome to a world where the air I breathe is mine

Nothing to overwhelm me and nothing to cloud my mind

Be anyone, do anything I'd ever want to try

Time doesn't exist here.'

Celldweller - Own Little World

So who the hell am I?

I'm Sassy, 23 years old. I'm a studying scientist, Drum & Bass DJ and amateur writer. Jack of all trades, most likely master of none.

My big passions in life? The military, music and personal fitness. Not always in that order. :) If I'm not plugged into my iPod then I'm usually asleep. I'd do the really cliche thing of listing my music tastes to show that I'm eclectic but I'd be here for forever and a day. :P

I write a bit of everything but mostly its Call of Duty, Fallout 3, Mass Effect and Assassin's Creed. Slash, het I read and write it all. One guarantee I can make is that my writing will possess a healthy dose of cursing, sex and violence. Sorry folks, it's how I'm wired. :P

I also beta for any of the fandoms that I write for. I'm not arrogant enough to think that I'm a literary expert, I just like being able to lend a hand every so often. For full details, check out my beta profile or throw me a message. :)

Like what you read? Then send me a review/message. I don't bite honest. Or, if you're into your social networking, feel free to look me up on tumblr, just search sassysatsuma. :)

-x-Sass-x-

The wonderful women in my fanfiction dot net life:

MisMot: My CoD beta extraordinaire. Many writing related panics have been avoided thanks to this kind woman's counsel at 3am. :)

Duvalia: Amazing writer in her own right, as well as being my brilliant collab co-writer. If you're feeling open minded about Roach/Soap slash, check out our fic "I Hate Everything About You". :)

UrgentOrange: Aside from being a ridiculously talented writer herself, she gives me the opportunity to beta her brilliant Price POV series "Thanatos Denied". An awesome read. :)

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Thanatos Denied by UrgentOrange reviews
MW3 AU, immediately follows the events of MW2. After their rescue by Nikolai, Soap receives lifesaving medical attention, while Price must deal with inner wounds of his own. Forced to lie low in Afghanistan, they are reunited with an old friend, but soon find themselves on the run from former allies.
Call of Duty - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 93,040 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Cpt. John Price, MacTavish/Soap
5 Years Later by The Crafty Imp reviews
5 years after the death of Imran Zakhaev Taylor has worked her way into the 141 and the hunt for Zakhaev's shadow 'Makarov' commences. Now in deeper than ever she's breaking at the seams and wondering if she'll ever fulfill the promise she made to her family. Sequel to 5 Years Before. Could count as AU...
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,153 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Cpt. John Price, MacTavish/Soap
Facing it All by UrgentOrange reviews
As he recovers from his knife wound, Soap has nothing but time on his hands. Stuck flat on his back in the infirmary, he's forced to deal with what happened, what could have been, and how his injury puts both himself and Price at risk. MW3 AU, supplement to Thanatos Denied and loving nod to Sassy Satsuma's "Caught in the System" :-).
Call of Duty - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,170 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 10/20/2012 - MacTavish/Soap - Complete
Of Doubts and Dreams by CallOfBooty reviews
On the eve of "Loose Ends", Roach is troubled by self-doubts and his conflicted desire to dream of a certain man. Mini-fic. Slash with an attempt at plot. Finished!
Call of Duty - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,922 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Gary Sanderson/Roach, Ghost - Complete
Tiger By My Side by Introjection reviews
Commander Shepard isn't one to be confused. However, after the events on the remote colony of Horizon, she has no choice but to accept the things she does not want to face, and have the courage to start life anew. Pairing: F!Shep x Joker
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 68,583 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Joker, Shepard (F)
Arousing Interest by duvalia reviews
SLASH. A series of oneshots revolving around whatever may 'arouse' Soap's and Roach's interests.
Call of Duty - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,958 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 10/5/2010 - MacTavish/Soap, Gary Sanderson/Roach
Vorkuta Skies by KillsMeNot reviews
Woods miraculously survives the explosion and is being held in Vorkuta. Mason is determined to save him, but with his brain washing never fully broken, what will happen to Mason when he's back in Vorkuta? Warning: SLASH. Mason/Woods.
Call of Duty - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,592 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 3/9/2011 - A. Mason, F. Woods - Complete
Reflections by vault of glass reviews
A series of one-shots that will all contain sex - a lot of it. Nothing too kinky, but enough to warrant a cold shower or two. Characters will jump around quite a bit, but there are a few favorites I will return to more than once.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,008 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Shepard (F)
Through the Sniper Scope by duvalia reviews
SLASH. Archer's the best sniper the 141 has to offer and he puts his skills to good use.
Call of Duty - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,422 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Complete
Brownies and Pokeballs by duvalia reviews
Only the best of the best can make it into Task Force 141. Members are at a level higher than the rest of the world and their New Year's party shows just how high.
Call of Duty - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,285 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Complete
It's A Small Wasteland by Eveplox reviews
Just when you thought you would never find somebody who's been through the same. F!Courier/Boone
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,979 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Courier, C. Boone
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Caught In The System reviews
2nd Lt. Lara 'Bones' McCoy is a disillusioned medic attached to the British Parachute Regiment, Cpt. John Mactavish the troubled leader of the 141. But when a shock transfer throws the two together, both are tested in ways they could never have imagined.
Call of Duty - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 232,777 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Ghost, MacTavish/Soap
CITS: AU Collections reviews
A collection of spin off one shots from my main fic, Caught in the System. Basically a place for me to explore other pairings and ideas that don't fit into my main plot, hopefully for your reading pleasure. Lara/anyone plus other pairings along the way.
Call of Duty - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,731 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/2/2014 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Ghost, MacTavish/Soap
My Time of Need reviews
In Archer's experience, what you *said* really didn't matter. It was what you then went on to *do* that made the difference. Chapter three of my Toad/Archer mini-series/trilogy thing. Slash. Sequel to 'It's Beginning to Get to Me'.
Call of Duty - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,148 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2012
Still Alive reviews
With the Collectors defeated and the Normandy's team unscathed, the Commander should be elated. But Shepard still has her own daemons to deal with. With everyone thinking that she is ok, it takes a true friend to give her the understanding she needs...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,597 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Shepard (F), Garrus V.
Spotter reviews
Archer possessed a gruff nature and seemed to pride himself on being as unapproachable as possible. In short, he was everything that Toad wasn't. Archer/Toad SLASH. A prompt for duvalia.
Call of Duty - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,038 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Complete
Never Say Die reviews
Picking up after MW2 left off Soap and Price are left on the run, trying to survive in a world turned on it's head. But when a desperate op goes very wrong and an old friend comes back to haunt them, Soap is left in a different kind of drama altogether...
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 66,999 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 11/24/2010 - MacTavish/Soap, Ghost
Three's A Crowd reviews
When it comes to Simon Riley, John Mactavish is a bonafide expert. Especially when he realises that there is something Riley's missing... Roach. RoachxSoapxGhost... A SLASH one shot written for Verity A.
Call of Duty - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,925 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/10/2011 - MacTavish/Soap, Ghost - Complete
The Chain of Command reviews
When Ghost deliberately disobeys his orders and nearly gets one of the team killed, Mactavish is livid. This leads to some pretty angry smut. SLASH. Written for Yunalein. Sorry for the repost, but all my story was before was an error message...
Call of Duty - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,550 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/5/2011 - MacTavish/Soap, Ghost - Complete
The Calm Before The Storm reviews
After being hit by a wave of inspiration I decided to make this into a collection of Roach/Ghost one shots/flashbacks. Slash.
Call of Duty - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,485 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Gary Sanderson/Roach, Ghost
Coup de grâce reviews
There was a reason why Ghost chose Roach rather than Soap for the Safehouse Op. But it was this reason that was to haunt Soap long after his friends' deaths... A prompt for duvalia. :
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,215 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/29/2010 - MacTavish/Soap, Ghost - Complete
A Name Well Chosen reviews
He'd follow her to the ends of the wasteland...During an insane mission into Vault 92 Fawkes realises just how much the Lone Wanderer means to him and to the wastes... slight Fawkes/Female Lone Wanderer.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,431 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Fawkes, Lone Wanderer - Complete