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Joined 03-20-10, id: 2295340, Profile Updated: 03-24-12
Author has written 4 stories for Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, and Naruto.

Name: Mammon. Well, evidently, that's not my real name.

Age: Younger than you. Probably.

Sex: Well, fortunately or unfortunately, I have zero experience.



I'm pretty normal, just like most people out there, I enjoy good literature, good food and an occasional tub of Ben and Jerry's. I'm a dominatrix, an opportunistic seme, and a fujoshi (there, my gender).

I'm a yaoi fan but I'm neutral towards the concept of gaiety.

I value exam results above my life. I have a way-above-average IQ, and expectant parents who don't give me much chance to write fanfiction.

Philosophy of a yaoi fangirl:

If they're friends, they're clearly lovers. If they're enemies, they're clearly lovers. If they've never met, they're clearly lovers. Hah.

I love good shonen manga so do recommend me some obscure ones that you know, since I've probably devoured the entire mainstream collection more or less.

I draw and draw well. And I'm proud of it, but I do wish to improve, so if you've any artist tips please let me know.

Anime or manga that I've read and enjoyed: Bleach, Naruto, Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, Kuroshitsuji, Shaman King, Shugo Chara, Deathnote, Full Metal Alchemist, Ouran High Host Club, D-Gray Man, Gakuen Alice, Vampire Knight, Maid-sama, Pandora Hearts, Aphorism, Dragon Eye, Psyren, Bakuman, No. 6, Mawaru Penguindrum!, Guilty Crown, Watashi ni XX Shinaishi, all CLAMP series.

Favourite Characters:

KHR: Mukuro, Fran, Byakuran, Giotto

Bleach: Ichigo, Ulquiorra, Yoruichi

Naruto: Minato, Deidara, Itachi

Air Gear: Lind, Kilik

OTPs: NaruSasu, UlquiIchi, 6927, 1827, 692718 tuna sandwich!, BelFran, XanxusSqualo, G27, KanameYuuki (so sorry, just this one)


I love dark twisted plots, both reading and writing them. I love fanfiction with long chapters even though I'm not able to fulfill that criteria myself.

I can't stand overly long sections of pointless fluff.

I'm perfectly okay with M-rated scenes. I find the concept of M-preg strange but not unworthy of a read.

I admire authors who can keep their fangasm going to write more than 100k words on their fandom.

Pet Peeves as a Reader:

I'm a grammar freak, so I can't stand fanfiction with too many grammatical errors. Seriously, what's the point of writing a story that's ungrammatical to the extent of being unreadable? One or three mistakes are perfectly fine, dismissed as typos, but I'll feel the urge to point it out in my review.

And another thing, why in the world do authors set up review quotas? Saying things like If I don't get 30+ reviews, I'm not updating...is fanfiction.net merely a site for you to boost your ego by waiting for people to tell you how awesomely you write? As an author, it should be our pleasure to share our stories with the general public. We're not paying to use this website, so it's merely a somewhat warm feeling between author and reader that should keep us going, and not extortion of reviews from readers. I'm perfectly fine with begging for reviews, but to threaten people with an unfinished storyline is just way overkill.

I've no pet peeves as an author. I've enough confidence in my writing skills to ignore shameless flaming and enough motivation to improve to accept constructive criticism.

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A Freak, A Creep & A Psychopath by Legendary Legacy reviews
A challenge response to Akun50's 'Unique Power-Ups' thread on The Fanfiction Forum. Kakashi is about to have a very bad day. Team 7 centric. No longer a one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,196 - Reviews: 1360 - Favs: 3,014 - Follows: 2,534 - Updated: 5/4 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Kakashi H., Team Seven
I See The Moon by hctiB-notsoB reviews
Gen. "While on the run, Bruce meets a young man who speaks to the moon. He's probably not quite the sanest friend Bruce could have made, but, well...beggers can't be choosers."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,930 - Reviews: 3992 - Favs: 7,904 - Follows: 9,604 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Harry P., Hulk/Bruce B.
Afraid to Love You by blueporing90 reviews
After witnessing the death of someone dear to him, Tsuna vows never to love again in fear of the past. He succeeds becoming the new Vongola boss and realizes that he is slowly falling for the person he knew he should never love. DISCONTINUED
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 100,706 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 6/6/2014 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Giotto/Ieyasu S./Vongola I/Vongola Primo
Enduring Obsession by whitedwarf reviews
It's Riddle's time at Hogwarts. He can charm anyone but one: Hadrian Carrow. A dichotomy, friends with everyone and yet no one. A Slytherin, he chooses to drink with Gryffindors, debate with Ravenclaws and associate with Hufflepuffs. He's Riddle's obsession. LV/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,067 - Reviews: 1380 - Favs: 2,467 - Follows: 3,278 - Updated: 5/30/2014 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Circular Reasoning by Swimdraconian reviews
Torn from a desolate future, Harry awakens in his teenage body with a hefty debt on his soul. Entangled in his lies and unable to trust even his own fraying sanity, Harry fights to stay ahead of enemy machinations. Desperation is the new anthem of violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 23 - Words: 178,861 - Reviews: 1654 - Favs: 3,953 - Follows: 4,334 - Updated: 3/24/2014 - Published: 11/28/2005 - Harry P.
Crying Wolf by Riseha reviews
Because her whole existence there was a lie; her twin brother and family will never understand and neither will her friends, she will always be different no matter what because she'd died once and being reborn with all the morals of her past life never helps when she's reborn into a family of trained assassins. Self Insert / SI, OC.
Hunter X Hunter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 73,523 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 529 - Updated: 2/19/2014 - Published: 10/7/2013 - Killua Z., OC
The Leaf's Naruto by Morta's Priest reviews
There's something to be said for keeping the past as it was - makes it predictable, malleable. Naruto never bought those arguments. He's always been the one to power through adversity rather than wait it out, so why would now be any different? He'll do what has to be done, even if he steps on a few butterflies along the way.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 188,736 - Reviews: 2882 - Favs: 5,915 - Follows: 6,735 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Naruto U.
In Flight by gabriel blessing reviews
Honestly, Shirou was beginning to think that he should be used to this; being unwittingly selected to take part in brutal tournament that he had no idea existed until he found himself in the middle of it. Then again, second times the charm, right?
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 762,492 - Reviews: 8094 - Favs: 5,022 - Follows: 3,313 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Shirō E. - Complete
Hakumei by Pryotra reviews
Danzo's plan for the assassination of the Hokage was almost flawless. To bad he didn't take six neglected children who ran away the night of the murder into account.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 270,839 - Reviews: 2641 - Favs: 5,126 - Follows: 3,930 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Holding Back the Sea by rgm0005 reviews
Chiron always said there would be legends about him one day. He hadn't thought that would result in him fighting to the death with other Heroes, though. PJO/F/SN
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,821 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 893 - Follows: 827 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Percy J., Saber
On Life, On Death, On Everything In-Between by cywscross reviews
The war rages on for ten years, and by the time it ends, most are dead and Soul Society has been destroyed. But Kisuke still has one more card to play, and he gambles it all on the one person he believes in to achieve the impossible. Ichigo accepts without hesitation. HIATUS.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 53,640 - Reviews: 604 - Favs: 2,187 - Follows: 2,167 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Ichigo K.
Doomed to Repeat by Fiachra Ochiern reviews
One year after Jiraiya's death, Naruto is no longer the ninja he once was. Faced with the chance to change everything that went wrong, can Naruto rise above the strength of his enemies, the suspicions of his friends, and most of all his own weaknesses?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 155,488 - Reviews: 1754 - Favs: 3,478 - Follows: 4,006 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Naruto U.
Dancing with Demons by Daystar Clarion reviews
Growing up with a pack of Demons is easy, especially when the older he gets, the more a demon Naruto becomes. But when the pack is killed by shinobi, Naruto vows revenge by learning to use his ever growing Chakra. Meeting team Seven, his journey begins.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 154,657 - Reviews: 2204 - Favs: 2,824 - Follows: 2,604 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Naruto U.
The Lives Worth Saving by cywsaphyre reviews
Naruto, at 26, has lived through 10 years of war. At the end, with nothing left to call home, he sends himself back to the beginning, to the day of his younger self's graduation, in an attempt to change it all. Time travel AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 133,545 - Reviews: 3179 - Favs: 8,757 - Follows: 8,669 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Naruto U.
The Importance of Proper Communication by Moczo reviews
As Caster's ultimate attack commences, Tokiomi and Kariya confront each other on the field of battle. The resulting confrontation, however, is a bit... off...
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,520 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 90 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Tokiomi T., Kariya M. - Complete
Clash With the Vendice by cywsaphyre reviews
2nd in the Finding Family series. As the threat of the Vendice draws closer, Tsuna and his new Family must prepare themselves for war. Even as he struggles to protect everyone, Tsuna must prove stronger than the danger threatening to overwhelm him.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 49,426 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 683 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
words that we couldn't say by The DayDreaming reviews
"I'll come back, so don't cry. This isn't goodbye forever." He dreams of Touya. But unlike before, Touya does not stare quietly and accept his fate. He runs, and N follows. – NxTouya, implied Originalshipping
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,041 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/26/2011 - N H./Natural H. G., Hilbert/Touya - Complete
Confessions of a Doormat by lilacbird reviews
Pressured by his friends, babied by his mother, tormented by his girlfriend, and stalked by a socially awkward man with some serious daddy issues; what's a suffering teenage intellectual to do?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,045 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Hilbert/Touya
Fox Magic by AkaiTsume reviews
A decision made in the heat of the moment leaves Sasuke questioning his past, his future, and his convictions, all while dealing with an ancient, all-powerful fox demon whose grudge transcends both time and space. NaruSasuNaru, canonish AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 170,192 - Reviews: 1728 - Favs: 1,580 - Follows: 1,619 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Forbidden by Dior Crystal reviews
Memories can never truly be forgotten. Which is why, when Ulquiorra is reborn in Soul Society, he remembers a name from his past life; "Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez". GrimmUlqui. AU-ish.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 56,219 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra
The Fifth Act by Sinnatious reviews
Cloud has an accident with a Time materia. There are people to save, and for that, some people need to die.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 38 - Words: 169,887 - Reviews: 2532 - Favs: 3,892 - Follows: 1,071 - Updated: 9/15/2010 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Zaibatsu by Ashurato reviews
AU and TYL. What the Tenth President of Vongola Zaibatsu lacks in height, he makes up in his presence and the ability to control the six snarling beasts under the guise of his Vice-Presidents. TYL!Guardians/TYL!Tsuna, 6927 main.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,835 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 4/30/2010 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Mukuro R., Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
the Carnivore Conspiracy by Sjokolade reviews
Hibari wants information, Mukuro wants his freedom back, Byakuran wants more rings, Hibari wants Byakuran out of Namimori, Mukuro wants Hibari who wants Mukuro and Tsuna just wants to protect them all… 6918
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,983 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 11/18/2009 - K. Hibari, Mukuro R. - Complete
Seedling by LaughableBlackStorm reviews
He was a compassionate, curious boy with far too much optimism who had unexpectedly shown up on the street one cold day, when Tom had felt lonely. His name was Harry, and if Tom could ever call someone a friend, it would have to be him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,936 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P. - Complete
Brightly Burning by Aishuu reviews
In a different world, Hikaru never steps into Touya Kouyo's salon. When he is fifteen, the Go world starts to take notice of a terrifying new insei with amazing strength...
Hikaru no Go - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 65,401 - Reviews: 1655 - Favs: 2,244 - Follows: 1,778 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 6/17/2003
Those Damned Chairs by Corkboard reviews
Leave it to America to decide it was Shirtless O Clock...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 34 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
got a boy in the war by Lisse reviews
Naruto's parents don't so much fall in love as accidentally trip over it. Manga spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,433 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 867 - Follows: 68 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Minato, In Love by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kushina Uzumaki is insane.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 1,337 - Follows: 98 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Minato N. - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1545 - Favs: 3,673 - Follows: 366 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
Close Encounters by Reaper Nanashi reviews
[Oneshot] It's October tenth and the festival honoring the Yondaime's bravery and the kyuubi's fall is underway. Naruto's been having a terrible day, but soon comes in contact with an oddly kind blond man he's never met before who . . . worries for him?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,138 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 57 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
HPParody by Shezza reviews
Here’s a Harry that… has normal male nightmares, wasn’t abused by his Uncle, can’t cook, hates being called ‘pup’, did NOT try to commit suicide, doesn’t stutter when Sirius is mentioned, sure as hell isn’t the Heir to the founders and Merlin, doesn’t ow
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,826 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 163 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Harry P.
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2642 - Favs: 6,283 - Follows: 401 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
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Quintessence reviews
There are only the two of us, trapped in an endless chase to fulfill our final promise, lured by the light that slips like sand through our fingertips. This battle is our submission to them. A desperate plea, for it all to end. Yes, even if I have to take his life, I want it to end. My sanity slips slowly. Sasuke's POV.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,536 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
World of Secrets reviews
In the World of Secrets,everyone guards a secret with their lives. When Tsuna,a commoner, accidentally runs into Prince Hibari, he thinks he's doomed, but what he doesn't realize is that their fates are twined around a common destiny. 1827 AU Dark!27 HIATUS.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,301 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 2/24/2012 - K. Hibari, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Lost World reviews
On a failed mission, Giotto escapes death narrowly by falling into a dimension three centuries later. He meets Tsuna, his eventual successor, but he himself remembers nothing except his own name. "My name is Giotto." G27 fic. Rating may rise. DISCONTINUED.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,051 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Giotto/Ieyasu S./Vongola I/Vongola Primo, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Paper Sakura reviews
On a cold snowy night, two people meet for the first time in two years, and the last time in what seems like eternity. An offer is made, and rejected. And there may never be time, one person to ever regret his decision made. CharacterDeath Fic. One Shot.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,637 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Mukuro R., K. Hibari - Complete