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Joined 03-20-10, id: 2295383, Profile Updated: 02-28-12
Author has written 12 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Prince of Tennis.

Hello! I am, currently, BeggarsCan'tBeChoosers. It is entirely possible you know me by another name, and if that is the case, hello again!

I am very easily seduced by fandoms, and currently my obsessions are Hetalia - Axis powers, BBC's Sherlock and Homestuck.

I write mainly yaoi - I simply find it easier, for some reason. However I will quite happily ship yuri and het too - more than happily in some cases~ ;)

On the subject of REQUESTS: Please, feel free! Whether it's an idea you'd like to see written, but don't have the time or inclination, a pairing you'd like me to have a go at or even just something that you think would be good in one of my multi-chaptered fics, send away! I'd love to hear from any and all of you!

On the subject of PAIRINGS: I ship Canada with ANYONE. SRSLY. Especially seme!Canada. I crave it. It's like an addiction... As far as my other fandoms go, I support most pairings, though my favourites are generally the canon ones, for some reason... Or almost canon, in Sherlock and John's case ;)

On the subject of OTHER WEBSITES: I go by the same name on dA, so you're welcome to track me down there! I don't have any kind of drawing talent, but I like to doodle for fun! I'm also on FictionPress, but I haven't posted anything there yet...

On the subject of ME: I'm an eighteen year old Iggytarian, and therefore naturally a drunkard and a pervert. I live in a teeny-tiny village with my parents and three siblings, and spend my days at school, where I study English and History, or in my room, on my laptop, roleplaying. I adore my OCs, which primarily include American States and British Counties, but try not to over-use them. I fully intend to write something involving my country OCs one day, but I doubt I will force it on anyone here =_= I love writing and consider it my only talent (apart from how bloody attractive I am), though I am well aware that I can improve. I'm open to constructive criticism on that front, as long as it's CONSTRUCTIVE. I live in a four hundred year old house with exposed wooden beams so you know what? Flames are dangerous BI Other than that, I also like reading, eating, and procrastinating on schoolwork. And eating.

On the subject of OTHER FANDOMS: These include, but are not limited to, Silver Diamond, Harry Potter, PoT, ABVH, TF2 and various children's TV shows.

On the subject of CURRENTLY ONGOING MULTI-CHAPTERED WORKS: Fireman Al and Billion Dollar Ladies are on hiatus whilst I attempt to dig my UKUS muse out from under the RomaniaUK and USKorea muses. The fat cows. I'm sorry about that.

On the subject of FUTURE PROJECTS: I might pick up some abandoned fills from the Sherlock kink meme, and I've been working on a RomaniaUK for a while... And I kinda sorta want to write for Homestuck... We'll see.

I DO take requests and challenges, WILL work on writing collabs and accept suggestions for things to read, and WILL MORE THAN GRATEFULLY accept fanart.

I'm open to being a beta and PLEASE FEEL FREE TO ASK ME TO BRITPICK. There's nothing that annoys me more in fanfiction than Americanisms from a British character, and as a born and bred Englishwoman, I feel it's my duty to offer help with any Britslang!

Less than three, guys.

Beggars, over and out.

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Camp WaterWings by flyingsaucerscout reviews
Matt is the new counselor at camp. Naturally, this summer is going to be a lot more eventful than expected. Summer camp alternate universe, PrussiaxCanada and other random pairings, Human names used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,506 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 11/22/2012 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Canada, Prussia
Children of a Common Mother by Ankaris123 reviews
AU. Canada has literally disappeared off the face of the planet as a nation and as a landmass. You can't miss what you 'never had', right? Apparently that's not the case with America...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,877 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 2/24/2010 - America, Canada
Second Chance by ArixaBell reviews
It's twenty years after the devastating end of the third world war, when many countries were destroyed. The surviving nations are surprised to discover those that were lost, reborn as humans. USUK main, Spamano, mentions of various other pairings
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 77,031 - Reviews: 677 - Favs: 914 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 4/18/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
For Time Travel! by RainKrystal reviews
Florida and her Quest, and her triumphant battlecry. Who needs science, anyway? Contains OCs; you have been forewarned. Trivia question!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2010 - America - Complete
Sing Us A Song by RainKrystal reviews
The end of an era for America; let's count our way down to the new year. Set to the tune of Green Day's "Song Of The Century." Trivia question!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/17/2010 - America - Complete
Clothes Make the Man by Ms. Mapleleaf reviews
Surprisingly enough, Gilbert had to put up with people complaining about Matthew's wardrobe quite a lot. It didn't matter to him, so long as at the end of the day...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
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Billion Dollar Ladies reviews
It's the late 19th century, and Mathilde Jones, heiress, is engaged to be married to Lord Kirkland, a reclusive English aristocrat who she's never met before. Her twin brother, Alfred, disapproves. AU, contains genderbends. USUK FrUK & PruCan among others
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 28,917 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 10/11/2010 - America, England/Britain
I Wanna Hold Your Hand reviews
Request fic - "UKUS with guitar playing Arthur trying to woo jock!Alfred rather publicly."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,816 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 29 - Published: 9/30/2011 - America - Complete
Fireman Al reviews
Ten-year-old Arthur Kirkland finds himself stuck up a tree after following a fairy. Lucky there's a hero around to help him down, hm? AU, USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,740 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/30/2011 - Published: 5/2/2011 - America, England/Britain
If I Could Tell You reviews
Based on the Auden poem of the same name. Franada, side FrUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2011 - France, Canada
O Where Are You Going?
Based on the Auden poem of the same name. Implied RusLiet
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Russia, Lithuania
Porphyria's Lover reviews
Based on the 19th century poem of the same name by Robert Browning. GerIta, character death.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/11/2011 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Taking the Train reviews
The woes of taking the train with your fanboy. Uneven pair, rated for Akutsu's mouth.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Dan T., Akutsu J. - Complete
Electric Shock reviews
The interesting things you can do with an electric shock pen. PWP, Gauken AU, Canada/Prussia. Yes in that order. Enjoy C:
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,106 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Victory Dance reviews
Canada, after winning a hockey game, gets fed up of his kind nature being taken advantage of... Heavy yaoi, M for a reason
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,810 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Strange reviews
Warning: Contains complete crack. And personality switch... And a hella lot of confusion!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Japan, Greece - Complete
China is Hopeless reviews
China muses on his current situation. Written from the prompt: 'China is hopeless'
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/9/2010 - China - Complete
Distraction reviews
Despite being a forgotten nation, Canada is proving quite the distraction for Egypt... And of course he wants to find out why.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Egypt, Canada - Complete