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Joined 03-20-10, id: 2295704, Profile Updated: 11-05-12
Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter.

Well, I guess it's time I write a little about myself, as I've recently published some new stories. You can also follow me and the updates on my stories on my blog

Hello! Thirty-one year old Dutch perv here, with a brain too dirty for her own good! My imagination goes wild at the strangest of times, and it could easily result in a brand new category of fics within days. I first posted a tiny little Drarry story here (Third time lucky), and when it was received well (thanks so much for the reviews, I'm a sucker for responses!) a sequel eventually formed even though I didn't originally want to write a sequel (The pot and kettle). And oh no! after that suddenly a BDSM story got stuck in my head (Ginger up). My very first BDSM fic, and I still don't know where that kink suddenly came from! It fitted well after the two Drarry stories, so I might as well call it my PWP-trilogy. Porn With Potter, that is.

Since Draco is so brilliant to write about, there's also my long Drarry story. Not much smut (to my standards), but adventure and ... plot! Oh yeah, I can write more than PWP. Or I should let you judge that for yourself in Harry Potter and the Means to No End.

NEW! A Snarry fic (the greasy git is one hell of a sexy guy if you see him from my point of view, I dare you to try it!) called "Mutatio Severus".

More works in the making? Hell yes! Loads of unfinished fics that will be finished at some time. One story ... what's it called? Cedry? Hadric? Pottory? Diggotter? You get it, it's Harry & Cedric. This one does have a title already, Cedric Diggory and the Secret Behind Harry Potter, but it is nowhere near to being finished as of yet. But you never know, if the fever gets me, it might be here before you know it!

I won't even start to get into my other unfinished fics here, as they're not HP related. For my non-HP (mostly complete) stories, visit my website

Again, I'm a sucker for reviews, so please leave me a message after reading my fics! Thanks a lot!

Rachel

PS Sorry that I didn't break any of my stories into different pages, but I'm just dumb and don't know how to do it here on fanfiction.net! I know I got loads of complaints about "Harry Potter and the Means to No End" being too long to read without being divided into chapters and I'm well aware of that. I'll try to figure out how to do it with my new fics, but I think already posted fics can't be divided into chapters anymore without losing the reviews, can they? Again: sorry!

PPS Good news! I figured out how to upload in separate chapters! I knew I couldn't be that dumb ;) So the new Snarry fic "Mutatio Severus" is uploaded in chapters.

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Like a Virgin by Waybackintheday reviews
Harry has a plan, stay a virgin until he graduates. Severus has a plan, sleep with Potter before graduation. Throw in stubborn deatheaters, weary friends, and meddling godfathers and then what? At least they're in love right? Oh dear we are in trouble...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,444 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
Two Pieces Standing Abut by Monster Tesk reviews
No one saw this pair coming. They didn't fit together. There was no perfect molding of two individuals into one. They were two chess pieces standing abut. Okay, almost no one saw it coming . HPSS. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,974 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Shattered Illusions by angel74 reviews
HPRW, A car accident leads to some unexpected revelations that Harry has long tried to keep secret. Will he reach out to his best friend’s family when he needs it most or will he accept his cruel fate?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 247,055 - Reviews: 1204 - Favs: 1,394 - Follows: 594 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 6/18/2004 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Arithmancy by naturegirlrocks reviews
Summary: In 6th year Draco feels his life going out of control. The only thing he can trust is the logic in numbers. He is calmed when he finds something new to count, Muggles call them 'calories'
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,354 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Show Me What I'm Looking For by Clara-Erobreren reviews
Harry enlists the help of Hogwarts' popular matchmaking team, Draco and Pansy, to set up Ron and Hermione. However, sparks soon fly elsewhere as well. Hilarity, drama, friendship, and romance ensue. CH 16 ADDED - COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,708 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Aligning Loyalties xx Going Grey 4 by Kiristeen reviews
As far as Snape's concerned, his godson has taken a step into insanity and he is determined to discover why. Unfortunately, no one's talking. Focuses mostly on the Trio and Draco. #4 in 'Going Grey'. Platonic Harry and Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,553 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/21/2010 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Shifting Perceptions xx Going Grey 3 by Kiristeen reviews
6th year. Harry must apologize to Snape and resume occlumency lessons. Draco struggles to come to terms with the Malfoy family curse and the curves it's thrown his way. Of course, nothing goes quite to plan. no pairing. #3 in Going Grey series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,771 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Destiny's Control xx Going Grey 2 by Kiristeen reviews
His Magic and temper flaring and trapped at Grimauld Place, Harry struggles to control his new power. Mrs. Black pays the price for pissing him off, and Snape certainly isn't helping! Sequel to "A mother's Love" NOT H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,018 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Mother's Love xx Going Grey by Kiristeen reviews
There was far more to Lily's sacrifice than anyone knew. An attack on an all but abandoned Privet Drive reveals secrets long kept hidden. 1st in the "Going Grey" series. More inside. 1st 5 episodes in series complete in rough .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,069 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter & The April Fool's Day Prank by transgressions reviews
When Ron sneaks Harry a dose of Amortentia, not even he was prepared for the consequences. Turns out, Amortentia works by whomever the victim first looks at. Just Harry's luck that it happens to be his hated nemesis, Professor Snape. Semi-HBP compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,153 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 4/9/2008 - [Harry P., Severus S.] - Complete
The Fifth Act by oliver.snape reviews
After coming to an understanding during the Horcrux hunt, Snape and Harry spend the next year reclaiming what they never had in their lives while playing their roles in the war. HP/SS though not rushed , with a happy ending with some humour throughout.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 111,595 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 1,292 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Proposal by SellyDHBru reviews
Interesting things happen when one is drunk and is forced to spend time in the presence of his arch-nemesis… Secrets are discovered, mysteries unveiled and could the impossible be possible after all? There is only one way to find out…
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 97,107 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Justice Over Mercy by leoandsnake reviews
Sequel to "Devil's In The Details". A post-war Harry and Draco begin to sort out their lives after Voldemort and their shunted feelings for each other while entering the working world. HP/DM.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 29,213 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
Pretty Kitty by Cherry-Starburst reviews
Complete, Pre-OOTP, Fred/George/Harry. Ginny Weasley's new plot has some drastic consequences for one Harry Potter. Cat Boy!Harry WIP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 44 - Words: 135,777 - Reviews: 1303 - Favs: 3,492 - Follows: 1,277 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Fred W., Harry P. - Complete
Secrets of a Mushroom Ring by Winnett reviews
The Ministry needs Snape to stop the deadly spread of poisonous potions. Harry is hired to find him, and with aid from Draco, they stumble into a mess that forces them to realize their true desires. HP/DM/SS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,653 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Devil's In The Details by leoandsnake reviews
It's Harry's fifth year, and he's got to add Potions tutoring from Malfoy on top of the DA, Quidditch, and Occlumency. HP/DM.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 21,457 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Dragonseeker: Heritage by RegalGold reviews
An ancient bloodline rears its head causing Harry quite some trouble, along with an unwanted status. HPDM, Mpreg. creature fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 61,188 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 1,703 - Follows: 734 - Updated: 12/25/2007 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Chimera Luck by kalisin reviews
Complete! To Harry, this year was just turning out as strange as the last. Unfortuntely, he didn't realize how strange until he fainted in Potions class. creature fic HPDM Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 66,745 - Reviews: 699 - Favs: 1,814 - Follows: 582 - Updated: 1/27/2007 - Published: 1/30/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Quidditch Team, the Peeping Tom and the by cheryl bites reviews
Dumbledore decrees that the members of each of the Hogwarts Quidditch teams must share a bed in order to improve their teamwork. It works, in manner of speaking. Slash, femslash, het.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,762 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 54 - Published: 10/23/2006 - Harry P., George W. - Complete
Hybrid Destiny by ame3565 reviews
Harry comes into a magical creature inheritance on his seventeenth birthday, changing his life forever. Slash, mpreg. DracoHarry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 79,868 - Reviews: 943 - Favs: 3,321 - Follows: 990 - Updated: 9/6/2006 - Published: 6/19/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
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It just wouldn't do reviews
Since my Snarry iPod drabbles simply refused to get out of my head, I read them over once again. And guess what: I suddenly saw a whole story in them! Mixed them around, wrote a whole day, and voila: It just wouldn't do!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,588 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Means to No End reviews
The war is over. Harry can go back to his normal life. But what is a normal life? Sometimes, friendship can be found in an unexpected place/face: Draco Malfoy. And as troubles always seem to find Harry, he lands himself into a new adventure. With Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 70,696 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Mutatio Severus reviews
Things Harry and Snape have in common: loyal to Dumbledore and willing to give their life for the good cause. Yeah, that's about it. There's no way in hell they're ever going to be able to get along. No. Not a chance.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 63,410 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
iPod drabbles Snarry reviews
Pick a character, pairing or fandom you enjoy Turn on your music player and put it on shuffle Write a drabble that is related to each song that plays. you only have the time frame of the song in order to write, no lingering and rewriting. Do ten and post
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Ginger up sequel to The pot and kettle reviews
Professor Potter. Healer-in-training Malfoy. Both respected men at Hogwarts. The friendship between the two men isn't a secret, but there are some aspects in their relationship that should remain a secret forever. Forever? Forever after! BDSM warning
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,208 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The pot and kettle sequel to Third time lucky reviews
Harry Potter. The glorious Savior of the Wizarding world. Draco Malfoy. The hardly accepted bad guy. Two different men who both barely survived the war. Is there more they have in common? Or will they always stay archenemies?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,227 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Third time lucky reviews
Harry Potter. The dark-haired, green-eyed good guy. Draco Malfoy. The silvery-blonde, grey-eyed bad guy. Two archenemies in detention together. Fasten your seatbelts, it's gonna be a bumpy ride!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,903 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete