The SPAZtastic Lawlrus
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Joined 03-20-10, id: 2295719, Profile Updated: 05-29-14
Author has written 8 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, Team Galaxy, and Storm Hawks.

Before you go on to stalk me (I love you too), and read my crap, go check out my darling husband: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2299996/

"Shush, my darling. Hold that tongue of yours before I cut it out."

Hello there! My name is The SPAZtastic Lawlrus but you're absolutely free to call me Spaz. (Ooh, watch out, I tend to curse... especially the f-word, it's my fave. :F)

About This Kid:

1) 20 year old Canadian girl. :D
2) Really into random indie music right now. Eg) Bodylifting by Spring Offensive, Boy by Emma Louise, Oh Cecelia - Born Ruffians, She Only Loves Me When I'm There - Ball Park Music, and Melancholy Astronautic Man by Allie Moss. Check them out, they're each unique and enjoyable in their own way.
3) I have an obsessive personality. I love something, can't get enough of it, never leaves my thoughts and then suddenly -poof-, I don't care.
4) For some odd reason, I don't usually like most normal pairings (eg. PiperXAerrow, RoyXRiza, EdXWinry, MichaelXFiona, etc.)- actually, that's a lie. I like them (except Piper and Aerrow, JUST NO.), I just don't want to read any fanfics pairing them together. I'd prefer to read an OCXCanonCharacter, if it's well done.
5) Humour trumps everything, but I can appreciate anything from horror - to tragedy - to romance (and beyond ;p).
6) You're perfectly welcome to message me and say hello, or comment about how awesome I am ;D. Hell, if you notice that I'm into a fandom you have something written for, you can ask me to read it. If I have time, I will. If it's crazy long, I'll read a chapter and just review that. But only because I'm an asshole and I need to work on getting some good karma. :P
7) I don't finish things. And I get bored quickly, as I'm sure you'll be able to-

What I'm Up To:

I haven't done shit lately. But I AM in need of a creative outlet right now, so you may see me again, FF.n

Don't get your hopes up.

And when I reach out and I only grab air
It kills me to think that you never did care.
And it's hopeless,
You always run off somewhere else.
And I'm throwing a tantrum

why are you such a phantom?

When I'm Alone - Lissie

Rando Lawlrus :

The more threatened you feel (self esteem-wise), the more you'll negatively judge the people you pass on the street. People who are secure in themselves don't look at other people like that. It's simply all perspective.

Rawr.

I, The SPAZtastic Lawlrus, solemnly swear to review all the stories I read, regardless of content, age, or previous reviews.

Some Amazing Quotes:

Stoned Friend: My fingers are like WAAAAAANDS.

-in the middle of a texting convo-
Me: Forsaken and Foreskin look a lot alike.

Me: I wonder if all deer are alcoholics.

-looking around at all my technology-
Me: Look at all the things I have!
-pause-
Me: So why do I feel so empty inside?

Just in case you needed some depression added to your day.

Me: I win 9 out of 10 arguments with myself.

-kid I know trying to get me to boot for him-
Me: Just go hang around a liquor store and ask the shadiest dude going in
Him: Or i could get a friend to do it :/
Me: You need to have friends for that. :p

Me: I think he's flirting with me... Er, flirting AT me. 'With' implies that it's not one sided.

Guy Friend: -goes over and rips a signpost of sorts out of the ground- What is this?
Me: I don't know, but whatever it is, you broke it.

Me: What did you drink tonight?
Guy Friend: -unintelligible gibberish- Everything.

Me: Now shut up and tell me about your date!

Other Guy Friend: I got street cred
Me: Yeah right, maybe with your D&D group.

Guy Friend: Well I'm off to bed.
Me: Ciao, I'm off to your mom's bed ;D

Me: I don't know, something like that. It's not really something I'm knowledgeable about. Now if you want to talk about donuts...

Me: If you don't appreciate how funny I am then I gotta do it.
Other Guy Friend: Your hilarity fucking enthralls me. It's absolutely captivating.
Me: That's exactly how I feel about myself too.

(complaining about having to study)
Me: I don't want to do this.
Guy Friend: It won't hurt that much, just stick the tip in.

Me: No I didn't. I think you're seeing things.
Other Guy Friend: It must be the herpes. I knew I shouldn't have touched that girl's boob.
Me: That's totally ridiculous; you've never touched a boob.

Me: I can't handle this potato.

Optimus Prime: Amazing, a booby trap that actually catches boobies.

(I, in all my maturity, laughed)

Me: I hope they suck as much as I do. If not more. Preferably more.

Me: I really want a piece of pie, but I don't actually like pie, so you see my dilemma.

Me: I wish I could make noise with my mouth.

(I'm so dumb that it sometimes hurts.)

Me: Faaaaaat.
Friend: You're not fat. You're well proportioned. Presumptuous.
Me: -laughs- Presumptuous?
Tall One: I think you mean voluptuous.

-dad throws a couple clean bras at me-
Me: They're not mine!
-I go and toss them into my mom's drawer-
Me: I'm not the only one with boobs in this house!
Dad: Yeah, well, they're not mine!

Me: You’re such an asshole to me...
Tall One: Says the one using me as a bed.

Me: There is something on your back.
Tall One: What?
Me: Ass.

Me: You’re carrying all that extra weight- like 18 pounds.
Tall One: Yeah, on my thighs.

Me: I don't want to get dressed, I just want to see my sister.
Tall One: Awwh.
Me: Or trick her into coming here and then harvest her organs. Oops, did I say that aloud?
Tall One: If you really wanted to harvest my organs,-
Me: I could just ask?
Tall One: No, you would've done it already.
Me: Maybe I'm just waiting for them to develop fully. You're still awfully young.
Tall One: Snap.

Me: Haaay
Tall One: Wheat, barley.
Me: No, no, no. You're supposed to say, "Wheat's up?" to which I would respond, "Barley anything at all."
Tall One: Loser.
Me: I'm punny!

Math Teacher: -comes into class after several students tried to barricade the door with stacked desks- ... I love this class.

Friend: That's a good idea.
Me: Of course it is, it came from me.

Tall One: I've always been weirder than you.
Me: No you haven't. But I mean, lately, wow, you have really been stepping up your game.

Me: The only reason I think outside the box is because I'm too fat to fit inside of it.

My Mom: You're our guest, you can have whichever you want, cake or pie.
Me: Yes, you can have anything you want, but one comes with a beating.

Me: What if I combed my pants?

Me: He's got 'Your Name' tattooed on his ass. Well isn't that cheeky.

Me: You've got a pansy stomach. That's why it shrinks in. It's cowering away from my greatness.

Me: Real men eat wheat... Wait, what?.

Me: I like mistaking my slipper for my dog. Makes me feel good about my eyesight, and who doesn't enjoy trying to pet a slipper?

Tall One: Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.

Me: Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.

-Best racist comment ever, and I apologize if it offends you-
"Does Canada even have enough black people to have a basketball team?"

My Mom's Insult: Your sweater looks like it was knitted by elephants!

(Seriously, next time you're in an argument, use it. You'll win.)

Question: Five cent coin.
Girl: A dime!

Me: Go left.
-Friend promptly turns right-
Me: Wrong left.

-talking on the phone-
Tall One: Status? In a call.
Me: Who are you in a call with?

-spelling words with kids-
One darling little boy: What does this word spell?
-I look down to see the word "fuck"-
Me: ... That's not a word, sweetie. Let's find you a different one.

(At least he didn't try pronouncing it like the boy who spelled "dick")

Tall One: Get out of my belly button!

Brother: You're turning into an actual human being!
Me: I know, it's terrible!

-totally cute bffl moment-
Tall One: You don't have to get me a present, as long as you're there, I'm happy.
Me: Aw, really?
Tall One: But if you could do both, that'd be awesome.

Mom: -Aerodynamics.
Me: Air of bananas?

Me: Quail. With a "ph"

-on the phone-
Me: Did I tell you I cut my hair today?
Tall One: No! What did you do to it?
Me: … I cut it.
Tall One: I mean like, how?
Me: Well I took a pair of scissors, held up my hair and-
Tall One: No! I mean, where?
Me: In the bathroom, over the sink.
Tall One: Stop being a smartass!
Me: But I love it!
-later-
Me: I've got to go!
Tall One: No! Tell me what you did to your hair first!
Me: I cut it.
Tall One: No-
Me: Byyeeeee!

Me: I'm not crazy because crazy people don't admit that they're crazy.

Tall One: I think my dad wants to kick my ass.
Me: … That’s not something you hear every day.

Me: I'll show you the picture I drew when we get to my house.
Tall One: I'm going to your house?
Me: You are??

Me: -crams self in locker-
Tall One: Where are you going?
Me: To Narnia!

-after running up the stairs-
Me: I feel like a fat kid who just bolted up a flight of stairs- oh wait..

Science Teacher: How many parents would there be in sexual reproduction?
Kids: Two!
Random other kid: Three!
Science Teacher: Yes, two or more.
Me: ??

Tall One: Do you still like Danny Phantom?
Me: Nah. He doesn’t go online anymore.
Tall One: .. What?
Me: Wait, what?

Tall One: I can’t speak Spanish!
Me: This is Italian.

Me: What day is March in?

Me: I don’t know why people are biased against you because you’re tall.
Tall One: I don’t even know why I have friends.

Me: I made a couple new friends today!
Dad: What did you make them out of?
Me: … Playdough, obviously.

Tall One: You want a boy or girl character?
Me: Your mom.
Tall One: Boy it is then.

Me: What was my first word as a baby?
Dad: … -starts to laugh-
Me: … You totally don’t know…
Dad: Haven’t got a clue.

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It's fun to have a job by GirlsinSuits428 reviews
Marceline really dislikes working at the mall, it gets so boring. After meeting a girl ..things start to get a little more interesting .
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 20,158 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 5/29/2014 - Princess B. Bubblegum, Marceline A.
Gods of the Atmos by StormRocker reviews
In the early years of Atmos' existence, there were the Gods each ruling over their own Terra. All Atmos lived in peace until war broke between the Gods, now this war continues in the battle for the Atmos. *Warning - Adult themes in places.*
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,784 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/17 - Published: 5/29/2014 - Aerrow, Starling, Dark Ace
With An Unclean Slate by Unfortunately Unknown reviews
Sixteen year old Roy Mustang is too fascinated with Edward Elric for his own good. Ed is trying to live a normal life in a time that isn't his own. And the small changes that have been made are growing......
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,165 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 2/1 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Roy M., Edward E.
Release by Shay Blair reviews
The team is falling apart. There are issues tearing them to pieces, seen and unseen, and consequences that must be dealt with. What can the future possibly hold, and can it be solved before something blows up?
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 64 - Words: 10,215 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/26/2014 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Piper
In Memory Of by ClockwerkOrange reviews
Cyclonia has fallen and the Storm Hawks have returned victorious; however, remnant Cyclonian forces have been spotted across the Atmos. An amnesiac is rescued by the Storm Hawks, whose members must stand against their worst enemy - but from where the attack will come from is anyone's guess. Note: This is not a self-insertion.
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 57,950 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Piper, Starling - Complete
Power Play by Mikitsu Silverquick reviews
It's been years since Cyclonis disappeared through the Faarside gate with the Storm Hawks in pursuit. Everyone wants to see an end to the war between the Storm Hawks and Cyclonis, and some don't care about the cost. Aerrow X Master Cyclonis
Storm Hawks - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 74 - Words: 47,161 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Aerrow, Cyclonis
Attack of the Sue by The Goliath Beetle reviews
The Storm Hawks are faced with their greatest threat: Victoria-Celine Starlight Rainbow Lavender Sexy Chick. Oh, how will they ever get out of this one? *Major Mary-Sue bashing* Rated just to be safe.
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,132 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/24/2013 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Complete
How The Dark Ace Stole Christmas by Gyroscope reviews
Everyone is warming up to the Christmas cheer, except for a particular somebody. [POETIC PARODY]
Storm Hawks - Rated: K - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Dark Ace - Complete
Sip by Her Head In the Clouds reviews
Hot chocolate. Yeah, that was what he imagined when he thought about her. Oh Aerrow... Aerrow/Piper
Storm Hawks - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Aerrow, Piper - Complete
Childhood Lost by Zoey Overbeck reviews
Dreams of personally dominating terras like her ancestors before her were often accompanied visions of great splendor and success. And so, fueled by endless strings of these fantasies, the young girl pushed herself beyond her limits and performed well beyond expectations. Unknowingly, in her thirst for knowledge, her childhood was left to die.
Storm Hawks - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,600 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Cyclonis - Complete
And Then Finn Said So What by Novalia1001 reviews
One clement afternoon aboard the Condor Finn strums his instrument with an uncharacteristic change of pace and familiar idle nature.
Storm Hawks - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Finn - Complete
Hunger Management by Gyroscope reviews
All of them were gone. It was a great loss to the team, but a great gain for the Cyclonians. REWRITTEN & COMPLETE!
Storm Hawks - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 6,642 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/27/2012 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Stork, Junko - Complete
The Witch by ClockwerkOrange reviews
A collection of Cyclonis-centric short stories that will be updated whenever a reasonable idea pops into my head.
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Cyclonis
Flying High: Aveil's Version by HanaCake reviews
Being the best sharpshooter in all of Atmos, not to mention roommates with the Sky Knight, landed Aveil as second in command of the Renegades, a relatively new squadron led by her best friend, Cayci. With nothing to lose and everything to gain, the Renegades, along with the Storm Hawks make their way closer to defeating Cyclonis. Warning: OC's a plenty.
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,931 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Aerrow, Finn
Life Sentence by ClockwerkOrange reviews
Master Cyclonis receives a visitor from the past during her life sentence in prison. Set a few months after a slightly-modified final battle against Cyclonia. Character death and violence.
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Cyclonis, Aerrow - Complete
Accession by DoctorStonegarden reviews
Dark Ace isn't a name.
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Aerrow, Dark Ace
Lil' Storm Hawks by British Racing Green reviews
Aerrow's, Piper's, Finn's, Junko's and Cyclonis's schooldays. CHAPTER 4 IS FINALLY UP!
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,240 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 7/30/2011
I think I've wanted you by Black.Heart.In.Her.Hands reviews
Finn cannot control his urges. And maybe he's gone a little too far. "What do you want for Valentines Day?" "I think I've wanted you all along."
Storm Hawks - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,239 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Finn, Piper - Complete
The Real Deal on the New Recruit by kisa-kara-chan reviews
One fateful day brings a princess and the team together,and things start spiralling from there. A prophecy has foretold great danger,and the team,especially Josh,is in huge trouble,and I don't mean with his father.Will they make it all out alive? OCxJosh
Team Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 60,276 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Josh, OC - Complete
It Tasted Like Cake by Xekstrin reviews
When Stork's birthday runs around, Wasp has a strange idea of what constitutes a good present. Femslash.
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,792 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 8/10/2008
Past All Endeavor by Spirit Bagle of Death reviews
Childish shinanigans on a rainy day in Westchester inadvertently hurt Erik. Charles is NOT amused. Teen for triggers, flashbacks, abuse of perfectly good music, and Angry!Charles. Co-author and muse lj user speak me fair
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,740 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Between the Labels by AnaElise reviews
Fiona is not my girlfriend...
Burn Notice - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,506 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Michael W., Fiona G. - Complete
Need by thexdarkestxnightsx reviews
Violent, very short drabble about a loveless relationship with a dark Joker. Do not own any DC characters.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 341 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Joker - Complete
Memories Fade With Time by Strawberry Kaydee reviews
Nothing fixes a thing so intensely in the memory as the wish to forget it - Michel de Montaigne. Some things stay with us forever because we must bear the consequences of other peoples actions and desires.
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Piper
Disney and FMA? by tinytokirabbit7 reviews
Maes has bought his daughter some Disney movies. And he enjoys singing songs in the office, usually to his coworkers. a small collection of songfics using disney songs for FMA. C'mon, it's disney. the rating's fine. NO YAOI!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,578 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Maes H., Roy M.
Because on the Battlefield by Kat Blackstreak reviews
They were allies, friends, lovers... and enemies. Because on the Battlefield, a Cyclonian and a Storm Hawk are not interchangeable. But what is the price left to be paid when they put their love aside?
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Dark Ace, Piper
The Animal Whisperer by CrimsonAngel22 reviews
Erren Isabel Mackenzie owned a large farm, which housed many exotic animals, outside of Gotham. Her perfect haven is soon disrupted when a certain criminal decides he needs somewhere to stay for a while..No Joker/OC
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,671 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Joker
Game Over by S. J. Reneau reviews
One-shot. What many mistake for paranoia in Merbs is actually a game with Death. For one Merb, however, the game is about to end...
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Stork - Complete
333 and More Ways to Get Kicked Out of HQ by iTorchic reviews
Have you heard of the '333 ways to get kicked out of Wal-mart? Well, here's an FMA twist on it with the whole cast! It's manga and 1st anime based. Rated: T. This is just to get rid of writers block and supress my boredom. XD COMPLETE CRACK.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 28,427 - Reviews: 1787 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Complete
Of Schemes and Consequences by The Alien of Pluto reviews
One boring day for Finn turns the whole Condor upside down as one tiny little scheme results in dire consequences he never saw coming.
Storm Hawks - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,344 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/16/2011 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Finn, Aerrow - Complete
Dollhouse by Minn-Dreamweaver reviews
I stare at the dolls... and they stare back at me. oneshot. 5 minutes of random attempted creepy writing.
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Complete
No Promises To Keep by Merrypaws reviews
She was determined to see him only as a monster to destroy. Until she was forced to stop and really look at him. Repton/Starling through a series of little moments.
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,945 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Starling, Repton
Stork and Piper Drabble Series by LuckO'theIrish95 reviews
The Storm Hawks have been taken over by me, a crazy fangirl obsessed with drabbles. A/N: Oh and there is a typo where it says his "eyes twitches, I meant to say his EYE twitches. I hate typos.. aanyways... PLEASE ENJOY. Stork will freakout if you dont...
Storm Hawks - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,831 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Stork, Piper
Fleeting by Thing With No Talent reviews
A moment from Stork's childhood. Tiny, insignificant... but it provides a glimpse into the merb he will become.
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Stork - Complete
Symptoms by Thing With No Talent reviews
The more he watches Stork, the more he sees.
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Stork, Aerrow - Complete
Mmmm by Pantoffels reviews
"I'm gonna tell your mom she's a bigger whore than Mrs. Cartman." "Mmmm." "I'm gonna go get your dad's gun and kill some dolphins." "Sure." "Check my new tattoo, it says 'Stan's Gay for Craig.'" "Okay." "GodDAMMIT!"
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Picture Perfect Partner by wdebo5487 reviews
Stan and Kyle find out how a little picture taking experiment can turn into something much...steamier. Style Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Difficulties by xByDefault reviews
One thing leads to another and the consequences comes along. FinnxStork! Characters may appear ooc in the very first chapters. Warning for drunk Finn. R&R! constructive critique is welcome. Final chapter is up!
Storm Hawks - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,823 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Finn, Stork - Complete
Winry Rockbell loves Alphonse Elric by Jereboy reviews
Juicy.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Winry R., Alphonse E. - Complete
Pokemon: Maya's Adventure by HanaCake reviews
A girl named Maya has just completed the National Pokedex for Professor Rowan, and returning for the first time in quite some time. However, when Team Supernova appears, how will she, her rival, and the pokemon professors fend them off? Read/Review!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,354 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Prof. Rowan/Prof. Nanakamado, Empoleon/Emperte
What We Have by ellenscult reviews
Chuck tries to work out what he and Casey are. Chuck/Casey. Written for the LJ Chuck Slash Slashy Sunday prompt 2: "DEFINE \de*fine\ verb To determine; To express the essential nature of something; To describe, explain, or make definite and clear.
Chuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Chuck B., Casey/Alex C. - Complete
Snapshots by ThexBlairxWitch reviews
Y'all know how crazy it gets in South Park. These are just some little random snap shots. WARNING for gore in at least the first chapter!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,307 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 6/4/2010
Don't Ask by Thing With No Talent reviews
Stork does NOT want to explain why he reacts the way he does to the crack of a whip.
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Stork, Aerrow - Complete
The Dork Ace Drabbles by Storm.Reader21 reviews
The only thing more enjoyable than watching your favourite show is making fun of it and all it's characters. Written By: Storm.Reader21 and StormWriter 18.
Storm Hawks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,397 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/18/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009
How 2 B a ttly awsum fanfikshun riter by The One Called Demetra reviews
In which Demetra instructs the world in the mystical way of the fanfic. Parody
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,147 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Complete
Temptation Waits by NURSE J0Y reviews
ScarXLust One Shot. Scar waits by the gates for his artificial love to join him as he relives the moments leading up to the end of his life. I hope you enjoy! LEMON! I got inspired after reading Phantasien.Freiheit's "Lost in Feeling." Check it out!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Scar, Lust - Complete
Peace Treaty by StormWriter18 reviews
...and the vulture stared down disapprovingly. Oneshot.
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,444 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Cyclonis - Complete
Mmm! Coffee! by Cap'nHoozits reviews
Just a typical morning at Starbucks. Or is it? AUish? Crackish? I make no apologies.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Scar, Kimbley - Complete
It's A Trust Thing by Thing With No Talent reviews
Stork is in his element. Finn is out of his comfort zone. Somehow he doesn't really mind.
Storm Hawks - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,230 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Finn, Stork - Complete
Eaten Away by Aurora-Borealis Coyote reviews
Gluttony loves eating becuase when he does, he doesn't have to think about war or humanity, he loves eating becuase when he is eating he can pretend he's making everything that scares him go away.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Gluttony - Complete
Fifteen Minutes to Detonation by SakuraBlossom58 reviews
The Joker is on his way to corrupt our beloved Harvey Dent, but he gets a little song stuck in his head on the way there. A nursery-ryme, if you will.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Joker, Harvey D. - Complete
Joker's Chaos by SakuraBlossom58 reviews
I am the Joker... And I am an agent of chaos. I am the BEST agent of chaos. And I will watch this city burn.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Joker - Complete
The Jewish Rapture by crocious reviews
Style oneshot. Rated "Smex" for content. Should not be viewed by chilluns.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Cold Fire and Hot Ice by Shay Blair reviews
Bound by hate, enmity, differences, love, friendship, and similarities no one can ignore. Brought together by tragedy. They will form the strength of the future. Who are these women, the ones who hold the future in their hands? Warning: femslash
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,998 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Piper, Cyclonis - Complete
Buy My Heart by Little-Miss-Horror-Addict reviews
When Riza Hawkeye first met the rich and handsome Roy Mustang, he said the last thing she expected to hear. "Marry me, and I'll pay you one million dollars." AU Royai. Rated for Language and sexual references.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,173 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 10/20/2010 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Roy M., Riza H.
Scream for me Jew by krizz666 reviews
The insults are still thrown, The glares could kill and two enemies are slipping up and getting messy. Kyman: don't like? dont read
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,859 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
Refusal to do so may cause harm by Mortichai reviews
Ed doesn't want to drink the milk so he has Al do it. But what does Ed plan to do to the milk before Al tries to drink it?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
Facebook Madness by little miss clueless reviews
The people of Amestris has gotten into a craze. It has affected our favorite characters' lives, whether it's good or bad depends on what their status say.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,928 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 4/21/2010
More Ways Than One by Rocky Rooster reviews
Stork loves Piper, but he doesn't think he's good enough for her. So he tries to change himself, but with the help of an unusual crystal, he ends up changing more than he expects. StorkxPiper. First Fic! **Complete!**
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,128 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Stork, Piper - Complete
The Many Faces of Michael Westen by Helluo Librorum reviews
Michael Westen was drunk. How he got to be drunk, he'd have to figure out in the morning. Of course, it didn't help that Sam, Fiona, and his mother were tipsy, too. And whose idea was it to play the "Guess Who" game in the first place? Rated for drinking.
Burn Notice - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,043 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Michael W. - Complete
When The Battle's Lost And Won by IceSnowAndGlamour reviews
Frank Archer is a man of war and you don't know the half of it, do you? Archer character study.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,956 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/19/2010 - F. Archer - Complete
BAM! by PassionFury101 reviews
A great new product!
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Complete
Fullmetal Alchemist Songfics by Wolfa1995 reviews
Songfics of mashups of straight couples. Tragic and not Romantic and what-no. Please enjoy story inspired by the songs I have used!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 4/26/2010
Roy Mustang's Infallible Book of Pick Up Lines by Little-Miss-Horror-Addict reviews
Ever wondered how Mustang manages to get all those dates? Is it his smouldering looks, or charming smile? Nope, It's his infallible pick up lines, so cheesy that no woman could bare to say no.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,853 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Roy M.
Intractable by Kristen Sharpe reviews
Elias Elric had never met a teacher he couldn't talk rings around. Until now. Hypothetical futurefic, set in no particular continuity.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Izumi C. - Complete
Kenny McCormick ManWhore Extraordinaire by CartmanFan reviews
Kenny is bored in class. So why not go through his fuckbuddies, while he's at it? It's a great opportunity for him to reflect on whether or not his current status as man-whore is something to be proud of.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,650 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Kenny M. - Complete
Please Don't Leave Me by Hafous reviews
One day Ed come's back to the Rockbell residence to fix his Auto-mail as always, what will happen between him and Winry! sukkish summery, please read and review :D
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,749 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Edward E., Winry R.
Lights Out by Misha Novak reviews
Kyle's sleepy, but Christophe is too much of a lazy bastard to shut the light off.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Christophe, Kyle B.
That's Gonna Leave a Mark by Jordanna Morgan reviews
Ed has had more embarrassing injuries, but not many.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Alphonse E., Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Voyeurism by whatsthesymbology reviews
Written for day two of Havoc Week: Spy on Havoc Day. Breda, Fuery, Falman and Roy are getting more than they bargained for when they decide to find out why Havoc only takes showers alone. Voyeurism, masturbation, YAOI. Hints of future Havoc/Roy.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Jean H., Roy M. - Complete
How Lucky We Are by PenguinSnuggles reviews
A girl whose parents were killed when she was young, whose aunt who raised her has now died, is now moving in with her closest remaining relatives, the Hughes'. Haven't decided what 'ship' this is yet. Turtles! Rating may change, for LANGUAGE ONLY!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,863 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Maes H., Edward E.
Sandwich by whatsthesymbology reviews
Day one of Havoc Week: Strip Havoc Day! Havoc gets roped into playing strip poker with Roy and Hughes. But was that such a good idea? Anal, oral, threesome, frot, pwp. Hughes/Roy/Havoc.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,347 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Jean H., Roy M. - Complete
Fatherhood by D. M. Evans reviews
Hohenheim isn’t sure he’s cut out for fatherhood
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Hoenheim, Edward E. - Complete
Casualty by Three Cheers For Treason reviews
Because out of all of the times Ed fights Scar and all of the times you see buildings get destroyed, a civilian is bound to be killed.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,747 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Edward E. - Complete
Fullmetal Dare! by o0IzumiSensei0o reviews
What happens when Ed and Roy get high on sharpies and deside to play a little game of Truth or Dare? ALL HELL BRAKES LOSE!Rated M for Language and A little Rape.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Ashes by OzTheGreatAndPowerful reviews
A short drabble on Barry the Chopper. What more to say?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Barry the Chopper - Complete
Black Black Heart by OzTheGreatAndPowerful reviews
A short drabble on Roy Mustang and Riza Hawkeye. It's juicy and delicious .
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
The Kill by OzTheGreatAndPowerful reviews
He laid the bloody switchblade in the sink; his eyes empty as he turned on the facet. He absentmindedly scrubbed the tarnished steel. The water went pink as he tried to blank out every thought pulsing through his mind at that moment.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Envy, Lust - Complete
I've Got You by thegalaxsea reviews
It didn't matter to Piper that Lark turned out to be Cyclonis or there were no ther girls on the Condor because... "I've got you," Piper whispered, kissing Aerrow's cheek.'
Storm Hawks - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Aerrow, Piper - Complete
Golden Eyes by DuHSPaZZiNGFeL reviews
Alphonse always remembered his older brother, and there wasn't a day that he ever forgot him. But his son had always asked why he said some of the things he did, after all, he had never known the first Edward Elric, or why his words seemed so great.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,982 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
You Can Wait by Nae'ka reviews
Kyle knows what I want, he always has. CartYle or Kyman oneshot. Rated for sex and language.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Enemy Territory by Kaytori reviews
The Storm Hawks are all set to enjoy a festival when they receive word that Starling has gone missing during a mission, investigating rumours of rebellion in Cyclonia. So they set out to Cyclonia and into trouble. COMPLETE
Storm Hawks - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 64,178 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Complete
Restraints by Soul Flash reviews
“Goddammit, Jew...” Cartman breathed as he furiously began to work on Kyle's belt buckle, “Why'd you have to wear a goddamn belt today...?” Kyman. Graphic lemon. Contains whipping, rimming, frottage, dirty talk, masochism, and more.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,580 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Procession by Hoprabbit reviews
Riza Hawkeye didn't like tears; they were weakness. So of course, no one cried.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Complete
To Slowly Heal A Writer's Block by Ms. Ely Sium reviews
A series of random drabbles to take away my darn writer's block. Pairings and themes vary.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/31/2010 - Published: 8/1/2009
Friends and Enemies II: Vengeance by SiameseSisters reviews
Sequel to Friends and Enemies. Dark Ace seeks revenge on Stork for his humiliation, and Master Cyclonis makes another plan to take over Atmos, this time targetting all the Sky Knights... Rated for violence, blood, gore, language, and StorkPiper. Chap 6 up
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,737 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/30/2010 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Stork, Dark Ace
Fireside Rants by the original KeT reviews
The Storm Hawks talk back about their various fanfic incarnations. What do they think about what the fans have done to their image? Suggestions welcome! DISCLAIMER: The opinions expressed here are not necessarily those of the author.
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 12/8/2009
Evanesco by gatogirl1 reviews
In which Finn's teasing goes Too Far and something happens that Piper might Regret. Magically has become a two-shot; no pairings.
Storm Hawks - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Finn, Piper - Complete
Maybe Love Later, but Not Right Now by forgetspecifics reviews
Just a drabble of sorts I felt I had to write down. Approx. 540 words...'bout love and such...guess the pairing! Seriously, I don't mention names until the end :P
Storm Hawks - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/16/2010 - [Aerrow, Piper] - Complete
Idols by TheAngel'sWings reviews
She had so many idols, and almost all of them had failed her. And yet... she couldn't help but believe that that the next one would be different. But heroes are all the same, aren't they? Piper-centric, reflective oneshot
Storm Hawks - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Piper - Complete
Latex Dreams by whatsthesymbology reviews
Hughes has a dirty little fantasy, and when Roy loses the bet he has no choice but to submit. Explicit yaoi, anal, oral, bondage, spanking.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,168 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Maes H., Roy M. - Complete
The King and the bird by TheAngel'sWings reviews
“Hey, Piper? Do you remember the stories we used to get told as children?” She nodded, still standing in the doorway. “Can you tell me the one about the King and the bird?” Oneshot.
Storm Hawks - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Finn, Piper - Complete
Fever by Soul Flash reviews
Cartman gets an unexpected vistor when he's sick. One-shot. Kyman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,995 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Leap by Hooded-Figurine reviews
Edward and Winry's relationship leaps from being practically siblings, to something much more. Rated T for implied citrus. Oneshot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
Silence by Kame-tan reviews
Edward dislikes the silence.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Edward E. - Complete
Storm Hawks Pokémon Battle by Catnip-Packet reviews
Well c'mon, it did look like a Pokémon battle.
Storm Hawks - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Piper, Cyclonis - Complete
Songs of Atmos by Tawnyfur reviews
The lyrics of your favourite Atmosian musical parodies.
Storm Hawks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,031 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Complete
Roy's bad day by accident prone reviews
Rule one: Envy plus black magic equals...well, suffice it to say Mustang's day wasn't going to get any better. Ed x Envy [Indefinite hiatus]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,304 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Edward E., Envy
Thanks for the Memories by SparrowxLight reviews
It's not the healthiest relationship. Hell, you wouln't even call it a relationship. LindseyxAngel Oneshot
Angel - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Lindsey M., Angel - Complete
I Know by Petunia846 reviews
She’s an asset. You don’t risk your life for an asset. You don’t even risk your career for an asset. I know that like I know the sky is blue, like I know caterpillars turn into butterflies, like I know February comes after January.
Burn Notice - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Michael W., Fiona G. - Complete
Schemes, Scams, And Schoolboy Loyaties by HalfshellVenus1 reviews
Sam, Michael Gen Humor: Friends stick by you in the bad times, even if it's just to make fun of it all later.
Burn Notice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Sam A., Michael W. - Complete
Oh Yeah! by Don't Call Me Short reviews
My first Crackfic! Yippee! What happens when the Kool Aid man comes to Armestris? You'll just have to find out! Rated T just to be safe. I do not own FMA or the Kool Aid man just fyi! I love you あらかわせんせい!! Arakawa sensei
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Complete
Small Comforts by Links6 reviews
Michael caught a cold and Sam and Fiona tries to help him out in the only way they know how.
Burn Notice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,821 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Michael W.
Ex Spy In The House Of Love by Lenni George reviews
Because you asked for it - a series of scenes dealing with Sam Axe and Mercy Devine learning why two ex spies should never get involved. Michael, Fi, and Madeline appear too! Back after a long hiatus - anyone want more?
Burn Notice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,366 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Sam A., Michael W.
Laundry Day by Athena's Heart reviews
A glance at how much Roy really needs Riza
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
The Story of Dove by Doilan reviews
As the name suggests this is a Story about Dove and what she had to endure during her "visit" to the Cyclonian factory/Jail.
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,796 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Dove, Wren
Hypocrites by Saffronica612 reviews
She always won...except for now. When Cyclonis flees to the Far Side, Piper is left with some surprising things to ponder. One-Shot
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Piper, Cyclonis - Complete
Green Flowers by Yami White Rain reviews
Finn gets Junko green flowers. FinnxJunko. Oneshot.
Storm Hawks - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Finn, Junko - Complete
Got Milk? by SchemingAlchemist reviews
Snack time was always interesting in Resembool. This time, the Rockbells are determined to have Ed drink milk.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
Cause and Effect by Anne Packrat reviews
Alphonse has a confession to make to Ed, but Ed isn't going to want to hear it. Some Ed/Winry.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Brutal Summer by Auto-Alchemechanicist reviews
Yet another challenge from theretard5892. Edward refuses to cut his hair and Winry can't stand that attitude anymore. When the action of running, scissors, and two stubborn blondes come together, a strange situation occurs. R/R,plz!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
Infractus Intus by Golden Snowflake reviews
It's Aerrow and Piper's wedding night. Aerrow should be happy, but he isn't. He's tormented by a secret that will haunt him forever - one that Piper can never find out.
Storm Hawks - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Aerrow, Cyclonis
Sins of the Son by Fanfic Connoisseur reviews
He sees his refection in her eyes and knows he looks sorry just as he knows she doesn't see it. Vignette. FLT
Burn Notice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2009 - [Michael W., Fiona G.] - Complete
Pun Intended by Frigid Fire reviews
All she really wanted was to get that man to get rid of that stupid smirk. RoyXOC RoyOC
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,977 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Roy M., Jean H. - Complete
Nothing Fights by Castoro Chiaro reviews
Men," sighed an exasperated Mary, rolling her eyes and placing her hands on her thick hips. "Always finding the stupidest things to complain about." John/Mary. OneShot.
WALL-E - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/11/2009 - John, Mary - Complete
Burn Notice: A Limerick by LillyHobbs reviews
At the usanetwork site, in the burnnotice forum, all it took was a mention of Nantucket.
Burn Notice - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Complete
Recruitment by Daria234 reviews
Michael/Victor SLASH Don't read if you don't like . Michael has to think of some creative ways to get Victor to join his team.
Burn Notice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/12/2009
Alone by Scheherazade the Storyteller reviews
When everyone thinks you are evil, no one cares about you
Storm Hawks - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Cyclonis - Complete
The Workout by Esprix reviews
Finn and Junko work out together, and it leads to much more. Finnko slash
Storm Hawks - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,655 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Finn, Junko
Live On in Our Memories by unlucky-4-life reviews
What adventures do the Storm Hawks embark on when they reach the far side of the Atmos? Join them to uncover Master Cyclonis' whereabouts and discover more mysteries plaguing this new world-ignoring they killed him off, Dark Ace will be featured later on-
Storm Hawks - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,207 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 4/21/2009
Synesthesia by Shipmate reviews
Piper can’t bear to pull away, can’t bear to leave the clutches of this insane girl. // MC/P
Storm Hawks - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Piper, Cyclonis - Complete
Brave Like Finn by The Croc Shop reviews
Junko isn't brave like Finn. JxF
Storm Hawks - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Junko, Finn - Complete
Twisted Thorns by Flame Soldier reviews
I love you." "I love you too." Those lies hung above them as they entangled themselves in the darkness. A dark look at Dark AcexRavess
Storm Hawks - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Dark Ace, Ravess - Complete
Natural by Shipmate reviews
Well, surely one of these days, in one of these battles, it was bound to happen. // DA/A
Storm Hawks - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Aerrow, Dark Ace - Complete
Life of Crime by Terranova210486 reviews
When Junko and Finn steal a balloon, the find themselves on the run! Parody of a SpongeBob SquarePants episode.
Storm Hawks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,534 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Finn, Junko
Crepuscular Demise by Scheherazade the Storyteller reviews
Nobody is heartless, a human betrayed his friends, not a monster. Just because they are dead by his own hand does not mean he did not live to regret it. Dark Ace must remember his past. Review please
Storm Hawks - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Dark Ace - Complete
The Tragedy of Mary Sue by The One Called Demetra reviews
Mary Sue - truly the most tragic of creatures. After all, they are but puppets to their cruel, ungrammatical mistresses. The appeals they make in the space between the pages are left unheard. One such creature attempts to amend this, and tells her story.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Complete
How To Piss Off Roy Mustang by RideThatMustang reviews
This is what happens when I can't sleep. Enjoy p.s. ROY IS TEH SEX!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Roy M. - Complete
Beam by Shipmate reviews
Piper isn't a girl. Not really. // FinnPiper
Storm Hawks - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Finn, Piper - Complete
Scent of a Sandcake by Lunar.Lycanthrope reviews
As he has said himself. Stork can't even imagine getting by without Piper's sandcakes. But, why does he like them so much? Quick little one shot on my favorite pairing. StorkxPiper. R&R Enjoy
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Stork, Piper - Complete
Just a Dream by TheChromeDog reviews
Songfic with the song "Just a Dream" by Carrie Underwood. Not much of a summary I can give. AxP. Rated T for character death.
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Piper, Aerrow - Complete
Pulses by Flash Gator reviews
A short one shot focusing on our favourite 20th century red head, his robot best friend and their complicated sex life. Light lemon scene.
Futurama - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Complete
More Than A Painting by Goddess of Cliffhangers reviews
Anya and Dimitri are married and have settled into domestic life. He doesn't appreciate her artwork. She challenges him to do better. And from there, things become a lot more interesting. A bit silly, but heartfelt at the end. PLEASE READ AND REVIEW!
Anastasia - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,160 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Complete
Poser! by Dotskip317 reviews
It's Halloween night and the boys go trick-or-treating, dragging Piper along for the ride. But there's some confusion about costumes... Stork's not in this one, mostly because I don't think he's all that into taking candy from strangers. Because I can.
Storm Hawks - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Aerrow - Complete
Look After You by foolish-sage reviews
Roy and Riza prepare for a dangerous confrontation. Roy must risk the only thing he can't afford to lose. Royai. Warning! Spoilers for the anime
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
An End to the Fall by Mikitsu Silverquick reviews
I need to know that if something was to happen to me, that she is protected. So what is your answer, Dark Ace?" An origin story about the young Master Cyclonis and the people most loyal to her.
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,473 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 9/30/2007
Green Skies by Roxius reviews
My god, I can't believe I'm writing for this category again. This'll probably be the last SH fic I'll ever make. I did start this category and many others though, thanks to my begging to the administrators. Anyway, 30 random sentences of Stork X Piper.
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Complete
Eagle meets Wolf by Migido667 reviews
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Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,767 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/27/2008 - Published: 7/6/2008
Do You Believe Me Now? by WhispertheWolf reviews
Songfic: Aerrow saw what was going on between the two. He knew he was trying to win her over. But when he tried to warn her, she didn't believe him. Now everything has changed.
Storm Hawks - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Aerrow, Piper - Complete
Do I ? by LoveFlame reviews
Not just for the fate of Atmos, but to avenge my great loss: my friends. My teammates... And that's why I stand alone. Why I go my own way. - A one shot for Starling/Repton. Suggested by Hyperion prime.
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Starling, Repton - Complete
The Last Hawk by Scheherazade the Storyteller reviews
It will never be over until the last Storm Hawk falls
Storm Hawks - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Complete
Indecent Proposal by Hermonthis reviews
Dark Ace/Piper - "Have you ever been kissed?" she asks, "can you tell me what it feels like?" He stares at her and is one-hundred percent sure she's crazy, but the man strokes his chin egoistically and replies, "What? And you want me to seduce you?"
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Dark Ace, Piper - Complete
Far From Perfect by Keeper of Tomes reviews
Ravess...The perfectionist. The sharpshooter. But she's also human.
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Ravess - Complete
Playing Favorites by Xekstrin reviews
Cyclonis becomes unhealthily interested in Repton after he captures Aerrow alive. Now Repton learns first hand what it means when the overlord of Cyclonia deems your body "interesting".
Storm Hawks - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,926 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Repton, Cyclonis - Complete
Saints and Angels by If Dreams Were Wishes reviews
This is my first Storm Hawks fanfic, and a songfic. It's P/A. Rated for violence and character death.
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,358 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Aerrow, Piper - Complete
Heaven by DixieMame reviews
7 of the 100 Challenge. Just what goes on in Stork's 'Happy Place?
Storm Hawks - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Complete
Love is This by defectivebrainstorm reviews
So this is my first one-shot, sort of just for fun, meant to be one of those 'fifty-moment' type things. Fluff, StorkxPiper.
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Complete
Letheon by The Keet reviews
The war is over, and some things are better off forgotten. Dark Ace, Cyclonis, Aerrow; pairings only if you squint.
Storm Hawks - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Complete
Love Square by Esprix reviews
Love, Condor style... multiple pairings
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Complete
Boyfriend by xXVoodooToyXx reviews
Bam Margera x Ryan Dunn. Viva La Bam. Ryan Dunn is strapped to a lie detector during 'Limo vs Lambo' and becomes a laughing stock when they find out that he has had a boyfriend. What does Bam do with this new found information? ONE SHOT.
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,309 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Complete
Dying Words by Kurissyma san Tybalt reviews
A short Royai drabble I wrote halfasleep in a hotel on my first night in Tokyo after the mega long plane trip. Deathfic with a kind of warped mildly happy ending, LOL!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Secrets by Esprix reviews
What secrets do the crew of the Condor keep from each other to protect each other's feelings? good slash and very, very wrong slash
Storm Hawks - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Finn, Aerrow - Complete
Stork's One True Love by Esprix reviews
Theirs was a hidden, misunderstood love, a unique love that only Stork could have for another... Humor!
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Stork - Complete
A Mother's Love by Shadow Vanilla reviews
And here he was, feeling so utterly stupid. Like a child....[drabble on Ed's thoughts about his mother and his life]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Edward E., Trisha E. - Complete
Stork's Prophecy by Esprix reviews
It's DOOM if you hear Stork tell it, but others just want him to shut up. slash
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Stork, Aerrow - Complete
Finn's Admission by Esprix reviews
After a bad battle, Junko's fate remains undecided, but Finn is determined to keep his friend alive, if only to tell him one last thing. FinnJunko
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Finn, Junko - Complete
A Colonel, a Lieutenant, and a Wedding by jacksparrow589 reviews
…but sadly not their own. Actually, it’s Fuery’s wedding reception, at which fun is had, dancing is done, and, hopefully, a relationship develops. Strongly hinted Royai. Just to make this clear, this is postepisode 25. Rated for one little word.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Next on the List by Esprix reviews
Stork knew the Condor was doomed, but Finn had a few loose ends to tie up before the end. FinnStork
Storm Hawks - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Finn, Stork - Complete
Nighttime Snack by Esprix reviews
Finn goes for a midnight snack but ends up fulfilling a fantasy when he wanders past Aerrow's door... FinnAerrow, FinnJunko
Storm Hawks - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,116 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Finn, Aerrow - Complete
Italian Ice by Roxius reviews
I feel like writing some more Storm Hawks fics! Anyway, Stork eats the last italian ice and things happen between him and Piper. Stork X Piper and a little hinted Piper X Lark. PLease R & R! Rated for language.
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Complete
Right by screennameless reviews
Some people act as mirrors, reflecting your own image back at you, and sometimes you don't like what you see.
Storm Hawks - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Complete
Green Kisses by Roxius reviews
Stork talks about a bit of his past with Piper and gets more than he expected. Stork X Piper.
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Complete
Merbs And Milkshakes Don't Mix by Roxius reviews
The Storm Hawks learn that it's never good to allow Merbs to drink milkshakes. Minor update regarding Piper's sexuality in Stork's point of view.
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Complete
My Reasons by Roxius reviews
[Storm Hawks] Stork eats dinner alone in his room and thinks about his reasons for even bothering to join the Storm Hawks. Probably the first Storm Hawks fic ever! No pairings. Please R & R!
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Complete
A Day with the Horses by Rocket MS17 reviews
Ed and Roy take a trip to a horse farm. RoyEd. Oneshot
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Published: 5/28/2007 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Goodbye, Beastie by Tygerwulfe reviews
Set within AWE. An bit of ‘what we didn’t see,’ that basically wrote itself in my head while I was watching AWE last night. Davy Jones says goodbye to his “pet.” Also posted on the LiveJournal groups: Pirategasm, & DavyJonesPOTC.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Davy Jones, Kraken - Complete
Unexposed Emotions by BlackMorale reviews
Roy does everything he can to make Riza smile. Looks like it only took his gentle actions and three words to make her do it. [Royai]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,507 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/15/2007 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Terrible Beastie by dark-hearted rose reviews
Oneshot. The Kraken takes some time out of his busy schedule to chat about things like Davy Jones, ingesting ships, and just life in general as a fearsome sea monster. Set during DMC. A big Thank You goes out to all who read and review.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Kraken - Complete
As Long as You Falter by i'llwait reviews
just a moment between Roy and Riza
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
An Idiot's Quest on Writing Fan Fiction by Roxius reviews
Ed, Al, and Envy try their hand at writing yaoi fics. It doesn't work very well. Roy X Hughes and a little bit of Winry X Riza. Please R & r!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Edward E., Envy - Complete
Nerf Guns and Fluff by OTP reviews
a poem my friend wrote for me for Christmas hope you like
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 356 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Annoyance by Amalia Autumn reviews
It all started with just an annoying, rythmic click of a pen...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
His Rose by Chaotic Lullaby reviews
A onechapter AlxRose drabble. Rose decides to visit Al on a whim...and eventually they share their first kiss.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,865 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Alphonse E., Rose - Complete
My Dreams Will Save You by InuyashaLuver1224 reviews
Winry has a premonition that suggests something sinister happening for Edward. When Al comes to her alone, her fears aren't settled. Please read and review. Better that it sounds.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Edward E., Winry R.
A Pleasure to Burn by words without reviews
-Roycentric Ishbal piece- There are disturbing parallels between Roy and the devil. He's as aware of this as anyone else.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Roy M. - Complete
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Flying High (Cayci)
She's kind of a shitty Sky Knight. Cayci's looking to gather up an at least adequate squadron so they can go on awesome adventures (sometimes with the Storm Hawks). She just wants to battle some Cyclonians and for Atmos' sake, hopes her knighthood isn't a fluke. Warning: OCs, mildly inappropriate language and innuendos, and sillyness. Headaches may occur if taken too seriously.
Storm Hawks - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,283 - Published: 6/24/2013
In Too Deep reviews
It was only when she stopped to think that she realized how little she truly had.
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Cyclonis
Poison
When one so strong, breaks.
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Cyclonis
Melt My Frozen Heart
The South had been good to Major Blocher, even if it was incredibly boring in comparison to the Ishbal revolt that ended mere months ago. In her condition, boring was a blessing. Now it looks like she'll be heading up to Central where excitement abounded and /he/ was. Warning: OCs, fluff and a terrible summary. Rating subject to change.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Published: 6/29/2012
Take Me Away reviews
All she wants to do is get out of this backwards hick town. One day, space pirates led by a hard man with eyes the colour of oceans terrorize her high school. With a few creative lies and a lot of luck, Tameka might just have a chance at escaping with her life and a... sponsorship to Galaxy High?
Team Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,391 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Josh, Yoko
The Demon of Many Names reviews
A new homunculus is born and she is set on wreaking havoc. With her she brings an era of suffering and death. And so the new war begins.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,454 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Envy, Greed
Armstrong's Fourth Grade Class reviews
Roy's stealing Havoc's crush, Breda's throwing things, Riza's getting mad, Armstrong is the teacher, that's right, he's the teacher , Sciezka's the new girl, Fuery and Falman are trying to do their work, Maes is late- find out why. Warning: I suck.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,832 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Complete
Alchemist's Amnesia reviews
She's got amnesia and she's an alchemist. Ohmygosh, no way! MustangXOC ... maybe... if they don't kill each other first. Rated for coarse language.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,046 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/21/2010 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Roy M.