Author has written 8 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, Team Galaxy, and Storm Hawks.
Before you go on to stalk me (I love you too), and read my crap, go check out my darling husband: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2299996/
"Shush, my darling. Hold that tongue of yours before I cut it out."
Hello there! My name is The SPAZtastic Lawlrus but you're absolutely free to call me Spaz. (Ooh, watch out, I tend to curse... especially the f-word, it's my fave. :F)
About This Kid:
1) 20 year old Canadian girl. :D
What I'm Up To:
I haven't done shit lately. But I AM in need of a creative outlet right now, so you may see me again, FF.n
Don't get your hopes up.
And when I reach out and I only grab air
When I'm Alone - Lissie
Rando Lawlrus :
The more threatened you feel (self esteem-wise), the more you'll negatively judge the people you pass on the street. People who are secure in themselves don't look at other people like that. It's simply all perspective.
I, The SPAZtastic Lawlrus, solemnly swear to review all the stories I read, regardless of content, age, or previous reviews.
Some Amazing Quotes:
-in the middle of a texting convo-
Me: I wonder if all deer are alcoholics.
-looking around at all my technology-
Just in case you needed some depression added to your day.
Me: I win 9 out of 10 arguments with myself.
-kid I know trying to get me to boot for him-
Me: I think he's flirting with me... Er, flirting AT me. 'With' implies that it's not one sided.
Guy Friend: -goes over and rips a signpost of sorts out of the ground- What is this?
Me: What did you drink tonight?
Me: Now shut up and tell me about your date!
Other Guy Friend: I got street cred
Guy Friend: Well I'm off to bed.
Me: I don't know, something like that. It's not really something I'm knowledgeable about. Now if you want to talk about donuts...
Me: If you don't appreciate how funny I am then I gotta do it.
(complaining about having to study)
Me: No I didn't. I think you're seeing things.
Me: I can't handle this potato.
Optimus Prime: Amazing, a booby trap that actually catches boobies.
(I, in all my maturity, laughed)
Me: I hope they suck as much as I do. If not more. Preferably more.
Me: I really want a piece of pie, but I don't actually like pie, so you see my dilemma.
Me: I wish I could make noise with my mouth.
(I'm so dumb that it sometimes hurts.)
-dad throws a couple clean bras at me-
Me: You’re such an asshole to me...
Me: There is something on your back.
Me: You’re carrying all that extra weight- like 18 pounds.
Me: I don't want to get dressed, I just want to see my sister.
Math Teacher: -comes into class after several students tried to barricade the door with stacked desks- ... I love this class.
Friend: That's a good idea.
Tall One: I've always been weirder than you.
Me: The only reason I think outside the box is because I'm too fat to fit inside of it.
My Mom: You're our guest, you can have whichever you want, cake or pie.
Me: What if I combed my pants?
Me: He's got 'Your Name' tattooed on his ass. Well isn't that cheeky.
Me: You've got a pansy stomach. That's why it shrinks in. It's cowering away from my greatness.
Me: Real men eat wheat... Wait, what?.
Me: I like mistaking my slipper for my dog. Makes me feel good about my eyesight, and who doesn't enjoy trying to pet a slipper?
Tall One: Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Me: Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
-Best racist comment ever, and I apologize if it offends you-
My Mom's Insult: Your sweater looks like it was knitted by elephants!
(Seriously, next time you're in an argument, use it. You'll win.)
Question: Five cent coin.
Me: Go left.
-talking on the phone-
-spelling words with kids-
(At least he didn't try pronouncing it like the boy who spelled "dick")
Tall One: Get out of my belly button!
Brother: You're turning into an actual human being!
-totally cute bffl moment-
Me: Quail. With a "ph"
-on the phone-
Me: I'm not crazy because crazy people don't admit that they're crazy.
Tall One: I think my dad wants to kick my ass.
Me: I'll show you the picture I drew when we get to my house.
Me: -crams self in locker-
-after running up the stairs-
Science Teacher: How many parents would there be in sexual reproduction?
Tall One: Do you still like Danny Phantom?
Tall One: I can’t speak Spanish!
Me: What day is March in?
Me: I don’t know why people are biased against you because you’re tall.
Me: I made a couple new friends today!
Tall One: You want a boy or girl character?
Me: What was my first word as a baby?
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