Author has written 9 stories for Pokémon, and Ascension.
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You can call me IH or Immortal
nice to meet you
Let's keep this short, shall we; the squirrels have a bounty on my head... so, um, while I hide, y'all can check out my profile and stories! ... YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!!!!!!!! *Runs to disclosed location*
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is retard cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down
Oh sweet arceus, i have a lot of crummy stories... whenever i finish Shade Of Grey, i'll be deleting a good bit of my stories and rewriting them, or just getting ride of them.
Shade of Grey: cancelled
A Shade of Gray: on going
A Shade of grey
It was supposed to be a normal adventure, right? But when Team Plasma emerges, Hilbert Black, along with his cousin White and his friends Cheren and Bianca face a difficult choice; If you had the chance to be a hero, would you? An AU of Pokemon Black and a rewritten version of Shade Of Grey.
I don't do these things, but this was too funny!
A B C D E F G Gummy Bears are chasing me
One is red and one is blue
One is trying to steal my shoe
Now I'm running for my life
'Cause the red one has a knife
Copy paste this if you love GUMMY BEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"I am the mascot of Heart Gold! Fear me like the mighty Ho-Oh of lore!" The Music Note Pokémon proclaimed in a terrifying voice as it held its wings out and posed. "Worship me with currency! Gold! Money! Doubloons! Cold hard cash!" (Blu Rose's Pokémon Gray, chapter 21)
"Every time you pass a donation jar without donating, a rare Pokémon species comes closer to extinction. Don't be a murderer. Donate to the cause," it spoke in a gentle female voice as it gestured to the donation jar next to it.
"Fine… If it'll get you to shut up," I said as I reached into my bag and pulled out a crumpled bill, throwing it into the donation jar.
"Sleep tonight with a clear conscience." Chatot then looked at N expectantly.
"I think it wants you to give money."
"But I don't have any money."
"…Sleep tonight with one eye open," The bird Pokémon threatened with a smile. If I hadn't just heard the same bird refer to itself as Ho-Oh, I'd be afraid it would come true with its threat. (Blu Rose's Pokémon Gray, chapter 24)
Harry then collapsed face down onto the floor.
"He's dead!" Hermione shrieked, even through she was now watching the cats leave the room.
"I'm dead!" Harry exclaimed in horror.
"Why so he is, don't worry, I'm a detective," Ron said proudly.
"Don't worry, he's a detective," Harry said...
..."You are moving, you're talking," Snape said.
"No I'm not, I 'm dead," Harry insisted.
"And I'm solving his murder!" Ron said.
"An I am the murderer," Hermione revealed.
"Really?" Harry asked calmly.
"Yes, I couldn't stand the way you breathed when you were seven," Hermione answered, despite the fact that she didn't know Harry when he was seven.
"Well, in that case," Harry closed his eyes." ( TatraMegami's Rebellion, chapter 18)
-The road to success is always under construction
-Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.
-Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.
-I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally.
-The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
-When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
-Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
-I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
-There are no stupid questions – just a bunch of inquisitive idiots.
-The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.
-Evening news is where they say, "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it's not.
-My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
-Be OPTIMISTIC... all the people you hate are eventually going to die!!
-Sometimes I Wonder, "Why is that Frisbee getting bigger?" and then it
-Boys: can’t live with em, and it’s illegal to shoot em.
-What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?
-I have PMS and a gun... now what were you saying?
-A friend will visit you in jail, a good friend will bail you out of jail
-They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the
-It's always the last place you look. Of course it is. Why the heck would
-When you get caught looking at him just remember he was looking back.
-You're laughing now because you're older than me by mere months, but when
-Some people are alive only because its illegal to kill them
-He who laughs last thinks the slowest
-Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake
-Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge, others just gurgle
-If we can put one man on the moon, why can't we put them all there?
-If you don't like my driving stay off the sidewalk
-There's a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it's not a train.
-Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
-When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep
-Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.
-I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
-Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
-You have a right to your opinions. I just don't want to hear them.
-I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
-OK, so what's the speed of dark?
-It's hard to be humble when you're as great as I am.
-Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
-Normal people worry me
-The only reason that I talk to myself is because that I'm the only one
-"I did my homework! I just forgot to write it down."
-The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the
-We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.
-Eat right, exercise, die anyway.
-I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.
-Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
-They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it everytime I tell the
-If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you
-Don't steal. The government hates the competition.
-I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
-When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
-Some say the glass is half full, some say the glass is half empty. I say
-The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of a fast
-When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only
-Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
-You know it's a bad day when you fall out of bed and you miss the floor
-War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
-Growing older is manditory. Growing up is Optional
-I've heard that its possible to grow up. I've just never met anyone who's
-Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
-Sometimes you make me so mad I wanna throw you in the middle of ongoing
-Keep on talking maybe one day you'll say something intelligent
-One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got
-It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.
-If all else fails, try reading the instructions.
-When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade
-If you can't convince them, confuse them.
-Ask me no questions, I will tell you no lies…
-Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
-The trouble with life is there's no background music.
-I smile because I don't know what the heck is going on.
-I don't suffer from Insanity - I enjoy every minute of it!
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