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Author has written 9 stories for Kingdom Hearts, and Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ.

You are about to proceed down a dark road filled with hilarity and piss poor writing skills. Please proceed with caution.

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Queer as Folk

Justin: I'm not a child. I'm turning 18 soon. That means I can vote, and get married, and join the army.
Emmett: Hopefully not on the same day.

Debbie: If I have to watch Martha Stewart make one more goddamned thing out of goat cheese, I'm going to kill myself.
Vic: AMC has a Joan Crawford festival all week.
Debbie: Nobody's that gay.

Emmett: It's pathetic. My screen name has more fun than I do.

Brian: What are you doing?
Justin: Giving my friend Daphne a tour of your house.
Brian: This isn't the white house. George Washington hasn't slept here.
Justin: He's the only guy who hasn't.

Brian: He stole all my clothes. I'm suspecting gay-on-gay crime here.
Lindsay: It wouldn't surprise me. You've had more visitors than Disney World.

Michael: Have you ever been on a date?
Brian: One. I ended up fucking the waiter.

Ted: [On dating a guy who's HIV positive] It's like playing with fire. I mean... what if a condom breaks? Or he's flossing his teeth and his gums bleed?
Brian: Or he shoots off his load and you're bending over to tie your shoes and it accidentally flies up your ass...

Justin: Welcome to the real world Daph... nobody gives a shit about a Gay-Straight Alliance.

Daphne: I'm not a lesbian, but I'm a big fan.

Emmett: What kind of homosexual are you?
Brian: The kind that fucks men.

Emmett: [on coming out] Why tell anyone? Why lose everything when it can just be your little secret? You see, it was different for me. Everyone could tell who I was from the start and it didn't make my life any easier. I've been beaten up, cursed at, spit on, ignored... but in a way it was worth it. Because I have never had to live a lie and I'm not about to start now. Not for you, not for anyone.

Lindsay: Isn't he a little young for James Dean?
Brian: Well you don't want him watching teletubbies. Might make him gay.

Drew Boyd: I was asked to say a few words tonight. I asked "why?" They said, "Because you're a hero." A hero... Because I played football? Because after a lifetime of denial I was finally honest about who I am? I don't call that heroic. What *is* heroic is standing up for the rights you deserve, no matter what the consequences. And that's exactly what those who were injured... and who lost their lives last night were doing. Or trying to before they were stopped. But they were up against a powerful opponent - hatred. Hatred spread by those that want to deny others what's rightfully theirs. In the name of *their* God, *their* family, *their* country. I guess they forgot that America belongs to everyone.

Michael: Can I have your attention, please? I would like to offer a toast to the memory of Brian Kinney. Out-going, friendly, some would say to a fault, he never met a man he didn't like.
Ben: In his younger days, Brian dreamed of being a lawyer. He said, "I want to get innocent men off. I'll go to any length to get to the bottom of things."
Emmett: Later on in life, he devoted himself to volunteer work. It's true. If he heard that someone was laid up, or flat on his back, he'd come time and time again until they felt better.
Michael: So, now that he's gone, I'm sure that there's not a man in this room who wouldn't agree that he has left a hole that can never be filled. Here's to Brian!

Michael: Well, if it isn't Little Mary Sunshine.
Emmett: Little Mary Sunshine died. I'm Little Marry Go Fuck Yourself.

Brian: The first time you came here, you didn't know anything about me. I could have done anything to you.
Justin: I was pretty sure you were gonna' fuck me.

Brian: Didn't your daddy ever teach you how to tie a tie?
Justin: No, we was too busy kicking me out and beating the shit out of you.
Brian: Well, neither did mine. He was too busy regretting the day I was born, c'mere.

(I'll add more when I feel like it)


Neko:

Currently NOT writing. Oops. School. Again.

I am re-rewriting One Week. Because I can. It won't be deleted/replaced though. I'll just post a newer version... One Week; Revamped. Yeah.

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Shenanigan Ferris Ride by Zade-Kassel reviews
Taking place directly after takeoff to the new session. Dave adjusts to his new home with the trolls and their strange customs, and also deals with the mental aftermath of the game. Eventual DaveKat.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 82,167 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Dave S., Karkat V. - Complete
Expo '86 by Vcorrigan reviews
Enter the psyche of society's base, add in numerous illegal substances, and you've got the expo of the century. Because neither can admit their faults, their feelings, the one thing that matters may be lost through their projections onto others. Tweek/Craig
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 136,685 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 9/1/2005 - Tweek T., Craig T.
Catnip by RukawaGF reviews
Shizuo x Izaya. Shizuo accidentally turns into a cat. Without knowing the tabby is his arch-nemesis, Izaya takes him home and keeps him as a pet. As a cat, Shizuo discovers a side of Izaya that nobody knows, his secrets, life, fears, loves and feelings.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 77,335 - Reviews: 1941 - Favs: 1,915 - Follows: 1,838 - Updated: 9/11/2013 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Shizuo H., Izaya O.
The Figurehead of Queer Justice by Perdue reviews
A harmless prank becomes the trigger for a domino-effect of important events in John Egbert's life. John/Dave, post-sburb.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 66,313 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 505 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 7/12/2011 - John E., Dave S.
The Honour Of Sacred Love by AllergicToAlmonds reviews
The kingdoms of Sky and Water have been fighting for last ten years. But now everything changes when they arrange marriage between Prince Sora of Sky and Prince Roxas of Water. Yaoi SoraRoxas.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,864 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Roxas, Sora
Birth by Death by GloomyPearl reviews
Set roughly in the year 2549 society has banned science from their culture after a nuclear war in the 2221 has destroyed most of the planet. Vanitas, a victim of science, is looking for something or someone that will finally put him at ease. VanVen.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 49,839 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/15/2012 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Vanitas, Ventus/Ven
As Luck Would Have It by lizette antoinette reviews
During Shuutoku's summer training camp Takao pushes his luck with Shin-chan.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,718 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 9/14/2012 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Midorima S., Takao K.
Vast Differences by some-girl-somewhere reviews
As time goes on she realize it's more than admiration and the thought scares her. After all noone would love someone like her, she's just a studious bookworm. On the other hand 'she' is 2 years older who is the Student Council President. Yuri Kairi/Aqua
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,780 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Kairi, Aqua
Reckless Serenade by Abbykinz813 reviews
We separated after getting through the next wall, the four of us humans waking up in my house, the trolls nowhere to be found. And after almost six years, there he was, standing in the rain with as deadly a glare as ever. Temporary hiatus
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,405 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 12/19/2011 - John E., Karkat V.
Sick Poetry Fires by radio MOBILE reviews
Roses are red, Violets are Blue... I've never written poetry what the heck do I do? In which Dave has written a poem to get the John thing off his chest in honor of Valentines day. I do not own Homestuck or any of it's characters.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Published: 2/13/2012 - John E., Dave S. - Complete
Universitybent by Delightfully-Demented-Duo reviews
PLEASE VISIT THE REVISION FOR THE NEW VERSION OF THIS STORY. THANK YOU.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 72 - Words: 201,525 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Gamzee M., Karkat V. - Complete
Sick and Tired by sockruse reviews
Karkat has always been convinced that his life is unbeatably shitty, but his entire perspective on life is thrown out the window when he's forced to move in with Gamzee Makara. 2nd person, multi-perspective. Side plots. Very angsty.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 23,196 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Karkat V., Gamzee M.
Secret Battles Against a Nobody by VioletHearts13 reviews
Because protecting his brother was his first priority and nothing else mattered. Not anyone else's life. Roxas threw everything away for his brother: his life, his family and his freedom. That was the rule of the Organization. Before he met Sora, anyway.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,628 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Roxas, Sora
Joshua Trips by Kipper Snack reviews
Joshua trips and accidentally teleports himself and Neku to a bizarre alternate universe where nothing is as it seems. /NOT YAOI/
World Ends With You - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 173,906 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Yoshiya K./Joshua, Neku S.
Never Again May I Be Myself by Trickster God Loki reviews
A coma can change everything...Even your identity. A therapist is dispatched to examine said patient, as he tries dealing with the core of his crisis. WiP, NEEDS REVIEWS! Roxas/Sora, Axel/Kairi
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,089 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Sora, Roxas
Where The Heart Is by AlphaOmegaPsi reviews
So say Roxas doesn't fuse with Sora. Say, instead, that he accompanied him on his journey through the worlds. Say also that he found out that he might have feelings for his other half. Soroku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 60,987 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Roxas, Sora
StarCrusher by sadchild reviews
Ventus is a young mechanic with a big dream: to use a Gummi Ship to reach the uncharted area of space. But with the complications, unexpected arrivals, and after shocks, can he really succeed? VanVen Slightly AU.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,236 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Vanitas, Ventus/Ven
Culture Shock by pluie.espoir reviews
Masaomi is a transfer student to Japan, ready to struggle his way through learning a new language when a saviour comes in the form of a shoddy-English-speaking Mikado. AU, language barrier
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,403 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Masaomi K., Mikado R.
Boys over DOLLARS by fbw reviews
Riara Acadamy is the most prestigious high school in all of Japan. Ryugamine Mikado is an ordinary boy who, by a twist of fate, ends up attending a school meant for only the wealthy. What happens when DOLLARS makes his life a living hell? Alt. reality
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,351 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Mikado R., Izaya O.
I Don't Need You I Think by some-girl-somewhere reviews
Wait,are you telling me that the new kid is going to tutor me? I dont need help. I know my grades arent what they used to be but come on!She hardly talks to anyone,she's anti social and always has her hood up.I don't need her. Yuri no like no read
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,315 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Kairi, Xion
My 100 theme challenge by DreamSeerXIII reviews
Time to take your brain for a little swim... in IMAGINATION. Review me if you wanna try this.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Complete
Never Far Behind by Sora no Kioku's old account reviews
Toothcup. Dedicated to Jyuudaime. 3 Hiccup has these weird dreams. At first, he thinks nothing of them. Then he stumbles upon a dragon, but never sees it again. The next day, he runs into someone who seems oddly familiar... Possibly discontinued.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,653 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Hiccup, Toothless
Her Addicting Problem by some-girl-somewhere reviews
Xion admits she has a video game addiction, but when finally getting a new job she finds a certain red head that could solve her problem... or will it turn to another addiction? Kairi/Xion Yuri, no like no read.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Xion, Kairi
Caricature by Katraa reviews
After having lost a bet with Mr. Hanekoma, Joshua is forced to seek assistance from his ex-proxy. Cross-dressing was not what Neku had excepted as Joshua's punishment. Could this get any odder? .JoshuaNeku. .Multichap.
World Ends With You - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,539 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 12/4/2008
Boom Pluto by Frex-deviant-1 reviews
What happens when Sora starts to black out? And what happened to Pluto?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,249 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Saïx, Naminé
Zodiac 13 by soraroxas365 reviews
Vexen has gone and done it again! He did a crazy experiment that turned all of the Organization members into animals from the Zodiac calender! They'll turn into the animals if their hugged! No couples. No OCs. Kingdom Hearts/ Fruits Basket Parody. Enjoy!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,790 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Complete
Corpse Groom by Yuuaku Hikari reviews
They were doomed to be married, though they've never before met. His parents were thrilled, hers were filled with regret. But in a moment of panic, Roxas desperately fled and by a grave misunderstanding, married a corpse groom instead.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,506 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Roxas, Sora
Stray Kitten by Hannahble reviews
Riku, Axel, and Roxas are staying in Florida for a week of vacation, but when Riku picks up Sora, a homeless 'stray kitten', how will the three friend's lives be affected? Romance/Humor/Drama; Pairings: Soriku, Akuroku; Riku's POV, Please r&r!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,533 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Riku, Sora - Complete
Don't Let Go by Faded-Shadow reviews
WARNING: Will be Yaoi!Boy's Love!lots of cussing! Poor Kyle, oblivious to Stan and Kenny's love. And poor jew gets into trouble suddenly finding himself being turned back into an 8 yr old child. With only Kenny to help him, how will he cope? K2 3 &Style
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,633 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Kyle B., Kenny M.
22 Cups of Coffee by A Pin Drop reviews
Roxas works at Old Fashioned Joe and persuades his father to open a new line of popular drinks. Axel, an innocent bystander, is captivated when he sees Roxas putting up a sign that says TRY OUR 22 NEW RECIPES. Head over heels, Axel plans to do just that.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 36,440 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
The Collective Analysis of a Former Delinquent by Novelist Pup reviews
AU: In which Arthur Kirkland discovers why he hates everything. Especially Alfred, the Italian mafia, and the French detective that isn't very good at his job. But, with emphasis on Alfred. :Slash
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,301 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 6/14/2010 - S. Italy/Romano
Lullabies and Bedtime Stories by Haroku reviews
On a normal outing, Sora and Roxas encounter the greatest battle which either of them ever had to face: caring for an abandoned child while trying to comprehend their growing feelings towards one another. The problems only build from there. Roxas/Sora
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 37,049 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Roxas, Sora
D&G Lemon Print Suitcases by thanatophilia reviews
In this world, feelings just get in the way. Please, somebody shoot me.
Crossover - Kingdom Hearts & World Ends With You - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,473 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Roxas, Neku S. - Complete
Boys by Casey V reviews
It's about growing up, mostly. Sometimes it's about love and sometimes it's about friendship. Sometimes it's about hockey. But sometimes it's about the difference between what's real and what's fake, between being a boy and being a man. Riku/Sora, Roxas
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 179,135 - Reviews: 1271 - Favs: 1,503 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Sora, Riku - Complete
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Just Getting By reviews
He was Cthulhu. It was him.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,759 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Ventus/Ven, Vanitas
Squat Thrusts Go! reviews
Stretching should not be this hard. Or terrifying.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Aomine D., Kuroko T.
Life The Game reviews
In which Axel plays video games instead of doing his homework, and Roxas has psychic powers that allow him to kick his best friend in the mind.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,853 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Axel, Roxas
Opposites, Most Certainly, Do Not Attract reviews
Sexual orientation, social arrangements, and physical insecurities… why does being a kid and growing up have to be so hard?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,426 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Vanitas, Ventus/Ven
It's Merry Christmas You Dummy reviews
Yes, for your information, spandex do burn.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,824 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Ventus/Ven, Vanitas - Complete
One Week reviews
Is how long it took for me to realize why he was avoiding me.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,603 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Vanitas, Ventus/Ven - Complete
What's It Missing? reviews
The last homework assignment of the year and, of course, It's missing something. But what is it?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,378 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Vanitas, Ventus/Ven - Complete
Sin reviews
Just because he was small, it didn't mean his nonexistent heart wasn't big.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Demyx - Complete
The One Thing I Hate the Most reviews
Ice cream shortage? Try playing a game!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Xion, Roxas - Complete