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Author has written 9 stories for Kingdom Hearts, and Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ.
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Queer as Folk
Justin: I'm not a child. I'm turning 18 soon. That means I can vote, and get married, and join the army.
Debbie: If I have to watch Martha Stewart make one more goddamned thing out of goat cheese, I'm going to kill myself.
Emmett: It's pathetic. My screen name has more fun than I do.
Brian: What are you doing?
Brian: He stole all my clothes. I'm suspecting gay-on-gay crime here.
Michael: Have you ever been on a date?
Ted: [On dating a guy who's HIV positive] It's like playing with fire. I mean... what if a condom breaks? Or he's flossing his teeth and his gums bleed?
Justin: Welcome to the real world Daph... nobody gives a shit about a Gay-Straight Alliance.
Daphne: I'm not a lesbian, but I'm a big fan.
Emmett: What kind of homosexual are you?
Emmett: [on coming out] Why tell anyone? Why lose everything when it can just be your little secret? You see, it was different for me. Everyone could tell who I was from the start and it didn't make my life any easier. I've been beaten up, cursed at, spit on, ignored... but in a way it was worth it. Because I have never had to live a lie and I'm not about to start now. Not for you, not for anyone.
Lindsay: Isn't he a little young for James Dean?
Drew Boyd: I was asked to say a few words tonight. I asked "why?" They said, "Because you're a hero." A hero... Because I played football? Because after a lifetime of denial I was finally honest about who I am? I don't call that heroic. What *is* heroic is standing up for the rights you deserve, no matter what the consequences. And that's exactly what those who were injured... and who lost their lives last night were doing. Or trying to before they were stopped. But they were up against a powerful opponent - hatred. Hatred spread by those that want to deny others what's rightfully theirs. In the name of *their* God, *their* family, *their* country. I guess they forgot that America belongs to everyone.
Michael: Can I have your attention, please? I would like to offer a toast to the memory of Brian Kinney. Out-going, friendly, some would say to a fault, he never met a man he didn't like.
Michael: Well, if it isn't Little Mary Sunshine.
Brian: The first time you came here, you didn't know anything about me. I could have done anything to you.
Brian: Didn't your daddy ever teach you how to tie a tie?
(I'll add more when I feel like it)
Currently NOT writing. Oops. School. Again.
I am re-rewriting One Week. Because I can. It won't be deleted/replaced though. I'll just post a newer version... One Week; Revamped. Yeah.
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