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Joined 03-21-10, id: 2296745, Profile Updated: 02-27-15
Author has written 7 stories for Kingdom Hearts, Homestuck, Club penguin, and My Little Pony.

If you want to pester me about new fanfics go to my tumblr. I spend my whole time in the library there, so you're sort of being a periodic reminder; it's perfectly fine, too. Yell at me; complain; go on.

Stuff About My Stories As Of Now:

2/27/2015

I'm...moving to Archive of Our Own (AO3) Sorry, everyone! is a lot more...there?? It has a bit more in terms of alive-ness to me. If you all enjoy interaction here and are exposed to a large range of people and are having fun, good on ya. I'm not. Sooo, I'm going to a different place, where I feel more appreciated. Bye!


Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso .

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don't use any punctuation (you mean dont use any punctuation)

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives,They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner."Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...Copy and Paste this into your profile!!!

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Why would you read this by CaptainLaylie reviews
its about a furby, blame my friend
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/27 - Complete
Fluttering Rainbows Speedy Butterflies by LuigiJ54 reviews
Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash are the bestest of friends. But their friendship is put on the test when they switch bodies and they have be each other for a week. On Hiatus.
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,986 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/22/2014 - Published: 6/23/2014 - Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy
swipor steels a bananana by Epic Potato reviews
dora and boots hav to find the bannaa
Dora the Explorer - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 49 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/9/2014 - Complete
Furniture Catalog by Wendy the Creeper reviews
Occasionally, Dot has a really dirty mind. Humorous oneshot.
Club penguin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Complete
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Distribute the Cupcakes
Her Pinkie Sense is telling her this colt is bad news. Her Pinkie Sense is ALSO telling her that she should learn about him-talk to him. She's pretty much at a loss here...unless somepony else could help her. Not a romance, but still awkward. Not a grimdark, but still creepy.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Published: 6/23/2014 - Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, Rarity, Applejack
She's Into that Gossip for a Reason reviews
'A new building? Well! *I* am going to make sure *I* can use that to my advantage' Creepypasta about the unwanted visitor of the Puffle Hotel. Watch out, this fic might get a bit gory. Rating will increase as the fic updates to accommodate it.
Club penguin - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,351 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/18/2014 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Complete
Sweet Magic reviews
Dave is teasing John on his lack of a Valentine. Little does he know that John's secret Valentine is...him! There are random characters involved and profanic language is included.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,653 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 3/25/2012 - John E., Dave S. - Complete
Aggrieve reviews
One-Shot Songfic. Song is Aggrieve Violin Redux . Kanaya sees a homeless violinist at her bus stop. The music she plays is beautiful; the sound gives off lyrics unlike a normal violinist would just play sound. And when they meet eyes...
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Kanaya M., Rose L. - Complete
CatandLalonde reviews
Pshyco!John fanfic 2. My older sister wanted me to make another one. The victim has a name, her name's Rose Lalonde. John is planning on playing cat-and-mouse with Rose after suddenly releasing her. I guess I could rate this M, for gore and words.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,594 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2012 - John E., Rose L. - Complete
PsycoJohn reviews
John has snapped. Unconsciously he flies into a killing spree. Very gory, and quirks are involved. Inspired by PsycoJohn Blog on Tumblr. I might make more of these.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/25/2012 - John E. - Complete
Bad Paths reviews
Sora, Riku, and Kairi one day confess what they don't want to be. Then when they do, they start changing! Now problem after problem occurs and they use thier new persons to hurt, or help, themselves.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,415 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Complete