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Joined 03-21-10, id: 2296785, Profile Updated: 03-21-15
Author has written 17 stories for Vampire Princess Miyu, Inheritance Cycle, Left 4 Dead, Lord of the Rings, Flight Rising, Naruto, and Silmarillion.

You have entered a dark and eerily quiet place, where shadows move on their own accord and invisible fingers tickle the back of your neck. You best grab a cup of coffee, pull up a chair, and hunch in front of the fire while heavy footsteps approach you from the surrounding black.

This is not a place to fall asleep.

There is a bucket of brain-bleach, and a tin of snicker-doodles on the mantle for you to use.

The stories here Will harm you.

Welcome to my humble lair.

-Squirrel, Lady of Minas Sqwhirlgul and Devourer of Acorns

NEWS FEED:

1. In early April I will not have access to the internet for at least a week. I will edit this post as soon as I arrive.

2. Rolling in the Deep and The Last Days are finally chugging along. I suffered a severe loss of passion and an inability to write anything decent.

Rolling in the Deep News:

1. To any who are interested, every time I upload a chapter, the readers can ask one question of any character of their choosing, and that character will have their response posted in the upcoming chapter. (One character, one question, per reader, per chapter. In other words, after every chapter you can ask one character a brand new question. And that character *not the writer* will answer.) I'm still short on inspiration, and I need some motivation. I want to see if this works. If your interested, go ahead and PM me now, and you'll hear from whoever you want to talk to at the end of the following chapter.

The Last Days News:

1. Morgoth has taken over my fanfic. The Dark Lord is furious over the fact that up until a few weeks ago he was not at the centre of my attention. In accordance with his will, I have done a major plotline overhaul to meet his ridiculous, insane, evil I mean completely reasonable request. Because of this, things have been rather slow, and I'm hoping to get some feedback from Mincemeats (my unofficial beta reader whose help I am exceedingly grateful for. Please go check out her fics! They are awesome!)

2. In my first chapter of LD I said there would be no Dark Lord hanky-panky in this fic. Morgoth has made a liar out of me. It will not be graphic. I don't normally write things like that. It makes me very uncomfortable, but there will definitely be some...um...mentions of it. Well it's a bit more than mentioned, but it's not ridiculous.

3. I suppose I'll open the Character Q&A for LD as well? If anyone is interested. The same rules apply: ONE question, per reader, per chapter. So if anyone feels like shooting me a question now, they are more than welcome, and the character to whom its addressed will have an answer come the next update. :D


CURRENT WORKS IN PROGRESS

Rolling in the Deep (LOTR):
(Approximately 1/3 of the way complete. 35-45 Chapters total.)

Synopsis: Surrounded by nine lords that hate each other, an unfortunate prisoner trapped in the confines of Minas Morgul is dragged into a sea of lies, political intrigue, twisted plots, and potential death at every turn.

chap 20: Blood, Cards, Filthy Knaves, and Conversations

chap 21: An Orcess, a smack, a dream, and a visit to the library, Gothmog and I think the king comes back(?)

Chap 22: four nazgul in a room together (YES!) No it's not like that. They're just talking.

chap 23: More dreams, Herumor leaves again, issues take place out West

Chao 24: Bren and the king talk about stuff. Lots of stuff. Too much stuff probably...

chap 24: More dreams.

chapter 25: The Treason of Isengard

chapter 26: The Fell Messenger (when books grow bloodthirsty)

chapter 27: Trial and Error (When Gothmog, Herumor, Uvatha, Fuinur, Brenine, and the King are in a room together)

Chapter 28: Herumor's true skill

--hopefully made it this far by April 7th (that's 10 chapters in 16 days)--

chapter 26-8: The Blood of Kings

chapter 27-9: Brothers and Cousins (Brenine disappears for a chapter...)

chapter 29-1: -- something about flowers

chapter 31-3:-- something about the Witchking of Angmar

chapter 32-34: -- something else about the Witchking of Angmar

--to be renumbered, when I figure out the numbering of the previous fourteen chapters--

chapter 25: The Voice of Barad'dur

chapter 26: Mithril and Blue

chapter 27: A Fool's Plight

chapter 28: The Clash of Eye and Grinning Skull (The king gets pissy, Brenine gets scared, a yet to be introduced character gets snarky, and the skull laughs at them all...)

chapter 29: Shadow of the past

chapter 30: Lord's and Ladies (All nine nazgul at the same place and time...)

chapter ?: The Test of Resolve

Chapter?: Herumor's Undoing

chapter?: A King's Mercy (The king proves he's not so bad... while acting like a total jerk. Meanwhile Herumor is furious at the world.)

chapter ?: Flight into the Night (Brenine re-grows a spine.)

chapter?: On the Anduin (Orcs use the river as a toilet. This really does happen.)

chapter?: The Enemy Becomes Me

chapter ?: A Last Conversation with the Dark

chapter?: Oath Breaker

chapter?: Rolling in the Deep (Benine hates her life. The king hates all life. Both hate life together.)

chapter?: The Reward for Failure

chapter?: Into What Depths the Mighty Fall

chapter?: The Last of the Angmarim/ Shadow of the Future

Epilouge: A Blue Jacket and Yellow Boots/The Last of the Angmarim

(This merely an approximation of the numbering of the chapters. There may be more or fewer than this when all is over, but this is sort of what I'm looking at.)

How to Evade a Hunting Ra'zac for Dummies (Inheritance Cycle)

Synopsis:The homeless and crippled who make a living on the Streets of Dras Leona are pleased to present to you this guide which will hopefully spare you from the hungry stomach of a Ra'zac.

chapter: How to Evade a Hunting Ra'zac for Urgals (1/3 complete)

chapter: How to Evade a Hunting Ra'zac for Dragons

chapter: Conclusion and Begger's Note

The Lying Game (Inheritance Cycle)

Synopsis:Sort of AU. (The Ra'zac are not killed in Brisingr or this is pre-Eldest?) Upon discovering the corpse of a young Ra'zac, The Ra'zac seek to discover the origins of this dead child, only to uncover conspiracy of the worst magnitude, and secrets of their own origins that could wind up killing them. Suddenly lost dragon riders and the Varden are the least of their problems.

I have no idea where I am in this story...

chapter ?: Something to do with reading a map and brother dearest disappearing for a day or two (I think he falls into a hole. Sister never hears him cussing, and the parents too busy waggling eyebrows at each other to notice much of anything.)

chapter ?: orphan wrangling (whatever the heck that is) and creepy dudes with black cloaks terrorize and piss-off the twins

chapter ?: the map becomes important again

chapter ?: nightmares and a divide between siblings

chapter ?: a room magically appears, and there's stuff in it

chapter ?: a priest dies and no one notices or cares

chapter ?: siblings bicker, life happens, life ends, life devours the wold, life turns into a giant snowball from hell

chapter ?: there's a king doing something somewhere

chapter ?: the twins are on a mission to find a traitor

chapter ?: the parents have a lot to say

chapter ?: life gets messy and the king gets pissy

chapter ?: the taitor is found and escapes

chapter ?: the traitor returns

chapter ?: life happens

chapter?: life continues happening

chapter ?: this fic comes to end

The Last Days (LOTR) Crack -ish but getting serious Morgoth puts a bit a damper on things, but then again he is Morgoth

Synopsis: The end of Arda from the eyes of a mortal and Morgoth's Lieutenant. When the world is falling apart any source of light is a promise of salvation... even if that light comes in the form of a fallen Maia.

(A crack-ish fic but maybe not... now way over 10 chapters long... )

chapter 10: A very long chapter, and I do mean l o n g g g g! Starts with a brooding Maia, a pair of gloves, an illusion, a gift, a lot of conversation, some lanterns, a bit of music, dancing, and a rock fight...and then it keeps going...

--END OF MEETING ARC--

chapter 13: family goes on extended camping trip/ a dark lord duo has a long chat *wink wink wonk wonk* (but really that's all it is)

chapter 14: the sun is still an issue, and so are some rocks, bushes, brambles, and some other stuff (people)

chapter 15: one good turn deserves another (Maia like Mortals have stomachs)

chapter 16: Maia like Mortals have other organs as well... (that does not mean what anyone thinks it does, but you're more than more than welcome to fantasize anyways. Just don't get mad when you're disappointed)

--hope to be this far by April 7th (4 chapters in 17 days)--

chapter 23: When a mortal should not walk in on a Maia and Vala having a lover's tiff

chapter 24: There's fire, and more fire, and oh dear I think the roof has caught

--END OF THINGS GET SERIOUS ARC--

chapter 25: "Honey I'm Home!" Morgoth makes a grand entrance

chapter 26: Wayward prisoners

chapter 27: Far off a Maia that isn't irate is trying to keep some other irate Maia from doing more damage

chapter 28: Ships and a New Little Land called the Shire

chapter 29: Sauron gets verbally bitch-slapped by an irate prisoner

chapter 30: Morgoth likes the prisoner that verbally slapped his Lieutenant

chapter 31: Linaer says something stupid

chapter 32: Sauron remembers something he conveniently forgot to tell Morgoth

chapter 33: Morgoth has his own plans and...a test (Sauron's Mission)

chapter 34: Tulkas is a badass in armour, Sauron's a coward in armour. Morgoth's furious in armour

--END OF MORGOTH ARC--

chapter 35: Sauron's life is a unpleasant one

chapter 36: it's cold, there's snow. Linaer's smoking and frozen

chapter 37: Orcs and deforestation

chapter 38: A new Dark Lord in the making (and Gandalf- mental not to self: remember Gandalf.)

chapter 39: Sauron has a lot to think about

chapter 40: Frying Pans are no longer acceptable weapons

chapter 41: Pathetic swordsmanship is put to the test

chapter 42: the birds sing, someone dies, and Sauron is fascinated with his hands

chapter 43: Birds stop singing, bad dreams

chapter 44: a warg, a woman, and an orc

chapter 45: An argument, the woman from before, a refugee camp, and former dark lords walking in circles

chapter 46: Lots of tears, and an idiotic mistake

chapter 47:random Vala pops up

chapter 48: dialogue, and random Vala (guess which one) leaves

chapter 49: Sauron's mission begins

--END OF WINTER WONDERLAND IN HELL ARC--

chapter 50: chains and shackles

chapter 51: How to become a dark lord 101

chapter 52: Speaking of Morgoth

chapter 53: Speaking of life

chapter 54: speaking of the future (meeting with Vala, and war tactics)

chapter 55: a nice bath turns into a dangerous affair

chapter 56: A chat with a former dark lord

chapter 57: change of scenery

chapter 58: in love with the monster on the other side of the bed

chapter 59: How to break a heart

chapter 60: Morgoth's messenger

chapter 61: Bid thee goodbye

--ENDS SAURON'S IMPRISONMENT ARC--

chapter 62: The test of Loyalty

chapter 63: Aule makes a split decision

chapter 64: The Future looks Void

chapter 65: Linaer complicates things a bit

chapter 66: apologies are worth dirt

chapter 66: Trial and Error

chapter 67: The Moment of Reckoning

chapter 68: jaws of victory, jaws of defeat

chapter 69: Hell Hath no Fury like Dark Lords Scorned

chapter 70: thou shalt not mess with a badass Maia in armour

chapter 71: Tulkas makes terrible jokes

chapter 72: The bond between siblings is like something

chapter 73: Morgoth is an absolute badass

--END OF TRIAL AND TRIBULATION ARC--

chapter 74: Eru's decision, and Sauron's preoccupation

chapter 75: Another Trial, and Sauron's too busy too show up

chapter 76: Eru make's another decision

chapter 78: Elwin gets her wish

chapter 79: Gilded Lilies and Goldfish

chapter 80: Sauron joins in the song

Cruelty of Fate

Currently going through a much needed revision

chapters will be be re-loaded soon


INTENDED PROJECTS:

Things I probably shouldn't touch until the list above grows a little shorter. But I have no self control so... who knows.

Angel of Music:

He was a beautiful singer, a brilliant songwriter, a genius of the guitar, and a gifted musician ahead of his time, but few will ever know his name. Lost in time, imprisoned by malevolent beings, and slowly stripped of life, Alexander Keys was the artist, the legend, the man who could have been and never was.

(Inspired by Alice of Human Sacrifice, Time in a Bottle, Looking out the Backdoor, Carry on my Wayward Son, and Who'll stop the Rain-- I highly recommend them to all, but please do not ask how those songs inspired this...I have no idea.)

chapter 1: Out on the Corner (why attracting attention to one's self is never a good thing)

chapter 2: Cards and Moonlight (A continuation of my previous thesis with a character's drunken idiocy thrown in...)

chapter 3: The Eaves of the Pompadour (It's a lovely hotel, with a 24/7 buffet, grand ballroom, decadent suites, and lots of angel motif...)

chapter 4: Hark the Herald Angel Beckons

chapter 5: The Price of Happiness

chapter 6: Curiosity Saved the Cat

chapter 7: Music at the Midnight Hour

chapter 8: Angel of Music

chapter 9: Backwards Traveler (Istanbul is called Constantinople now, duh duh duh- Istanbul by They Might be Giants is a delight to listen to.)

chapter 10: Held-fast by the Hands of Death (yeah there's smut somewhere in this story- I think it's in the future, or the past?)

chapter 11 Denied by Death (bleeding to death is cold...)

chapter 12: Any Road (provided it leads to recovery)

chapter 13: The Muse and her Song

chapter 14: If Time Could be Kept in a Bottle (OH! This is where all the shmut is hiding. It's clean! It's clean! But it's there...)

chapter 15: Ever Patient Hunters (A lesson on why Weeping Angel romance stories need Doctorly intervention if they have any hope of blah-blah ending.)

chapter 16: In the Arms of an Angel ( A.K.A My brave and failed attempt to terrify the dark out of a Lonely Assassin)

chapter 17: The End of the Song (The chorus was growing a tad bit annoying.)

When the Doves Cry

A collection of short stories that are Weeping Angel centric...

Petals: A Weeping Archangel that loiters in a graveyard watches life wane and end. Always he had a flower in his hand, and dying blossoms at his feet...

Christmas of Slaves: Trapped in the confines of a mansion ruled by merciless angels, a few humans decide to risk death for a chance to recapture a piece of their lives.

Hark the Herald Angels Weep: A Weeping Angel regrettably Quantum-locked outside an apartment finds herself reduced to being an impromptu holiday decoration for the amusement of a family of ingrate humans.

Lottery Ticket: Low on cash one man snags a list of lottery numbers and seeks the aid of a predatory alien in what is quite possibly history's most daring get-rich schemes. Bartering for a Weeping Angel's services is easer said than done...

Who Lost the Game: Humans colonize a new planet, and their happy lives are quickly noticed by opportunistic predators. Before the military gets involved and the planet's new colonies become war zones, a human that is both politically connected, pacifistic, and very likely psychopathic decides to propose a treaty with the Angels. How bad could a game of Tag be?

Ensnared: An Angel too weak to kill and to weak to flee, has been imprisoned on a train car, and she has no idea where they're taking her or her brood. Fit to kill and desperate, the Angel's need could not have been more dire. Already she can hear them screaming, hear them crying; her precious cherubs being starved and beaten.


Happy reading, or running away- which ever you please, for if you pour through my stories some mental scaring will ensue.

You.Have.Been.Warned.

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Shackled by Angel of Shadow and Snow reviews
She knows he wants nothing more than to kill her, so why hasn't he done it yet? A young archaeologist who wants nothing more than to present the exhibit that will make her career, instead finds herself the unwitting focus of obsession for a heartless, cruel and sadistic, centuries-old monster. Eventually explicit.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 30 - Words: 249,241 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 5/4/2013 - 11th Doctor, Weeping Angels, Clara O.
Collateral by avietar reviews
Different worlds move together. The search for motives underneath the underneath... it has never been explained quite like this before. In a city filled with corruption, Sasori is going about his own underground life where there is no place for sympathy
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 209,315 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 11/9/2014 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Sakura H., Deidara, Sasori
Unsavory Angst: A Lethrblaka Case Study by Mincemeats reviews
Praised be the sun that sets, for only within darkness may pasts come to light.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,136 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/1/2014 - Published: 10/20/2012
Blood for the Soapbox by Mincemeats reviews
It's been 108 years since the Ra'zac War. Fought on northern soil, the aftermath's long bled into both Canadian and American civil rights programs. Since the war's conclusion in 1852, the Department of Health and Ra'zac Services (HRS) has collared, subdued, and integrated the cannibal masses into Human society. Genocide's been avoided, but at what cost?
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,986 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/5/2014 - Published: 2/26/2014 - The Ra'zac
Oath of Sacrifice by SolemnSerpent reviews
The apocalypse had taken everything from him before. Or so he thought.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 83,158 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/23/2014 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Hunter
poison pens the epicede (they sang a dirge) by TenTenD reviews
In her halls the Queen of Strife sang to her Dark Lord the sad songs of withering life. And it pleased him to crown her his in the descending darkness, and have her ebon throne next to his. He'd ripped her apart and put her back together, and she spiraled with him down into madness, for his will was poison.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,351 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/13/2014 - Published: 12/21/2013 - [Sauron, OC]
Loyalty Unyielding by Zlu and Luff reviews
This story follows Melkor and Sauron through the events of the Silmarillion and beyond, covering times good and bad, victories and falls from grace. Serious at times and entertaining at others. Slash.
Silmarillion - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 110,723 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Morgoth, Sauron
Escaping Isengard by Zoop reviews
At the end of despair, when all hope has faded, a woman facing the last moments of her life finds the will to survive rekindled by one whose kind robbed her of it to begin with. Now she must decide which evil is the lesser: stay with the beast, or risk worse by leaving him. She soon finds that the horrors she faced in Isengard were not reserved for those in the breeding pits alone.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 74,594 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Uruk-hai, Human, OC - Complete
It Starts With Desperation by CleverDucky reviews
You become responsible, forever, for what you have tamed. M/M
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 56,666 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Hunter - Complete
One Small Change by AzureSkye23 reviews
Ar-Pharazôn is not as easily manipulated as in the original Tale, and Sauron ends up forced to accompany the King when he attacks Valinor. Finrod refuses to flee before his old foe, and Ainur, Eldar, and Mortal will all be involved in the moment that changes everything. Alternate end to the Second Age.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,660 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Ar-Pharazôn, Sauron - Complete
Of Milkdrinkers and Bloodguzzlers by Mincemeats reviews
In which the bald Twins meet their match in the Ra'zac, whom remain confused throughout the ordeal.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,679 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/27/2012 - The Ra'zac, The Twins - Complete
Breaking the Innocent by AzureSkye23 reviews
Sauron has lost Tol Sirion, and Morgoth has lost a Silmaril. Morgoth will make Sauron pay for his mistake, and accomplish what he has been wanting to do since he first laid eyes on the Maia. Morgoth's POV and all that entails.
Silmarillion - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Morgoth, Sauron - Complete
Eternity by xxPunkRockxx reviews
Haruno Sakura has fallen victim to the desires of a man born of loneliness and cruelty.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,691 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Sakura H., Sasori - Complete
Short Tales of Horror and Human Consumption by Mincemeats reviews
You know you've always wanted to find out what the Ra'zac do in their spare time. Why not come along for the ride and indulge your darker side? To better enjoy this selection, take a look at Demons' Lament; it will provide you with some background info.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2012 - The Ra'zac
The Demons' Lament by Mincemeats reviews
From the beginning of Galbatorix's rule, there was a peculiar clutch of servicemen in his employment that defied history, killed indiscriminately, and died in the same darkness in which they lived. Meet the Ra'zac.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,629 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/11/2012 - Published: 12/6/2011 - The Ra'zac
Fallen by AzureSkye23 reviews
Frodo Baggins thought his role in the events of the Ages was over. But when along with Finrod Felagund he finds that the Valar have decreed they will have a role in deciding Sauron's ultimate fate, he finds just how mistaken he was. 4th Age Valinor AU. Editing begun 6-10-14
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,029 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/16/2012 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Finrod F., Manwë, Námo, Sauron - Complete
Conflux by Renaerys reviews
Inspiration comes in many forms, but in the end they can agree on one thing. Deidara, Sasori, Sakura, and the bridges that span even the widest rivers. Gen-fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,345 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
A Lesson on Life by Dezaria reviews
Sometimes the best lessons in life begin without the journeyer's knowledge. An AU Sasori x Sakura one-shot that offers understanding, humor, and smut.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,745 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Sakura H., Sasori - Complete
May I by OmgItsPocky reviews
"Mom... Ar-Are angels...Pink?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 90,579 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Sasori, Sakura H. - Complete
Photo Shoot by Renaerys reviews
Have you ever wondered how the Bingo books get pictures of S-class criminals? Akatsuki. Giant Chanel sunglasses. Pure, crack fun.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,952 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Innuendo by Maurever reviews
Cut off a limb and the feeling still remains; you can detroy a body but you cannot prevent sensation. Dark SasoSaku, set during the fight during the Kazekage Rescue arc. - M for slight gore and strong suggestive themes-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Sasori, Sakura H. - Complete
Close Your Eyes by ToniPrufrock reviews
River Song has another close encounter with the Weeping Angels as she hunts down Angel Bob. But events take a turn for the unexpected...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,235 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Complete
Left Alive by WretchedEscapist reviews
Jake is the last of a party of six that had tried to escape the rapid spread of the infection. He is attacked by a Hunter, but is not killed, only bitten. Slowly, he comes to realize why he was left alive; it turns out Hunters get lonely too. Not Slash.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 17 - Words: 47,382 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Hunter - Complete
Eien by Keono reviews
Sequel to Dance With The Devil. Deidara is trying to uncover the mystery that is Sasori, but are there other things he should be more concerned about? Yaoi, Lemon, SasoDei! Character Deaths. Edited.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 28 - Words: 56,085 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Screaming Angel by Hawki reviews
Oneshot: Pulled through a crack in the skin of the universe, the Weeping Angels no longer wept. Rather, they SCREAMED. And knowing what was forever denied to them, one screamed louder than all the others...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Angel Bob, Weeping Angels - Complete
Vespertine by Cynchick reviews
Two enemies strike a bargain to save what they both hold dear. He will reveal a truth that shakes her beliefs, drawing her into a web of lies and betrayal. She will offer the redemption for which he never hoped and show him how to be human again. ItaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 117,376 - Reviews: 2114 - Favs: 3,023 - Follows: 1,053 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Lightning by this be a dead account reviews
Sasori undergoes emotional turmoil concerning his college roommate, Orochimaru. Deidara takes it upon himself to cure his new friend. M for implied non-con, language, and mature topics in dialogue. OroSaso and DeiSaso. Alternate Universe.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,221 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Deidara, Sasori
Moments in the Dark by Cynchick reviews
They never discuss it, never talk about why or when or how long it will continue. In a way, it's better like this. The not knowing. These secret moments in the dark. DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,686 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 70 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
DIG VII by VesperChan reviews
Sasori never expected a pink haired girl to fall from the sky, and she never expected to fall in love.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,859 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Sakura H., Sasori - Complete
Fated Reunion by Aishiteru Sabaku no Gaara reviews
Sequel to "Art is Art." Sasori and Deidara return from their two year mission. But will they be able to pick up where they left off? And who is this new threat that is competing for the Jinchuuriki? Will they interfere with Sasori's plans? Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,431 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Vertigo by Cynchick reviews
Sakura accepts the most critical and dangerous mission of her life, but the price of success may very well be her soul. When your entire world turns upside down, how do you keep from going under? DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 201,198 - Reviews: 1965 - Favs: 2,075 - Follows: 647 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Somewhere I Have Never Travelled, Gladly Beyond by Wyntermute reviews
Naruto had been bragging all day that his new jutsu was his best yet. Sakura and her new situation beg to differ. Post timeskip. DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 82,879 - Reviews: 1342 - Favs: 1,802 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
Flesh and Blood by Kantayra reviews
Sasori had planned his death and his miraculous resurrection into a human body. What he hadn't planned was how his brand new flesh and blood would affect him once he reunited with his old partner. Sasori/Deidara. Post-Shippuuden, Deidara and Sasori live!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 96,888 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 11/10/2008 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Blood of the Cherry Blossom by AnimeManga Fanatic reviews
She been broken. Her life changes when the Akatsuki take her hostage. However, perhaps fate wanted them together, drawing them together. Pairing: ItaSaku, slight SakuSasu. This is about Sakura's life once she becomes Anbu and Naruto returns with Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 158,129 - Reviews: 1384 - Favs: 707 - Follows: 562 - Updated: 9/26/2008 - Published: 11/11/2005 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
The Clay Warrior by Markition Necrovius reviews
The story of the ninja who fought with clay, joined an organization of missing nin, managed to take down a Kazekage, and fell in love with a puppet. [DeidaraSasori yaoi]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,198 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 7/5/2006 - Deidara, Sasori
Forgive by this be a dead account reviews
When Sasori and Deidara have a huge falling out, the blonde is shattered, and turns to Tobi for comfort. Romantic, fluffy stuff. Shounen-ai, rated T for Hidan-like language. Sasori x Deidara
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,995 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Art is Art No Matter How Corrupted by Aishiteru Sabaku no Gaara reviews
DeiSaso Deidara escapes the snake ninja Orochimaru after years of imprisonment. But when he wakes up, he finds that he has something else to worry about. Akatsuki. The only person that he feels he can trust is Sasori. What will happen? How will they fare?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 68,170 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/10/2008 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
The Dadaist by MakoMori reviews
Deidara saw the look in the redhead’s eyes and instantly regret what he had said. His stomach churned in expectation of meeting the most painful of poisons. He swallowed hard, his exposed throat awaiting the fatal grip of Sasori’s fingers. SasoDei.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,871 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Sting of a Scorpion by BrightBrightWorld reviews
While resting in an inn, Deidara is stung by a scorpion. Paralyzed and deathly scared, he is unable to do anything. Will Sasori be able to resist the temptation? SasoDei Warning: Heavy yaoi, lemon. You have been warned xD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,409 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 33 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Perception by Cynchick reviews
The Akatsuki think Sakura will be the perfect bait to lure the Kyuubi but they get a whole lot more than they planned for. A story about the blurred line between good and evil and how what we think we know can be proven very wrong. ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 140,125 - Reviews: 1945 - Favs: 2,842 - Follows: 611 - Updated: 10/5/2007 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Witch King's Secret by Topgallant reviews
The Witch King of Angmar has a secret that he alone knows of...and he alone dares to perform.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/26/2007 - Published: 9/12/2006 - Complete
Upside Down by TK Grimm reviews
[DeiSaku] AU. Sakura Haruno has the perfect life, perfect job, perfect friends and perfect boyfriend. That is, until she meets Deidara and her world is turned upside down.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 56,520 - Reviews: 743 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 5/30/2007 - Published: 5/3/2007 - [Deidara, Sakura H.] [Sasori, Ino Y.] - Complete
Last Love Song by AngelWhoIsNotASerialKiller reviews
Sasori relieves to you his tragic love story in what he believes to be our little planet's last love song...[SasoDei] [inspired by Saikano] oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,206 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
The Witch king's Cloak by Radbooks reviews
A tongue in cheek look at the Witch king's reaction after his encounter with Aragorn at Weathertop. 3rd place 2007 MEFAs., 1st place MC Awards
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Complete
Abjured by San Antonio Rose reviews
In which the Witch-king of Angmar meets his Maker.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,657 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/3/2006 - Witch-King of Angmar - Complete
Voices by The-MarmaladeCat1 reviews
Sasori and his puppets, a short drabble. At night, when he sits alone, the terrible chorus starts up once more...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/25/2005 - Sasori - Complete
The Witch King and the Fates of Arnor and Gondor by Rob Rastorp reviews
An account of the machinations of the Witch King against the realms of Arnor and Gondor in the decades prior to and after the year 2000 of the Third Age of the Sun, setting the stage for the War of the Ring.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 85,214 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/29/2005 - Published: 9/19/2005 - Complete
Drown my Woe by kingmaker reviews
The Witch King walks into a bar... and proceeds to think too much, despite his best intentions.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,602 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/2/2005 - Complete
Gollum Finds True Love by FlameAlchemist reviews
Gollum experiances love for the first time in the arms of the Witch King himself.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/1/2005 - Gollum
The Sorcerer's Apprentice by erunyauve reviews
The mortal life of the Witch-king, from his childhood in Númenor to the first appearance of the Nazgûl. Rated for disturbing scenes and violence. Revised to split into chapters. Complete.
Silmarillion - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,830 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/1/2004 - Published: 10/12/2003 - Complete
At the Edge of the Precipice by Cirdan reviews
Maedhros is tormented in Angband by Sauron and frees himself from Sauron by submitting to Morgoth. Warning: Contains homosexual content.
Silmarillion - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,373 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/19/2002
Nine Men And A Little Lady by Kielle reviews
Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 1221 - Favs: 2,150 - Follows: 196 - Published: 1/8/2002
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The Last Days reviews
Linaer has always been her sister's knight in a white arpron. Weiding a fearsom frying pan she had beaten monsters from under beds and behind closed doors. One day her sister tells her there's a monster in the nursery, and as always she grabs her trusy pan. Too late she realizes the pan isn't going to work against this monster. (Definitely a crack-fic-ish set up.)
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,002 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 4/23/2014 - Sauron, Morgoth, OC
Rolling in the Deep reviews
Words were perilous and deadly, cruel and decietful, and were the cause of great pain and suffering for many. But for all their peril, coveted they were for there was no greater path to forgettfulness and momentary bliss. And surely there was nothing sweeter nor deadlier than a conversation with the dark.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 65,223 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 12/20/2013 - Witch-King of Angmar, OC
The Coming of Darkness reviews
This is ot a happy tale. Ths is not a tale about kittens and butterflies, and happy cute baby dragons. Nay. This is the tale of a group of exalted Plague dragons witnessing the prophesized return of the darkness which couldn't have shown up at a worse time.
Flight Rising - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/15/2014
Mental Instability reviews
A highly satirical and ridiculous chapter by chapter (more or less) parody of Eragon. This is not a bashing of any characters -well there's minor bashing- loved or hated, but a retelling of the story filled with Urgals, action, Arya, Murtagh, randomness, Roran, mild Durza Ra'zac slash, extra action, Smoothies, sarcasm, Brom, crude jokes, Saphira, and much, much more...
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,155 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/30/2014 - Published: 7/17/2012 - [The Ra'zac, Durza] Eragon S., Brom
The Steak Between Them reviews
This is a collection of short pieces that delve into complicated relationship between humans and Ra'zac. The friendships, the animosity, the misunderstandings, and all the rest of it. Most of this will be nonsensical Crack. However if you're looking for a more serious version of this then feel free to visit Descention.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,961 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/30/2014 - Published: 6/19/2013 - The Ra'zac
Fluffy Nazgul reviews
This is a collection of fluffy interactions between characters from Rolling in the Deep. Primarily Witch King centric. None of this is meant to be taken seriously.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,840 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/29/2014 - Published: 3/7/2014 - Witch-King of Angmar, Nazgul, OC
Utter Confusion reviews
In which Eragon and Murtagh must set aside their differences to overcome a deadly foe that has swooped in from a distant land to claim Alagaesia for his master. Intended to be a crack (more like let-off-some-steam) fic.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,410 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/31/2014 - Witch-King of Angmar, Nazgul, Eragon S., Murtagh - Complete
Blank Propaganda reviews
When war is no longer good enough to abuse ones enemies, there's nothing like a little propaganda to spice things up. The result of whim and sheer boredom: a collection of random short stories guranteed to make the Varden and Empire hate each other further. There will be stories from every character's POV, Galby especially.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,410 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/28/2013 - Published: 7/11/2012 - King Galbatorix - Complete
Descention reviews
Alagaesia is bowed under the oppressive weight of another war. In the middle- victims on opposite sides of a battle they can't hope to understand.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,623 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/10/2013
Lying Game reviews
The Ra'zac had always had a trusted ally in each other, a best friend who would always be there through thick and thin. Living in a world that wants them dead they never imagined their worst enemies would be each other.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,005 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/7/2013 - Published: 4/12/2012 - The Ra'zac
CEDA
The infected find in unconvential form of security in one of the most volitile world hating doctors in the entire base, but when a doctor equally insane and just as hatefull arrives in the base the two crazy colleagues form a bond of frindship... that is until the treatment of their patients becomes the subject of conversation.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/23/2013 - Hunter, Smoker
The Cruelty of Fate reviews
Sasori for a brief amount of time had a childhood friend, until she walked away. And in what can only be the punchline in the greatest cosmic joke of all time, they stumble into each other for a second time. He's a crimminal running from the law and she's the typical mary-sue (more or less) , with a secret that could kill them both. Unless he kills her first...
Crossover - Vampire Princess Miyu & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,955 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Sasori
How to Evade a Hunting Ra'zac for Dummies reviews
The self help guide for all races that flew, sailed, walked, or swam to Algaesia. With the exception of The Grey Folk seeing as they are no longer with us.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,654 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 5/7/2012 - The Ra'zac
The Perfect Date reviews
A bowel movement, a dirty privy, two revenge seeking Ra'zac, what could possibly go wrong on the perfect date? This is another one of those delightful crack fics, and as a result I strongly caution readers to think carefully before choosing to read this, as mental scarring will insue. Rated T for a blatant display of immaturity and some bloodshed.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,976 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Eragon S., Arya - Complete
Beauty and the Beasts reviews
The Ra'zac; implacable eaters of man's flesh, consumed by hated and desire for firey revenge against the Human race. It may be a human of all people who teaches them to reconcile with the past and with their greatest enemies...
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,231 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 4/27/2012 - The Ra'zac, Eragon S.
The Last Supper reviews
The Ra'zac are the basis of a cult created by the convieniantly dead imortal prophet Tosk and this is what happens when a blaspheming heathen such as myself takes sarcasm and satire a little too far.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2012 - The Ra'zac - Complete
Forest of the Dolls reviews
Children disappear and bame falls on her the only ninja in a civilain village. Desprate to prove her innocence before she disappears 2, she races clear her name. The only 1 who might be able to help is an arrogant red-head who went missing 2 years before.
Crossover - Vampire Princess Miyu & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,580 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Sakura H.
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