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Author has written 25 stories for Vampire Princess Miyu, Inheritance Cycle, Left 4 Dead, Lord of the Rings, Flight Rising, Silmarillion, Doctor Who, and Naruto.

I'm still alive!! And I will be updating at some point. Sorry to all of you who have been kept waiting so long.

You have entered a dark and eerily quiet place, where shadows move on their own accord and invisible fingers tickle the back of your neck. You best grab a cup of coffee, pull up a chair, and hunch in front of the fire while heavy footsteps approach you from the surrounding black.

This is not a place to fall asleep.

There is a bucket of brain-bleach, and a tin of snicker-doodles on the mantle for you to use.

The stories here Will harm you.

Welcome to my humble lair.

-Squirrel, Lady of Minas Sqwhirlgul and Devourer of Acorns


1. The Young Wolf has finally been updated. Bragolcam: the wraith who is so unloved that he still doesn't have a character profile, will be making a cameo.

2. There will be a ficlet involving the Young Wolf, Sauron, and Morgoth. It's a tense little scene that finally allows two out of the three characters to reconcile. I'm unsure if I'll post it as a sort of afterward to The Young Wolf or if I'll post it separately.

3. I'm putting The Last Days on hold. I'll get back to it eventually. I am working on it. I am, but I will not be posting anything for a while. It's a complex story that needs a lot TLC to be what I want it to be.

4. RITD is in the works. I'm just face buried in a dented wall trying to write the next chapters. I have spent all this time writing, and I've got several different versions of events taking up a copious amount of file space on my pc, but again, it's not quite going where I need it to go. Someday there will be updates. And a lot of them. I've written to the end. But its these middle climatic chapters, that are a pain.

5. Fluffy Nazgul for anyone interested in some absurd crack, will be receiving an update featuring pretty-boy Legolas, hot-stuff Herumor, the-guy-no-one-likes Gothmog, and trolling Sauron stirring up trouble cause he can.


Please bear in mind that the following are merely approximations of my plans. Certain events may happen at times other than when they're specified. And chapter numbers may change.

The Young Wolf:

(A fairly short project. And I plan on keeping it that way.)

Synopsis: Sauron has a son. He becomes the 10th Walker. Things happen. Story ends three different ways in the hopes that one will be satisfy different people's head-canon, knowledge of the ring, general curiosity, emotions, sympathies, and anything else that leaves one needing closure. I can't say that any of these endings will be happier or sadder than the other two, because it depends entirely upon the reader what constitutes as 'happy' vs 'sad.'

Follows all verses. Shamelessly throwing Shadow of Mordor references in there.

Chap 3: A disagreement, a punishment, a Ringwraith's cameo, a compromise

Chap 4: The Hunt for the Ring, things go awry, panic at the Dark Tower, a decision

Chap 5: Journey Through the Marshes, the Council of Elrond, the Ring, the revelation,

Chap 6: imprisonment, the invitation, the decision, the Quest of the Ring

Chap 7: Escape, indecision, the hunter and the hunted

Chap 8: a broken tower, a traitor, doubt and dread

Chap 9: a little wolf, a lost son, a lost tower, a lord's failure, Lord of Torment, tormented

Chap 10: The Fires of Mount Doom

Chap 11: The Ring 1

Chap 12: The Ring 2

Chap 13: The Ring 3

Rolling in the Deep (LOTR):
(Approximately 1/3 of the way complete. 35-45 Chapters total.)

Synopsis: Politics within Minas Morgul seen through the eyes of a ranger unfortunate enough to be imprisoned within the dead city. What undead men do on their off days.

22. Girl conversations. The shock of waking up in a wraith's bed chamber. Dreams, about towers and things.

23. Dreams about towers and things. The library. I'll make some stuff up for filler. The King arrives???

24. The King should be here by now??? Issues with Fuinur. Herumor Leaves. Dreams. References to meeting in Dark Tower.

25. Pfft! As if I know what happens next!? Library scene aka reading with the king.

26. Betrayal. A hasty flight. Nightmares and lies.

27. The word of a king (in reference to certain promise.) Healing hands. Lore and Poetry.

28. There's nothing like the friendship between an Orc and her Tark. Strong foundations. Conversations.

29. A patron of the arts. Subtle threats and sworn oaths.

30. Conspiracy. Ice and fire. In Herumor's safe keeping.

30. The bearers of The Eye. Ill Tidings. Strange dreams.

31. Campaign plans. The enemy of an enemy is what?

32. Library. To cross a king.

33. The fate of a great king. Collector of crowns. Angmar and Arnor.

34. Advice from an orc. Mithril and navy blue velvet. Feast among friends.

35. What makes a lord. Sauron. (he will not be making an appearance.) The blurred line between good and evil. Kiss.

36. From out of the dark. Herumor's betrayal.

37. The means to escape. Morgul Blade. Alarm bells.

38. Flowers with deathly faces. To Gondor. A spy is captured.

39. The wrath of a king. The battle of Pelennor Fields.

40. Broken vows. How to save a life. Gothmog's ascent.

41. Death bed. Herumor's fury.

42. Wrath of a god. The repetition of history. Angmar.

43. Salvaging what's broken.

44. Terror. Flight. Fire in the sky. Fall. Face of Mandos.

45. Unexpected rescue. Northward bound.

46. Last of the Angmarim. What had been. What could have been. What will never be.

47. Lonesome journey. The House of Tom Bombadil. Gandalf the Grey. The End.

How to Evade a Hunting Ra'zac for Dummies (Inheritance Cycle)

Synopsis:The homeless and crippled who make a living on the Streets of Dras Leona are pleased to present to you this guide which will hopefully spare you from the hungry stomach of a Ra'zac.

The Lying Game (Inheritance Cycle)

Synopsis:Sort of AU. (The Ra'zac are not killed in Brisingr or this is pre-Eldest?) Upon discovering the corpse of a young Ra'zac, The Ra'zac seek to discover the origins of this dead child, only to uncover conspiracy of the worst magnitude, and secrets of their own origins that could wind up killing them. Suddenly lost dragon riders and the Varden are the least of their problems.

The Last Days (LOTR) Crack -ish but getting serious Morgoth puts a bit a damper on things, but then again he is Morgoth

Synopsis: The end of Arda from the eyes of a mortal and Morgoth's Lieutenant. When the world is falling apart any source of light is a promise of salvation... even if that light comes in the form of a fallen Maia. A Sauron redemption fic, that won't seem like it for a very long time.

The Last Days REVAMPED EDITION- it's dark to start with, then Morgoth shows up, blows up the sun, plays golf with the moon, before trying to destroy Valinor

Synopsis: A story detailing the odd partnership between an insane pacifist and Morgoth's insane Lieutenant, and the horrible things that befell them. It's also a Sauron redemption fic. It'll take a while.

Actually here's what's going on with this fic. Linaer as she is in the original version of this fic, has become such a psychologically damaged uber-pacifist/altruist as I've continued writing about her, that I can't even call her the same character anymore. She evolved. And honestly I wanted her to be a true pacifist/altruist from the start, because I thought putting a character like that next to Sauron and then forcing them to interact with each other would be...amusing... in a twisted kind of way.

The other thing that bothered me (and I know this story was initially intended to be crack) was how quickly they met. In the revamped darker version of the story this meeting would happen long after she and he are both established characters. This means that I'll be exploring the culture and politics of the Fourth Age Edain in the area where the remains of Gondor still stand: Minas Tirith, Osgiliath, and the lands between are all that remains of Gondor for reasons...

Because I love Sauron and love the character that Linaer has become, I feel that both deserve the best I can write for them. (Which leaves a lot to be desired.) Most of the plot line from the previous version is unchanged, but the portrayal of the events that take place will be different. I will go ahead and leave the older version up, so that those who enjoy it can continue to do so. I will post the last chapter I had written, and maybe if/when I feel up to it, continue it as a different story.

Happy reading, or running away- which ever you please, for if you pour through my stories some mental scaring will ensue.


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Gorthauro Estel by Sauron Gorthaur reviews
What if Sauron had not fled? What if he had taken Eonwe's advice and returned to Valinor to be judged at the beginning of the Second Age? Could he have found redemption, forgiveness, even love?
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 135,234 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 11/1/2013 - [Sauron, OC] Aulë, Eönwë
It Starts With Desperation by CleverDucky reviews
You become responsible, forever, for what you have tamed. M/M (NEW CHAPTER)
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 58,974 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 10/7/2016 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Hunter - Complete
Zero Hour by Renaerys reviews
When a familiar face comes back into her life, Sakura makes a decision that unwittingly unites their causes. She finds herself playing a dangerous game of give and take with a man who makes no promises but always pays his debts. [SasoSaku. Sequel to Schadenfreude and Aces & Eights.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 170,423 - Reviews: 820 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 565 - Updated: 9/2/2016 - Published: 5/8/2012 - [Sakura H., Sasori] Orochimaru, Deidara - Complete
Shackled by Angel of Shadow and Snow reviews
A young archaeologist who wants nothing more than to present the exhibit that will make her career, instead finds herself the unwitting focus of obsession for a heartless, cruel and sadistic, centuries-old monster. But just as statues aren't always statues- things are never quite what they seem. Trigger warnings:Violence, attempted suicide, mental health issues, sexual assault.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 41 - Words: 334,037 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 3/24/2016 - Published: 5/4/2013 - 11th Doctor, Weeping Angels, Clara O.
Bleeding Star by crackinthecup reviews
On the eve of his departure from Ost-in-Edhil, Annatar offers Celebrimbor one more gift. Silverfisting.
Silmarillion - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,970 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/1/2015 - Celebrimbor, Sauron - Complete
Sins Of Our Fathers by theeventualwinner reviews
Celebrimbor chooses a slippery path when Annatar first announces himself in the realm of Eregion, and it is a path that the Maia does all that he can to grease to its inevitably sticky end. A series tracing the seduction, corruption and fall of an elf lord and his people, and the grim triumph of one smug little Maia. NSFW.
Silmarillion - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 78,504 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/22/2015 - Published: 12/27/2014 - Celebrimbor, Sauron - Complete
Lilies Come From Bulbs by CrackinAndProudOfIt reviews
Early in the Fourth Age, Sauron tries to recover in Aman. Yavanna knows why it isn't working. Stand-alone AU. For AzureSkye23. :)
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2015 - Sauron, Yavanna - Complete
Plague by Galad Estel reviews
Thranduil is wandering through the woods alone in summer, when he comes upon a sick stranger, who he takes under his care. Set after the Last Alliance but before the Battle of Five Armies, when the Necromancer is in Dol Guldur. Canon! Thranduil.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,779 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/28/2015 - The Necromancer/Sauron, Elvenking Thranduil - Complete
Collateral by avietar reviews
Different worlds move together. The search for motives underneath the underneath... it has never been explained quite like this before. In a city filled with corruption, Sasori is going about his own underground life where there is no place for sympathy
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 209,315 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 11/9/2014 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Sakura H., Deidara, Sasori
Unsavory Angst: A Lethrblaka Case Study by Mincemeats reviews
Praised be the sun that sets, for only within darkness may pasts come to light.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,136 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/1/2014 - Published: 10/20/2012
Blood for the Soapbox by Mincemeats reviews
It's been 108 years since the Ra'zac War. Fought on northern soil, the aftermath's long bled into both Canadian and American civil rights programs. Since the war's conclusion in 1852, the Department of Health and Ra'zac Services (HRS) has collared, subdued, and integrated the cannibal masses into Human society. Genocide's been avoided, but at what cost?
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,986 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/5/2014 - Published: 2/26/2014 - The Ra'zac
The scorpion doesn't burn by CrackinAndProudOfIt reviews
"You see, I am a blind artist, and I find myself in darkness, always." Sauron, Aragorn, and the Orthanc-stone: a story about self-destruction. Silmarillion minutiae included.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,484 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/18/2014 - Aragorn, Sauron - Complete
Oath of Sacrifice by SolemnSerpent reviews
The apocalypse had taken everything from him before. Or so he thought.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 83,158 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/23/2014 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Hunter
poison pens the epicede (they sang a dirge) by TenTenD reviews
In her halls the Queen of Strife sang to her Dark Lord the sad songs of withering life. And it pleased him to crown her his in the descending darkness, and have her ebon throne next to his. He'd ripped her apart and put her back together, and she spiraled with him down into madness, for his will was poison.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,351 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/13/2014 - Published: 12/21/2013 - [Sauron, OC]
Loyalty Unyielding by Zlu and Luff reviews
This story follows Melkor and Sauron through the events of the Silmarillion and beyond, covering times good and bad, victories and falls from grace. Serious at times and entertaining at others. Slash.
Silmarillion - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 110,723 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Morgoth, Sauron
Lord of Gifts by LuxaLucifer
There were times when Sauron liked to pretend he was still Annatar. Not Annatar the Deceiver, as he had been named by Elves with deep gray eyes and self-righteous armies, but Annatar, Lord of Gifts, loved, if not by all in Eregion, by the one who mattered. Annatar/Celebrimbor
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2013 - [Sauron, Celebrimbor] - Complete
Escaping Isengard by Zoop reviews
At the end of despair, when all hope has faded, a woman facing the last moments of her life finds the will to survive rekindled by one whose kind robbed her of it to begin with. Now she must decide which evil is the lesser: stay with the beast, or risk worse by leaving him. She soon finds that the horrors she faced in Isengard were not reserved for those in the breeding pits alone.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 74,594 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Uruk-hai, Human, OC - Complete
The Darkness That Remains by CrackinAndProudOfIt reviews
"But what is light, in the end?" A requiem in two perspectives, and a birthday fic for Russingon5Eva. :) Silmarillion references included.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Gandalf, Sauron - Complete
On His Hand by Sauron Gorthaur reviews
They are vastly different, one a wretched, twisted halfling, the other a lord, but they have both carried the same burden. In the torture chambers of Barad-dûr, Gollum meets the maker of his Precious.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,607 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Gollum, Sauron - Complete
One Small Change by AzureSkye23 reviews
Ar-Pharazôn is not as easily manipulated as in the original Tale, and Sauron ends up forced to accompany the King when he attacks Valinor. Finrod refuses to flee before his old foe, and Ainur, Eldar, and Mortal will all be involved in the moment that changes everything. Alternate end to the Second Age.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,660 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Ar-Pharazôn, Sauron - Complete
Of Milkdrinkers and Bloodguzzlers by Mincemeats reviews
In which the bald Twins meet their match in the Ra'zac, whom remain confused throughout the ordeal.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,679 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/27/2012 - The Ra'zac, The Twins - Complete
Breaking the Innocent by AzureSkye23 reviews
Sauron has lost Tol Sirion, and Morgoth has lost a Silmaril. Morgoth will make Sauron pay for his mistake, and accomplish what he has been wanting to do since he first laid eyes on the Maia. Morgoth's POV and all that entails.
Silmarillion - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Morgoth, Sauron - Complete
Eternity by xxPunkRockxx reviews
Haruno Sakura has fallen victim to the desires of a man born of loneliness and cruelty.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,691 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Sakura H., Sasori - Complete
Short Tales of Horror and Human Consumption by Mincemeats reviews
You know you've always wanted to find out what the Ra'zac do in their spare time. Why not come along for the ride and indulge your darker side? To better enjoy this selection, take a look at Demons' Lament; it will provide you with some background info.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2012 - The Ra'zac
The Demons' Lament by Mincemeats reviews
From the beginning of Galbatorix's rule, there was a peculiar clutch of servicemen in his employment that defied history, killed indiscriminately, and died in the same darkness in which they lived. Meet the Ra'zac.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,629 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/11/2012 - Published: 12/6/2011 - The Ra'zac
Fallen by AzureSkye23 reviews
Frodo Baggins thought his role in the events of the Ages was over. But when along with Finrod Felagund he finds that the Valar have decreed they will have a role in deciding Sauron's ultimate fate, he finds just how mistaken he was. 4th Age Valinor AU. Editing begun 6-10-14
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,029 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/16/2012 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Finrod F., Manwë, Námo, Sauron - Complete
Conflux by Renaerys reviews
Inspiration comes in many forms, but in the end they can agree on one thing. Deidara, Sasori, Sakura, and the bridges that span even the widest rivers. Gen-fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,345 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
A Lesson on Life by Dezaria reviews
Sometimes the best lessons in life begin without the journeyer's knowledge. An AU Sasori x Sakura one-shot that offers understanding, humor, and smut.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,745 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Sakura H., Sasori - Complete
May I by OmgItsPocky reviews
"Mom... Ar-Are angels...Pink?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 90,579 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Sasori, Sakura H. - Complete
Photo Shoot by Renaerys reviews
Have you ever wondered how the Bingo books get pictures of S-class criminals? Akatsuki. Giant Chanel sunglasses. Pure, crack fun.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,952 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 33 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Innuendo by Maurever reviews
Cut off a limb and the feeling still remains; you can detroy a body but you cannot prevent sensation. Dark SasoSaku, set during the fight during the Kazekage Rescue arc. - M for slight gore and strong suggestive themes-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Sasori, Sakura H. - Complete
Close Your Eyes by ToniPrufrock reviews
River Song has another close encounter with the Weeping Angels as she hunts down Angel Bob. But events take a turn for the unexpected...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,235 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Complete
Left Alive by WretchedEscapist reviews
Jake is the last of a party of six that had tried to escape the rapid spread of the infection. He is attacked by a Hunter, but is not killed, only bitten. Slowly, he comes to realize why he was left alive; it turns out Hunters get lonely too. Not Slash.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 17 - Words: 47,382 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Hunter - Complete
Eien by Keono reviews
Sequel to Dance With The Devil. Deidara is trying to uncover the mystery that is Sasori, but are there other things he should be more concerned about? Yaoi, Lemon, SasoDei! Character Deaths. Edited.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 28 - Words: 56,085 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Screaming Angel by Hawki reviews
Oneshot: Pulled through a crack in the skin of the universe, the Weeping Angels no longer wept. Rather, they SCREAMED. And knowing what was forever denied to them, one screamed louder than all the others...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Angel Bob, Weeping Angels - Complete
Vespertine by Cynchick reviews
Two enemies strike a bargain to save what they both hold dear. He will reveal a truth that shakes her beliefs, drawing her into a web of lies and betrayal. She will offer the redemption for which he never hoped and show him how to be human again. ItaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 117,376 - Reviews: 2175 - Favs: 3,727 - Follows: 1,246 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Lightning by this be a dead account reviews
Sasori undergoes emotional turmoil concerning his college roommate, Orochimaru. Deidara takes it upon himself to cure his new friend. M for implied non-con, language, and mature topics in dialogue. OroSaso and DeiSaso. Alternate Universe.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,221 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Deidara, Sasori
Moments in the Dark by Cynchick reviews
They never discuss it, never talk about why or when or how long it will continue. In a way, it's better like this. The not knowing. These secret moments in the dark. DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,686 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 906 - Follows: 102 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
DIG VII by VesperChan reviews
Sasori never expected a pink haired girl to fall from the sky, and she never expected to fall in love.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,859 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Sakura H., Sasori - Complete
Fated Reunion by Aishiteru Sabaku no Gaara reviews
Sequel to "Art is Art." Sasori and Deidara return from their two year mission. But will they be able to pick up where they left off? And who is this new threat that is competing for the Jinchuuriki? Will they interfere with Sasori's plans? Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,431 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Vertigo by Cynchick reviews
Sakura accepts the most critical and dangerous mission of her life, but the price of success may very well be her soul. When your entire world turns upside down, how do you keep from going under? DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 201,198 - Reviews: 2004 - Favs: 2,409 - Follows: 749 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Somewhere I Have Never Travelled, Gladly Beyond by Wyntermute reviews
Naruto had been bragging all day that his new jutsu was his best yet. Sakura and her new situation beg to differ. Post timeskip. DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 82,879 - Reviews: 1378 - Favs: 2,004 - Follows: 725 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
Flesh and Blood by Kantayra reviews
Sasori had planned his death and his miraculous resurrection into a human body. What he hadn't planned was how his brand new flesh and blood would affect him once he reunited with his old partner. Sasori/Deidara. Post-Shippuuden, Deidara and Sasori live!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 96,888 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 11/10/2008 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Blood of the Cherry Blossom by AnimeManga Fanatic reviews
She been broken. Her life changes when the Akatsuki take her hostage. However, perhaps fate wanted them together, drawing them together. Pairing: ItaSaku, slight SakuSasu. This is about Sakura's life once she becomes Anbu and Naruto returns with Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 158,129 - Reviews: 1389 - Favs: 755 - Follows: 580 - Updated: 9/26/2008 - Published: 11/11/2005 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
The Clay Warrior by Markition Necrovius reviews
The story of the ninja who fought with clay, joined an organization of missing nin, managed to take down a Kazekage, and fell in love with a puppet. [DeidaraSasori yaoi]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,198 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 7/5/2006 - Deidara, Sasori
Forgive by this be a dead account reviews
When Sasori and Deidara have a huge falling out, the blonde is shattered, and turns to Tobi for comfort. Romantic, fluffy stuff. Shounen-ai, rated T for Hidan-like language. Sasori x Deidara
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,995 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Art is Art No Matter How Corrupted by Aishiteru Sabaku no Gaara reviews
DeiSaso Deidara escapes the snake ninja Orochimaru after years of imprisonment. But when he wakes up, he finds that he has something else to worry about. Akatsuki. The only person that he feels he can trust is Sasori. What will happen? How will they fare?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 68,170 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/10/2008 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
The Dadaist by MakoMori reviews
Deidara saw the look in the redhead’s eyes and instantly regret what he had said. His stomach churned in expectation of meeting the most painful of poisons. He swallowed hard, his exposed throat awaiting the fatal grip of Sasori’s fingers. SasoDei.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,871 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Last Words by Cinnamon Plum reviews
TarMíriel debates with Sauron the night before the destruction of Numenor. Very AU.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,564 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Complete
Sting of a Scorpion by BrightBrightWorld reviews
While resting in an inn, Deidara is stung by a scorpion. Paralyzed and deathly scared, he is unable to do anything. Will Sasori be able to resist the temptation? SasoDei Warning: Heavy yaoi, lemon. You have been warned xD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,409 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 37 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Perception by Cynchick reviews
The Akatsuki think Sakura will be the perfect bait to lure the Kyuubi but they get a whole lot more than they planned for. A story about the blurred line between good and evil and how what we think we know can be proven very wrong. ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 140,125 - Reviews: 2002 - Favs: 3,253 - Follows: 727 - Updated: 10/5/2007 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Heart's Blood by ChristineX reviews
COMPLETE! Lithiníel wanted to die. Therefore, Sauron desired that she should live. What happened next defied all expectations.... Set approximately 40 years before the War of the Ring.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,554 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 10/4/2007 - Published: 4/27/2007 - Sauron - Complete
The Witch King's Secret by Topgallant reviews
The Witch King of Angmar has a secret that he alone knows of...and he alone dares to perform.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/26/2007 - Published: 9/12/2006 - Complete
Upside Down by TK Grimm reviews
[DeiSaku] AU. Sakura Haruno has the perfect life, perfect job, perfect friends and perfect boyfriend. That is, until she meets Deidara and her world is turned upside down.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 56,520 - Reviews: 750 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 5/30/2007 - Published: 5/3/2007 - [Deidara, Sakura H.] [Sasori, Ino Y.] - Complete
Last Love Song by AngelWhoIsNotASerialKiller reviews
Sasori relieves to you his tragic love story in what he believes to be our little planet's last love song...[SasoDei] [inspired by Saikano] oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,206 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
The Witch king's Cloak by Radbooks reviews
A tongue in cheek look at the Witch king's reaction after his encounter with Aragorn at Weathertop. 3rd place 2007 MEFAs., 1st place MC Awards
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Complete
Abjured by San Antonio Rose reviews
In which the Witch-king of Angmar meets his Maker.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,657 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/3/2006 - Witch-King of Angmar - Complete
The Witch King and the Fates of Arnor and Gondor by Rob Rastorp reviews
An account of the machinations of the Witch King against the realms of Arnor and Gondor in the decades prior to and after the year 2000 of the Third Age of the Sun, setting the stage for the War of the Ring.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 85,214 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/29/2005 - Published: 9/19/2005 - Complete
Drown my Woe by kingmaker reviews
The Witch King walks into a bar... and proceeds to think too much, despite his best intentions.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,602 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/2/2005 - Complete
Gollum Finds True Love by FlameAlchemist reviews
Gollum experiances love for the first time in the arms of the Witch King himself.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/1/2005 - Gollum
The Sorcerer's Apprentice by erunyauve reviews
The mortal life of the Witch-king, from his childhood in Númenor to the first appearance of the Nazgûl. Rated for disturbing scenes and violence. Revised to split into chapters. Complete.
Silmarillion - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,830 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/1/2004 - Published: 10/12/2003 - Complete
At the Edge of the Precipice by Cirdan reviews
Maedhros is tormented in Angband by Sauron and frees himself from Sauron by submitting to Morgoth. Warning: Contains homosexual content.
Silmarillion - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,373 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/19/2002
Nine Men And A Little Lady by Kielle reviews
Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 1266 - Favs: 2,382 - Follows: 250 - Published: 1/8/2002
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Sauron, and the Escapades of yet Another Foolish Daughter reviews
It was a spur of the moment bad decision just like writing this little scene? Story? A poorly planned exercise in futility, like when Mordor's Princess tasked with tearing out Sarumon's heart, decided to give him her own. The Dark Lord, furious and betrayed has come to Isengard to deal out justice.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22 - [Saruman, OC] Sauron - Complete
Wolf Scraps
A collection of drabble centered around Sauron and various OCs I choose to torture him with. This is largely made up of pieces from the cutting room floor of The Young Wolf, but I've decided to broaden the selection of what falls under the title. I'm exploring ideas (most of which are crack) without interfering with my work-in-progress.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4 - Sauron
Rolling in the Deep reviews
Words were perilous and deadly, cruel and decietful, and were the cause of great pain and suffering for many. But for all their peril, coveted they were for there was no greater path to forgettfulness and momentary bliss. And surely there was nothing sweeter nor deadlier than a conversation with the dark.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 78,671 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 12/20/2013 - Witch-King of Angmar, Nazgul, OC
Fluffy Nazgul reviews
Be warned. This is a series of crack-fics, but they're not just crack-fics. No. They're even worse. Yes, that's right, they're fluffy crack-fics. Read at your own peril. You've been warned.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,287 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 3/7/2014 - Witch-King of Angmar, Nazgul, OC
The Young Wolf reviews
To send untrained soldiers to war is to throw them away. Never having set foot beyond Mordor, Fëatho is terribly unprepared to face the world beyond his father's lands when he's sent to retrieve the ring. But what more can a loyal soldier do but fight, even, when he knows he'll lose? All that remains: deciding what he's prepared to give up. In the end the choice may not be his.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,228 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 7/6/2015 - Frodo B., Sauron, Glorfindel, OC
The Last of the Muses
Time was of the essence. She had too much and he had too little, and all theirs together wouldn't be enough.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,218 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/28/2016 - Published: 8/8/2016 - Weeping Angels, OC
The Last Days (Original) reviews
Middle Earth's final days, see through the eyes of some Fourth Age denizens and a fallen Maia. I am rewriting this story, and I hope to be posting the first few chapters of the new version fairly soon. I will be keeping this one up.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,816 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/10/2016 - Published: 4/23/2014 - [Sauron, OC] Morgoth - Complete
The Last Days (Redux) reviews
Sometimes you can't choose your enemies. Sometimes you can't choose your heroes. Sometimes your greatest enemy is your greatest hero-not the one that you wanted, but the one that you needed. Either way it was too little too late. In the end everything was broken.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Silmarillion - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,905 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/10/2016 - Sauron, OC, Morgoth
The Steak Between Them reviews
This is a collection of short pieces that delve into complicated relationship between humans and Ra'zac. The friendships, the animosity, the misunderstandings, and everything in between. Most of this will be nonsensical crack, but not all of it. In all cases, it's me butchering the Inheritance Cycle's best characters.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,158 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/16/2015 - Published: 6/19/2013 - The Ra'zac, OC
The Hall of the Soothsayer reviews
The shorter of the Ra'zac was depicted and brash and temperamental, and the larger of the two- callous, calculating, and patient, but both were evil. Ever wonder why? This is my attempt to answer that question.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,476 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/5/2015 - King Galbatorix, The Ra'zac
At the Shrine of Your Lies reviews
In which Sauron gets the better of Ar-Pharazôn who's trying to get the better of Sauron. A brief exploration of the relationship between these two tyrants and their subtle use of... politics. It sort of ties into another fic that I have not posted, yet. It's what's between the lines that warrants the M rating.
Silmarillion - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,981 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/25/2015 - Sauron, Ar-Pharazôn - Complete
Ring a Dong Dillo reviews
A highly alternate version of events, in which he Council of Elrond deems it best for Middle Earth's continued freedom to send Tom Bombadil to the Black Gate to face the Dark Lord in an epic battle of music, resulting in what will undoubtedly become the Third Age's greatest rap battle.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,025 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/7/2015 - Glorfindel, Sauron - Complete
The Coming of Darkness reviews
This is ot a happy tale. Ths is not a tale about kittens and butterflies, and happy cute baby dragons. Nay. This is the tale of a group of exalted Plague dragons witnessing the prophesized return of the darkness which couldn't have shown up at a worse time.
Flight Rising - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/15/2014
Mental Instability reviews
A highly satirical and ridiculous chapter by chapter (more or less) parody of Eragon. This is not a bashing of any characters -well there's minor bashing- loved or hated, but a retelling of the story filled with Urgals, action, Arya, Murtagh, randomness, Roran, mild Durza Ra'zac slash, extra action, Smoothies, sarcasm, Brom, crude jokes, Saphira, and much, much more...
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,155 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/30/2014 - Published: 7/17/2012 - [The Ra'zac, Durza] Eragon S., Brom
Utter Confusion reviews
In which Eragon and Murtagh must set aside their differences to overcome a deadly foe that has swooped in from a distant land to claim Alagaesia for his master. Intended to be a crack (more like let-off-some-steam) fic.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,410 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/31/2014 - Witch-King of Angmar, Nazgul, Eragon S., Murtagh - Complete
Blank Propaganda reviews
When war is no longer good enough to abuse ones enemies, there's nothing like a little propaganda to spice things up. The result of whim and sheer boredom: a collection of random short stories guranteed to make the Varden and Empire hate each other further. There will be stories from every character's POV, Galby especially.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,410 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/28/2013 - Published: 7/11/2012 - King Galbatorix - Complete
Descention reviews
Peace was slowly becoming a byword. Worse it was becoming a banner to shield less-than-peaceful intentions. As 'peace' became scarce, clouds of ancient resentment and age old conflict began to darken the horizon. Ra'zac, Humans, Urgals, Elves, Dragons-war will make corpses of them all.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,224 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/10/2013 - Morzan, Oromis, Vrael, OC
Lying Game reviews
The Ra'zac had always had a trusted ally in each other, a best friend who would always be there through thick and thin. Living in a world that wants them dead they never imagined their worst enemies would be each other.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,005 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/7/2013 - Published: 4/12/2012 - The Ra'zac
CEDA reviews
The infected find in unconvential form of security in one of the most volitile world hating doctors in the entire base, but when a doctor equally insane and just as hatefull arrives in the base the two crazy colleagues form a bond of frindship... that is until the treatment of their patients becomes the subject of conversation.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/23/2013 - Hunter, Smoker
The Cruelty of Fate reviews
Sasori for a brief amount of time had a childhood friend, until she walked away. And in what can only be the punchline in the greatest cosmic joke of all time, they stumble into each other for a second time. He's a crimminal running from the law and she's the typical mary-sue (more or less) , with a secret that could kill them both. Unless he kills her first...
Crossover - Vampire Princess Miyu & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,955 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Sasori
How to Evade a Hunting Ra'zac for Dummies reviews
The self help guide for all races that flew, sailed, walked, or swam to Algaesia. With the exception of The Grey Folk seeing as they are no longer with us.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,654 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 5/7/2012 - The Ra'zac
The Perfect Date reviews
A bowel movement, a dirty privy, two revenge seeking Ra'zac, what could possibly go wrong on the perfect date? This is another one of those delightful crack fics, and as a result I strongly caution readers to think carefully before choosing to read this, as mental scarring will insue. Rated T for a blatant display of immaturity and some bloodshed.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,976 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Eragon S., Arya - Complete
Beauty and the Beasts reviews
The Ra'zac; implacable eaters of man's flesh, consumed by hated and desire for firey revenge against the Human race. It may be a human of all people who teaches them to reconcile with the past and with their greatest enemies...
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,231 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 4/27/2012 - The Ra'zac, Eragon S.
The Last Supper reviews
The Ra'zac are the basis of a cult created by the convieniantly dead imortal prophet Tosk and this is what happens when a blaspheming heathen such as myself takes sarcasm and satire a little too far.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/30/2012 - The Ra'zac - Complete
Forest of the Dolls reviews
Children disappear and bame falls on her the only ninja in a civilain village. Desprate to prove her innocence before she disappears 2, she races clear her name. The only 1 who might be able to help is an arrogant red-head who went missing 2 years before.
Crossover - Vampire Princess Miyu & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,580 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Sakura H.
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