hey there heres the linnks for pics for my fake normal life

maxs outfit http:///bite_me/set?id=17171863

fang car http:///wp-content/uploads/2009/10/2010-Zenvo-ST1-Sport-Car-Performance.jpg

max's everyday outfit (first day of school)http:///cgi/profile?id=1447961

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If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it copy and paste this in your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever dreamed or wished that a book character was real copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever run down an "up" escalator, paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies

I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste

If you think Fang is hot...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you read Maximum Ride School's Out - Forever in under 5 hours copy this into your profile.

If you have/ wish you had a dog, and wish he could talk like Total, copy this onto your profile.

if your friend(s) think you're crazy for reading a book about six flying kids (and their talking dog) and you don't care copy and paste this is your pro

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile.

If you generally crash on your couch even when your bed is free, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you know how to spell and always remember the names of authors that you read over a year ago and haven't read since, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are like Max, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you relate everything to Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you still laugh rereading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you want to see Maximum Ride (the movie) on the first day it comes out, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you'll take first watch copy and paste this is you profile (if you don't get it READ MAXIMUM RIDE!)

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile copy and past to your profilr

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile

If you've ever read/started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile!

If you agree that Fang is Fangalicious, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your own name, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a weird habit of writing inside jokes somewhere anyone can see, copy and paste this into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile

If you could easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you don’t dance to avoid injury to yourself and those around you, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.

If you are SO obsessed with Maximum Ride that it is not even FUNNY anymore, post this in your profile.

If random songs just pop into your head at any given moment copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with over 30 characters from books...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love Max Ride and cannot live without it, post this in your profile.

If you love the whole blind, pyro, mutant, baker thing about Iggy, post this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profileIf you have ever eaten something none of your friends would try, copy/paste this in your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have ever insulted someone so stupid that they didn't get the insult, copy this into your profile.

If you are insanely weird, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile.

If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile.

If at least three times a week, someone misspells or mispronounces your name wrong...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters...copy and paste this onto your profile.

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.

Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat
word for word what you shouldn't have said.

Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching
them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years
telling them to sit down and shut-up.

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids.

I love to give homemade gifts. Which one of my kids
do you want?

Children are natural mimics who act like their parents,
despite every effort to teach them good manners.

OKAY ALL MAD HATTERS AND HATTRESS' I AM COMING UP WITH A NEW STORY AND MY OTHER STORIES ARE UP FOR ADOPTION!

NOW HERE IS A PREVIEW SORT OF MY NEW STORY CALLED MY MESSED UP LIFE (P.S. THIS IS A SLIGHT MR/PUSH CROSSOVER BUT MOSTLY MR/TWI)

"We're lossing her Jeb."

"I told you it was too much goddammit!"

"We can either save Max or the baby."

"Save the baby, im so sorry Max."

This is how the great Maximum Ride and her time passes and how Scarlett's begins.

yaya i know its short but tell me what you think about it ill post the first chapter in a coule of days or so. its still forming in my mind. i do know that scarlett's nick name will be scar, and that shell be just as badass as max and cassie. she'll drink just like cassie. im still working on her powers i know i want her to be more than a watcher. oh an if your confused about the flock. well sadly they died in a fight with erasers but, before that fang got max pregnat with scar. so when the evil mad scientist found out about that they took her in and tried to make her 'better'. so message me about what u think about the story. i feel really good about it anyway ta ta for now till next time

0_o Bite Me, MadToTheBone1