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Author has written 3 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, and Soul Eater.

THIS ACCOUNT IS ABANDONED DERP.

If you like those three stories I have up I miiiight write more things and upload them here. ;u;

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You Got HaruhiRolled! by superstarultra reviews
Watch as a writer with too much time on his hands, places the cast of TMOHS into absurd situations, ridiculous parodies, and scenarios with disturbing dialogue.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 86 - Words: 312,000 - Reviews: 1224 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Haruhi S., Kyon
333 and More Ways to Get Kicked Out of HQ by iTorchic reviews
Have you heard of the '333 ways to get kicked out of Wal-mart? Well, here's an FMA twist on it with the whole cast! It's manga and 1st anime based. Rated: T. This is just to get rid of writers block and supress my boredom. XD COMPLETE CRACK.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 28,427 - Reviews: 1786 - Favs: 751 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Complete
Soul Eater Joke Compilation by spawnspectre reviews
Just a list of all the jokes I could adapt to have SE characters
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 5/11/2010
FMA Mad Libs by Just Leah reviews
Exactly what the title says! I love all the people who reviewed! But still remember that I need reviews for this to work! It should be funny! Rated T just in case.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,846 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Complete
Facebook Madness by little miss clueless reviews
The people of Amestris has gotten into a craze. It has affected our favorite characters' lives, whether it's good or bad depends on what their status say.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,928 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 4/21/2010
Dumping the Flame Alchemist by Kavery12 reviews
What would it take for a girl to dump the famous lady-killer Roy Mustang?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Roy M., Alphonse E. - Complete
Unwritten Armistice by HeyItsMJ reviews
Fighting ceases between the Yaos and Changs; at least, between the ones in Knox's house.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Lan Fan, Mei Chang - Complete
A Farewell To Arms by HeyItsMJ reviews
The Elrics pay respects to an old friend. ***SPOILERS FOR CHAPTER 107***
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Summer and Winter by ShiningKnightess reviews
25 sentences on HitsuMatsu.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 5/13/2010 - [T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto]
Fuzzy kisses by Lockerz reviews
Riza has a problem with his moustache, his son had a problem with his moustache yet he just doesn't wanted to let it go. Based on Episode 64 of Brotherhood. Enjoy :
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Reasons by BornOnTheBreakOfDawn reviews
Edward doesn't want the real reason to come out in the open, but Alphonse just had to ask. And he answered. Rated for Language. Spoilers for Chapter 108 in the manga. EdWin.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,351 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
Procrastination by Hyperthia reviews
Ed tries to write a report. I'll think of a better summary for this later.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,795 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Keepsake by BornOnTheBreakOfDawn reviews
Sometimes, losing something isn't all that bad, especially when it comes to them. Spoilers for chapter 108.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 991 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
The Shower by OhJay reviews
Manga verse. Now that Al had his body back he was enjoying the little things in life...Until Ed came in ruined them.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
Airplanes by Kit Kat Karma reviews
Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? I could really use a wish right now. EdxWin.Firstverse.Movieverse Oneshot?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
Warmth by kenkao7rocks5forever reviews
It was cold, and apparently Ed's sweater was really warm. Ed/Winry Oneshot Goodness. Slight Fluff. Takes place during Chapter 108; a week after Ed and Al returned to Reseembol.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,147 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
Missed Moments by KittyThomas reviews
Spoilers for the end of the series! A collection of missed moments, or moments that needed a little more, set during or after the end of the manga. Standard pairings. Kissing. Weddings. Probably children.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,381 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Complete
A Little Bit Lucky by KaikioChan reviews
Al always wondered why Mei came back from Xing; although he couldn't be happier to see her! Random little AlMei one-shot, slight EdWin. Rated for Ed's language and naughty teasing "
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,686 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Alphonse E., Mei Chang - Complete
Married Couple by Very Swampeh reviews
Ed and Winry have a playdate. Things get violent, and Hohenheim gets a peak at the future of his son's love life. Baby!EdWin, with a side of HohenheimxTrisha. One-shot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
50 Ways to Say It by LIttlE.DrUnk.NiNJy reviews
Ling decides to get creative in how he says 'I love you'. Rating may change
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,761 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/5/2010 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Ling Y., Madame Christmas - Complete
Family Ties by high improbability reviews
The Royal Family of Xing is an awful family to be born in - and nobody knows that better than the members themselves. -Ling and Mei; no pairings
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Ling Y., Mei Chang - Complete
The Alternate Endings of Haruhi Suzumiya by Cha-Cha-Cheesecake reviews
Parodies, stupid and impossible situations, and OCCs beyond belief, this is the SOS Brigade in situations that could be near impossible, or at least, not what the original author intended. Rated T for DIRT. Discontinued, PROBABLY.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,849 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009
Survival of the Fittest by priestessgrrrl reviews
Six year old Olivia upholds the Armstrong family tradition, to her father's delight.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Olivier A. - Complete
The Diversion by Noirink reviews
The final battle is raging on and everyone is pitching in. But nothing is working against Father's barrier. So Greed/Ling comes up with a ridiculous plan. Find out what that plan is in this humorous tale. SPOILERS for chap. 107
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Complete
The Game by DarkAlliGator reviews
"It's all over. You lost the game." The "famous" quote from the anime, and what SHOULD have happened next. All about the Game. Yes, THAT game! You know the one I'm talking about. Spoilers for the last episode/book.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Light Y., Near - Complete
Consciousness by HeyItsMJ reviews
Alphonse Elric regains his senses.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Alphonse E. - Complete
Daddy Complex by DainoChild reviews
100% pure CRACK. Cruisin' for an awesome babe and a legendary night, Barney spots a hot girl by the counter. Except that's no girl. That's Edward Elric.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Edward E., Barney S. - Complete
Telephone by Mustang and Hughes featuring Envy by Masta of da House reviews
Lady Gaga parody. By the way I'm pretty sure Gaga is a homunculs...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Roy M., Maes H. - Complete
Haunting Pains by Poisoned Scarlet reviews
EdxWin. He could feel it starting again – the sudden sharp pains, the sweat breaking out on his forehead, the unbearable thought that this was going to hurt more than the initial severing of his limbs...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,210 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
Pokémists: Pocket Alchemists by Zilo Sugarpill reviews
It’s back! What if FMA was re-made for Pokémon’s audience? Worse still, what if FMA's original plot was scrapped for Pokémon's? Will Ed and his Pokémist Al thwart Team Homo's evil plans? Will Winry get a new bike? Will Ed ever be able to swear again?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,888 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/15/2010 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
Dora of the Rings by Jasonbobdude reviews
Dora the Explorer is chosen to take the One Ring to Mordor. As a little bonus, all of the dialogue is in iambic pentameter!
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Dora the Explorer - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Gandalf - Complete
M or F? by Hyperthia reviews
Edward has a very interesting question for Trisha...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Edward E., Trisha E. - Complete
Epic Misunderstanding by Light-Eco-Sage reviews
For the record, eavesdropping is really bad. Mustang overhears a conversation between Edward, Alphonse, and Winry that lead him to believe that Edward is 'expecting'. One-shot. Rated T for hinted MPreg and hinted EdWin
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,529 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Edward E., Roy M., Alphonse E., Winry R. - Complete
Ahh! We broke her Vase! by Muten Azuki reviews
Ed and Al break Izumi's vase. A response to theretard5892's dialogue challenge found in my forum. Is this an epic advertisement fail? Kinda.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Complete
A period of pain by Kame-tan reviews
Ed broke his automail arm. Bad. Winry's on her period. Worse. Rated T for language and Ed-bashing. Literally. COMPLETE!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,095 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
Fullmetal Alchemist 4kids style by Muten Azuki reviews
How would 4kids edit Fullmetal alchemist? I've written some of their 'minor' edits. Aren't you lucky? New theme song included! Flames welcome!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 6/21/2009
Discovery by Auto-Alchemechanicist reviews
A challenge from theretard5892. When Edward comes home, he finds something captivating, but feels coy to face the girl that created his feelings towards her. EdXWin oneshot! R/R, plz.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
Kid's Resolve by The Other Sara reviews
One shot. Where did Kid's obsession with symmetry come from, as well as his desire to turn weapons into Death Scythes? It all starts here.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,962 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Death The Kid, Lord Death/Shinigami-sama
Suepid by Kame-tan reviews
Havoc orders a Mary-Sue! Run for your life! Crackfic in response to theretard5892's challenge. rated T for language EdxOC for about three seconds.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Complete
The Anatomy of Melancholy by A Philosopher with a Pen reviews
A more dramatic take on the origin of "The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya." The event that happened three years ago is revealed, and how Haruhi came to be a God becomes the driving force behind her melancholy.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,367 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 44 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Haruhi S., Kyon - Complete
How the Pieces Fit Together by Nenena reviews
Kid, Liz, and Patti have a complicated relationship, especially when it comes to *intimate* matters. Here are six short stories written with tongue in cheek and mind in the gutter, about what happens when three people try to fit themselves together.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,429 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Death The Kid, Patricia T./Patti - Complete
Quite Literally by SophieSolo reviews
Spirit Albarn never thought he would have to offer parenting advice to another individual. Features Shinigami, Spirit Albarn and Death the Kidd.
Soul Eater - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Spirit A./Death Scythe, Lord Death/Shinigami-sama - Complete
The Book by silkendreammaid reviews
It was a book. All Al did was steal it. Now he wonders how much is true. 10: The Book. Now complete.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,542 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Complete
His Mechanic, Her Alchemist by KittyThomas reviews
An alternate ending to the original series! Mainly EdxWinry, RoyxRiza. While Winry's in town, the homuculi prepare to open the gate, and Ed finally has to come to terms with his feelings for her, and possibly sacrifice more than he ever dared... R&R
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,484 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/22/2007 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
Ed, Al and Cats by silkendreammaid reviews
Al picks up yet another kitten. Ed just can't tell Al why he can't keep it.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Complete
Ooops by CaitlinNeko reviews
Ed made a mistake, it seems.....Pure crack, really short. T for language.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/23/2006 - Edward E. - Complete
Mechanical by KittyThomas reviews
Ed's busted his automail again, so Winry comes to Central to fix it. Ed silently reflects on their 'realationship' and their current position... Involves a bed, screws, and Winry in a miniskirt. Not quite as dirty as it sounds. Oneshot. R&R Please!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,183 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/19/2006 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
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A Woman's Cooking reviews
Because of this incident, Edward and Alphonse learned that you must never insult a woman's cooking. It would have been nice if Ed had not learned it the hard way, though. - Humorfic, oneshot, drabble. Rated K.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
Tiny men in skirts reviews
Edward visits FanFiction dot net. Wondering what kind of verb is 'roy' and why it is always in past tense, he clicks one of the stories and starts reading it. RoyEd and FangirlJapanese mocking, crackfic! Rated T for the story Ed reads.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 991 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Edward E. - Complete
The Legendary Holy Sword reviews
Excalibur meets Ed, Envy, Roy and Riza. Poor Envy... Rated T for a brief mention of Playboy. Crackfic of absolute nonsense. FMA chapters 94-95/episodes 53-54 spoilers.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Envy, Excalibur