um i am totally not good at this stuff, but i love to read and enjoy any good story. sadly i am not very good at writing but i hope o put something up eventually like when i finish writing something...ug that will be awhile anyway whatever
now for semoehtnig itnresitmg...
i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
If you could read that put it in your profile.
My name is Lucifer
I am three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren’t ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can’t do a wrong
I can’t speak at all
Or else im locked up
All day long.
When im awake im all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren’t home
When my mommy does come home
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe ill just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie’s bar.
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the wall
I try to hide
From his evil eyes
I’m so afraid now
I’m starting to cry
He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words,
He says its my fault
He suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And run to the door
He’s already locked it
And i start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken,
"I’m sorry!", I scream
But its now much to late
His face has been twisted
Into a unimaginable shape
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
O please God, have mercy!
O please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While i lay there motionless
Brawled on the floor
My name is Lucifer
I am three,
Tonight my daddy
Now i roam the underworld,
to help those in need.
I may seem evil,
but i'm not.
And if you read this
and don’t pass it on
I pray for your forgiveness
Because you would have to be
One heartless person
To not be effected
By this Poem
And because you are effected,
Do something about it!
So all i ask you to do
Is pass this on!
If you were crying, or at least near tears, put this poem in you profile, to show you care. its so sadddddd:'(
95 percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're one of the 5 percent who aren't, copy this and add your name to the list. AnameKittyCafe, Hyperactively Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmAiC BiLlIe BoB lOvEr, imfromjupiter, Knight who says NIH, David's Harp, silverdragon994, asiananimegoddess, Chibi-Shika-Ino, DaaNi-Chan, KoRny666, proud-to-be-crazy-4-ever, Kiyoshi Michi
90 of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your signature
98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy & paste this in your profile.
If you have ever pushed a pull door, or vice versa, copy this into your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile.
If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile. (sadly never done this, but i think it would be funny as hell)
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completly has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off.
If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have siblings that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile.
Bad spellers of the world UNTIE! If you are a bad speller and proud of it copy this to your profile. (Thank god for spell check..)
If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste into your profile.
This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your signature to help him gain world domination.
If you think I rock, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever stared at a Juice container because it said 'Concentrate', copy and paste this into your profile. (never done this either:( )
Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep had the same tune, and were all composed by Mozart.
I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile. (KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!)
If you're easily confussed or confuzzled add this to your profile.
"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world(s), copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.
If you have ever thrown something at your television when you saw a character you despised, whether it be a piece of popcorn, a fork, or a chair, copy and paste this to your signature.
If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever fallen asleep in a class, paste this to your profile.
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you are insane, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have WAY too much time on your hands and you're on fanfiction.net with that time, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.
Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that has stayed loyal to either rock or metal, put this in your profile.
copy and paste this if you like the most annoying songs in the world.
copy and paste this if you think the people who DON'T like those songs are weird(even though you are the weird one).
Weird is good and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, put this in your profile.
Too many people are on crack. If you're not, add this to your bio.
If a glass door has spontaneously appeared out of nowhere, copy and paste this into you're profile.
If you've tripped over a twig, copy and paste this into you're profile.
If you don't live in this universe, copy and paste this into you're profile.
If you’ve ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you use the term "weird" when you can't think of anything else to call someone, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged your repeatedly on a table, and received weird looks from everyone in the immediate vicinity, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!
If you KNOW the voice in your head are real, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE then it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile.
If you think that I think that you think that I think that you think that I am totally spazzing out right now with the 'If you thinks' copy this to your profile already!!
If you think that I'm making you think too much, copy this to your profile.
If you think that life without computers is useless, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever run into a wall while being total sugar high copy this into your profile.
If you think that if girls would rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.
If you've been terrorized by a chicken, copy and paste this into you're profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of it, copy this into your profile.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
Chocolate chip cookies are the best!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!!
98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like chocolate chip cookies.
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, copy this onto your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.
93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.
If you think that Sasuke is a self-absorbed asshole and needs to DIE, put this on your profile.
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You havent played solitaire with real cards in years.
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they dont have a screen name or myspace.
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the tv.
6.) Your boss doesnt even have the ability to do your job.
7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.
11.) & now youre laughing at your stupidity.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did.
If you like to put these types of things in your profile, copy and paste to your profile.
If people give you strange looks all the time, copy this into your profile.
If you ever drunk blood, copy this into your profile.
If you want to hit so many people, by the time you hit them all, you're old, copy this into your profile.
If you hate pink, copy this into your profile.
If you hate people that just wear something just because it's fashion, copy this into your profile.
If you have people you want to trow out of a airplain without a parachute, copy this into your profile.
If you're addicted to chocolate, copy this into your profile.
If you're addicted to fire, copy this into your profile.
If you tryed eating your food with chopsticks, copy this into your profile.
If you found out you can't eat with chopsticks normally, copy this into your profile.
If you have a powerful killer intent and use it all the time, copy this into your profile.
If you like to kill people in a very peanful way, copy this into your profile.
If you think the Gaara dance rocks, copy this into your profile.
If you think Gaara is cute whene he (trys to) kill people, copy this into your profile.
If you are/know a barbie girl, copy this into you profile
If you like songs that are as sick as you, copy this into your profile.
If you have friends who do al this things too, copy this into your profile.
If your room is filled with teddybears, copy this into your profile.
If your room is filled with candles, copy this into your profile.
If your candels burned your teddybears, copy this into your profile.
If you can easely see what stuff is yours by the burn marks on it, copy this into your profile.
If you think Darren Shan rocks, copy this into your profile.
If you think J.K. Rowling rocks, copy this into your profile.
If you read fanfictions at times you're supposed to do your homework, copy this into your profile.
If you think a lot of people rock, but you're the best, copy this into your profile.
If you like dragons, copy this into your profile.
If you think you shoud have world dommination, copy this into your profile.
If you think the bunny should have word dommination, copy this into your profile.
If you want word domination, but don't mind to share it with the bunny, copy this into your profile.
If you're bored enough to read this, copy this into your profile.
If you have multiple personalities, copy this into your profile.
If you don't have a clu who you really are,copy this into your profile.
If you know execly who you are, copy this into your profile.
If you just love to not agree with yourself, copy this into your profile.
If you're a bigger barbarian than Atilla the Hun, copy this into your profile.
If you think the ninja's should win every war agains pirates, copy this into your profile.
If you start a war with your best friend(s) every two days, copy this into your profile.
If you think normal people are so damn weird, copy this into your profile.
If you ever had a dream were you were a Konoha nin, copy this into your profile.
If you read this whole thing to the end, be proud, and copy this into your profile.
Meaning of color and your birthday!!
Don 't cheat, If you are honest, this tells the truth. It's pretty good.
Write your answers on a piece of paper, and NO cheating!, The answers are at the bottom.
1. Which is your favorite color out of: red , black , blue , green , or yellow?
2. Your first initial?
3. Your month of birth?
4. Which color do you like more, black or white?
5. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
6. Your favorite number?
7. Do you like Flying or Driving more?
8. Do you like a lake or the ocean more?
9. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
When you're done, scroll down. (Don't cheat!)
1. If you choose:
Red - You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black - You are conservative and aggressive.
Green - Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue- You are spontaneous and love, kisses and affection from the ones you love.
Yellow - You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.
2. If your initial is:
A-K You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R You try to enjoy your life to the maximum & your love life is soon to blossom.
S-Z You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
3. If you were born in:
Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
April-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.
July-Sep: You will have a great year and will experience a major life-changing experience for the good.
Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.
4. If you chose:
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.
5. This person is your best friend.
6. This is how many close friends you have in your lifetime.
7. If you chose:
Flying: You like adventure.
Driving: You are a laid back person.
8. If you chose:
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your lover and are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
9. This wish will come true only if you re-post this in one hour as "Meaning of color and your birthday!" and it will come true before your next birthday
back. =3 (Had to! My wish is grand! xD)
i got this whole thing from the name below i thought it was funny
"Moving An Inch Is Better Than Not Moving At All, It's An Inch Less Left To Travel" Owen Harper
"I Want To Know What You Know, I Want To Go Where You Go
Ianto, Take A Trip To The End Of Time,
Kiss Your Lips, Grab Your Hips
And Fly..."Captain Jack Harkness
"Dw i'n dy garu cariad" - Ianto Jones
"Save Your Heart For Someone Worth Dying For
I Did And I Sat There As She Died" - Owen Harper
"I Promised Myself That I Would Never Let Myself Fall
I Broke That Promise When You Promised You'd Always Catch Me
You Broke That Promise And I Fell Harder Than Ever" - Toshiko Sato
"For So Many Years Things In My Dreams Were Changing
Your Face Always Stayed The Same
Thank You, Jack, For Always Being There" - Ianto Jones
"And If You Want Or Need To Know
Tosh, You Are My Heart And Soul" - Owen Harper
"Everything About You Is So Easy To Love" - Captain Jack Harkness
"You're Not Wrong, Jack, You Could Never Be More Right" - Ianto Jones
Kαy-Tee...FαmILY - Sαve Youя Heaяt Foя Someoиe Woяth Dyiиg Foя - I Did - αиd I Lost Him - Doи't Mαke My Mistαke
If You Are Torchwood/Doctor Who Obsessed, Copy This Into Your Profile
If You Think Gwen Cooper Should Stick To Her Own Boyfriend/Husband And Leave Ianto's Captain Jack alone, Copy This Into Your Profile
If You Can't Look At A Stopwatch And/Or Hockey Stick Without Having 'Thoughts', Copy This Into Your Profile
If You Go Hyper From Reading/Watching/Talking About Doctor Who/Torchwood, Copy This Into Your Profile
If You Turn Every Conversation You're In To Doctor Who/Torchwood In Some Way, Copy This Into Your Profile
If You've Ever Had A Crush On A Book/TV Character Cough-IantoJones-Cough, Copy This To Your Profile
If You Hear The Voices Of Book/TV Characters Cough-IantoJones-Cough-CaptainJackHarkness-Cough-Doctor-Cough In Your Head, Copy This Into Your Profile
If You Are Obsessed With Torchwood Copy This Into Your Profile
If FanFiction Is To You What Facebook Is To Other People, Copy This Into Your Profile
Geeks Are Smart. Geeks Are Cool. Geeks Make Up Over 70 Percent Of The World's Population, (Or This One's Anyway - I Don't Know What The Percentage Is On Raxacoricofallapatorius). So Geeks Overpower All The Rich And Popular People. If You Are A Geek And Proud Of It, Put This On Your Profile.
Tosh = Geek = Genius = AMAZING
If You Probably Need A Life But Have No Intentions Of Getting One, Put This On Your Profile
If You Think Writers Block Is EVIL, Put This On Your Profile
If You've Ever Seen A Movie Or A TV Show uhum...Clears Throat - Torchwood So Many Times You Can Quote It Word For Word And You Do At Random Times Or When The Moment Seems To Need A Quote, Even When Whoever You Are Qouting It To Doesn't Understand It; Put This On Your Profile
If You've Ever Been So Obsessed With Something Cough-Torchwood-Cough That Now Everyone Is Terrified Of You Cos Of It's Effects, Put This In Your Profile.
sorry had to get this one too. i just love torchwood and doctor who and i have scared away people by talking about it for days at a time:D i got these from
Some thoughts for you . . .
I'm into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual*
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude*
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth*
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive*
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control*
I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer
I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish*
I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress*
I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass
I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant*
I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie*
I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up*
I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention*
I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean
I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic*
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy
I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head
I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries*
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports*
I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time
I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi
I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser*
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals*
I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay*
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life*
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention*
I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too*
I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist*
I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd*
I FROWN a lot, so I MUST have a bad life
I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try
I'm a JEW, so I MUST hate all Germans
I like to listen to HANNAH MONTANA, so I MUST be childish and immature
I am POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet*
I DON'T SHOP AT ABERCROMBIE OR HOLLISTER, so I MUST be poor.*
I've gone to a PRIVATE SCHOOL so I MUST be stuck up and rich
I'm on the COMPUTER a lot so I MUST be a computer geek*
I have LONG BANGS THAT I LEAVE IN MY EYES so I MUST be emo*
I like KIDS MOVIES so I MUST be immiture
I study DIFFRENT RELIGIONS while I don't practice any so I must me indesicive*
Stop stereotypes! Copy this list into your profile and add any more that you can think of. BOLD ones are me.
i couldn't figure out how to remove the bold things so i just added * to the ones that are me
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.
You're a 90's kid if:
You can finish this 'ice ice _'
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
this is this cat
this is is cat
this is how cat
this is to cat
this is keep cat
this is a cat
this is loser cat
this is busy cat
this is for cat
this is forty cat
this is seconds cat
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on.
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair!).
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (well no shit sherlock!)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
On a cup of noodles: "WARNING: product may be hot when ready" (Apparently we use ice cubes to cook noodles nowadays.) (thank you to Epsilon Indi for finding these next few labels)
A newspaper headline read :FIVE MEN DO THE WORST THING EVER. And then there was nothing more on the subject but a picture of a jail. Anyone else curious what the 'worst thing ever' is?
A computer packaging label read "WARNING! Contents are liable to overload. HANLDLE WITH CAUTION!". Don't computers need to be plugged in to overload in the first place?
On a package of sesame seed burger buns: "NOTE: ingesting sesame seeds will not cause sesame plants to grow in your stomach". Do I even need to say ANYTHING after that?
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD
I am the girl ... that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on My Space, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or a regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.
this is from Daelena
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