Alice Uzumaki
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Joined 03-21-10, id: 2297301, Profile Updated: 12-01-14
Author has written 38 stories for Twilight, Avatar: Last Airbender, Hunger Games, Phineas and Ferb, Lion King, iCarly, Naruto, Victorious, Hotel Transylvania, Chronicles of Nick, and Push.

Oh, my gosh, it's been almost two years since I've updated anything. I'm so sorry, but... my occupations on fanfiction have been shifted elsewhere... Oh, man! Um... I don't know how to react to this. Like... dang. I'mma come back, I promise, it's just gonna take a minute. The fact that I addressed this is proof enough... man. Anyway, I love all of you and appreciate the support given. You're all amazing in your own special ways. Please be patient with me, it's gonna take a while to get back into... well, pretty much all of my stories. Still on Hiatus, sadly.

Facts bout me!:

Okay here's some info about me. I love to read but not enough to make me nerdy because I hang out with my BFF's all the time. I text a lot even when I'm not aloud to, and I'm ultra defiant along with all my BFF's. You mess with one you mess with all that's our code. But I also have an attitude and not afraid to use it. I'm not afraid to kick people's (beep) when they mess with me or someone that's in my huge but small circle (contains my Friends, BFF's, and family). But I'll stick up for ya when I feel it's necessary.

Now here's a little something about how I think about some things: racism, and sexism(is that even a word?).

To racists who believe that Jesus is the son of god

I'm going to be honest I think it's idiotic to be racist and still believe Jesus is the son of God. God made Adam and Eve who gave birth to the world(off topic: sexist males need to give birth and find out how tough women really are especially the ones with big heads) of humanity. Then we moved around and our skin color changed. That. Is It! Australians are related to English people, Africans are related to Asians, Mexicans are related to white people, everyone is related by blood through our/their ancestors who just so happened to be Adam and Eve. You know you're dissing your brothers and sisters and cousins everyday because of their skin color, but it's wrong. KKK used to kill and sometimes I bet they still do, people with darker colored skin. It's again wrong and in my and many people's opinions: stupid. It's like being Cain, killing his brother out of hate.

To all the sexists:

Now on to the sexists. I'm a girl and obviously guys don't know we can whoop their (beep)s and are tougher cause we give birth to all of you. and guess what? During the first few months of life you guys are ALL girls in your mama's stomach. So stop that bull (beep). Boys with caring and (beep) whooping mothers know to fear women, especially mad mothers protecting their kids or pregnant women. I'm afraid more of my mom than my dad. I have no idea why.

Girls guys are not all idiots who don't care. They have deep emotions and care about things too. Some guys consider others unlike many think or how much they show it. Now there are guys like that, too many in my opinion, but that isn't the case for everyone.

If you agree copy and paste this on your profile!


Okay, if you haven't noticed I am... low on inspiration for: Twilight Fan Fictions, and my Hungergames Fan Fiction, Avatar: The Last Airbender Fanfictions, and some of the Naruto Fan Fictions. I make no promises on when they get done but I promise they will get done... (eventually) for now please be patient with me. I need a lot of inspiration.

Please enjoy my stories if you haven't read them. I'm apologetic to the fact that I have so many more stories that I have yet to complete. Know that after all are complete (or most) I will be editing my stories so they're better. Including: A Change in the Cullens, Life of Loneliness, Dark Moonlight, Fallin', My New Life as a Wolf, and all the others if they aren't so good. Love you my loyal fans!

From yours truly,


My Twilight Info:

Favorite Male Vampire(s): Jasper, Carlisle, Emmett, and Edward

Favorite Female Vampire(s): Alice, Bella(After turned), Rosalie, Esme

Favorite Werewolves:Seth, Jacob

Favorite Female Werewolves: Leah (for any of you who saw my none thing it changed because of a good story. Shout out to the author of Light in the Darkness. I recommend you all to read. but for younger people DO NOT read past when they get together. I made that mistake... never again.)

Favorite Twilight Book: Breaking Dawn(honestly I can't really choose, but I think Breaking dawn is the best)

Favorite Humans: Emily, Sue, Bella(when human), Charlie

Team(s): Jasper and Seth (they're my main teams. It's not all about Edward and Jacob. I also give support to Teams),Jacob (what I said its not ALL about them) Emmett, Carlisle

Favorite Pairings(For Twilight):

Pretty much anything:

Jasper and Bella(Can you blame me?)

Edward and Bella(not reading as much though)

Carlisle and Bella(mostly father and daughter, but also together)

Jacob and Bella(they would have been cute together)

Emmett and Bella(especially brosis relationship. it's cute)

Too lazy to write down the wolves

Favorite Naruto Pairings:

Jiraiya and Tsunade(Absolute favorite!)

Jiraiya and Naruto(Obviously father and son)

Jiraiya and OC (father and daughter thing)

Naruto and Sakura (they're just like Jiraiya and Tsunade, but still not my fav like them)

Naruto and OC (depending on the character but almost always)

Kiba and Sakura (read a few, loved them)

Kiba and OC (again depends)

Naruto and Hinata (come on, i mean she would die for him!)

Neji and Tenten (they were meant to be)

Shikamaru and Temari

Shikamaru and OC (depends)

Ino and Shino (I honestly think they can be cute together!)

I know there are more(I should know, they're my favorites) but I'm too lazy to list the rest.

Favorite Naruto Characters:

Female: Tsunade because she's the first female Hokage, can kick your ass and get away with it, and she's awesome!

Male: Jiraiya because he can be deep, he's actually a caring man, and he gets his ass handed to him on a gold platter by women he peeps on (priceless! :D)

People that I wish didn't die in Naruto:

Hiruzen Sarutobi,


Asuma Sarutobi,

Kushina Uzumaki,

Minato Namikaze,

Itachi Uchiha

(Not necessarily in that order)

Thangs that I feel for Twilight:

Regular Person: Look at the weather channel.

Twi-hard: Looks to Alice

Regular Person: Says OMG

Twi-hard: Says OMC(Oh My Carlisle for those of you who don't know. They think Carlisle is the closest thing to god so they say OMC. those of you who say Oh My Edward aren't true Twi-hards! but i still love you and it is kind of funny. but... :D [was kidding])

Regular Person: Says whatever to new Twilight book

Twi-hard: Camp out in front of the store for days

Regular Person: Doesn't care about the next Twilight movie coming out

Twi-hard: Looks up when they're the tickets are on sale then camp out.

Regular Person: Goes shopping for cute clothes

Twi-hard: Looks for Alice approved clothes or something that's close.

Regular Person: Love the sun

Twi-hard: Wish for it to rain like it does in Forks

Regular Person: Move anywhere

Twi-hard: Move directly to Forks

Regular person: Marry whoever

Twi-hard: Look for a vampire (or at least someone really close to Edward or their teams)

Note: Anything in () you don't copy and paste. Moving on.

Vampire Name Things

Bella:Falling Over More Flat Surfaces Than You Since 1988

Edward:Knows What You Think Since 1917

Emmett:Funnier Than You Since 1935

Rosalie:Looked At Herself In More Mirrors Than You Since 1933

Alice:Shorter Than You Since The Past

Jasper: Making You Feel Things Since 1863

Carlisle:Smarter Than You Since 1645

Esme: Cares More Than You Since 1921

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile (check)

If you were obsessed with Harry Potter, and then you met Twilight, copy and paste this to your profile.(idk now.)

If you are obsessed with Twilight, and don't care who knows it, copy and paste this to your profile. (checkish)

If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile. (check)

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your (sadly check)

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile (very sadly check)

If you have ever fallen up stairs, copy this onto your profile (thank god not check!)

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile. (i know! check)

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE it's weird. If you agree then copy this into your profile (that's what i've been saying!lol check)

What A Boyfriend SHOULD Do:

When she walks away from you mad,
Follow her.

When she stares at your mouth,
Kiss her.

When she pushes you or hits you,
Grab her and don't let go.

When she starts cussing at you,
Kiss her and tell her you love her.

When she's quiet,
Ask her whats wrong.

When she ignores you,
Give her your attention.

When she pulls away,
Pull her back.

When you see her at her worst,
Tell her she's beautiful.

When you see her start crying,
Just hold her and don't say a word.

When you see her walking,
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind.

When she's scared,
Protect her.

When she lays her head on your shoulder,
Tilt her head up and kiss her.

When she steals your favorite hat,
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night.

When she teases you,
Tease her back and make her laugh.

When she doesn't answer for a long time,
Reassure her that everything is okay.

When she looks at you with doubt,
Back yourself up.

When she says that she likes you,
she really does more than you could understand.

When she grabs at your hands,
Hold hers and play with her fingers.

When she bumps into you,
Bump into her back and make her laugh.

When she tells you a secret,
Keep it safe and untold.

When she looks at you in your eyes,
Don't look away until she does.

When she misses you,
She's hurting inside.

When you break her heart,
The pain never really goes away.

When she says its over,
She still wants you to be hers.

When she repost this bulletin,
She wants you to read it.

Stay on the phone with her,
Even if she's not saying anything.

When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her,
Because 10 years later she'll remember you

At 12:00am on her birthday,
Call her to tell her you love her

Treat her like she's,
All that matters to you.

Tease her and.
Let her tease you back.

Stay up all night,
With her when she's sick.

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show,
Even if you think its stupid.

Give her the world.

Let her wear your clothes.

When she's bored and sad,
Hang out with her and get her mind off of things.

Let her know she's important.

Kiss her in the pouring rain.

When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is:
"Who's butt am I kicking?"

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will:
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.

A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a slut, no one knows she was raped at 13. People call another Guy fat. No one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight . People call an old man ugly. No one knew he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war.People call a women bald but they don't know she has cancer Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. I bet 95% of you won't do it..i did.


Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Now you have two choices

1) repost and show you care

2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart

(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we fucked up … but that shit was fun!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Won't tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when you're not down anymore.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Try to half-ass comfort you when you feel down.
REAL FRIENDS: Grab you by the shoulders, shake you, and say "Bitch, snap out of it!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Always keep your stuff they borrowed in perfect condition.
REAL FRIENDS: Lose your shit and tell you, "My bad ... here's a tissue."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink because they think it's polite.
REAL FRIENDS: Raise an eyebrow and say "Bitch, I'll eat what I want" and are the reason you never have food.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a very embarrassing book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Ask you what you number is.
REAL FRIENDS: Remind you what you number is when you forget.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Have to be reminded not to tell.
REAL FRIENDS: Would willingly go skinny-dipping in a tank of acid before they even consider telling.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will offer to pay when you have a drink.
REAL FRIENDS: Will laugh and say "Pay my ass! You'll pay for mine, bitch!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Don't let friends drive drunk.
REAL FRIENDS: Don't let friends drive drunk alone.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will apologize when you forget lunch money and say that they don't have any left.
REAL FRIENDS: Will say "Sucks for you" and finally cave after a few hours and then say "You owe me for this, you fatass."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will smile and say "Don't worry about me" when they forget their lunch money, even if you didn't offer to pay.
REAL FRIENDS: Will say "Bitch, I'm a fatass and I'm starving, now buy me some damn food."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will automatically tell you you're beautiful when you ask if something makes you look fat.
REAL FRIENDS: Will say "Well no shit, sherlock."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Would tell you not to get a face-lift because you already look perfect.
REAL FRIENDS: Would say "Face-lift? I don't think a fork-lift would help."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Tell you your zits aren't noticeable.
REAL FRIENDS: Say "Damn, girl! That thing is HUGE!!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Laugh with you.
REAL FRIENDS: Laugh at you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Laugh at all your jokes.
REAL FRIENDS: Tell you your jokes suck.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Congratulate you when you get good grades.
REAL FRIENDS: Say "Jeez, you nerd. If you were in stupid classes like me, we'd see each other more."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Encourage you not to skip school.
REAL FRIENDS: Photoshop one of their old doctor's notes and use it to spring you from school.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will glare at the guy who dumps you and say "Forget him. You're too good for him."
REAL FRIENDS: Kick the guy's ass and threaten to castrate him with a spork if he comes within five miles of you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Crush on your older brother whom you absolutely despise.
REAL FRIENDS: Hate you older brother as much as you do and give him the nick-name "Faggot".

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost this.

I think I'm somewhere in the middle, but I hope one day I'll be a real friend for someone ;)

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it


I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

I almost cried when I read this. Please help stop homophobia, it's wrong! D:

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If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

People tell us that nobody is like us because we're all unique. They're wrong. If everyone ELSE is unique too, than no one is.

95% of teens would cry if they saw Justin Beiber at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are part of the 5% that would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell "DO A FLIP".


If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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If you could read that put it in your profile!


For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.(my cuz... sorry had to say!)
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals (very [super {mega}]rarely only when im too lazy and thats not often)
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.(ew so not true)
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.(not a poser)
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy(on my moms dads moms side!)
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude (come on guys im not old!)
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. (my choice)
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. (i have homo friends)
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up. (well...)
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black (this is so one of my friends but she knows she's white)
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (no one is like anybody)
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.(offended)
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon (well...)
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.(idk if I do exactly)
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.(writing only)
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. (only if it's one of those days)
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (which I am crazy)
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.(only when on my bad side)
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.(not that much grease. I need my hair to be naturally greasy or it'll be horrid and I have good hygiene ty very much... but still)
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.(alright I am defensive... sue me [please don't])
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse(Lies! All lies! [lol] i've never ridin a horse and neither has my cuzins)
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. (I'm an only child w/ 1 half sister that doesn't live with me)
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.(no comment)
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.(so not true. but if you look below i am a writer [and young above])
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. (well sort of... depends)
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.(eh... only if it's mine.)
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE (and how can't pepole not like Yaoi or Yuri?)
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy(i'm so not a hippy and i found out what it is... you don't want to know)
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.(i don't do that. i just chat on yahoo with family and friends)
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion(I am though)
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. ( a little. but not that much)
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.(i have plenty of friends thank you very much!)
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (question: who doesn't?)
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED(wow)
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish (well not the comics part)
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. (for a female i am anyways)
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t have a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. (not a lesbian)
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I COPY and PASTE a lot, so I MUST be a wanna be.

Add your own to the chain!

I think people should read this if they HATE child abusing. If you HATE child abusing like me copy and paste this to your profile.

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

Dance like no one is watching.

Love like you've never been hurt.

Sing like no one is listening.

Live like it's heaven on earth.

Work like you don't need the money.

Speak like you've never been heard.

Listen like the voice is a melody.

Write like you just found the words.

Look me in the eyes and tell me what you see

The best books in the world are the ones that make sense to you and only you.

I went to a party Mom…..

I went to a party,

And remembered what you said.

You told me not to drink, Mom,

So I had a sprite instead.

I felt proud of myself,

The way you said I would.

that I didn't drink and drive,

though some friends said I should.

I made a healthy choice,

And your advice to me was right.

The party finally ended,

and the kids drove out of sight.

I got into my car,

Sure to get home in one piece.

I never knew what was coming, Mom,

something I expected least.

Now I'm lying on the pavement,

And I hear the policeman say,

the kid that caused this wreck ws drunk,

Mom, his voice seems far away.

My own blood's all around me,

As I try hard not to cry.

I can hear the paramedic say,

this girl is going to die.

I'm sure the guy had no idea,

While he was flying high.

Because he chose to drink and drive,

now I have to die.

So why do people do it Mom

Knowing it ruins lives?

And now the pain is cutting me,

like a hundred stabbing knives.

Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom

Tell daddy to be brave.

And when i go to heaven,

Put "Mommy's Girl" on my grave.

Someone should have taught him,

That it's wrong to drink and drive.

Maybe if his parents had,
I'd still be alive.

My breath is getting shorter,

Mom I'm getting really scared

These are my final moments,

and I'm so unprepared.

I wish that you could hold me Mom,

As I lie here and die.

I wish that I could say, "I Love you, Mom!"

So I love you adn good-bye

MADD (Mothers Against Drunk Drivers)

If you believe you have a choice to live or die, than don’t drink and drive! You might just ruin someone else’s life including family and friends or you ruined your own Life! Don’t Drink and Drive!!

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"

You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.

You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.

You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.

You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.

Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"

You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the play place.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.

Before the My Space frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .

Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.

When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walk mans.
When game boy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future

When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

Summaries to Upcoming Stories

Darkness of the Warrior- Newborns are after Bella and they come to Forks. Raven is willing to protect her. But what happens when the ultimate traitor comes to kill Raven and everything she holds dear? And what happens when some people that take Raven to join their family? Raven reveals her Dark Warrior that even she knew nothing about and Jasper soon shows his as well when Leo is taken after his promise to keep him safe. Will he save Raven's nephew from the enemies clutches or will he die before Jasper can even begin to think of where he is? R&R

Shining Light- The wedding is over, Bella and Edward are off on they're honeymoon. How can life get worse when your sister is about to be with you for eternity and you have your mate? Well having your sister die in front of you does the trick. Renesmee is born and everything is perfect until the Voltori come for her. But with the secret of her kind still in hand will she choose to keep it for her kinds survival or risk them to save Renesmee, her dear niece? R&R

Mysterious Woman- Someone new comes to Konoha and claims the hearts of every (main character) male in the village, even Sasuke's. Though, no male's love for her is different, they're in love with her. She can make herself the ages between twelve and fifty. Is she going to make the entire village apart or somehow bring it together? Tsunade's Hokage and Sasuke hadn't left. (Should be coming... well IDK, it'll come)

This is the sweetest thing I've ever heard:

Adoption is when the baby doesn't grow in a mama's stomach, but in her heart.

If you think this is the sweetest thing you've ever heard and/or you cried after reading it, copy and paste this on your profile.

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More Than Human by aaary reviews
Isabella has the sparkle, the speed, and the unimaginable beauty, but she's not a vampire. Will problems arise when she decides to run away to a little town named Forks after a little accident? / Author Note: A revision of this story is scheduled in a few months.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,289 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 3/30/2016 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Bella, Edward
I Changed Him by 0.0-MIDNIGHTROSE-0.0 reviews
Bella is still trying to get over Edward, and now with the lost of her best friend Bella travels to La Push to get him back. She slaps a werewolf in the face and brings forth the wrath of the imprint. A story with a lot of twists, turns, and unyielding passion. Paul is an obnoxious jerk, I changed him? Impossible.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 91,003 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 1,090 - Follows: 802 - Updated: 4/3/2014 - Published: 12/26/2011 - [Bella, Paul] - Complete
Christmas Adventure by Proud to be reviews
Growing up had never been in Eloise Bennett's plans, but it was inevitable. She is spending Christmas with her brother and his family that want nothing more then for her to grow up. How can she when she finds an Elf under the tree on Christmas day? How can she get the elf back to the north pole? And why is Santa Russian? How can she even think Santa's cute? Wait...what? NorthxOc
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 54 - Words: 64,127 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 9/24/2013 - Published: 12/6/2012 - [North, OC] Jamie - Complete
Warrior by WerewolvesRock86 reviews
Bella is a... she goes to live with Charlie to befriend the cullens and the pack and sometime she has a little attitude but is still a sweet girl haha yeah righ give it a try please 1st story ExB Thanks same storie diffrent summary. Sorry for the terrible grammar I have hopefully gotten better on my other profile, Hadesgirl1. :) Go check it out.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 23,651 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Final Words by Edger230 reviews
After finally letting out his emotions for Mr. Crepsley's death, Darren receives a visit from a friend. Summary sucks but the story is better. My first Cirque Du Freak fic! Warning! Contains spoilers! Now has a Part 2!
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,314 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 7/1/2013 - Darren Shan, Mr. Crepsley - Complete
My Pereche by ggf83 reviews
The stories always said that some bonds are stronger than that of a mate. Jasper thinks this is just a myth until he meets his own 'sufletul pereche' and has to accept he is destined for Bella, not Alice. Sometimes you can't fight what is destined to be, even if your life is already perfect. Jasper/Bella, but no Alice-hate! AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 64,992 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 970 - Follows: 590 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 11/15/2011 - [Jasper, Bella] - Complete
Mated Forever by emosniperwolf reviews
Bella learns hours after Edward tried to dump her that she is mated to Jasper. She's not sure how she's going to deal with it, but she does know that she is gonna be with him. Pairing: J/B, E/R, C/Es, Ed/A R&R please! rated M for lemons & mentions of rape
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 37 - Words: 38,417 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 7/3/2013 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Of Broken Arms and Super Ninja by Ranowa Hikura reviews
Kakashi's first injury wasn't on a mission- not that Sakumo knows that. And now, Kakashi wants to play with Jiraiya. If only his puppy dog eyes weren't so good... Kid!Kakashi, Jiraiya, and Minato (who somehow worked his way in here) fluff. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,996 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 63 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Minato N. - Complete
Fang It Up! by Joi of my life reviews
Raven and Ty have been friends for a long time. They like each other a lot, but Raven has a dark secret. Can their undieing love provail when he finds out that she is a creature of the night? The sequel to this story, War It Up is up! Read and Review!
Shake It Up! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,690 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Ty B., OC - Complete
The Accursed Brothers by Anime Enthusiast reviews
Orochimaru decides to brand Naruto as well with the cursed seal. However, Kyuubi does not appreciate people interfering and uses its power to adapt the cursed seal so as to eliminate the snake's interference. In the end, Orochimaru's new decision ends up giving Naruto the means to become a legend. The best part is that he won't be doing things alone. Not Yaoi!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 85,836 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 2,004 - Follows: 1,539 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Trust Issues by Lord Mendasuit reviews
In which Uzumaki Naruto believes he can no longer trust the Sandaime Hokage, for the man has been lying to him his entire life, whereupon Sarutobi decides to try and prove him wrong.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,016 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S. - Complete
In which Tooth isn't quite sure how she feels by Snow Tigra reviews
Toothiana isn't sure how to feel about North, but she can't stop thinking about him. Title: In which Tooth isn't quite sure how she feels... Author: Snow Tigra Pairing: ChristmasCookie (NorthxToothiana) Series: Rise of the Guardians Rating: PG
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/25/2013 - North, Tooth - Complete
My Beautiful Rescue by ry123red reviews
After finding out that Edward and Alice were unfaithful, the Cullen's will never be the same. Heartbroken, Jasper & Bella each turn to the one person they can depend on...each other. Can two people learn to move on in the midst of a war? Bella/Jasper version of Breaking Dawn. SEQUEL POSTED! Slowly being edited/revised...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 88,428 - Reviews: 2364 - Favs: 2,278 - Follows: 1,575 - Updated: 3/5/2013 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Winter Wonderland by KiyoshiMichi reviews
Jack is feeling depressed over his less-than-ideal "family" in the Guardians and North has taken notice. He is none too pleased.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,452 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 33 - Published: 2/5/2013 - North, Jack Frost - Complete
Cats and Dogs by Sanity and Katlin reviews
Bella's lived in Forks her whole life. On her 17th birthday her world changes. Edward leaves both her and his family, and she finds out some interesting things about herself and the Quileute boys. Rating subject to change. UP FOR ADOPTION
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,564 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 1/25/2013 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Bella, Seth
Excuses by sweetsheart reviews
Jiraiya and Orochimaru have decided it's entirely unfair that, one week out of the month, Tsunade gets to do light training while they have to work themselves to the bone – so they decide it's best to investigate. Young!Sannin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,773 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Jiraiya, Orochimaru - Complete
Blue eyed Vampire by Seraluna Reality reviews
(OFFICIAL TRAILER INSIDE!) I ran because I want to help not destroy, I ran fast because I am the only hybrid vampire, I ran very fast to see Edward. I will be forced to make the ultimate decision, I will be fated to choose between good or evil. Life and death lies in my hands.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 54,676 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Human Elemental by WhiteWolfLegend reviews
Three years have passed and things have changed a lot for Bella... After all she's not just a human... So what happens on the date of her 21st things change when someone brings a certain cowboy back in her life? JXB PXCh Ra:M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 81,931 - Reviews: 1445 - Favs: 2,094 - Follows: 1,114 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 8/3/2010 - [Bella, Jasper] [Charlotte, Peter] - Complete
My Emmie by dazzleme787 reviews
Bella is raised by her big bro Emmett, who protects her from their abusive father. What happens when he goes missing 3 days before her birthday? how will he react when they meet 100 yrs later? Where does Jasper fit in? BXJ AXE EXEM CXES...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,065 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Bella, Emmett
Finding You by dazzleme787 reviews
Bella Whitlock, daughter of Major Jasper Whitlock, was raised by her Nana til shes turned at 17 by her now 'cousin' Angela. Reunited in forks 148 yrs later wen Bella an Angie deiced to settle 4 a bit. BETTER SUMMARY INSIDE! EmxB ExAn JxA RxOC-RATED T 4Now
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,479 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Bella, Emmett
Apologies and Forgiveness by Surreptitious Chi X reviews
Kakashi never expected Jiraiya to come back.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Kakashi H., Jiraiya - Complete
Misfortune of a mind reader by Noir d'Encre reviews
Serie of one-shots focusing on the ups and downs of mindreading. Hearing the thoughts of others can lead to many unusual, funny or embarrassing situations. Presents all the Cullens, and many family moments. Canon.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,896 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Alice, Carlisle, Edward, Emmett - Complete
Uchiha Obito, Ghost! by Namikaze Artemis reviews
When Obito died, he expected to go to some afterlife of some sort. What he did not expect was to become a ghost and get roped into helping along his sensei's son, Uzumaki Naruto. [now non-canon]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 232,703 - Reviews: 2798 - Favs: 2,806 - Follows: 1,888 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Naruto U., Obito U. - Complete
Because It's My Birthday by Paradise-san786 reviews
It's the 10th October and Naruto spirits are low. The villagers finally get their hands on the demon vessel. Sasuke and Sakura are shocked at what they find, Kakashi and Tsunade are being secretive and Iruka and Jiraiya are worried. Can they all deal with the aftermath and help Naruto? R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,739 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 910 - Follows: 296 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Naruto U., Team Seven - Complete
Immortal Surprise by kage234 reviews
After the Cullens leave Bella gets a rude awakening. She's gonna live forever but she's not a vampire .What the heck is going on? A/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,391 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 764 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Bella, Alice
Unknown Strings to Tie by Sun N Air reviews
I could feel the cool radiating of his lips; and then, before our lips met, I felt Carlisle softly murmur against my lips "I love you".
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 28 - Words: 36,315 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
The Legend of the White Wolf by WhiteWolfLegend reviews
When Bella was little she was told that she was a special kind of shapeshifter, one who is destinied and one who can shift into any animal she likes, what happenes after the Cullen's leave she starts to phase again and imprints on sam? SamXBella R:T R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 51 - Words: 88,638 - Reviews: 1181 - Favs: 2,081 - Follows: 1,014 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 10/17/2009 - [Sam, Bella] - Complete
Good At It by Svaler reviews
When teenager Bella gets sicker and sicker because of an ED, which people mock her with, she gets desparate. She barely eats. She sports frantically. She takes pills, but how long will it take for her body to give up on her? AU. *Banner on profile page.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 255,671 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Every Little Bit Helps by S.N. Doucette reviews
A message from the future brings Jiraiya and Iruka into Naruto's life earlier. Now Jiraiya is strapped with a little kid and a stubborn moral compass that can't stop bringing in strays.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 41,604 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 719 - Follows: 747 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Iruka U., Jiraiya
It's Never Over by SpenceSince1993 reviews
Isabella Swan is a three thousand year old vampire/werewolf. She is out on a hunt when she gets corned by the Cullen's and the La Push pack. What will happened and what happens when the Volturi come to kill the pack? Characters may be OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 53,520 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Bella, Edward
Classic Cullen Moments by Sarahgotbored reviews
(Discontinued. Only reason this hasn't been deleted is because I'm a sentimental freak and like to look back on things I wrote when I was 13. Quite frankly it's awful, Stay away!)
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 58 - Words: 52,818 - Reviews: 1316 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Complete
Firefighter by fairyrobot reviews
It has been eleven months since Edward left Bella and in that time she has become a firefighter battiling some of the most dangerous fires in Bend, Orgeon. But when Bella ends up dying in the hospital, can Edward save her? EXB rated T just in case.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 22 - Words: 15,762 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 11/22/2011 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
Story of The Hall of Perta Vin Grahl by velonicaSushi reviews
Based on the scene where Darren takes a bath with Crepsley. Genderbent!Darren.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,061 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Mr. Crepsley, Darren Shan - Complete
Human Blood Issues by velonicaSushi reviews
Darren refuses to drink human blood. What would Crepsley do to save his assistant? FEM!Darren. And I'm lazy to change Darren's name into a female one, so bear with me..
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,564 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Darren Shan, Mr. Crepsley - Complete
Mars by Wisdomlistens reviews
I couldn't resist-I hoped on the back, wrapped my arms around his waist, and we took off. "Hold on!" he called from the front. I was already clinging to him to him for dear life but I held on tighter, the sound of the wind loud in my ears.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,952 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Jacob
Bored of Eternity by xx-twilight7-xx reviews
The Cullens, including Bella, are bored out of their minds. There are too many random things to describe. How much fun can you get up to with the Wii, toothbrushes, llamas, evil Jasper, fake blood and much more? Canon Pairings. Extreme OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 48 - Words: 115,332 - Reviews: 1045 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 10/6/2011 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Complete
Kida Makes a Club, and Silliness Ensues by Nearlover7 reviews
Title says all! FLUFF! DON'T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY! KidaXSkitsy OC T because Kida's a perv!
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Masaomi K.
The Blowing by phantomphan2000 reviews
When the legend of the wind comes to life, Carly, Sam, and Freddie are stuck in a whirlwind of trouble. Literally. Will they have time to find a way out, or will they be lost forever in the storm?
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Sam P. - Complete
Ninja of a Modern Era by SoccerManiac reviews
American-born ninja Bella Swan is her clan's best fighter and tactician. But when a battle goes wrong, her mother sends her back to the states to live. But she can't live as a normal girl, and it doesn't help when she meets the inhuman Cullens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 91,569 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lost and Found by 19-twilight-fan-93 reviews
When Charlie moves to La Push with Sue, Bella is welcome into the Cullen house wih open arms. What happens when there is a box found while cleaning out Bella's room? Cannon Pairings. Cullens - Vampires Bella - Human
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,554 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Seven Days by Turtlerose555 reviews
Huey and Riley switch places for one week to see which brother has the harder life. Huey learns what it's like to feel the adrenalin rush, while Riley learns what it truly means to be in love. Rated T for Language. THE FINAL CHAPTER HAS BEEN POSTED!
Boondocks - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,165 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Huey F., Riley F. - Complete
Forgotten by You May Call Me reviews
Bella is a vampire. She was "born" the same year as Carlisle. What will happen when Bella comes to Forks? What if the new vampire changes the Cullen's lives forever. But will she be a ally or enemy? What lurks beneath her pretty face? Who will she let in?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 41 - Words: 149,986 - Reviews: 870 - Favs: 907 - Follows: 615 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Chronicles of Ba Sing Se High by devilindistress reviews
The teenagers from Avatar go to highschool and discover who they really are. In doing so, they must overcome distractions and obstacles and they must learn to see what is truly important. AU sort of . Pairings: Zutara, Taang, Jetzula, Sukka, Ty Laru
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 86,940 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Complete
Leah's Imprint by Torchwood-Babe reviews
The volturi want to kidnap Carlisle and make him join them again,Seth has turned into his personal bodyguard and Leah is acting oddly. Rubish summary but the story is better.Esme in later chapters.Set after Breaking Dawn.Rated T for safety. Complete!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 49 - Words: 15,882 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Carlisle, Leah - Complete
Ten Ways To Annoy Oliver by IndelibleQuill reviews
If you love seeing Oliver getting annoyed then you'll like this story.Sorry if summary is lame.This kind of stories doesn't have any summary, after all.The title is the summary itself.
Morganville Vampires - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Oliver - Complete
An Interesting Day in Morganville by luvmorganville reviews
What happens in Morganville when no one is trying to destroy it? What does Oliver do? Myrnin? Amelie? Read to find out! Read for laughs:D
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/27/2011 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Oliver, Myrnin - Complete
Golden Eyes by i.write.fanfics reviews
What if Carlisle had a daughter biologically-Bella. Many years ago, when he turned into a vampire, he left them because he was afraid that he will be tempted by the scent of their blood. When he comes back after a few years, his heart was broken by the news that his wife had died and his daughter was missing and presumed to be dead. She's not.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
To Me You Are by Soozen reviews
Smellerbee is upset that everyone constantly mistakes her for a boy. Longshot convinces her it doesn't matter.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,189 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Smellerbee, Longshot - Complete
Broken by You May Call Me reviews
Bella is broken after Edward leaves her. After seeing an old ally, she is forced to leave Forks. She gets changed into the thing she wanted most. But now that she finally is back home, will she forgive the people who hurt her most? AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 53,011 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Bella, Edward
Time Will Only Tell by HillywoodIsLife reviews
Five months after her 18th b-day Bella gets changed by Victoria. They become best friends and Bella gets a new mate. They move back to Forks. When Bella sees a familiar face what happens? What does this familiar face think of Bellas new mate?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,892 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Bella, Demetri
Feel Good Drag by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Bella is one of the top street racers in Arizona. But when a recent race ends up in a police chase, Renee sends her to live with Charlie in Forks. What happens happens when she discovers an underground racing site, and meets new friends? SUMMARY INSIDE AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 41,450 - Reviews: 1281 - Favs: 783 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Save Me Jasper by Rasputin2099 reviews
When Bella moves in with Charlie things start out OK but when she informs Charlie of her interaction with one Jasper Cullen he becomes abusive and threatens Bella, saying it is to protect her but really it's ruining her life. Can Jasper save her from him?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,415 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
I'm Right Here Darling by CompleteFictionFanatic reviews
Edward gets too protective and does not allow Bella to even speak to Jacob and makes her stay away from some of his own family members. But what happens when Bella finds someone who is willing to stand up for her and that Edward may not be the one at all?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 65,891 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
The Black Dahlia Huntress by Sea of Topaz reviews
Bella has a bro Emmett. He's 13 yr older & lives with Charlie. When Bellas 7 he & friends go hiking and are never seen again. Bella happens upon events that lead her to a strange meeting with several familiar faces. Bella's a little more than human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,123 - Reviews: 958 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Only Exception by caballeracullen reviews
21 year old Bella Swan struggles to cope with her past and puts all her energy into baking which is her passion.On a trip to the market she runs into 23 year old Pre-Med student edward cullen they click but things take a drastic turn for the worse!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,072 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Bella, Edward
Growing Up a Cullen by h2ocatluvr33 reviews
3 year old Bella Swan has lost her parents in a vampire attack. The Cullen's have taken her in where she will live with them. Little do they know her parents killer is close by, watching little Bella's steps. Please review! This is my first fanfic
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 36,269 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
I started over, you just had to come and ruin it by Roobz reviews
Set after Jacob tells Bella he can't be friends with her in new moon. Bella has to get away from forks so she moves to a new city a new school and meets some new friends who have a secret too. its all fine until... please read it im crap at summaries :D x
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,706 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/10/2010 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Bella
Cold An Edward and Bella VAMPIRE story by SoUnseelie reviews
When a beach trip goes wrong fifteen yr old Bella Swan is turned into a vampire By Carlisle cullen. Only problem is getting along with her new family and dealing with the not so fun vamp world.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,780 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/7/2010 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Bella, Edward
Buried Alive by Rath101 reviews
James turned Bella at the Ballet studio. Unfortunently, her heartbeat was to soft to be heard by a vampire and the agony of the change stopped her from moving and communication and Edward goes to the Volturi and gets himself killed. JasperxBella
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 58 - Words: 71,018 - Reviews: 1173 - Favs: 836 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
THE LAST DRAGONS by fairyrobot reviews
Bella s family has been keeping a secret from her for years. This secret involves vampires and dragons.Oh and did i mention When Bella and the Cullen s find out will Bella and Edward make it out alive? Just read the first chap. BXE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 8,468 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Bella, Edward
Thristy For Your Love by Angel of the day reviews
Everything was perfect in their respective little worlds. Bella had the intriguing mystery that was Edward Cullen, and Carlisle had a loving wife and family. But, when their two worlds collide, they find something that not even Alice saw coming.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 76,443 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Carlisle, Bella - Complete
Life's Miracles by Endless Questions reviews
Sequel to Reversal. A witch tells the Cullens that it is possible for vampires to have children. Now it is time for Bella and Emmett to decide what they want from their life together and what this new development might mean for them and the whole family. ON HIATUS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,750 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Bella, Emmett
A New Love, A New Life by Vampgrl1 reviews
When Sam found Bella in the woods after Edward left in New Moon, he took her to Jacob's instead of Charlie’s. Then Jacob imprinted on her. How will Bella react? Will she love again? Probably rated T.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,396 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Bella, Jacob
Triangle by LuckyCharmed97 reviews
Jasper had spend all these years alone. When he found Alice, he thought his loneliness was over. But Edward took her away. And now, Bella came to his life. But before everything become a fairy tale, he found out he's about to compete his brother again.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 14,321 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Awakening Of The Heart by Roobz reviews
Edward left, bella was adopted into another family of vampires like the cullens they go to a high school and the cullens show up as new students? Will Edward recognise bella? FIND OUT INSIDE crap at summarys please R R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,284 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Bella, Edward
Nala's Brother: Return to Priderock by Sandan1992 reviews
Alex returns to Priderock, just in time for the events of the second movie. Sequel to Nala's Brother.
Lion King - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,915 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Nala, Kiara - Complete
Naruto Drabbles Series by kimbo-smarties reviews
A series of drabbles that take a severe "what-if" look on the Naruto fandom. What if the Uchiha massacre never happened? What if Minato and Kushina lived? What if Sakura was Tsunade and Jiraiya's daughter? AU SasuSaku NaruHina JirTsu MinaKush KakaRin
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 13,610 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
White Wolf by My Dark Magic reviews
COMPLETE: I don't know how it happened, and I don't know why. One second I was Bella and now I'm something horrible...something terrible...something white.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 41,643 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Sun and Moon by bunniesnfish reviews
Sequel to Fire and Ice. Katara and Zuko struggle with their feelings for one another in a world ravaged by war. Is there a chance for peace, or will the war rage on, destroying Katara and Zuko from the inside out?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 52,481 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Change Heartache Into Courage by Pixiestick-cc reviews
The battle with Victoria and her Newborns resulted in the death of two vampires of the Cullen clan. Can those left behind ever find solace again? Jasper/Bella pairing. A slow build, but well worth the wait! Rated T/Soft M. Sparkle Award Winner. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 143,027 - Reviews: 1504 - Favs: 939 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
The Cullens watch : THE RING by AvrilSays reviews
The Cullens watch The Ring, and are scared out of their wits. Alice and Bella decide to play a little prank on them... COMPLETE! SEQUEL UP!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,099 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/14/2010 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Complete
The Starlight by AvrilSays reviews
The vampire Celina looked down at the paper. She read the prophecy she had written, and smiled sadly. "Good luck, Starlight," she said softly, "your life will not be easy." And she wrote at the top, 'Isabella Swan, the Fifth.' TEMPORARY HIATUS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,644 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/14/2010 - Published: 3/20/2009
Truth or Dare with the Cullens by AvrilSays reviews
Truth or Dare with the Cullens. My very first humor which Alice's clothes get ripped up, Rosalie's car is painted hot pink with neon green stripes, and Bella is the evil genius. Extremely OOC. R&R please. HIATUS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,093 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 5/14/2010 - Published: 12/30/2008
Full Circle Book I: Beginning by reviews
My name is Robin Forbes. A year ago I fell into Breaking Dawn, where I was imprinted upon by Seth Clearwater and became best friends with Isabella Cullen. My life is close to perfect. - Part one of my continuation from the Twilight saga. Post B.D. R&R :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Seth, Bella
Untitled: Because No One Cares by Justagirl28 reviews
... My heart sank into my stomach. What kind of cruel joke was this? I have finally imprinted, only to find his heart would never be mine, he was taken.. . Chapter 24 extended slightly. . .sorry I am grammatically challenged lol!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 113,352 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Leah, Nahuel - Complete
Hush by n00b-masta2112 reviews
"I know what she’s going through. The nightmares. I’ve suffered through enough lonely nights to know she needs someone here to help her face them." Haymitch/Katniss
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Katniss E., Haymitch A. - Complete
A Light in the Darkness by SweetT129 reviews
The battle with Victoria and the newborns takes a tragic turn and five lives are lost. This is the story of how Bella and the other survivors learn how to live and love again.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 46 - Words: 145,757 - Reviews: 1492 - Favs: 1,579 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Lions, Tigers, and Wolves by amalin06 reviews
What if Bella's family had some secret legends too? What if there was more than one kind of shapeshifter? What if there was more than one treaty with the Quileutes? The Cullens never expected Forks to be so mythical as it will become....rated T for now.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,662 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 1/14/2010 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Bella, Paul
His Compassion by SpellboundMuggle reviews
When Edward leaves Bella is stuck with a difficult decision. Bella's reliability on Carlisle becomes far too dependent and she soon finds another secret she should have known from the beginning. Will Carlisle's compassion hold?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,372 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 1/14/2010 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Annoyance by NinetailedPanther reviews
Darren Shan is always finding new ways to annoy Larten, slight yaoi :3 R&R plz!
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Darren Shan, Mr. Crepsley - Complete
Dawning Light by AudreyGrace reviews
Charlotte lives a normal life until her parents are killed by a wild animal. She herself had been attacked by a wild wolf the same night.When she discovers that she has been changed in some way, her aunt moves them to La Push Washington.REAL WEREWOLVES OC
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,023 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Alec
Creature Of the Night by XxMidnightMoonxX reviews
The Pack finds out that Bella is a wolf, and that she is the alpha of them all. who she imprints on may change he life forever and what happens when the Cullen's come back...with there be peace or with she attack the ones who broke her.OOC Bella/? J/? P/
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,368 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Bella
Not all Wounds are Healed by Time by irishgirl686 reviews
So, this takes place after Edward says his goodbye in New Moon. He allows one other person to see Bella before the Cullens leave, and it's Carlisle. Story continues from there. enjoy and review.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 79,533 - Reviews: 2250 - Favs: 1,635 - Follows: 996 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Ramen by orange.tofu reviews
Naruto is addicted to ramen. It's not that hard to figure out. Naruto is also smart. Now that's a bit difficult to see. Drabble.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Escapade by Brown.eyes.and.bushy.tales reviews
When Alice and Edward committ the ultimate act of adultery, who is left to pick up the shattered remains of Jasper and Bella's souls? main pairing is non-cannon
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 56,132 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 11/21/2009 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
SillyGoRound by The Seventh L reviews
It's hard to take the Legendary Sannin seriously when he's drunkenly peeking into ladies' bath houses. Sai investigates. // There is no excuse for this story. Crackfic. //
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Sai, Jiraiya - Complete
Delayed Changed by Mrs. Hale Jasper's Wife reviews
What if when Edward sucked James venom out he left a little bit in Bella's blood. What if the effects of the transformation were only delayed? Story told in Bella's POV. Set post Twilight, pre New Moon. I do NOT own Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,793 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 9/9/2009 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Bella - Complete
The Blind Beauty and the Beast by emosniperwolf reviews
Bella lost her eyesight at the age of three. she's now 17 living with her uncle and aunt in forks. she meets some interesting people on the first day of her junior year. AH/AU pairings C/ES, EM/A, ED/R, J/B this was adopted by Edward and Bella rule x
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Bella, Jasper
The Cullens watch: CHILD'S PLAY by AvrilSays reviews
Sequel to The Cullens watch: THE RING. Emmett chooses yet another 'AWESOME' movie to watch on Movie Night. Rose, Alice and Bella, with the help of Bella's cousin Sarah, prank the boys and Esme yet again. Chaos ensues. DISCONTINUED/TO BE REWRITTEN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 3/22/2009
Drivin' Me Insane by JadedGothButterfly reviews
'Does any man have the tenacity to fall in love with someone like me', she wonders to herself. Little does she know, another wonders the same. Both have, yet, to figure that out in ways they could not have imagined possible.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,927 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Hinata H., Jiraiya - Complete
Caught Up In Between by teaandtumblr reviews
Set before time-skip. Naruto feels abandoned after Jiraiya refuses to watch him train and falls victim to Kyuubi's taunting. Finding Naruto injured, Jiraiya realises the mistakes he's made. Not-yaoi. Parental!JiraNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,339 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 51 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Naruto U., Jiraiya - Complete
Mother's Love by Dendraica reviews
It's Mother's Day in Kuzco's kingdom and the poor boy is determined not to think about it. Tempers flare and doomsday devices explode when Kuzco's friends suggest he should honor at least one of the mother-figures in his life.
Emperor's New Groove - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,198 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Complete
Twins by amalin06 reviews
Bella has a sister she never knew about.They carry a special bond and have unique powers.What's the real reason she can't stay away from La Push?Can she find love after Edward leaves? Will he still love her? What is so special about Bella and her sister?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,257 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Bella, Paul - Complete
Void by EdwardFangJasperEmmettIggysigh reviews
Edward left Bella. Yeah, we all know that. But what would happen if an unexpected visitor came to see Bella one night? Is there love in the air? BEmmett Chptr. 22! This story is finished but I add the occasional one shot! Read and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 31,635 - Reviews: 730 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 6/21/2007 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Silence by AnGeLofIcE1 reviews
Kakashi always wakes up to silence. Can a certain girl with white eyes change that? KakaHinaish fic for the crack lover in you... Chapter Three Up! END! AUTHOR HAS BEEN WATCHING TOO MUCH KOREAN DRAMA!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,165 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/25/2006 - Published: 12/21/2005 - Kakashi H., Hinata H. - Complete
They Will Never Know by uozlulu reviews
They told the father and mother lies to use their son. A Jiraiya, Naruto, and Tsunade crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/5/2005 - Jiraiya, Tsunade S. - Complete
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How the Malachai Fell in Love with the Human reviews
This is how I think Cherise and Adarian's story went to make him so protective of her. A Malachai's supposed to be pure evil, right? Then why does this one human make him feel different? Like he can be normal an free. What's this warmth in him every time she's around? Is that... love? Rated T Because I am REALLY paranoid.
Chronicles of Nick - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/15/2014 - Published: 7/31/2013
Broken Bonds reviews
What if Kakashi had a younger brother? What if that younger brother was Kabuto? What if after a while Kabuto starts acting strange and Kakashi wants to get to the bottom of it? What happens to their bond when he finds out? RATED T for future domestic violence.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 16,597 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/19/2013 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Kabuto Y., Kakashi H. - Complete
The One Who Got Away reviews
Tsunade's sitting in the rain thinking of how she wants things to be. What if her fantasy came true, but in a different way? Rated T for language and TMI aka suggestive themes I don't do lemons .
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 15,676 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Tsunade S., Jiraiya
The Hunt reviews
Simba and Singo are born on the same day but Singo must protect the prince and his future mate with his life. When a lioness cub comes along what will change in the future? How will things change from the movie with Singo around? R&R please.
Lion King - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,429 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/12/2013 - Published: 10/17/2011
Broken Bonds: Different Path reviews
Fan fiction of my fanfiction: Broken Bonds. What if instead of Obito dying, what if Kakashi died? Will that make any difference in the Naruto series, or will everything stay the same with or without Kakashi? UP FOR ADOPTION!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,416 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Kabuto Y., Rin, Minato N., Obito U. - Complete
Rise of the Leaf reviews
Before Asami Maki enters the Naruto story, we must learn how it all began.Tamotsu Maki, a woman with a man's name, must go through much before she becomes a secret first a citizen she is captured by the Uchiha clan and learns how to be a ninja. Soon after she is captured by the Senju clan.Is she the bridge between the two clans or is she the one that gets in the way? R&R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,207 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/6/2013 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Madara U., Hashirama S., OC
From Heart to Heartless reviews
When someone trusts you with their life you'll do anything to not break that trust, but what if anything's going to hurt the person that gives you their trust, but you don't know it? Quick three-shot, probably not good or accurate (like many of my stories), but I hope you enjoy it anyway. R&R please!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,224 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 11/14/2012 - Orochimaru, Anko M.
Rough Journey: The Beginning of the End reviews
Naruto is Rokudaime Hokage, married, and everything seems perfect, until old problems arise. His relationship with the Kyuubi is tested and he must do everything in his power to protect his home, Konohagakure, but the questions are: what is the price and how steep is it? Follow Naruto and Kurama through to the end of their Journey. Please read and REVIEW! Rated T cause I'm paranoid
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,893 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/23/2013 - Published: 5/10/2013 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Tsukiko Sisters reviews
Twins, so alike and so different. See how these pair of twins eff up the ENTIRE story line of Naruto and Naruto Shippuden. Rated T for: language, violence, and awesomeness. (Pairings: Surprise)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,621 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/21/2013 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N., Gaara, Team Seven
The Bet & The Accident reviews
Basically this is about two things that have made me laugh and one of them is how I accidentally turned Twilight gay... I really didn't mean it, it just slipped out. Rated T for the second chapter. Two-shot! Mainly Edward, but there's also a splash of Jacob. Set sometime during Eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/19/2013 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Edward - Complete
Paperwork Sucks reviews
This is how all the Hokage would react to their paperwork if it were filled to the brim. How would they snap? There's something else to add to the paperwork that adds to the snap, I hope you enjoy! Rated T for a reason! Please read and REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,274 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/14/2013 - Hiruzen S., Tsunade S., Hashirama S., Tobirama S. - Complete
Jiraiya's Revival reviews
Pein's defeated, Madara is too, and everything's peaceful, but turmoil boils in the hearts of two: Naruto and Tsunade. After immense studying Naruto finally finds a way to bring his dear sensei back, but what are the consequences of this? Danzo still alive btw. Rated T because I AM paranoid. Please read and REVEW!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,113 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/10/2013 - Published: 5/10/2013 - Naruto U., Jiraiya, Tsunade S.
Carlisle Struggles reviews
Carlisle has the perfect life when everything was settled In Breaking Dawn of course but everything tears apart before his eyes when someone comes for revenge. Who is it? What did Carlisle do? And what is this person willing to do to ruin Carlisle? Note the characters are a little OC, but please give this revised story a chance!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,693 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/10/2013 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Carlisle
Soulja Girls reviews
Isabella is a Soulja girl in ATSD and she fights to free the Tri-state area. When Phineas not OD ones , Ferb, and Perry the Platypus enter her Dimension she'll realize what it means to be a Soulja Girl for real. DISCONTINUED/ UP FOR ADOPTION!
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,052 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Isabella, Phineas - Complete
Enter: Asami Maki
Okay! Pretty much COMPLETELY changed from the original! Well then again the one currently up is completely different from the ORIGINAL as well besides the works... yeah, this story has a lot of rough drafts, I'll let you know how many in the new first chapter. SHOULD be out by the end of the year, no promises though! So far: 13,032 words and not even close to complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Jiraiya
Might Gai's Pain reviews
Everyone knows everyone's pain: Naruto never had a family and was hated by almost everyone, Tsunade lost her two most precious people, Kakashi lost almost everyone he loved, etc. etc., but no one knows Might Gai's pain. Through his best friend you will learn how, not only they became friends, but learn Gai's pain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,436 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/15/2013 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Kakashi H., Gai M.
One Time's Enough reviews
Mavis has never seen any reason why the others are so frightened of her father, but that's because she's the only one that hasn't seen him in a REAL fight. When she does see it, one time's enough, but that's not all she's gonna see. She'll also see her beloved aunts and uncles become the feared beings they were centuries ago and she has to become one of them. This is War.
Hotel Transylvania - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,698 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/8/2013 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Dracula, Mavis
Te Amo reviews
Jade is having a normal day at Hollywood Arts, but she notices Cat's sitting a little closer than usual. It really get's confusing when she forgets what two words mean and Cat says them to her. What happens when she finds out? Cade, Bade, Bori, tandre! Who gets paired with who! ON HOLD!
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,905 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Jade W., Cat V.
Rough Journey: Shadow Returns reviews
Naruto has gone back to his old antics and gotten his spark back, but what he doesn't know is that Shadow is back, but not to attack his body, but to attack his mind. The Kyuubi fights for the boy and they've been merged, but can Naruto truly trust a demon? Will Naruto defeat Shadow or will his mind be shattered? Sequel to Rough Journey. R&R. Rated T for paranoia.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,011 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Survival reviews
One year ago a virus spread all over the world and killed off or changed almost everyone. The gang are some of the last survivors and must survive. When they here there's a Haven they must tell their allies and set out. Will they all make it or will the masses of monsters kill them all before they can? Sam/Fred, Car/Gib, Tibo/OC, Spenc/OC, Nev/OC Rated T because I'm paranoid!
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,632 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Sam P., Freddie B.
Holiday Spirit: Mistletoe reviews
A few stories about a few couples getting together on Christmas. This is DEFINITELY rated T for the first chapter, I don't recommend children to read this, if you do... I really hope you don't get what I wrote. JirXTsu, NaruXHina, SakuXLee, NejiXTen, GaiXKure, ShikaXTema, GaaraXOC, ChojiXIno implied KakashiXShizune
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,550 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Complete
Rough Journey reviews
Naruto has come home after a year of difficult training with Jiraiya, but soon he is faced by one person who he refuses to fight. He must go through it alone, or must he? Kyuubi tries to help by encouraging him to tell his friends, but will his advice get though or will Naruto die? Rated T for language and violence. NOW COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,304 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
She was Waiting on Me reviews
The guilt of a person can make them realize something. Based on a true story in my family, put it to anyone you want. I own nothing but the plot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Complete
Dark Moonlight reviews
Right then I realized something... my heart will never be my own. It'll be to my friends and family forever, and the people that have betrayed me, they had a piece of my heart too.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,550 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Jasper - Complete
Impossible Love reviews
Bella never got proposed to before Victoria came and after graduation she turns into a Dragon.She leaves with Charlie and when she comes back she falls for someone that it's impossible to love.What will happen?R&R. Vote on poll who she ends up with.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,443 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/22/2012 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Bella, Paul
Flyin' reviews
Bella has her Edward and they're happy.She faces problems such as:needing to tell Charlie about her relationship.Oh and she has waves of pain more often since the hospital.What is it and when she finds out,will she even survive? Canon pairings,OOC,R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,614 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/21/2012 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Bella, Edward
Falling for you reviews
Bella is a tattoo artist who is part of two of three major gangs,the Pack and the Coven.When a new guy comes her interest is in him,but when a war breaks out with her two gangs what will she do to stop the violence?Will she have to give up what she loves?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Bella, James
Charlie's a what? reviews
I have nothing to say but I own nothing and you're gonna die laughing. Enjoy and R&R. rated T for one word
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Bella, Charlie S. - Complete
Pushing Twilight reviews
Bella's Pusher and Mover. She's never had a real life at a home. Then she meets the Cullen's. Will she accept them even after the secrets that's been kept? R&R. Rated T just in case. Enjoy! RECONTINUED!
Crossover - Twilight & Push - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,870 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Bella - Complete
Dark Side of the Moon reviews
Edward changed Bella but into something of legends that even the vampires thought didn't exist.Bella runs away after she finds out she eats pure animals;unicorns.She finds out what she is,but in effort to discover more she must go through the Trials. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,889 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Bella, Edward
Fallin' reviews
Bella keeps on fallin in and out of love with James, finally the last time she leaves.She meets a certain vamp.When James comes for her as a vampire will she go to him this time or will she stay with the new vampire she likes? Rated T for a reason. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,535 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Change in the Cullens Bloopers! reviews
These are outtakes from the story. please enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Complete
The Blowing reviews
What would happen if years later the video the gang made of the Blowing came true? How will they survive if it's even possible?
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Sam P., Freddie B.
Twin Lives reviews
What if Aang had a twin and they were both the Avatar?Oh and shes blind.Will they ever get past having two and become the true Avatar?Sozin never happened and Ozai is the threat.Rated T just just on case.R&R.Almost rape dn't like dn't read.but plz read.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,985 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/9/2011 - Published: 12/20/2010 - unknown 9
Haymitch's True Heart reviews
Haymitch fell for someone but didn't mean to. What will happen after a night of calming that person? sorry. not really good at this summary. Rated t just in case. please R&R. love you peeps!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,632 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/9/2011 - Published: 6/19/2011
My New Life as a Wolf reviews
Charlie has wolf blood in him and it went straight to Bella. Bella phases and when someone makes her mad. blood will be shed, But will it tear her apart? Warning: Rape is in the story. Don't like don't read, but R&R.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,430 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
A Change in the Cullens reviews
Jasper and Alice have been having trouble and break apart. Raven is trying to get though with life. She knows all the Cullen guys but how? Will everything change for Bella when her and Raven meet? Same pairings except A/J. Better than it sounds! :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,277 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Jasper, OC - Complete
Life of Loneliness reviews
Seth goes to LA for a day to be away from all the love of the couples. Maybe find his Imprint A girl comes to Forks and gets taken into the Cullens. Seth comes back and gets a surprise. But will this girls past catch up to her and hurt everyone! R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,815 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Seth - Complete
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