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Joined 03-21-10, id: 2297309, Profile Updated: 06-05-14
Author has written 48 stories for Star Wars, Star Wars, Fallout, Borderlands, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Gears of War, Elder Scroll series, Mass Effect, Heavy Rain, and Artemis Fowl.

I apologize for the lack of updates to One Dark Lord, Five Jedi, but the inspiration has been low as of late. Hopefully, as I have more free time over the Summer, the motivation will come back to me. I will finish the story no matter what.

Expect One-Shots to be dropping soon over the summer, because those are my specialty. Thank you to all of my readers and reviewers, I appreciate every one of you.

By the way, Jessica is the best.

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A Night for Opera and Everything Else by DarthRuinous reviews
Supreme Chancellor Palpatine requests Anakin's presence at the Galaxies Opera House to lay his greatest trap yet, but something occurs that was not foreseen, at least not by the Dark Lord of the Sith. AU. Violence warning. PART 1 is complete! 1/9/16
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 139,239 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 1/9 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, E. Palpatine
Loyalties Divided by Lemon Zinger reviews
When the Chancellor orders Anakin to kill Dooku, the turncoat Jedi betrays him in return. Now aware of his true nature, Anakin and Obi-Wan hurry to try to put an end to the Sith. But can Anakin really let go of the man he thought Palpatine was? Or has he been too twisted to be redeemed? - Complete, finally.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,746 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 5/15/2015 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K., Count Dooku, Ahsoka T. - Complete
Diplomatic Gestures by Aicosu reviews
She didn't have need for an assassin, but she couldn't very well reject the gift without angering the Serkonos regency. They were a traditional people with a traditional mind. She'd have to work around it. (A take on how Corvo Attano came to be the Royal Protector and the object of Jessamine's heart.) CorvoXJessamine mute!Corvo
Dishonored - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 112,417 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 801 - Follows: 861 - Updated: 12/6/2014 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Corvo A., Jessamine K., A. Sokolov, H. Burrows
The Jedi Council: Behind the Scenes by WearTheMask reviews
What really happens during an average day of the Jedi Council. Parody. Meaning much OOCness. Read and review!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 35 - Words: 82,069 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 6/5/2005
The Link by ChronicallyinFlaming reviews
Have you ever wondered about how much gets shared over this force link between Bastila and Revan? Because Bastila does. All the time. LSM Revan/Bastila.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,767 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/17/2014 - Bastila S., Revan - Complete
We Try And Run Away, But End Up Running Back by MaydayParade8123 reviews
Reyna's not really sure why she trusts him, and Leo's not really sure why she likes him. AU.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,644 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/23/2013 - [Leo V., Reyna R.] - Complete
For the Republic by vernajast reviews
FRev x Carth, FExile. The Mandalorian armies were drawing ever closer, and the youngest generation of Jedi could feel the galaxy dying all around them. It was their time and their future to shape. Pre-Mandalorian Wars through KotOR I. (Sequel planned: For the Order)
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 135,328 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Revan, Exile/Meetra Surik - Complete
Fetishes by welcometofightclub reviews
"All Fowl men have some of the weirdest sexual kinks." Smut. Lemon. hilarious. Hope you enjoy.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,068 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/10/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
A Single Decision by Timewatch reviews
Grievous decides to go up to where the Chancellor is held, aboard the Invisible Hand, just as Anakin is about to kill Dooku. He manages to capture them, and Dooku ends up in a bacta tank. The following events change the course of everything. [REWRITE POSTED]
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 56,707 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 12/28/2008 - General Grievous - Complete
Animal I Have Become by Llealynarisia reviews
After a hasty retreat from the Republic, Grievous is attacked by a mysterious creature on an unexplored planet. Though barely escaping with sanity intact, the trouble seems to have just begun. For soon, Grievous begins to change... ON HIATUS
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,851 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/14/2011 - Published: 12/18/2009 - General Grievous
Shop Woman by Zhivago3 reviews
A glimpse of her in a corset was all it took to capture his imagination. Will he act on impulse or keep her a mere fantasy? Entry for Curvaceous and Bodacious contest... CONTINUED!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,746 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
Saturday with Severus by Horus.Potter reviews
Ron and Hermione have had a little bit of a fight so Ron turns to his best friend, Harry, for some support. But when Harry is called away who else can Ron turn to for advice? Canon pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,938 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Ron W., Severus S. - Complete
Turns of Fate by Rosabell reviews
AU before ROTS;a wise young Luke is transported into the past before the events which would lead his father to the Dark Side.He harbors secrets,both about himself and the nature of the Force. Will Luke help his parents? Is that a good idea?
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 91,491 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Luke S., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Uncle Severus on the Wall by Swallow B reviews
When Scorpius Malfoy starts at Hogwarts, Lucius asks Snape's portrait to prepare him. But Scorpius has questions of his own.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,752 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Severus S., Scorpius M. - Complete
NOBLE Team: 365 Points to Destruction by F o N t E. AQUA reviews
AU; Super crack incoming! Short stories based on the anticipating Halo Reach for your entertainment. Written to suppress boredom of anyone who reads this. Like? Don't like? R'n'R! /RATED T FOR SOMETHING/ CHAP. 11 is FULLY UP and Author's Note is deleted!
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,047 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 10/19/2010 - SPARTAN-B312/Noble Six
A Case of the Hiccups by MissAnimation reviews
A series of oneshots about or revolving around Hiccup. Everyone is bound to get the Hiccups once in their life. Hiccup/Astrid. Formerly 'You Like Him'
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,785 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Hiccup, Astrid
Someone To Hold Me by Kawaiicreole reviews
This is a Tali/Legion story spanning Mass Effect 2 YES, I know there are grammatical errors. This story is 5 years old. I will EDIT AND REVISE in the next week or so. You can stop reminding me now. Chapters will more than likely be deleted/shortened and the ending may come sooner than it did before. We shall see.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 76,582 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Tali'Zorah, Legion - Complete
The Race by Orange Lights reviews
Thirteen year old Franziska twists her ankle and is unable to walk. Miles is the only one there and decides to carry her. Franziska does not. like. this. Written for the kink meme.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,983 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Franziska vK., Miles E. - Complete
The Warrior and the Intellect by Kireteiru reviews
A 200 prompt tribute to Master Chief x Cortana and those who write it. Rated K to M, R&R.
Halo - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,271 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/19/2010 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Master Chief/John-117, Cortana - Complete
An Unforgiving Friend by MunchyLevelShenanigans reviews
He hated them so much. From their obnoxious cries, to how they made even the strongest cower in fear. Yet, he can't stop running into one. Can he put his hatred aside, or will it consume him? Smoker-X-Witch, Sequal to A Failed Protector. On Hiatus
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,636 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/22/2010 - Published: 6/17/2010 - [Smoker, Witch]
Irritation, Hatred, and Something Else by Backroads reviews
Arranged marriages are common occurrences in Berk. Does that mean it's a good idea to pair up Ruffnut and Fishlegs?
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 82,333 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Ruffnut, Fishlegs I. - Complete
Mount it like a Warthog by dryskim reviews
On the trip to Visegrad Relay, Emilee has some choice words to say about the team's newest member.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Complete
Forbidden Fruit by hope4laughsxX reviews
What do you do when you want the fruit so badly that it hurts? Do you let it slowly let it eat away at you? Or do you dare to reach into the flames to touch it.....even for just a moment? *Chapter 6 is smut* Tali/Shep
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,804 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Shepard (F), Tali'Zorah
Lethal Accessories by TheNorthernBelle reviews
Luke discovers some of the odd things that Mara keeps in her purse
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Mara Jade, Luke S. - Complete
The Other Side of Silence by Emerson Quinn reviews
Sometimes longing and fear can be the same. Desiring to speak with his Father, Luke is nevertheless nervous about the possibility of meeting with Vader. Resolution can be hard to come by. Luke/Vader vignette.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,662 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Darth Vader, Luke S.
Killer by ArmedWithAPen reviews
General Grievous reflects on the one battle he's ever lost. Shaak Ti wonders how he can shake her faith. Grievous/Shaak Ti. No longer a one-shot. Poetry-ish?
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 35 - Words: 9,768 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 5/5/2010 - General Grievous, Shaak Ti - Complete
Lord Vader's Limpet by frodogenic reviews
Several years post ROTJ, Lord Vader finds himself with a new role to fill-Grandpa. Extremely AU. If you've ever wanted to see Vader vs. Toddler, this is your story. : Humorous longshot. Cover courtesy of LV Writers image library.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,110 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Darth Vader, Ben Skywalker - Complete
Tango of the Norse by generalzoi reviews
At his first dance after becoming a hero, Hiccup finds himself in an awkward situation. Also, Astrid's parents and drunk!Ruffnut. Updated to add the aftermath of the whole mess. Now with added conclusion!
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,486 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Hiccup, Astrid - Complete
The Holy Trinity by Raven's Favorite Emotion reviews
Scoop. Smear. Toss. Scoop the peanut butter out of the jar. Smear it on the marshmallow. Toss it into your mouth. This is Jinx's Holy Trinity.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,849 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Kid Flash, Jinx - Complete
Excedo Inferi by vader-incarnate reviews
When the time had come, he'd killed her, as he'd always known he would. She hadn't left him alone since. A dark Luke/Mara ghost story.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,491 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Luke S., Mara Jade - Complete
A Capella by Ragtime Mouse reviews
Tali gets an unusual request from an equally unusual shipmate. Tali/Legion. Pure, unadulterated fluff on a fluff sandwich. T for Jack's potty mouth.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,652 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 33 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Tali'Zorah, Legion
Light My Fire by fembuck reviews
Clarisse takes Annabeth to her secret hideaway and the girls get to know each other a bit better. Sequel to "Turnabout is Fair Play". Annabeth/Clairsse, femslash
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,957 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 46 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Annabeth C., Clarisse R. - Complete
Breaking the Rules by snarkysweetness reviews
Not being happy about being back at Hogwarts and the fact that he must play by children’s rules when he is an adult, Ron decides to slowly rebel by getting Hermione to break few rules, which, with some coaxing, she is more than willing to do.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,587 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Generic Exaggeration by Amethyst Turtle reviews
A series of parodies that will make you facepalm and groan, guaranteed. Now with 99% more random! Complete!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 70 - Words: 55,739 - Reviews: 1268 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 3/24/2010 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Complete
A Padawan's Guide To Fighting Sith by the eternal feminine reviews
All Padawans have to know how to fight Sith. It's basically a rule...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Complete
The Darkest Night by BlackRaptor93 reviews
It was supposed to be a routine Hit. It turned into so much more. RATED M FOR A REASON. SWEARING, SEX, DARK THEMES.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,303 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 2/6/2010
Tied in Knots by Accusatrix reviews
Harry wakes to find himself in an unexpected situation. Ginny teaches him the importance of remembering. H/G, Post-DH, Mature sexual content and themes. Rated M for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,070 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Non Timetis Messor by Helena L reviews
Oneshot - KotOR/Discworld crossover . The confrontation between Bastila and Darth Revan, through the eyes of a... neutral observer.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,806 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Complete
Cortana's Secret by All That Is Legendary reviews
About Cortana's want to become human and to express her love for a certain female commander. She watches with sadness as Master Chief and Commander Keyes enjoy the pleasure of human contact.
Halo - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Complete
Shadows of the Future by stormqueen873 reviews
ObiWan lost the duel on Mustafar, but instead of dying, he finds himself on a ship leaving Tatooine, with his old Master and a familiar young boy. As events begin to unfold, can he stop the future he knows from occuring? TPM AU, ObiAniQui bonding, DONE!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 129,321 - Reviews: 2381 - Favs: 5,832 - Follows: 1,379 - Updated: 6/6/2007 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Vader's diary by raveen92 reviews
Something i found at gamefaqs and wanted to share.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,985 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 35 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Darth Vader - Complete
From One Exile to Another by darthgriz98 reviews
Knights of the Old Republic 2: The Sith Lords story. Romance between Exlie and the Handmaiden. Starts when the Exile, Caleb Veers is leaving Dantooine to find Kreia. rated M to be safe. Read and review this author supported by the star wars unlimited
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,856 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/8/2006 - Published: 7/7/2005
The Crazies Only Come Out at Night by Trillian4210 reviews
The streets of Nar Shaddaa are dangerous...especially at night.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,039 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Complete
Blind Side by GaggedCenobite reviews
Oneshot. KOTOR, DSM Revan. The duel on the Star Forge results in a loss for all parties involved, except one.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/20/2005 - Complete
Force Blind by Princess Artemis reviews
KotOR AU. Revan thinks she has everything in hand to retake the Star Forge for her own, but the Force has its own will and Carth's Force blindness is only one of many problems.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 38,725 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2005 - Carth O., Revan - Complete
Hungry by Princess Artemis reviews
KotOR: An AU, a WAY U...One possible path the Force might have taken to remove the threat of the Star Forge. A dark path indeed. Side story to Force Blind.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,195 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/22/2005 - Carth O. - Complete
Death of The Dying by Vangrul reviews
OneShot: Nihilus is known to travel through unknown space until he confronts the Exile. Based on the official Sith Lords poster, this is the events that lead up to Telos' destruction and his confrontion with Atris.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,118 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/20/2005 - Complete
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Mesmerized reviews
Revan's ode to Bastila, although she'll never hear it.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/21/2015 - Revan, Bastila S. - Complete
In a Name
It was a shame she might die with him never knowing her name, when it was the only thing she had always been afraid to tell him.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,227 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2014 - Exile/Meetra Surik, Brianna/Handmaiden - Complete
Drooling reviews
Nightmares of Tartarus and the friends Percy had to leave behind have plagued the son of Poseidon for weeks, while Annabeth struggles with nightmares of her own.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/20/2014 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
One Dark Lord, Five Jedi reviews
Trust me, it's not as pornographic as it sounds.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,138 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/22/2014 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Revan
Anniversary reviews
He came back on a special day, so it was him with caramel chocolates that met her at the door.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/19/2014 - [Bastila S., Revan] - Complete
Maternal Protection reviews
When Athena discovers that her daughter has hormones just like everybody else.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/30/2013 - Athena, Poseidon - Complete
Water reviews
The former Dark Lord knows he is to blame. For a long time he struggles to feel guilt but finds nothing. No great bitterness or sadness comes to him. Only the same words chanting in his head.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/26/2013 - Revan, Bastila S. - Complete
Differences
Thalia was used to Monsters. One arrow and they'd turn to dust. No dirtiness, no bad taste afterwards, just business. This was something different.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Published: 9/3/2013 - Thalia G. - Complete
Deep in Tartarus reviews
A little exploring never hurt anybody until a Primordial steps in and kicks you off his lawn.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,799 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/21/2013 - Nico A. - Complete
Self Appeasement reviews
The Jedi taught her to handle her feelings and control her emotions. The only problem was that nobody ever taught her how to handle being attracted to a man before.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Bastila S., Revan - Complete
Do You Just Like Daddy reviews
The Enclave marches on a Brotherhood Outpost. Inspired by "Just Like Daddy" by Tupac Shakur.
Fallout - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/6/2013 - Complete
Tired
For him he had no choice. But for her all he did was leave her.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/3/2013 - Revan, Bastila S. - Complete
Hickey reviews
Okay, pondered a fifteen year old Bastila Shan, so maybe it wasn't the best idea to have a rampant make out session with Revan right before her classes at the Jedi Enclave, but hormones were really treating her badly.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Bastila S., Revan - Complete
Loss of Perfection reviews
How do you fix a Mary Sue? Simple, just drain away their powers and leave them stranded on a planet hunted by Death Squads. What other possible way is there?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,392 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 5/19/2012 - E. Palpatine
Beaten
Opal Koboi was insane, and not the quiet, muttering to yourself kind of insane. No, she was the raving, ranting and explosive kind of insane.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/17/2012 - M. Brill, Opal K. - Complete
Incest reviews
After the defeat of Kronos, what are Titans supposed to do in Tartarus? Talk about incest and complain alot of course!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Kronos - Complete
Lord of Temptation reviews
Valentine's Day on Dromund Kaas, punctuated by an oddly fatter Darth Baras and a love infested Dark Council. Well, as far as Dark Side love can go anyways.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,122 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 2/10/2012 - D. Baras - Complete
Those Darn Shippings! reviews
Me poking fun at all the shippings of Star Wars. From Anakin/Padme to Shaak Ti/Grievous and even Sidious/Mace Windu all ships are allowed. WARNING: strong language and dirty humor, proceed with caution. NOW WITH SPECIAL KOTOR PAIRINGS.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 41,529 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Complete
Steam reviews
Norman doesn't know what reality is anymore.
Heavy Rain - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Norman J. - Complete
Creepy Fan Mail reviews
"Turians send the creepiest fan mail . . . ." Dedicated to the most useless character in the Mass Effect Trilogy: Diana Allers.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Complete
Remember Our Savior reviews
The true savior of Mass Effect 3 isn't Commander Shepard. His name is Marauder Shields, remember him as the true protector of Mass Effect.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Shepard (M), Marauder Shields - Complete
Crawl
With the last of his strength, Shepard crawls.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Shepard (M), Tali'Zorah - Complete
The Prime and Creator reviews
A Geth Prime and Creator reminisce on the shores of Rannoch.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Complete
Eastern Desperadoes reviews
With the Legion having been destroyed, its two last leaders wander the land, looking to carve out their own empire in the ruined lands of America. Before they do that though, they'll have to wander and survive first.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,908 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/6/2012 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Lanius, Vulpes Inculta
The Seeing of Faces reviews
The Emperor tightens his hold on Revan's decaying mind, but a single angelic face remains in defiance.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Revan, Bastila S. - Complete
The First Generation reviews
The Protogenoi are revered for their power and wisdom amongst the gods. Yet, they are still faced with constant problems and familial issues, mostly at the same time. Through it all, some will rise and grow stronger, and some will only sink into darkness.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,608 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 9/5/2011
A Desire for Red reviews
Simba can't remember much, only that he holds a lust for red.
Borderlands - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Lilith - Complete
Drunk Khajiits and Dragons reviews
Ralof the Stormcloak and Rashka the Dragonborn, a partnership formed from the beginning and three times they met afterward.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,998 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Complete
A Boomer's Woman reviews
Boomer is a curious Locust, and when that woman was dragged in, he simply couldn't help himself.
Gears of War - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,696 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Complete
Pretty reviews
Bastila matters to Vrook, he just can't find the words to admit it.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Vrook Lamar, Bastila S. - Complete
The Drink of Choice reviews
Alchohol in the Legion is strictly forbidden. Vulpes knows and adheres to this rule without pause. Of course, Lanius is not so acknowledgeable of the rules and Vulpes suddenly finds himself drawn under the influence for the most unforeseeable of reasons.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Lanius, Vulpes Inculta - Complete
The Monster and the Fox reviews
A lovestruck Fox and an antagonizing Monster. Three times they shared civil conversation, even if they did end with the Fox a nervous or doubtful mess.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,269 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Vulpes Inculta, Lanius - Complete
Games in the Wrong Place reviews
The Star Forge may be a dark being of total evil, but even it can get lonely every once in a while. Its solution? Playing chess with a Sith Lord. Malak is far from pleased.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,380 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Darth Malak - Complete
Four Points in Time reviews
Four short drabbles, each centered around four important stages in Darth Nihilus' lifetime. Once he was the Anti-Hero of the Republic, and the Lord of Hunger, but in the end he still remained alone in a place he had no interest of staying in.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Darth Nihlius - Complete
Zombies and Pictures reviews
Even amidst the Zombie Apocalypse happening on Jakob's Cove, Mordecai can't help but wonder about what Brick's motives are under all the muscle. Will a small show of Brick's sentimental side help the Sniper, or confuse his already muddled impressions?
Borderlands - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,626 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Brick, Mordecai - Complete
Dehumanization reviews
He was a thing now. Nothing but a dead, broken wraith desperate for a taste of humanity that was lost in the blackness of his inner agony. He'd lost everything he'd ever known. Now he was left with nothing but his own inner thoughts and a desperate want.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,711 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Darth Nihlius - Complete
Mutual Animosity reviews
Legate Lanius has known Vulpes for a long time. Even he couldn't have guessed that Vulpes would dare go against Caesar and become attracted to a profligate of all people.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Lanius, Vulpes Inculta - Complete
Christmas Cease Fire reviews
Every week before Christmas, total peace settles on the Mojave Wasteland. The NCR and the Legion declare a truce for the holidays, and enemies celebrate together. Everyone loves this time of year, especially stuffing themselves and getting drunk.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,254 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Complete
Monster of the East reviews
They would meet once again on the battlefield. The Monster of the East and the Hero of the West. Somehow, they're more equals than opposites.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,419 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Lanius, Courier - Complete
Boring and Vengeful Days reviews
Two months, and absolutely nothing has happened on the Ravager. however, after faulty star charts puts the Ravager in danger, Visas notices a distinct change in Nihilus' attitude which could threaten the entire crew of the Ravager and herself.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,672 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Darth Nihlius, Visas M. - Complete
Crushed and Pained reviews
In a skirmish on Dxun during the Mandalorian Wars, Nihilus is injured. luckily a pretty face is their to save him before it's to late.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Darth Nihlius, Exile/Meetra Surik - Complete
Happy Valentines Day reviews
Nihilus has locked himself in the bridge working on a "Secret Project" for three months. Visas has been missing Nihilus, so when she recieves a gift from him what will it contain? Fluffy One-shot.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Darth Nihlius, Visas M.
Stop Camping You Noob! reviews
Nihilus has been obsessed with Modern Warfare 2 for over three weeks now and Visas now has to help him break out of his obsession. but as Visas will learn, video games are harder to resist than she thinks. One-shot!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Darth Nihlius, Visas M.
Reactions reviews
Darth Nihilus reacts to the new MMO reveal from E3 and Visas is their as always to help him out. sort of VisasxNihilus. One-shot!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 504 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Darth Nihlius, Visas M.
Come On, Join the Darkside reviews
Malak attempts to turn Bastila Shan and fails miserably. One-shot!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Darth Malak, Bastila S.
Hell of Your Own Creation reviews
Torture can take many forms in Hell. The emotional ones are always the most devastating.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Darth Nihlius - Complete
The Beginning reviews
It was a mystery to many about the conception of Anakin Skywalker. Some believed the force had created him from midichlorians. They never knew how right they were.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Shmi S.
Miserly Reborn reviews
Abandoned on Malachor V, a single survivor of the the first Mass Shadow Generator blast is ready to die. only to be reborn as something different.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,446 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4/30/2010 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Darth Nihlius - Complete