Echidne and Jyestha
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Joined 06-18-02, id: 229797
Author has written 36 stories for Harry Potter, Fearless, Ella Enchanted, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Crocodile Hunter, Marion Zimmer Bradley, Bible, Angel, Pirates of the Caribbean, Buffy X-overs, and Sherwood Smith.
Hi! We are Scurvy and Zara, aspiring young writers. D is a fun letter. We are obbessive arthurian lit fans. We've also got a whole bunch of stories not posted. If you want any of them, you can e-mail us. Word. You can never have too many Sir Wozzels. :)

Echidne In Libyan mythology, Echidne (She-Viper) is part beauteous woman and part speckled serpent. She is a goddess of death, the underworld and prophesy

This is Sarah. I'm kind of crazy and evil (only sometimes). I write mostly humor stuff and parodys. Jack the Ripper is my boyfriend. We met at a seance. I am Echidne.

Jyestha
In Dravidian mythology, Jyestha was the goddess of the cosmic energy which motivates evolution. She who dances the dance of life.

I'm Lyndsey. Also, writing mostly humor and parody. Any spelling errors are most likely mine as Sarah is a grammar Nazi. ;) Enjoy!

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Angel: (3)
The Hermit (Challenge Drabble) (complete)
Irony (Complete) (BiDrabble)
With a Cherry On Top (Complete)

Bible: (1)
The Legend of Tyler’s Mom (Complete)

Buffy: (4)

The Unspoken Crossover Event (Complete)
The Tower (Challenge Drabbe) (Complete)
Getting Back Your Stuff (Songfic) (complete)
Manicures (BiDrabble) (Complete)
Spuffy (Complete)

Crocodile Hunter: (1)
Do you Like Mexican? (In progress)

Ella Enchanted: (1)
The Secret of Char (In progress)

Fearless: (1)
Fearless Wrongos (In Progess)

Harry Potter: (17)

21. Freshly Scrubbed (complete)
20. Finding Emo (in progress)
19. The One Bachelor Party to Rule them All! (in progress)
18. The Man with the Metal Hand (complete)
17. Play Tag (bidrabble) (complete)
16. Baby One More Time (tridrabble) (complete)
15. Harry Potter and the Ulterior Motive (complete)
14. HP and the Nazi Crab (Complete) (BiDrabble)
13. HP Celebrates Black History Month (In Progress)
12. Twisted Games (Complete) (Drabble)
11. Heart to Heart (Complete) (Drabble)
10. The Lobster Files (MMWP) (Complete)
9. Voldemort or Voltaire? (Complete) (Drabble)
8. All Four of Us (Complete) (Drabble)
7. HP and the Seagull of Doom (In Progess) (Maybe)
6. HP and the Little Black Dress (Complete)
5. When Harry Met Jesus (Complete)
4. Reformation: Dumbledore’s Haircut (In Progress)
3. HP and the Fondue Pot of the Underworld (In Progress)
2. The Margarita Grill (Complete)
1. HP meets the KKK (In Progress)

Marion Zimmer Bradley: (1)
Pool Hopping with Merl (Complete)

Pirates of the Caribbean: (1)
The Adventures of the Bindi Sue (Complete)

Sherwood Smith (1)
Twitch of the Love Nerve (in Progess)

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Come Together by Granger reviews
It's four years after the Trio has graduated from Hogwarts, and they're about to live together again for the first time. But will old friends remain old friends... or will they become something more?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,605 - Reviews: 869 - Favs: 812 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 2/8/2008 - Published: 10/26/2002 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Legend of Guilly Granger by Priah reviews
Com After Voldy's defeat, the world of Hogwarts' students seems to drastically change. Abandoned by their peers, two people, one sadistic, the other sarcastic, decide to stick together and slake their thirst for mortifying revenge. Humor, DracoHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 199,391 - Reviews: 1502 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 2/26/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Dismembering Draco aka Obvious by bibliophyle reviews
Harry appears in Draco's bedroom.With a large pair of scissors! Silly fic! Rated for language not becoming of such nice,young boys.Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/14/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Hello, stranger by The cliche reviews
Years later, Hermione bumps into a certain someone. She learns more about his past and finds out how true love really is..& that..he's not so bad after all. But wait a minute...doesn't this stranger look familiar?? *PG13 for LANGUAGE WATCH OUT!*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 45,051 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/15/2003 - Published: 6/21/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
A Way With Words by wallyflower reviews
When Pansy Parkinson pushes Hermione Granger into the Hogwarts lake, the most unexpected things begin to happen. A sixth year Harry/Hermione/Draco story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,264 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/2/2003 - Published: 4/15/2001 - Hermione G.
So Returns the Delicate Flower crunch! by Copper1 reviews
Mulan returns home, Prince Charming comes to call, she is forced to go to the Matchmaker's again, only this time, she is a wee bit more strongwilled. May go past this rating, but its PG at the moment. ~~~Chapter 4 up!~~~
Mulan - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,770 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/27/2002 - Published: 7/24/2002
The Sweet Dreams Series by tuesday's child reviews
Dawn/Spike set in the future, if Buffy had never come back. **Part 21 Added Sept 28!!!!!!!! Please review, ^_^
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 17,486 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/1/2002 - Published: 4/7/2002 - Dawn S., Spike
Fighter's Love by Jossfan28 reviews
Crossover of Buffy/Angel picking up where both Season finales left off
Angel - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 50 - Words: 147,133 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/28/2002 - Published: 8/24/2002
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Twitch of the Love Nerve reviews
As Vidranic struggles to get Mel to confess their engagment, general chaos and hijinks ensues as meliara begins to recount her past, 'Danric is exploring his sexuality, Flauvic the ever-evil tree lurks and Bran lusts for flaming desserts.
Sherwood Smith - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,910 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/4/2004 - Published: 11/27/2004
Freshly Scrubbed reviews
A short tale of a conversation in the library where sexual tension runs high. As does Draco's ego. DracoHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Finding Emo reviews
Harry and Friends become so depressed with their lives they decide there is just one thing to do to combat the evil around them. Form an Emo band! The Boy-Who-Lived-To-Wish-He-Hadn’t and His Friends Who Are Sad Too invite you to join their pathetic live
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,003 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/24/2004 - Harry P., Ron W.
The One Bachelor Party To Rule Them All reviews
Snape is given the task of planning a Bachelor Party for the headmaster.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,212 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/10/2004 - Albus D., Severus S.
Pool Hopping With Merl reviews
A story of Camelot life, told in a much different perspective than Marion portrays it. Told through the flashbacks of Mordred the Monk to his young prodigys, this amusing and heartwarming tale is good stuff.
Marion Zimmer Bradley - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,442 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/26/2004 - Published: 6/20/2003
The Man With the Metal Hand reviews
You killed my godfather. Prepare to die." A Harry PotterPrincess Bride One True Crossover Event.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/24/2004 - Harry P.
The Unspoken Crossover Event reviews
A parody of the uber lame Buffy 6th season& Angel 3rd season crossover event that really s didnt happen. Funny (in a stupid sort of way) and so true (oh, you know it!) read and you'll see why. R&R - this is the crossover event to end all others
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4/14/2004
The Hermit reviews
Wes reflecting on his angst and reluctance to believe the prophecy. Set in third season. Written for open on Sunday drabble community. the challenge: Tarot Cards. Review please
Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/13/2004
The Tower reviews
Spike reflects on Buffy and her death after her dive from the tower at the end of the Gift. Written for the Open on Sunday Drabble Community. the challenge was: Tarot Cards. Short and angsty. Review... please?
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/13/2004 - Buffy S., Spike
Playing Tag reviews
Over the summer holidays, Hermione is studying at her library. Harry wants to play water balloon tag. Combine the two and get a....bi-drabble! Yay! Read and review my friends.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 4/10/2004 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Getting Back Your Stuff reviews
This is my first Songfic. (Song: the hardest part of breaking up is getting back your stuff) Riley has returned from the jungle and he wants the one thing he left behind- his CD collection. err-not really a BR shipper. I really screwed the songfic format
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/8/2004 - Buffy S., Riley F.
Baby One More Time ? reviews
The Trio get their loved potions master drunk... Drunk off his arse! Snape opens up and shares with the trio an-- err.... touching story of picking up chicks and cross dressers... tri-drabble (300 words) Short, Sweet and Amazing! Review... pleease... :)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2004 - Severus S., Ron W.
Harry Potter andthe Ulterior Motive reviews
Trelawney has mad the fearsome prediction that Harry Potter will be hit in the head with a baseball bat. But who will do it and how will it occur? One-shot, please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3/23/2004 - Complete
Manicures reviews
Spike ends of babysitting Dawn one night while Buffy patrols... manicures and cookie dough ensue. Mmmm..Spike with hot pink nails (200 word BiDrabble) R&R
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2004
Harry Potter and the Nazi Crab reviews
Harry Potter is faced with a foe he created- the Nazi Crab! How will the trio handle this evil crab? Silly little 200 word BiDrabble... good times R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 379 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/20/2004
Irony reviews
Angel achieves Shanshu and becomes human... but the Powers That Be aren't done messing with their now ex-champion. They have a sick sense of humor and Oh! The Irony! R&R (Bi-Drabble- 200 Words!)
Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/14/2004
The Adventures of the Bindi Sue reviews
The sworn enemy of Captain Jack Sparrow is… err Jason Bond? Jason and his first mate Walter are pretty lousy pirates but they try hard. After a game of Go Fish late one night Jason, Walter and the Bindi Sue re meet the King of the Sea, Jack himself....
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,723 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2/19/2004
Harry Potter Celebrates Black History Month reviews
While Dean and Hermione are busy planning the biggest event of the year, The Black History Month Celebration, Harry is trying to figure out baking and Ron is preparing for a baby.... Read and Review! (give us a shout out! this is our 20th fic! Woot!)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/17/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Twisted Games reviews
A harsh battle of the body and mind- Harry, Ron and Hermione engage in a friendly game of TWISTER! (100 word drabble for the fangirls) (or boys...) (just read it)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2/15/2004 - Harry P., Ron W.
Heart to Heart reviews
Hermione busts Harry and Ron's evening of telling secrets and having a ‘heart to heart’ ... ooo personal questions! It's not slashy, but very cute! (FANGIRLS!)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/31/2004 - Ron W., Harry P.
The Lobster Files reviews
COMPLETE! Funny, fast paced and finally FINISHED! James Potter discovers Snape's secret passion, Remus and Sirius experiment with Russians and Lily is.... well... just read it...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,176 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/29/2004 - Published: 11/8/2003 - James P., Severus S. - Complete
Voldemort or Voltaire? reviews
Ron is an idiot. One-hundred word drabble. Read and review. We'll give you a cookie. Just do it. I don't know.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/11/2004 - Harry P., Voldemort
All Four of Us reviews
Quick Drabble about Harry's hangover the morning after an... very strange night (some odd pairings) Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/6/2004 - Harry P., Albus D.
With a Cherry On Top reviews
The story of Lorne's night with Judy, from Lineage (Season 5, episode 7). After freeing the animals from the zoo, Lorne and Judy have a little fun until Angel comes and breaks up the party.
Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,665 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/4/2004 - Published: 11/28/2003
Harry Potter and the Seagull of Doom reviews
Harry is awoken from a haunting dream in which Voldemort turns him into a seagull. It's suprising, unexpected, different, and...PG! That's right, a PG story from us. Read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,774 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/13/2003 - Harry P., Ron W.
Harry Potter and the Little Black Dress reviews
While shopping for Hermione's birthday present, Harry and Ron make an interesting discovery.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,385 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2003
Fearless Wrongos reviews
A fanfic showing how messed the series is. Explaining why Loki si NOT a terrorist...Gaia has relatives...but doesn't.
Fearless - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,879 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/3/2003 - Published: 8/23/2002
When Harry Met Jesus reviews
Alone in his room one day, Harry is visited by Jesus and other religious figures inviting him to convert. It's humor...just read it. Read and review....it'll bring a smile to your face.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,374 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/30/2003
Reformation, Part One: Dumbledore's Haircut reviews
Voldemort makes a visit to Dumbledore in which they discuss highlights and mullets and his dead mother.Possbily the strangest Fan Fic you'll read.... today!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/28/2003 - Voldemort, Albus D.
The Legend of Tyler's Mom reviews
A creation myth about an ancient being.
Bible - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,311 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/23/2003
Do You Like Mexican? reviews
starving poet, J. Bond tells the tale of true romance and high adventure of his lost love, using creative Snapple facts. Yes, it does involve the Crocidile Hunter.
Crocodile Hunter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,248 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/16/2003
Harry Potter and the Fondue Pot of the Underworld reviews
An Evil Potion causes Harry and company to burst into random songs at... RANDOM times... wow... this hasn't been done before. It actually hasn't we added time travel and drugs, its actually funny! Yes~ Read! Come my children, dance in the light!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,539 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/15/2003 - Published: 8/23/2002 - Lily Evans P., Harry P.
The Secret of Char reviews
Who was the cousin Char never liked? And how did Char know Ella's mother so well? In this exciting and fast-paced fanfic, the truth about Prince Charmont is revealed.
Ella Enchanted - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,390 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 3/25/2003 - Published: 10/13/2002
Spuffy reviews
Spike burries the dead slayer who lost her life to the cancer. In his mourning he decides to follow his dream and open a casino...? Casino. Thats right, as the world falls into dark vamps gamble... lovely
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/6/2003 - Buffy S., Spike
The Margarita Grill reviews
Beauty! Grace! The Margarita Grill story. Yes. It's true. We can't even have dinner without writing fan fic on the paper tablecloth. You are looking at the finished product. A lot of sugar later.... lol! Flames.. well, dont really care. I dont execpt you
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/11/2002 - Harry P., Harry P.
Harry Potter meets the KKK reviews
In a dark and dismal dungeon, with the aroma of lasagna wafting through the characters nostrils, Dean presents a plan to Harry that is certain to fail. Despite all this Dean brings Harry into a group he can call family--The KKK. Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,378 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 11/11/2002 - Published: 7/21/2002 - Harry P., Ron W.