Author has written 4 stories for Naruto.
hello everyone. since i have no idea what to type here, i'll just...umm...oh crap.
I'm medium height.I've been told I'm hot, but I disagree, but I do think I have a pretty face, different that is. I'm a devoted friend and I create new friendships easily. I enjoy writing, but I don't do it so often. I play tennis, I plan to become a profesional player. I have lots of friends withouth whom I don't know what would I do. I don't think my English is good, but understandable. I hate fake people. And I'm completely in love with Fernando Torres, green color,music and my boyfriend. Two most important human beings for me are my older brothers. I love to sleep and eat,sing and dance, breahte and blink, the usual stuff. I prefer friendships with boys, only because it's so hard to find a girl who will never let you down.I'm random. I have abnormally high IQ and I'm like a black sheep of my family.My friends appreciate the most my sincerity, they like my craziness, and my not-shyness.I like that too.There's only a few things I like about my self, I'm too strict to my self.I don't care about reviews.I know my stories aren't very well presented because of my sucky knowledge of English, but I do think the themes are fine.I loooove manga/anime.And I absolutely adore SasuSaku pairing. Naruto is the coolest anime/manga ever and Sasuke is the hottest character ever, but it's not like you didn't know that. And the last thing:I honestly do hope you did not waste your time reading this. Kiss kiss. ;))
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This is this cat. This is how cat. This is to cat. This is keep cat. This is a cat. This is dumbass cat. This is busy cat. This is for cat. This is forty cat. This is seconds cat. Now go back and read the third word in each sentence from the top. Pass it on.
Sakura: Do I ever cross your mind?
You know you live in the twenty-first century when...
1. 5th. graders cuss.
2.Shipping is twice the amount you paid for the actual item
3.You don't know what kind of car your neighbor has.
4.You pay more for gas every month then you do for your car.
6.As of right now you are thinking, "This is so true."
7. You were too stupid to read number 5.
8. You just went back to read number 5.
9. You find number 5 isn't there.
10.You start laughing.
11.You are thinking, "This girl is really clever!"
12. And, because you are all suckers, you're all gonna put this on your profile.
female come backs
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
FRENDS: Will confort you when the guy rejects you
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions!!
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?( Shika, Itachi)
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Yeah...but you know...she's not my type...lol...kiddin..yes she is,but she's made for Sasuke...xD
3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?(Kakashi, Neji)
Hahhaha..well they gonna get married and have a lot of children and live happily ever after...:D
4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?(Jiraiya)
Ummm...no, not really...
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?(Hinata, Shika)
Nope...and I don't think Naruto and Ino would let that happen...3:)
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? (Ino/Jiraiya or Ino/Sasori)
Omg!Could you make it any harder??..i think Sasori...more than Jiraiya...
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? (Tenten,Hinata,Kakashi)
8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic. (Sakura, Sasori)
The day Sakura fight Sasori,Sasuke worried 'bout her and came to help her...they killed the guy and lived happily ever after...don;t you get it?? it's always about SASUSAKU!!!! :)))))
9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? (Naruto, Neji)
Noooo...pls I'm scared of that kinds of things...yeah, i admitted that i'm afraid of seeing two gay guys andd ...:'(((
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. (Tenten, Kakashi)
Gosh!...well...uhmmm...nope...didn't came up with any...sorry...hard request...:/
11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? (Sakura, Naruto)
Well...Sakura missed Sasuke so she used Naruto...but that would make her a bitch so forget it...
12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? (Sakura)
nope...in my country if you know what's Fanfiction.net than we made a progress...:(
13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? (Itachi)
Nooo, just mee...but i don't post it anywhere...it's like my personal collection...sweet, huh??
14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ? (Hinata,Sakura,Ino)
yeah like a friendship...or something alike...but they do not know about fanfiction.net, sad i know, but truth :((
15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? (Sasori)
Yeah...you just became my new best dolly!!...hahaha...:D
16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? (Neji)
I hate everyone by some strange group i think it's Get Set Go, or something...have no idea. I just typed I hate everyone and that's what came out...hehe xD
17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? (Naruto,Shikamaru,Kakashi)
If you love Naruto than get ready to cry,he'll be so annoying,that Kakashi and Shika would kill him...guess
18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? (Hinata, Sasori)
Hey sweetie,you know after we finish with Kyubi(never)I could come for you...It doesn't work...geez
19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight? (Itachi, Hinata,Neji)
"They're cousins...Sasuke's age...but i don't know them...I love only my BRO!!"
20) How emo is Seven?(Tenten)
...Oh like totally...NOT!!...xD
LIST YOUR TOP TEN NARUTO CHARACTERS AND ACT AS IF YOU ARE IN THE ANIME:
Then ask the following questions:
1. What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night? (Naruto)
-OMG!! Naruto, you baka, if it's about the ramen again, i told you, you ate my all supplies...3:)
2. Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering? (Sasuke)
-Oh my!! oh well...wanna play?! :D
3. Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow? (Itachi,Hinata)
-One thing is for sure. None didn't see THAT coming! Poor Naruto...://
4. Number 5 cooked you dinner? (Neji)
-Oh Neji-kun, that's so sweet of you! We could do this more often...if you see where i am going?!! ^^
5. Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping? (Shikamaru)
-Well, that's a surprise: Shikamaru sleeping. Who'd guess that's gonna happen??! ;))
6. Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family? (Sakura)
-Whaa?? Nooo, i wanna have pink hair!! ;D
7. Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?(Tenten)
-That must be some mistake!! Perhaps she fought with Madara Uchiha...naah, that's a mistake for sure!
8. Number 9 made fun of your friends? (Hinata)
-Oh the irony! Never gonna happen!!
9. Number 10 ignored you all the time? (Ino)
-It's not like she's capable of keeping her mouth shut, but still, she'd never do that, Ino loves mee!! :))
10. Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do? (Naruto)
-He'll release the demon inside of him just to protect my sorry ass. He loves me too much!! Such a sweetie ;)
11. You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to broke your leg. What does 2 do? (Kakashi)
-Nothing. Continue to read his stupid Icha Icha Paradise...what else?!
12. It's your birthday. What will 3 give you? (Sasuke)
-He'll give me the Uchiha kimono, his mother's ring and ask me to marry him-in my dreams, in reality-nothing :'(
13. You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?(Itachi)
-He'd break the genjutsu and the fire would be gone. Yeah, I blame him for the fire!! :P
14. You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do? (Neji)
-He'd hn-ed! And glared and than turned his head away.
15. You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction? (Ino,Naruto)
-Naruto:"C'mon! We still have time to get you out of here!"
16. You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up? (Sakura)
-She'll beat his sorry ass and than comforted me, you know, sweet talking and girl stuff...;))
17. You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you? (Hinata)
-She'd keep telling me i can do that and she'd cheer for me all the time! Good friend! ;D
18. You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do? (Ino)
-Laugh with me?! ;)
19. Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?(Naruto)
-Because he's sweet, caring, he makes me laugh, cheer me up when I'm sad, he's hot, funny, strong, wonderful friend, and actually has emotions. Did I mention he's hot?! Sorry Hina. ;D
20. Number 2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. (Kakashi, Hinata)
-Kaka-sensei! You're such a perv! Those books of yours got you completely nuts!!
21. You're dating 3 and (s)he introduces you to (her)his parents. Would you get along? (Sasuke)
-They're dead, you bastard! But yeah they would probably love me, as much as i do Sasuke!!! ;))
22. Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?(Itchi, Hinata)
-Something happened in here. Either with Hinata, either with those stupid old bakas!!!
26. Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?(Neji, Shikamaru)
-For the sake of my health and youth, better not.
27. Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do? (Shikamaru)
-"Why don't you just go to sleep?!!".
28. You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?(Sakura)
-Oh just shut up!Start worrying about your forehead!! I'm so mean xD
29. Number 8 thinks he’ll/she'll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him?(Tenten)
-You're the one wearing pants in your future relationship, so go ahead and ask him, before some crazy bitch steal him!!! She got the point. xD.
30. Number 9 iis too shy to face you and confesses there love by sending an email. Now what? (Hinata)
-You accidentally send me the email. Naruto's adress is email@example.com...:)
31. You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react? (Ino,Naruto)
-What the hell! This is joke right?! Oh I know, you're trying to make Hinata and Shika jealous!!! Right??!
32. You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE then a few hours. What are you thinking? (Sasuke,Itachi)
-Geez, are they fighting again? Or it's one of their rare I-love-my-bro moments?
33. Could 1 and 6 be soul mates? (Naruto, Shikamaru)
-Not soul mates!Just very good friends! ^^
34. Would 2 trust 5? (Kakashi, Neji)
-Yeah! Hyugas are really trust worthy!! ;P
35. Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that? (Itachi, Ino)
-I wake up?!
36. 5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick? (Neji, Naruto)
-Hard one. Gym, I guess.
37. If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make? (Sasuke,Shikamaru)
-New specialty in you town! Sleepy Tomatoes! Try it now for free!!
38. 7 and 9 apply for a job. What job? (Sakura, Hinata)
-In Hospital. Sakura-surgeon, Hinata-shriek...;))
39. 8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay? (Tenten, Neji)
-Of course! That's what wives do. Plus Tenten is very good with scissiors and stuff like that.
40. What 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy? (Shikamaru)
Blond hair, though attitude, named Ino or Temari!!!
41. 10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about? (Ino, Hinata)
-Sasuke's dick. And Sakura's story about IT. xD hahahaha
42. 1 accidentally kicked 10? (Naruto, Ino)
-Run!Run Naruto, run! And I'm going to hide, I don't really want to see this...
43. 2 sent a message to her/his Bf/Gf but 9 got it what would happen? (Kakashi,Hinata)
-She'd faint. No doubt.
44. 5 and 6 did a workout together? (Neji, Shikamaru)
-So? Nothing special, call me when the excitement knocks on your door!
45. 6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday? (Shikamaru)
-Sorry, you were sleeping when I was looking for you to give you the invitation.
46. 7 won the lottery? (Sasuke)
-And the prize is THE UCHIHA SASUKE!!!
47. 8 had quite a big secret? (Tenten)
-She also doesn't know her surname...o.O
48. 9 became a singer? (Hinata)
-Did I sleep over some part of my life?!
49. 10 got a daughter? (Ino)
-It's her fault she went screwing Shikamaru without condom!!! Feel the consequences!!!
50. What would 1 think of 2?(Naruto, Kakashi)
-Perv.Good sensei! :)
51. How would 3 greet 4? (Sasuke, Itachi)
-The most wonderful possible way!
52. What would 4 envy about 5? (Itachi, Neji)
-About being able to Sasuke every day!
56. What dream would 5 have about 6? (Neji, Shikamaru)
-About how even the lazy ass Shika got himself a girlfriend and he can't gather strength to ask Tennie out!! pussy!!
57. What do 6 and 7 have in common? (Shikamaru, Sakura)
-Same friends...and geniality...xD
58. What would make 7 angry at 8?(Sakura,Tenten)
-If Tenten went out with Sasuke. I don't know. Stupid.
59. Where would 8 meet 9? (Tenten,Hinata)
-In Neji's room.In Konoha generally.
60. What would 9 never dare to tell 10? (Hinata,Ino)
-That she's too loud. ^^
61. What would make 10 scared of 1?(Ino, Naruto)
62. Is 3 Gay? (Sasuke)
-NOOOO!!! Gezz...he's the hottest man in Konoha,and just because he doesn't show his emotions, that doesn't have to mean he doesn't have them...He loves Sakura.And he's always so quiet because he's thinking of ways how to propose her, she's special, you know?! It's very hard to be an Uchiha. Especially the last one. :D
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I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy this into your profile!
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I feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us. If you believe in God and Jesus Christ is his Son. Then copy and paste this in your profile. If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says "If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?
Repost this if you truly believe in God.
PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
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A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle.
Girl:Slow down, i'm scared.
Guy:No, this is fun.
Girl:No it's not, please, it's so scary.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl:I love you, slow down.
Guy:Now give me a big hug
She gave him a big hug
Guy:Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, It's really bothering me
The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people
9 Things I Hate About Everyone: (this is so true!!!!)xD
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2 People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V.. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? I'mma kick their asses!
5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid 12 bucks to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8 When people say "life is short". What the heck? Life is the longest darn thing anyone ever does! What can you do that's longer?
9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?
I love my mom, but this is so true, and it really annoys me sometimes...okay, always!! ^^
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. (ALL OF THESE MY MOM TO A FREAKIN T!)
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
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