Author has written 2 stories for Merlin.
I decided to join this site so I can start actually writing and using my brain instead of turning it to mush with stimulation of useless drivel lol.
Be kind to me as I begin to write as I have never done this before. My favorite type of fics to read are Artimis Fowl, Doctor Who, Merlin, Naruto, Ranma and Rourni Kenshin.
I'm older then I look, younger than I act, pretty cute, single and loving it.
Hey well I am well on my way to getting through my story and I just posted another one. My problem is that I have so many story ideas that I have trouble picking one and sticking to it. Anyway I'm getting better at it and hope to finish my first multi chapter story soon, Soon meaning the next few months. I hope you enjoy.
Things I Read in Others Profiles that I liked.
'Never knock on Death's door, ring the doorbell and run away... he hates that.'
' I got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.'
'Just 'cause I'm standin' here doesn't mean I'm listening'
' The only thing standing between me and total happiness is reality.'
"I can multitask...I can breath, talk, and annoy you at the same time."
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity."
"OK, so what's the speed of dark?"
"It's hard to be humble when you're as great as I am."
"The only reason that I talk to myself is because that I'm the only one whose answers I accept."
"Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong."
When someone says "I hate you" tell them "I don't care about your hate"
Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
Do not argue with an idiot, he will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
Teachers don't like finding notes on world domination.
Be the type of woman, that when your feet land on the floor when you get out of bed in the morning, the devil thinks: "Oh, crap! She's up!" (All time Favorite!)
Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.