Author has written 8 stories for Maze Runner Trilogy, Ranger's Apprentice, Things They Carried, and Battle Royale.
Okay...I'm finally bringing this thing up to date...not really sure a lot of people read it but hey...I'll have a little fun. I mean, why not?
Anyways...I'm super crazy and obsessive, (although you wouldn't know it just by looking at me, well...okay you probably would...but that's not my point...) My obsessions include (in order from least obsessed to most...least being a relative term) are the Harry Potter books. ( I mean, come on, who doesn't love those?) The Outsiders by S.E. Hinton. (Johnny...*sniff* I love him!) Ranger's apprentice by Jon Flanagan. (I actually bought a bow and arrow because of these books. I'm still working on the "Rangers practice until they never get it wrong" thing...but we're getting closer. At least I can hit the taget now!) And finally, topping the list, The Maze Runner Trilogy by James Dashner. Seriously, if you have haven't read these you need to!
Okay, so now you all know that I am a history geek. When it comes to the Civil War at least. (Other than that I really couldn't care less about history.)
Anywho...that's enough of my ranting...Thanks for reading!
90 percent of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge of a six story building. Copy this into your profile if you're part of the 10 percent yelling JUMP!!
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If at least once a week, someone misspells or mispronounces your last name wrong...copy and paste to your profile (pretty funny actually)
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile)
If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull (or vice versa) copy and paste this into your profile
92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them its uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their heads off at the others.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile
If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.
Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.
Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!(actually I don't really like milk)
If your happy and you know it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you'll take the first watch, copy and paste this to you're profile.
if you are in love with a fictional character, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you've ever wanted to go into a book and slap/ scream at a character copy and paste this onto your profile
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" (or just say "I know! Join the club of freaky-ness. Where we all act like freaks!", which is what I do), copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, I'll have some stupid cliché, EdwardandFangdreams4life, Insane Winged Girl, UPDRAFTGIRL37,wingedvampiregrl, Shayne Rider,Adryanna,Emgem2000, Pyromaniac325
If you think it's cooler to be unique than cool, copy and paste this into your profile
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.
95 percent of people are concerned with being popular. If you are part of the five percent who couldn't care less, copy this to your profile.
If you love walking around in the pouring rain without an umbrella, copy this to your profile
If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it copy and paste this in your profile (Hee hee, a wall)
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile
If you have ever dreamed or wished that a book character was real copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are an expert at doing absolutely nothing for hours on end, paste this into your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile
If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.
Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder.
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
I got this from another profile, but SO true:
I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.
Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!
Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
I'm the kind of person who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
I don't obsess! I think intensely.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
"When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the people you hate."
"Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more."
"If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving."
"What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
You know you're a writer...
-If you talk to yourself.
Copy and Paste this if you're a writer.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If your friends are considering torturing you to stop talking about a fictional character, copy and paste this into your profile
If you are in love with a fictional character, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever done or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends, but made your peers look at you strangely, copy this onto your profile.
If you think being unique is more important than being cool, repost this.
Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.
When it rains on my parade, I bust out the Slip'n'Slide!
For me, Crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what is so interesting about the pencil. Crazy is when you skip down the hallway and wave at people who give you weird looks. Crazy is when you realize and say out loud something random like) "Did you know that singing while eating a hamburger can cause Possible Spontaneous Human Combustion? It's true!" Crazy is me. So if you are Crazy, copy this onto your profile.
You are out in the rain, seeking sacutary.
I'm in sancuary, seeking to be out in the rain.
You are in the park, texting your friends.
I'm at the park, with my friends.
You hate to write even as much as your name.
I hate to be restrained to four pages mininum.
Your feet hurt, so you sit out the dance.
My feet hurt more, and yet I stand up and finish the song.
You don't get the point of books with the new power of the internet.
I use the internet to find new books.
If your one of those types of people, paste this into your profile.
A loyal friend will look at themselves, and ask if they make a good friend. If you've done this, paste this into your profile'
You know your obsessed with Outsiders when:
You laugh hysterically when you really do "step out into the sunlight from the darkness of the movie house"
Certain songs remind you of characters/gang.
You've commited the Nothing Gold Can Stay poem to memory
You've read Gone With the Wind or Great Expectations only becuase they are mentioned in the book (not yet, but planning on it)
You start quoting the book. (Quoting? Forget that! memorizing PAGES! example the first umm...2 1\2)
You've memorized the number page on your favorite parts (page i wanna say 178...)
your friends makes a list of Greasers and Socs using people you know. (only me...in my head)
You start using the slang in the book (like Glory or shoot)
When talking to someone who has never read it, you get defensive when they ask if Ponyboy was his real name.
You freak whenever you see a blue Mustang.
You've read the book multiple times
you sign your letters either "your buddy" (the same way thatJohnny signed his letter to Ponyboy) or "stay gold," (Johnny's dying words)
After reading it again, you wonder at the details. (Like why Sodapop signed his full name on his letterto his little brother. Did he think that he'd been forgotten? or why they mentioned the nightmares...?)
You read this list and laugh at how many things you've done
You contemplate the meaning of "gallant"
You start calling your group of close friends a gang (again, only in my head)
Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is an cat
This is idiot cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down. I bet you can't resist passing it on when you're done!
If your friends are considering torturing you to stop talking about a fictional character, copy and paste this into your profile.
You Know You're a Book Addict If:
You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on. (Yea...and then usually recite lines from the page. My friend actually tested me. Within four seconds each time I could tell youwhat was going on.)
Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading. (Well duh! Who needs SLEEP? It's overrated...overrated I tell you!)
You write fanfictions about the book. (Yeah...particualrly about Minho! LOVE MINHO!)
You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read your favorite books. (Yeah! Duh! Corrupted more than half my class at school!)
You accidentally call everyone by the character's names. (Yeah "Accidentally")
Everything reminds you of the book. (Yeah, totally! like typing...Float Bleed Kill!)
You quote random lines all the time. (YUP! Just ask anyone!)
You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't. (YEah! like trying to colonize the grievers)
You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class. (Oh yeah...totally...MINHO!)
You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod. (YUP! MINHO! anyone see a pattern here?)
you've got a book memorized. (yeah...first two and a half pages...)You've read a book more than five times. (What do you think? Of COURSE I have!)
You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days. (OF COURSE!)
You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like. (Well umm...actually yeah. Or well it was more my friend. She was plotting it in case James Dashner in case he killed Minho. And actually it wasn't really a siege that was planned. It's complicated.)
You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend. (oh yea, totally! but then again...most of my favorite characters don't have girlfirends so they're mine for the taking...)
You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional. (Well DUH! They're real! Real I tell you!)
You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional. (REAL!)
Your idol is a character from a book. (Well duh! Who else would it be?)
I am a book addict and proud of it!!! If you are one too, copy and paste this on your profile