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I just have a soft spot for senior agents so my stories will be mostly about the senior agents of teams. hmm don't we all think Michael Weatherly, Shemar Moore, David Peatkau, Chris o'donnel, LL cool and Christian Kane are hot? hmm, jummy...

My favorite TV shows:

Flashpoint, NCIS, NCIS LA, White Collar, Criminal Minds, CSI, CSI MIAMI, leverage

I have so many stories on my pc that I had to buy a memory stick to put my stories on - most stories aren't finished or my muse died on those.

but I'll promise you'll see them...

NCIS and Flashpoint just rolls of my fingers whilst I do have some diffuculty writing Criminal mind and other things. most of my stories are written at two A.M or later so excuse all my nonsense things or weird humor that's just me. writing in the middle of the night because I wake up having a brilliant idea for a chapter and then in the morning I want to finish and poof. my muse is gone that's also why I decided to first finish my stories before posting "Jumping at shadows" which I personally am so thrilled about is halfway finished. yes, curiosity kills the cat hmm? but heey i am not a cat so my curiosity got the better of me and poof my darkest fic yet suddenly appeared out of thin air

one thing you shall not see me writing any time soon and that are romantical oneshots or whole stories - sometimes I really am in the mood to READ them but to write them? never. of course i'll put in some romance here and there in some stories but you shall never see a full romance story. I swear it.

below this you will find a list of my stories, I always find that those things come much more in handy than the actual list of stories on the bottom of this page.

please enjoy the rain, thunder,chocolat and sometimes nerve wracking stories, I always enjoy

I, THelocker swear to review all stories worthy and shall never, ever not review to those great time-wrecking stories. Love Leah


Pheasants and Gunpowder - White Collar fic - When returning from a night out, Peter and Elizabeth stumble on a terrifying scene.

Guilty consience - NCIS Fic. - The grenouille operation goes darker and worse will Team Gibbs notice what is going with Tony before it is to late? Different take on Season4.

Keeping enemies closer - Criminal mind fic - Yes my first CM fic, don't be hard, The reaper decided to have little fun with morgan while he was unconcious.

deafening silence - NCIS Fic - Begins after Tony had the plague till the moment where Paula shows up. With a darker twist - POSSIBLE CHARACTER DEATH - CHARACTER DEATH.

Burning enigma - Flashpoint fic. - After a mysterious 911 call, Team one is called in. On the scene was believed to be two people fighting both armed unfortunately for Team one it doesn't turn out that way...

Scarlet - CSI Miami fic - The team is called out on some weird murders, when a unexpected event happends will everybody survive? will the killer be caught?

Chessmate - CSI New York fic - Begins at the end of 5x25 'pay up', we never saw the kinda stress the team must've felt when they discovered one of their own down, again, in one day. silly writers why not show it? this is my take on it.


Lash out - Flashpoint - My tag to 2x11 the beginning so had me going, i just felt like writing about this! one/shot

I do know - Flashpoint fic - My tag to Never let you down again, 3x02 The episode was really good! Especially the end with the guy hanging over the edge.

It is not fine - Flashpoint fic - Set right after One wrong move, some Spike-Sam friendship, bit angsty, hurtSam and HurtSpike. R.I.P Lewis Young. FINISHED.

Agent Dominic vail - NCIS LA Fic - Sams feelings after the episode "found" so if you don't want to know what happend DON'T READ. contains SPOILERS

Sam's bad day - Flashpoint fic. - During a protection detail Sam gets himself into trouble.

Mama, I'm coming home - NCIS fic. - FBI showing up, a masive firefight, an angry director vance. Tony isn't having a good day.

All Good and amazing stories deserve reviews! I personally very much hate it when I work hard at a story and I don't get so many reviews so to not let anyone else feel this way I've decided to review all stories that are worth it!Slash - Sometimes I like it but in general it's not my favorite type ( unfortunately a lot of the stories involve OOC and i'm no fan of that)

TIVA - well known NCIS pair, Tony and Ziva, I do like it the only thing that I do not like about it is the fact that sometimes the characters get too OOC

D/L - CSINY pairing, Danny messer and Lindslay Monroe what not to like?

Wolfevista - Ryan Wolfe and Natalia Boa Vista, CSIMIAMI, lovely to watch just don't get enough actually we barely get to see it...

Sanders/Stokes - Yes male/male, they're cute but i'm still more reeling on the whole brotherly relationship...

Jam - Jules and Sam, they broke up argh, for four episodes long we were enjoying oruselves with these two and then bam. Jules gets shot and it ends. flashpoint.

Weird pairings - yes, there are a lot of weird pairings (the ones that you'll never see in a TVshow etc.) Sometimes I just laugh at them, sometimes i fall in love with them, sometimes i hate them!

Tony: McGoo. It's true. TV really does add 10 pounds. You been hitting the jelly doughnuts again? How do I look? - NCIS S06E01 Last man Standing.

McGee:What do you see?
Tony:A short life. Yours, if I get caught. - NCIS S06E02 Agent Afloat

Tony: I want a divorce - NCIS S03E08 Undercovers

Abby: McGee, I will get your DNA one way or another.
Tony: Do what the woman says.She sleeps in a coffin. - NCIS S06E03

Tony: We just have to stay alive long enough to not get dead. - NCIS S07E01 Truth or Consequences

Tony: [carrying a dead rat] Yes, Alex, I'll take "Horror Films That Take Place on Ships" for 500. Thank you.
[the ship's lights go out]
Tony:Oh, goody. Double Jeopardy. -NCIS S05E06 Chimera

Corporol Paul Brinkman: Why are you jumping with us, sir?
Tony: Always wanted to jump. Agent Gibbs came along to laugh. - NCIS S01E02 Hung out to dry

Victoria Mallard: Who are you?
Tony: I'm Tony DiNozzo, the Italian, gigalo, furniture mover. - NCIS S02E13 Meat puzzle

Sam Hanna: You don't work out.
G. Callen: I run.
Sam Hanna: When people are shooting at us. - NCIS LA S01E16 China town

Spike Scarlatti: So Sam, How many Al-quada Guys you take out? Sam Braddock: you mean like to dinner? - Flashpoint S01E01 Scorpio

Ed: Look, there's something I need you to do. Alright, see these stairs here, where we came in, right? I need you to do reverse entry across this hallway to these doors here. I need you to go through. Now be careful that's a big road. I want you to cross. I want you to make an entry into this Timmy's. I'll have a Double Double. Jules?
Jules: Cream. No sugar.
Ed: Spike?
Spike: Naw, I'm good.
Sam: You serious? - Flashpoint S01E02 First in line

Greg [comes in wearing a pink shirt: Hey, Sally.
Sally: New shirt?
Greg: You like? The high risk world of internet shopping. - Flashpoint S01E02 First in line

[dog barks and jumps on Reid] Hotchner: It's ok, it's what we call the Reid effect; it happens with children, too - Criminal Minds S01E01 Extreme Agressor

Reid: You should see what comes up when you type "death" into a search engine. Morgan: No wonder you can't find a date. - Criminal Minds S01E03 Won't Get Fooled again

Morgan: You move, I'm gonna break your neck - Criminal Minds S01E07 Fox

Goon: Maybe they are bluffing? [Apartment were they just ran out explodes] Sterling: That's the funny thing about con-man they don't bluff - Leverage S01E12 The First David

Ed:"Riot shields?"
Ed:"Tear gas?"
Spike looks around, then pulls Sam into the truck:"Check!" -Flashpoint S01E02 First in line

The rain is pouring down and my writer's block is gone.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. (Although I am sexy...)
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I’m a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER! I'M FROM HOLLAND, so I MUST be way too straight-forward

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I SPACE OUT so I MUST not be paying attention I'm a BAD TEST TAKER so I MUST be stupid I'm COVERED IN SCARS so I MUST cut myself

This was on someone's profile and first I thought my computer was broke then I thought my internet was broke and as last I just thought WTF. turns out that this isn't a computer glitch. just a real smart comment.

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was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it copy this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you frequently have conversations with yourself and/or fictional characters from your favorite books, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.

If you have ever started humming a song that you have absolutely no idea what it is, put this in your profile.

If you ever finished a school report (or something) on the night before and you (magically) got an 'A' on it, then copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever read a 250 pg + book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your fashion sense is "is it comfortable?", copy this to your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this into your profile.

If is the best site around, copy paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you don't care what other people think about you or your clothes, about how much money you have, or about how pretty you are, paste this in your profile.

If you can listen to a song and match some of the lyrics up to your life (and the lives of your favourite characters), copy and paste this onto your profile.

If YOU get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Madonna and Justin timberlake said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you are one of the 8 percent who would be laughing their heads off.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile

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