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Joined 03-23-10, id: 2299316, Profile Updated: 09-09-10
Author has written 11 stories for Sonny with a Chance, and Harry Potter.

Birthday: 30 june

I like to watch: Sonny with a chance (off course), Bones, Criminal minds, House,...

I like to read: Darren Shan series, Harry Potter, Twilight-series and fanfiction!!

Favorite car: Ford Mustang, any mustang.

Favorite food: Pizza!!

Favorite colours: Red, Black and Blue ( like beautiful blue eyes)

Favorite actors/actrices: Heath Ledger, Johnny Depp, Sterling knight, Zac efron, Demi lovato,...

My new motto: Keep smiling; it makes everyone wonder what you're up to.

How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. 'Why do I keep asking myself random things?')
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. 'Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word 'deliver' could mean taking out someone's liver?')
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, 'Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!'
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else's e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Sticks people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you constantly start talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no 'apparent' reason.
-If your friends don't even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

The funny thing is that I actually have A.D.D. and I still think it's cool. :D

You know your a Sonny With A Chance Fan when...

You keep telling your friends that Chad Dylan Cooper is real.

Your friends are sick of hearing you talk about Sonny With A Chance.

Your favorite dog combination is a chocopoke, the ice cream that licks itself.

When you want someone to change something you bawk like a chicken.

You watch the episodes a week before they air on youtube.

You just wish Channy would form already!

So Far So Great is always stuck in your head.

You think cheese pants are the coolest invention.

You agree that Tawni Town is one heck of a town!

You want a blarmie, the blanket with arms.

Your cellphone ringer is MOOOO!

You wish you could taste the creamy goodness or the fro yo machine.

Instead of Oh my God, you say Oh my Chad!

You can honestly say you love Chad Dylan Cooper.

You suddenly want to go live in a vent.

Your favorite lipstick is Cocoa Moco Cocoa.

You purposely went to the store to find Cocoa Moco Cocoa lipgloss, and when you didn't find it, you wrote on your own lipgloss with a sharpie

You settle things by playing musical chairs.

You do know there are 80 shades of white.

You wrote a complainent letter to Condor studios about the unfair treatment to the So Random! Cast.

You can't say no to the kiss cam.

You laugh at people who say double duty.

You understand this statement, and why its one of the best: Peace out suckahhs! + You leave a room saying 'Peace out suckah!' with the peace out hand sign.

You start answering the phone with, "Lemme hear you say heeeeeey!"

When you want to show your friend something, you say "Check it out! Check it out! Check it out!"

In the middle of lunch you start randomly talking with a New Jersey accent while twirling your hair, saying you're the 'real princess'.

You say ' A'ight ' in a Chad Dylan Cooper fashion, all the time.

You like to say 'Ciiiiiircle' all the time now.

You stay dangerously away from skinny jeans, and whenever you see them, you point and say "Stop SPS!"

You know every detail about an episode at least a week in advance.

You randomly quote the show, even to your parents and teachers.

Blue eyes and blonde hair are suddenly very attractive in a guy, when they weren't before.

You get scenes flashing through your head whenever you say the word, "ow"

When you get really mad at someone, you accidently call them Chad

"Really, *name here, really?"

You never say 'sandwich', instead, you say 'sammich'

You like to name your pets/plants/siblings/Sims after characters

Most of the stuff you search for on google/youtube/ect. is SWAC related

Your family/friends actually recognize when you quote the show because you do it so often.

You talk to yourself in the mirror, just like Tawni does.

When eating a sammich you use the bite, wipe, and gloss method.

Your smiling through this whole thing and nodding agreeing with it
You repost this and are proud to call yourself a SWAC Fan.

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The Essence of Life by cklls reviews
Fertility issues in pureblood marriages lead to desperate measures. Draco seeks out help from a most unlikely source, in a most unlikely way. Written as a gift for a DMHG Bingo winner and posted with her kind permission.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 56,397 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 806 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Prince of Everything by Draconian Scribe reviews
Behold, the long-lost chapter of "The Tales of Beedle The Bard" – a fairy tale fraught with every lesson on compassion, forgiveness, and epistemology that J.K.R. could've imparted through this pairing, but due to some unfortunate oversight, chose not to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,559 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Seven Days of Slavery by DMLVT6963 reviews
Sonny puts herself in a very sticky position. After losing, what seemed to be a harmless bet, her week on hiatus is in the hands of Chad Dylan Cooper. When the bet turns into a plan of seduction, will she run or melt?
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 66,385 - Reviews: 830 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
One Week by Twentyoneletters reviews
Hermione glared at her captor furiously as she heard the lock on the door securing itself with a sound 'click'. With one hand still placed on her arm in a vice-like grip, Draco pointed his wand hand to her face. ONE-SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,926 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Not Quite Dreaming by Twilight to Midnight reviews
A lighthearted summer romp on the grounds of Malfoy Manor. Rain storms and rampant Hippogriffs, several scheming and desperate matchmaking mothers and Draco is making the best of this chaos by stripping and strapping one very reluctant bookworm to his bed
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,900 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 981 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Toothpaste by Glalie773 reviews
"She told me I was doing it wrong, and that I had to spit, not swallow," Draco said sullenly. Blaise choked with laughter. "Oh, Draco, and did you push her up against the wall and demand she do the same?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 34 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Utterly Despicable by camnz reviews
The death of both Voldemort and Harry Potter let the pureblood elite build the world they wanted. One that leaves Hermione in a vulnerable state, which Draco Malfoy is prepared to take full advantage of.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 46,360 - Reviews: 1125 - Favs: 1,621 - Follows: 577 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
It Started With Revenge by frostykitten reviews
Sequel to A Tail Changes Everything. Hermione and Draco are back from the Burrow and find themselves unable to ignore each other the way they used to - quite the opposite in fact. They can't seem to get away from each other, whether they like it or not.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,725 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 9/30/2010 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Kiss Me Goodbye by Twilight to Midnight reviews
Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger, happiness found in tragedy and tragedy born from ecstasy. A life lived beyond the realm of reality. EWE. DMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,007 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 75 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Initiation by Love2Love reviews
Hermione's plan was simple: get close to Draco and keep him from joining Voldemort. Throw in a cover up plan with the sixth years, a few unexpected and dangerous situations, and a bit of confusion and it isn't quite so simple after all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 202,245 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 8/12/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Tail Changes Everything by frostykitten reviews
Hermione was woken by a girlish scream and then loud, stomping footsteps. The first thing she noticed was that her bed was way too small, the second thing she noticed was a very angry Malfoy in a towel standing above her... Rated T to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,404 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
What I go to School For by tentitoo reviews
After a month of of argues and bickering, which reflected negatively on their grades, Mrs Bitterman decided to sent Chad and Sonny to High School for a "reality adjustment". Channy HIATUS
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 39,157 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C.
The Golden Boy's Secret by SalemCassidy reviews
When Sonny goes on a tirade and finds Chad crying in a closet what secrets will be revieled? I do not own Sonny with a Chance or any characters there of. Warning:homosexuality and mild cursing. If you don't like it, read it anyway it's good for you
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,783 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Of Chad loving, hairlicking fangirls by Sugar Rush4eva reviews
-"Chad hold still, I'm going to lick your hair."
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,318 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Sonny With a Chance of Laughing Gas by Little Miss Julia Sunshine reviews
Chad takes Sonny to the dentist, which she is terrified of. What will happen when laughing gas gets involved? Channy one-shot.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
The Experiment by lightsthecity reviews
The plan: Ask Sonny to dance at the Gala to gage her cast's reaction to the possibility of their being a couple. If all goes well, then everything will be much easier when their experiment becomes a reality. Oneshot.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
The Baby Maker by xxHeadInTheStarsxx reviews
"Don't worry. When you're ready to settle down, I'll just have to be the one you marry." He just happened to be walking in the Prop House when Sonny decided she wanted a perfect baby. Sonny/Chad oneshot
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,455 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Things To Do To Sonny Monroe On April Fool's Day by A Scarlet Rebel reviews
Some things to do to Sonny on April Fool's Day if you're Chad: Dye her hair purple, put toothpaste in her shoes, challange her to a dance off, and kiss her. Then run away before she beats you with a rubber chicken. For AmyChristine08.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,308 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/21/2010 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Chad D. C., Sonny M.
Another Cooper by leesuhx7 reviews
What happens when Sonny meets a new guy? What happens when that guy is related to another guy, Sonny didnt relize she had feelings for until she became close to both. What happens when sonny does something no one expected of her? read to find the answers.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/5/2010 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
The Slow Thaw by camnz reviews
Hermione is serving at Malfoy Mansion after the war was lost. In her bleak existance, she manages to find ways to cope. Contains nonconsentual. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 42,166 - Reviews: 709 - Favs: 1,149 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 5/1/2010 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Program by Salome Weil reviews
Years after the war, Ginny convinces Hermione to participate in a program designed to help victims and prisoners of the war, but help isn't exactly the right word for what happens behind closed doors. Can Hermione find peace despite her past and present?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 53 - Words: 188,122 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Veela And The Perils Of Losing Control by Twilight to Midnight reviews
When Snape stops administering the control potion for Draco's veela instincts thanks to a little meddling from Blaise, Ron and Harry, all hell breaks loose and trouble abounds. Especially for poor unsuspecting Hermione. Rated M for a reason. DHr. 7th year
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,468 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 2,034 - Follows: 358 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Physically Impossible by Twilight to Midnight reviews
Physically impossible? Pfft! Not for Draco Malfoy! He makes the impossible possible and Hermione is about to find that out for herself. Nominated for best smut at the round 4 Dramione awards. Mature, DHr. Complete one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,299 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 1,952 - Follows: 240 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
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Dire consequences reviews
A bet, a night and the dire consequences... Written for love-is-like-lighteningx 's Dramione Baby-challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,261 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Shuffle challenge reviews
Basicly an Ipod-challenge story but I changed the name into shuffle challenge 'cause I don't have an Ipod :P and because I felt like it :D All about channy :D yay!
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,936 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
43 things a girl wishes her boyfriend knew reviews
Chad finds a list and decides to test it on Sonny...
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,210 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Lies,drinks and LOVE reviews
Chad has problems,he can hide them from everyone, except Sonny... How will she help him? I'm not too good at the summary, luckily I'm better at stories...
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,185 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete