Author has written 26 stories for Vocaloid, Fire Emblem, Coraline, Legend of Zelda, Super Smash Brothers, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Rise of the Guardians.
I'm back, in black, and just trying to update right! Well, yeah. Just read my stuff. :P
Hey hey, I'm on FictionPress as well! Well, aren't you in for a double treat? Eh? Eh? I am Black-Winged-Raven on Fictionpress, by the way.
twitter: I'm @Girlaremo
IMPORTANT APOLOGY FOR MY READERS: I'm sorry for making so many stories and not finishing them right away, it's just my writing style. I hope you aren't angry for me not updating regularly, but writing for some things comes in bursts.
So, here is a sincere apology for some of the Fire Emblem fans who aren't getting the action they want, or the Hetalians who really want me to update. D: I'm sorry, but it has to be done.
Ideas for the Near Future:
Re:Made: (Hetalia-IN PROGRESS/HAITUS) Arthur and Francis were best friends in college, and even before that. They both had beautiful lives with the women they loved, until a fatal accident pummeled them and their children out of their lives. Arthur is determined to recreate their children, but at what cost? Francis is wary of this, fearing Matthew and Alfred will figure out they're clones.
Payphone: A Oneshot: (Hetalia) Alfred is stuck at a payphone with his phone dead and his car stalled out at a Phillips 66 with only change to spare a few minutes of talking with Alice, his ex. She's the only number he remembers, and will she come pick him up?
Evil in The World: (Hetalia) Alfred has been put in charge of the kingdom after the death of King Arthur. Not knowing really what to do, he accidentally sours the nation's love for their royal family. In the event, Matthew poses as Alfred and takes severe punishment for Alfred's deeds. (Based off of Servant of Evil, may be a crossover)
Fait de Verre: (Hetalia-IN PROGRESS/HAITUS) There have been rumors of witches in the town of Kingston, and while living with her brother, Amelia actually meets one. She doesn't know it, but Francis Bonnofoy is one of the worst. Can she escape the web of lies and fake affection and possibly save everyone in his path of deceit?
A Simple Lullaby: (Hetalia) Alice Kirkland wasn't expecting to find an old locket with a small charm attached while metal detecting in Pittsburgh on her family vacation in America. Sure, she had know that Philadelphia was a place of war, but not like this. (Why were they even there again?) When she arrives home, a new friend has followed her, and he's not of the living, either. Alfred Jones has been dead for over a hundred years, murdered by someone he used to know. Maybe if he remembers, he can pass on?
Broken Bits: (Hetalia- Post WWIII AU) After a long World War III, France is slowly fading after a large bomb attack was dropped on the heartland of the country. When France does leave, England's finally realizing what France was trying to say with his odd gestures. He left behind two young nations, Parisa and New France. Maybe a little nation can help fill a gaping hole left by a lost friend? (Not FrUk, they were just friends)
A Bit of Blood Never Hurt: (Hetalia) The world is far from what Alfred thinks it is. Mythical creatures live in the world just like the rest of the humans, reigning from all different countries. When he finds out his own brother is half vampire and his uncle is a full pureblood...things get weird for him when he finds out that every race envies his blood and wants it for themselves...
Tales told by a Perfectionist: (Hetalia) Ludwig is a borderline Obsessive Compulsive man, trying to seek counseling for his behaviors. Francis is a stay at home dad with a preschooler who hates to be alone. Then there's Felicia, the seemingly fine receptionist at the Riverbed Therapy Center. With the help of others, can they tell their stories?
Willing Age: (Hetalia) Arthur has suddenly allowed himself to grow older. Much older. The countries have their reactions, but what is the reasoning for the change?
Oh, and one more thing: If you didn't like it, don't review.
I'm not a fan of the people who really just sit there, 'I don't like this, I'm gonna write something crude and unusual.' No. Not ever. If I see something like that, I'll remove it. Nuff said. I highly doubt that anyone will see this, but you, reviewer, you have been warned. It's just life. :
Dah ha ha, I'll leave you to look like some things...read my items of interest
(A) The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
(B) On the other hand, the French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans
(C) The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
(D) The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
(E) Conclusion: Eat & drink what you like. It's speaking English that kills you.
If you take the wings off a fly, is it called a walk?
If a vegetarian eats an animal cracker, is that wrong?
Babies smile. :)
Children play nice.
Teenagers are unruly.
College students are wild.
Adults grow up and get jobs.
Grandparents smile at the babies.
There are babies grandparents don't even get to see.
Re-post if you think abortion is wrong.
My faith: Jesus:
Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, "If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven."
1. Put your iPod, MP3, or something else with music, on shuffle
The story of my life put to music.
Opening Credits: The Tsukumoni Song (Horror Movie? e_e)
Waking Up: Naraka by Gumi Megapoid.
First day of school: Two Breaths Walking a cover by Kyoteru Hima.
Falling In Love: Bye Bye Sayonara? Eeh? I don't get it.
Fighting: I'm in Heaven (when you kiss me) ((I really don't understand))
Breaking Up: Make me wanna die (Sounds good. o u o )
Driving: Zombie (the cranberries) *
Flashback: Welcome to the Black Parade (YEEAAA)
Mental Breakdown: Matryoshka (The Hetalia Version) (OOh...)
Getting Back Together: Virgin...Suicides... what? They're trying to kill me?
Prom Night: You know what they do to guys like us in prison (OOOOOOH)
Wedding: Nearly Witches. O_O I don't...eeh...
Birth Of A Child: This is how I disappear. O_O
Final Battle: Justice Breaker. Vocaloid. >_>
Death Scene: Noise by Amana Tsukio.
Funeral: Music Box of time. o u o
End Credits: I never told you what I did for a living. MYSTERIOUSSS
Good call, MCR. Good call.
BRAWL MEME TIME!
1. Who are your favorite characters?
Let's see here...I like Marth (cause I can move well with him...) Link, Roy reminds me of blackstar from soul eater...Um, I like Ike...and I do also care for Samus and Sheik.
2. Why are they your favorites?
Because I can fight with them, and I like their personalities on fanfiction and katie tiedrich's awkward zombie comics. XDD
3. Who is your worst character?
Gannon. Wolf. Ike. Anything heavy, or doesn't move well for me. (JIGGLYPUFF S: )
4. If you can add any fighter to the roster, who would it be?
...CLOUD. And maybe Sothe. I'd love to see Erika and Ephraim. Or the newer Fire Emblem couple. THE GUY'S HACKING HOT. And customizable characters. XD
5. Who would you cut?
Diddy Kong, Gannon (Sorry, don't kill me) Sonic, and maybe...jigglypuff.
6. Ultimate Smash Bros pairing?
MarthxSheik. IkexSamus. RoyxSheik. IkexChicken. XD and for crack, LinkxSamus.
7. If you can add any boss, who or what would it be?
The Black Knight? Medeus? DUMBLEDOR?! Nah, I'd probably just add Medeus and call it good.
8. Any enemy?
Sephiroth. Ike would have fun.
9. Any last words?
My opinion varies from yours. Be nice, don't flame me, and review to my storehs, darn you! Lolz, kidding...kidding...kidding...(retreats to corner)
The white man said, "colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen Sir... when i was born i was black, when i grew up i wasblack,when i'm sick i'm black, when i go out in the sun i'm black, when i'm cold i'll be black, and when i die i'll be black. But you sir, when you where born you where pink, when you grew up you where white, when you're sick you're green, when you go out in the sun you turn red, when you're cold you turn blue, and when you die you'll turn purple. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man sat back down and the white one walked away. If you hate racism post this on your profile.
GUIDE TO SUCCESSFUL FANFICTION FOR THE SUPER SMASH BROS. SECTION. (This could work for some others as well...)
Hello. Thank you for being a stalker by entering to see my guide without my permission.
...Of course I was joking. We're all stalkers in here, after all.
Anyway, welcome to this special section. Why did I create this section? This section was created for the purpose to guide you, newcomer, to a (insert title here). Lately, the Smash Bros. section has been filling up with fics that don't make any sense.
In order to succeed, an author must use spelling, grammar, and the fic itself. (Microsoft Word or OpenOffice make the first 2 very easy).
So, what is important for you to succeed?
It is pretty obvious.
YOUR IDEAS AND FIC ITSELF.
What's your job as a dedicated author? Your job is to entertain many people with your ideas. Your first fanfiction could show them the originality of your mind...or you could show them how ridiculous/absurd/stupid/dork/idiot you actually are without noticing by yourself. And no, I'm not saying I'm the best author there is. I have unfortunately been victim of this as well in the past until I learned from my mistakes and became more efficient in my fictions. So what did I do? Make this so you don't ridiculize yourself.
Sounds pretty understandable, right?
But you're asking to yourself how you can evade complete unpopularity.
Well, please scroll down and you shall see the rules to make a good fic. To make it funny, I've made the titles relate to the characters of SSBB.
Note: T = Translation.
The rules that you must always think about are:
1. Sheik and Edge (Final Fantasy IV) Shuld Be Tugethar.
T: Fanboyism is the first thing authors make. Normally this will always end with the first fanfiction being a complete piece of crap when the author realizes what he or she just made by comparing it to some more complicated stories. Always avoid this when you can.
2. R.O.B. Is An Original Character. Why Is It In SSBB?
T: The writer always wants to make their own OC (Original/Own Character) live with the main characters. However, authors should be always descriptive and make their OC original before the same abbreviation sturns into "Own Crap."
3. Meta Knight Is Gary Sue (AKA Overpowered).
T: Writers often go as far as not letting their OC suffer pain/defeat/death/emoishness/whatever except the main characters. This often tells the author's OC is far superior than anybody in there. Be careful if you don't want to make a Mary Sue (if the OC is a girl) or Gary Sue (OC being a boy). Every writer should always avoid doing this mistake.
Also, this goes for the main characters as well. For crying out loud, let Wolf mess up in something.
4. Tabuu Just Came Out Of Nowhere!
T: Whatever your crazy mind lets you think, DON'T create original bosses. Most people fail to realize their bosses are absurd, and no one has ever made a boss so successful. Do this if you want, though. But it's likely you're going to fail if you don't put EVERYTHING in your mind into.
5. Is Fox Cool, Serious, Or Shy? (Answer: All Of Them If You Didn't Goggle Him Up).
T: For those authors who don't have nothing better to do and create profiles for all the main characters (like sucky me), please, PLEASE maintain them with their personalities. People often overlook the same characters and commit a true error. There are some people who can't even tell the difference between Mario's and Kirby's personalities at all.
The result? Kirby has an IQ of 100 and knows what Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanokoniosis actually means, whereas he acts like an infant.
There's one author out there who can't even see the difference between all the main characters saying kids' heroes' lines in every single chapter, making it irritable. What's the difference, you ask? Absolutely NOTHING. (I personally hate those authors who humiliate serious characters like Lucario or Fox without even noticing).
6. Marth Comes From The USA
T: Aw, people changing characters' backtories...how much I hate thee?
Putting that joke aside...actually, it's not a joke. Authors often (and drastically) change characters' backstories to the point they become stupid. You may change them a little, but LITTLE BIT. Always try to make them understandable that "syncs" with their actual background.
An example of this would be to believe that Mario is Russian.
7. Link Is Toon Link's Clone.
T: Writers often get inspired by others' fics that makes them excited to write their story. There's a problem, though. Do your original fiction, not FREAKING PLAGIARIST the other guy's fic. I had this same trouble with a reviewer of mine before. What happened to him? He got a warning by me.
8. Bowser Is So Funny.
T: Listen to this if you want to make a humor fic. I mainly focus on humor, but there are 2 types of humor you should need to recognize:
Absurd Humor: Who cares if Bowser is wearing underwear or not in public?
Good Humor: Logic. Always apply logic in humor as well. Logic works really well in the SSB section. You can always make them ask about the currents events and sometimes do a joke (with LOGIC in it).
9. Naruto SSBB = Pure Win.
T: We all know anime is very popular at its section on the site, but do you really want to put up a fanfiction like that? Video games and anime don't mix well together. You're not mixing anime with video games, you're using anime as an excuse to obtain more reviews. It's every fangirl's dream to have Marth fall in love with Tsukasa/Tsunade/Akira Kogami/Kagome/every single pointless girl in Negima. Only do this if you have run out of ideas.
10. Atomic Betty Meets Falco.
T: True insanity is achieved if you thought SpongeBob pairs up well with Pichu. Combine this with altered character's background and the result is completely and utterly made of crap.
11. Hannah Montana Is Peach's Long Lost Cousin.
T: FORGET THAT SIN YOU JUST THOUGHT UP! You're at a loss if you ever thought video games and real life shows go well together. We all know there's a crossover section, but do you really want to make Samus mix with iCarly? If yes, you've lost all the respect from me (and many).
12. "Swooning Over MarthXIke scene"
T: Your ultimate mission is to evade Yaoi, Yuri, Harem, Slash, (insert sick Japanese definitions here). Yaoi has taken a lot of unnecessary attention in the SSB section lately and it must be stopped at all costs. This is not a trend at all; it's another excuse to get a lot of reviews by people who want to flood the frickin' section with threesomes...between guys.
13. Where Did Landmasters Come From? They Appeared Out Of The Blue (Sky).
T: And now we're talking about the OCs again. You should always focus in only OC and not a public of them so yours gets more attention. Please, only one OC is enough for the readers to know. Always remember the Mary Sue rule in this one, though.
14. Zelda Is Getting Married In February.
T: Aw, character development. This is something that makes a fic go around. You should always focus in the development of every single character in every chapter so there's ACTUAL development between characters. I'm not going to mention, but some authors don't know the words, and they ignore this a lot.
15. Olimar Is Emo.
T: Don't follow trends! Make them!
...Stupid saying aside, don't leave 'less' important characters behind. I'm sure you're not going to find a DK-centric fic in the whole section if your life depended on it. And when I mean DK-centric, I mean the whole fic and not just one chapter that later changed to Marth...and Ike. "Shrugs"
16. Link Wants A Kiss For Luck. "Winks at you"
T: Unless you're sane, don't put stupid and pointless internet memes in your fics. What if you do? You're surely a Yoshi-fan that loves fart sounds. However, it's possible to make the memes look funny...if you REALLY think hard. Only use them if you're making a parody and not an actual serious fic.
17. Mario The Italian Plumber Who Doesn't Fix Pipes Anymore Despite Him Being a Plumber.
T: Don't go too literal with the main characters and make them look more exaggerated. If you do, you're probably portraying your pseudo-hatred towards the character you hate the most, and most people buy that. In other words, don’t make them too out of character (OOC). As a reminder, Sonic is neither Amy's boyfriend or husband whatsoever (no offense done to SonicXAmy fans (and Amy herself)).
However, this rule can be avoided for people who make parodies. Parodies usually have twists in personalities, so they're very fine unless otherwise said.
18. Sonic! No! You Must Turn Into Super Sonic And Keep Going! (Long One).
What is a reviewer? A reviewer is a person who gives criticism to the author for the chapter or story itself. Reviewers are often known to criticize their favorite scenes, character portrayal (if ANY), or their favorite scenes in the plot.
But what does this have to do with the cheesy title I just put up?
It's very obvious.
Replace "Sonic" with "author," and then replace the sentence beginning with "No!" and beyond for "I don't need to be criticized at all. Praise me all the time!" Let me tell you something: you're a disgrace to other authors.
An author is an author if he or she receives good feedback and criticism. There are some authors that think they don't need to be criticized because they know they're good. You probably back that up with a stupid sentence that "relates" with your crazy policy about reviews.
If the reviewer doesn't want to review, then he or she wants to discuss something wrong you did...wrong, but this doesn't mean you're bad. Authors need to be criticized in order to improve their skills in what they write. If the author goes whiny kid to the reviewer, then do us a favor and die with bad grammar and wrong spelling...in hell. Whiner authors don't have a place to be here.
19. Tell The Difference Between Ness And Lucas.
T: Critic and Flame... These 2 words can either make someone feel relieved or scare an author to their spines. However, you don't know the difference between these 2. I'll gladly tell you the huge difference:
Critic: This happens when the reviewer discuss something like the plot and characters (mostly personalities) in depth. Take in mind that authors who receive a good critic are authors with potential.
Flame: "U suck."
See the difference? Critics are more detailed, and flames are as simple as the idiotic sentence up here. You can always report the reviewer for the flame he or she gave to you, or erase it if it is anonymous.
20. Ganondorf Is The Lord Of All...Friendship.
T: In such action where the bad guy is changed to a hero THEN it should mean you're drunk. Most people manage to get away with this and make any villain their nemesis's best friend. I mostly hate this a lot.
However, there's a way to get around it before you make that mistake. You could try to make that villain be with the heroes as long as he or she doesn't get too out OOC.
How to do this? Read ahead:
1) Always keep his or her evil personality.
2) Watch the dialogues you write for him or her.
3) Don't make him or her befriend someone. Villains ALWAYS stay away from heroes. (This also implies the villains don't have comrades. YES, PEOPLE, they have to be alone). HOWEVER, you could make the villain befriend someone through a long (and sometimes stupidly long) period of time, and when that happens, always keep in mind the previous 2 recommendations.
21. Tell Pit How To Fight.
T: Or more commonly known as "Ask Fics." These fics usually ask you to put dares. Usually your mind tells you to ask things the author doesn't even know like why Wario eats garlic all the time. You even go as far as to dare Roy to make out with Ike (see "Swooning Over MarthXIke scene).
There was once a heated discussion with a guy in the Pokémon section (where I participated) where he told the author ask fics were against the rules of the site. Once the debate was finished, the author resumed his ask fics, enraging the reviewer who gave up on him. I'm so sorry to say this, but ask fics are absolutely pointless and a waste of your valuable time. If you want, go ahead and receive absurd thoughts of people who don't have nothing better to do to later force you to make someone like Squirtle suffer something absolutely stupid like take off his shell.
22. Isaac, Shadow, and Krystal shuld hav bin in Bruwl, lulz.
T: The point where fanboism is clear for the SSB section is made clear once you put "Geno" and "is a Smasher" together. No one has ever portrayed them well as a result, and this always ends in failure to meet your spectations. Don't do this mistake if you know the consequences.
23. Popo Liiikes Tho Dans. See ass Phopo dansez with Nanna.
T: Always remember the titles and summaries you write for your fic. People judge newcomers by their titles and summaries. Most stories get ignored if you ever put a misspelled word in the summary or the title itself. Also, don't put worthless things like "I suck at summaries" or "this fic is rated t: IN the summary. We know the rating of the story down below the summary as well. If you suck at summaries, then that space should have been left empty to begin with. Always, ALWAYS give good summaries with good prestige identification.
24. WHAT?! YOU DON'T HEAR ME, YOSHI?! WELL, THAT'S BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE EARS! (Or exclamation point rule.)
T: Why would you make the character yell so much during an adventure/action fic unnecessarily? This is a very crucial point for anyone who does this FOREVER. If the main characters yell too much, then that means they're the stereotypical kids' hero or villain. Always ignore such fics or yell at the author for doing it all the time in your review (irony intended). If you want to make them yell, then do it during fights, complaints that drag on, or when someone suffers pain or sadness (keeping in mind to not overuse mentioned recommended times). Exclamation points add emotion, but overusing them makes the characters annoying.
25. And Captain Falcon yells, "FALCON PAWNCH!" (I hate the meme I just wrote here, by the way.)
T: It's typical for you to copy TV's script and change it to sentences for your fic. However, have you ever checked the difference? Most people can't tell how cheesy the line they just published actually is. TV gives emotions, but fanfiction doesn't give them that easily. Explanations should be always used without making them sound wrong. And speaking of explanations...
26. "Lucario Felt All His Limbs, Fingers, Feet, Ears, Chest, Abs (if any (used for humor reasons), Fur, Tail, Frontal Hair, Forehead, Head, Eyes, Mouth, Whatever That Weird Blue Waist He Has, Belt, Wrists, Right Toe, Left Toe, Tongue, Teeth, Soul, Spirit, Aura Numb So Suddenly After Watching Hentai For The First Time Ever In All His 2394 Hours Of Living His Entire Life In The Smash Mansion While The Clock On The Wall Made Echoing Sounds Through His Room And Everything It Could Reach Within A 10 Feet Radius."
T: Since when did we ask for a whole wall text in the story with pointless explanations? Unless you like to be freaking Shakespeare, go poetic with your explanations but you will surely bore the heck out of everyone's mind. You should always balance length of explanations and dialogues. Otherwise, you surely have a lot of time in your hands to waste it all on a wall text to people who will surely fall asleep and hit their foreheads on their keyboards before they drool on the keys and cause a short circuit that later went through the cables and also affected the whole system inside the CPU that later caused a whole chain reaction with all the equipment in their house an-(you get my point now, don't you?)
By the way, since Lucario is being used as a joke here, let's clarify something here that most people think about him.
By any means, the Lucario in SSBB is NOT, ABSOLUTELY NOT the same Lucario from the movie. Why, you ask? Because of the fact that Lucario is inside a freaking green crystal besides his trainer. And please don't argue that it IS the same Lucario. As I've stated before, anime and video games don't mix or even interact with at all. This Lucario here is just as random as the Pikachu, Pichu, Mewtwo, and Jigglypuff, or are you going to say they all come from the anime? I'll tell you what, if that Lucario is really from the anime, then Red (PT of the 3) is DEFINITELY from the anime as well, which is in fact not true at all. Stop letting your fanboism getting in your ideas, please.
Now, Riley and Lucario? Those 2 are alive, and they came from the video game as well. Why not use them instead of the crystalized pair?
27. Jigglypuff Uses Sing! Foe Reader Becomes Asleep!
T: Why the HELL do you want to make a "song fic" thing with the song's script? This always happens when out of nowhere the real world (ours) and SSBB become one. You go fangirl on the fic and make the characters sing one of the overrated Jonas Brothers' songs. These fics ALWAYS fail to attract people with good common sense.
Oh, and the foe reader didn't fall asleep because Jigglypuff used Sing. The reader fell asleep because song fics are boring and a waste of time (admit it as well).
AND THE MOST IMPORTANT RULE OF ALL...
28. Sonic Swimming Is Better Than Final Smashes.
T: TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A GOOD FIC AND A STUPID ONE. People often mistake fics as "being the most fabulous fic ever" and they keep telling the author to keep going. Always compare 2 fics with the same genre, and find out which one is the one that has more sense. You're probably overlooking something that you shouldn't have read before. People often encourage novice authors to please the same reviewer. This is extremely bad. Remember that reviewers have the unusual power to convince anyone that their writing is awesome. Please don't do this mistake and help authors out (without your own fanboism getting in the way, that is).
And that's all you need to know to make a good fanfiction. If you got offended by a rule, you're surely doing something wrong. Always check your reviews, your story, and you writing as well…
Or do you really want to mix Transformers in there, show how ridiculous you are to hundreds of people, and attract people who can't tell the difference between decent and stupid?
COPY AND PASTE THIS TO YOUR PROFILE IF YOU WANT TO FOLLOW THESE RULES TO SPREAD IT AROUND EVERYONE.
Motto: Be Original, Spread The Word.
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