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Author has written 12 stories for Dora the Explorer, Star Fox, Kingdom Hearts, Super Smash Brothers, Regular Show, and Death Note.

Name: Not telling
Age: 19
DOB: 06-12-91
Location: Macalonia (I prefer to live in my own world)

Fav bands: Interpol, Silverson pickups, Yeah yeah yeahs, Dead weather and mostly indie rock and techo/electronica music in general.

Fav TV shows: True Blood, Curb your Enthusiasm, South Park, Family Guy, All That, Drake and Josh, Seinfeld, Everybody Loves Raymond, and That 70's show

Fav movie: Toy Story, A bug's life, Mulan, Lion King, and Grandma's Boy

Fav books: Eragon, Percy Jackson, Mortal Instruments trilogy, City of Ember, and Harry Potter (all of them)

Fav animals: Kangaroos and foxes

Fav color: Green

Fav foods: Mostly Italian and American foods

Fav videogames: Final fantasies 7, 9, 10, 12, and 13, Kingdom Hearts 1 and 2, Rock Band, Mario Kart 64, Spyro, Crash bandicoot, Smash bros. (HUGE fan), and Starfox

Fav cartoons: Spongebob, Catdog, Hey Arnold, Phineas and Ferb, Regular Show, Road Rovers, Freakazoid, and Rocko's Modern Life.

Fav animes/mangas: Black Cat, Death Note, Case Closed (a.k.a. Detective Conan), Bleach, Beck, The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, Ouran High School Host Club, Higurashi no naku koro, One Piece, BDZ, Pokemon, Gintama, and Inuyasha

Info about myself:

I'm what you may say a weirdo, and you know what? I like being weird. It's a lot more fun than being 'normal'. If you read my stories, prepare yourself for some weird/random/silly things :)

I love all types of fanfictions (except dark fictions)!

One more thing, whatever you do, don't think about the game (I lost it) and never play leapfrog with a unicorn or stop believing. :D

5 things I like:

1. My friends

2. Climbing to high heights and looking at the ground from above

3. Drawing

4. Having fun

5. Any sweets, such as cake and candy

5 things I don't like:

1. 95% of today's music

2. Twilight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh my god. Do NOT EVER ask me if I'm team Edward or Jacob because I'M TEAM ROCKET!!!

3. Egomaniacs or narcissistic people

4. Fanboys/fangirls

5. 2006-present Di$ney, nickelodeon, and Cartoon Network (except for a choice few)

Top 10 SSBB characters

1. Pit

2. Fox

3. Lucas

4. Toon Link

5. Marth

6. Kirby

7. Luigi

8. Wolf

9. Lucario

10. Samus/Zero Suit Samus

Then ask the following questions~

What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

Depends on what he wants. Either I'll listen to him, or just go back to sleep

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

I'd tell him to get out

Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

Aww. Kids and their imaginations...

Number 5 cooked you dinner?

For me? Thanks!

Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

Ok, just don't try to swallow me.

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

That would be fine by me.

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?

sighs* I told you to lay off the booze...

Number 9 made fun of your friends?

Hmm. Look who's talking...

Number 10 ignored you all the time?

How typical.

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

He'll help me out as we both go and fight them off together.

grabs a steel pole*

You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

Calls and ambulance and does everything to make it feel better.

It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?

Probably a toy, such as an action figure, or maybe something like playing or trading cards.

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

uses Wind Waker and plays Wind's Requim to help blow the fire away*

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

Probably just ignore me.

You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction:

Pit: You lucky b*stard! >:(

Me: ^_^

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

Makes me some spaghetti, I hope.

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?

He probably wouldn't support me at all.

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

Either hit me or scream at me telling me to shut up.

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

I'd never dream of him like THAT!!

Number 3 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 10.

I'd find that to be so cute.

You're dating 9 and he/she introduces you to her parents. Would you get along?

Date?! And, he has parents?

Will number 2 and 4 ever kiss?


Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?

No way. He's too irresistable and kind.

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

What's so funny?

Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?

Well can you blame us? You frighten a lot of people so bad, we probably won't even talk to you.

Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?


I love you, but I'm not IN love with you. Please try to understand!


You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?

You b*stard! *beats up Pit*

You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?

Maybe they're just playing videogames.

Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?

Highly doubt it!

Would 2 trust 5?

Probably not, since they both come from completely different worlds.

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?

Samus walks away.

5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?

I don't know. Sword school?! *scratches head*

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?

Kirby would just swallow it, no matter what it was.

7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?

I can't think of a particular job. Sorry!

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?

As long as it dosen't get too crazy or he dosen't screw around with Marth, otherwise, Wolf will be the one getting his hair cut.

9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?

How can you sketch something without fingers?

10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?

Who knows?

1 accidentally kicked 10?

She would shot him with her gun.

2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen?

reads it*

Lucario: What the hell?

continues reading it*

...blue fur more radiant than the blue, vastness of the open sea?


Moving along...

5 and 6 did a workout together?

Kirby never exercises, just eats and sleeps.

6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?

Because you would just eat all of the food.

7 won the lottery?


8 had quite a big secret?

WAY to many ideas are coming to my head, folks.

9 became a singer?


10 got a daughter?

I doubt Samus is the motherly type, but you never know.

What would 1 think of 2?

Pit thinking: What is he, a fox, then why is it walking and talking?

How would 3 greet 4?

He'd probably be too shy to greet him.

What would 4 envy about 5?

I have no idea.

What dream would 5 have about 6?

Marth: No, please. Don't eat me!

Kirby *starts inhaling*


What do 6 and 7 have in common?

They're both numbers.

Just kidding!

Seriously, my first thought is that they're both well known videogame heroes.

What would make 7 angry at 8?

Insulting his brother.

Where would 8 meet 9?

In the battlefield, fighting like dangerous warriors.

What would 9 never dare to tell 10?

Lucario: Nice boobs! *giggles*

Samus: PERVERT!! *shoots him with her paralyzing gun, then kicks him*

What would make 10 scared of 1?

I have NO idea. Maybe kissing? I don't know...

Is 5 Gay?

No, but the yaoi fangirls would disagree with me.

What would you do if you say 2 crying?

Give him a big hug.

My stories still in the works:

The heart within (about 65% complete)

Super smash love triangle (about 70% done)

My song of the week: December by Collective Soul

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The DEATH of Dora the explorer by DarkCrimsonShadowBlossom reviews
L asks Kira for a favor...
Crossover - Death Note & Dora the Explorer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/12/2015 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Complete
Big Brother SSBB Edition by TJBambi93 reviews
13 Smashers have entered the Big brother house in order to win 500 grand. Who will win, and will the Saboteur sabotage them all, and win 50 grand for himself? Find out here! ABANDONED FANFIC. NEW REBOOT IN WRITING!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,615 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 8/16/2010
So Simple by Sage-the-Anthro-Tiger reviews
Today was suppose to be normal. I mean, come on! I'm a good person... Contains yaoi, don't like, don't read
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,351 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Fox M., Lucario - Complete
Subspace Emissary: The Lost Cutscenes by HeavenStar88 reviews
Ever wondered what the Subspace Emissary would be like if it had dialogue? Here's one possibility.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 21,764 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/10/2011 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Complete
This is Dora by MyLastNameWasDumb reviews
Yep. Warning label inside! Just to be sure we're clear on this, it is just rated for language and violence T-M, depending if I feel the need to adjust . I'm letting you know I'm not a creeper!
Dora the Explorer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 5/27/2010
Roxas Needs Ice Cream! by bunnyofawesomeness reviews
What if the store ran out of sea-salt ice cream? What will poor Roxas do? A bit crackish. Okay, maybe a lot.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Roxas, Xion - Complete
Get Me Some Cake! by phoenix-dogs reviews
L runs out of cake! Oh noes!
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Light Y., L - Complete
Phineas and Ferb's awesome day by Malkshake reviews
Phineas and ferb have the best day of their lives.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Complete
Dora, You Idiot by Maranareef reviews
The title says it all. Another set of rants to go on this Category. Sorry, but it had to be done.
Dora the Explorer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/1/2010
Silence Broken by C.B. Magique reviews
Xion arrives in a new world for recon and meets a strange, largely silent inhabitant. She unknowingly creates another connection.
Crossover - Crash Bandicoot & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,224 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Crash Bandicoot, Xion - Complete
A trip to Dora's world by Raachuu reviews
Mello and Matt somehow magically appear in Dora's crazy world. Can they get out? Rated T for Mello's ridiculous mouth and violence towards little girls.
Crossover - Death Note & Dora the Explorer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Matt - Complete
More Ways to Get Killed by Organization XIII by NinjaLuffer1215 reviews
Here's another 50 ways to get yourself killed by Organization XIII. Rated T for safety. Chapter 2 is up! More crazy ways you can get the organization to kill you :
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/15/2009 - Published: 9/12/2009
50 Ways to Get Killed by Organization XIII by NinjaLuffer1215 reviews
Fifty random ways to get yourself killed by Organization XIII. Following this list will not always achieve desired results.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Complete
Star Fox Assualt: Randomness by ShadowSparxx reviews
The random adventures of an alternate story for Star Fox Assualt! Randomness! M for over-use of cussing, and possibly more!
Star Fox - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,931 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Complete
Dora the Explorer: Swiper Snaps by blindhobos reviews
Epic win! They finally made a Dora the Explorer category! This is a crack story, where Swiper finally gets fed up with Dora. What happens when our favorite fox has taken about all he can take? This was amazingly fun to write!
Dora the Explorer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Complete
Death by Potato Chips by Quillian reviews
Funny things can happen when one writes names in the Death Note while eating potato chips...
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Suck it Power by the 6ft dick reviews
A day in the life of Ocean Shores.
Rocket Power - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Complete
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Light writes Justin Bieber in the Death Note reviews
Title pretty much sums up the whole plot. Care to read why? WARNING: obviously contains Bieber bashing. Also contains some bad language. Rated T just to be safe.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Light Y., Sayu Y. - Complete
Underneath Your Clothes reviews
For some folks, going shopping for clothes may mean more than just looking for new outfits. Contains M/M furry love. Also contains mild violence and strong language. FoxxWolf
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,239 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Fox M., Wolf - Complete
Mordecai's nightmare reviews
A totally crazy, random story I wrote in the late night. WARNING: F word is used once. Also contains slight J. Bieber bashing, so J.B. fans DO NOT READ! The next, and final, chapter will arrived real soon.
Regular Show - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Mordecai - Complete
Lucas's question reviews
Revised and proofread. Lucas has one particular question in mind for a long time, but dosen't know who to turn to. What's going to happen? Read and review! Contains only little swearing!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,947 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Lucas - Complete
Super Smash Love Triangle reviews
Old story deleted for too many grammatical errors. Long story short: Samus loves Link. Zelda loves Link. Zelda or Samus? It's a tough choice, but Link will have to choose one of them. Rated T for blood and mild swearing.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,742 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Link
The Heart Within reviews
Can Sora stop the heartless with the help of Fox and the gang? R&R please! Rated T for future violence and violent references. Chapter 7 is now FINALLY up!
Crossover - Star Fox & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,894 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Fox M., Sora
Axel can't spell reviews
Axel must have some spelling problems. Want to find out what he spells? Read and review! Rated T for your own safety. Read at your own risk.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 321 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Axel - Complete
30 MORE random Starfox deaths reviews
My 2nd not to do story for Starfox. Here are 30 more things that you should NEVER do in the world of Starfox. Rated T just in case. You have been warned. Read and review.
Star Fox - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Complete
30 random Starfox deaths reviews
Something I made up because I was bored. Here are 30 things you should NOT do in the world of Starfox. Read and review.
Star Fox - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Complete
If Falco was gay reviews
Another songfic, but from Avenue Q's If you were gay, using Star Fox characters. Contains NO yaoi whatsoever!
Star Fox - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Slippy T., Falco L. - Complete
The Internet is for porn Kingdom Hearts style reviews
Revised and proofread version. Old story will be deleted due to too many grammatical errors. Anyway, a little songfic to Avenue Q's 'Internet is for Porn', but with Kindom Hearts characters.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Larxene, Axel
The super surprise reviews
Dora and Boots have a super surprise waiting for them at her house. Read and find out what it is. Contains some bad language and a little bit of violence.
Dora the Explorer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Complete