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Author has written 4 stories for Vampire Academy, and Twilight.
I recently changed my profile name from EroticDarkAngel just so you know that
I may be slightly insane, but I just think I'm fun. I like writing though I dont think I'm good at it. I just do it regardless. If you dont like my stories, then dont read them. Its as simple as that.
Okay, so people tend to like my plots so here's what I do,
You're free to use my plots if you want to, have fun. All I ask is that you PM me and tell me if you are cuz I wana see how you do.
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If this doesn't touch you, you're heartless
One night a guy and a girl were driving home fromt eh movies. The boy sensed there was something wrong because of the painful silence they shared between them that night. The girl then asked the boy to pull over because she wanted to talk. She told him that her feelings have changed and that it was time to move on. A silent tear slid down his cheek as he slowly reached into his pocket and passes her a folded note. At that moment a drunk driver was speeding down that very same street. He swerved right into the drivers seat, killing the boy. Miraculously the girl survived. She remembered the note and pulled it out and read it.
"Without your love, I would die"
ｦｦｦｦ You say prep - I say Goth
ｦｦｦｦ You say pink - I say black
ｦｦｦｦ you say Jesse McCartney - I say P!nk
ｦｦｦｦ You say Paris Hilton - I say wtf?
ｦｦｦｦ You say Pop - I say Rock
ｦｦｦｦ You say Hannah Montana - I say Linkin Park
ｦｦｦｦ you say im weird - I say im different
At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping it all over his lap.
When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him by never even bothering to practice.
When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by jumping out of the car and never looking back.
When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.
When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.
When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.
When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.
When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.
When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You thanked him by taking it every chance you could.
When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him by being on the phone all night.
When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked him by staying out partying until dawn.
When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.
When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you how deep he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the country.
When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their children.
And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism.
One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem: my husband keeps falling asleep during your services. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?"
"I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you. I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a good poke in the leg."
In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones.
"Jesus!" Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the hatpin.
"Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr. Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mrs. Jones.
"God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin.
"Right again," said the minister, smiling. Before long, Mr. Jones had winked off again. However, this time, the minister did not notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her husband with the hatpin again.
The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?"
Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that god damned thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half and shove it up your ass!"
"Amen," replied the congregation
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
╔╗╔═╦╗ Put this on your page
My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE
My mother taught me RELIGION
My mother taught me TIME TRAVEL
My mother taught me LOGIC
My mother taught me MORE LOGIC
My mother taught me FORESIGHT
My mother taught me IRONY
My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS
My mother taught me CONTORTIONISM
My mother taught me about the WORLD
My mother taught me about STAMINA
My mother taught me WEATHER
My mother taught me HYPOCRISY
My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE
My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION
My mother taught me: ENVY
My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION
My mother taught me: RECEIVING
My mother taught me: MEDICAL SCIENCE
My mother taught me: ESP
My mother taught me: HUMOR
My mother taught me: HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT
My Mother taught me: Genetics
My Mother taught me about my Roots
My Mother taught me Wisdom
My mother taught me about Justice
Man: Where have you been all my life?
10 Commandments of a Teenager
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(just leave'm in the middle)
He gave her 12 roses,
11 real and one fake,
"I'll love you until the last rose dies."
This is this cat. This is is cat. This is how cat. This is to cat. This is keep cat. This is an cat. This is idiot cat. This is busy cat. This is for cat. This is forty cat. This is seconds cat. Now go back and read the third word in each sentence from the top. Pass it on.