HEY! My name is probably none of your business but ill just say it starts with an O.
As you will be able to tell i am TEAM JASPER!!!!
Ten reasons to be team Jasper:
1. He's sensitive to your feelings, literally.
2. He doesn't take his brothers to strip clubs.
3. He fought in the civil war.
4. He didn't kill Bella.
5. He sparkles.
6. He never left anyone.
7. He showed everyone how to fight.
8. Blonds have more fun.
9. He has an amazing ability to put up with Rosalie.
10. He's just that cool. TEAM JASPER ALWAYS AND FOREVER AMEN
Food: piza, chips, chicken wings and ribs
Stores: Bath and Body Works, American Eagle, La Senza, Bench, Garage
Songs: Round and Round (Selena Gomez) I Like It (Enrique Inglesias) Take It Off (Ke$ha) Rockstar 101 (Rihanna) Concrete Angel (Martina McBride) Year withought rain (Selena Gomez) Mine (Taylor Swift) and mutch mutch more!...wow i read back on this and wonder wtf was i thinking??
music i like NOW: Imagine Dragons, Hedley, One Direction, Taylor Swift, Bruno Mars, Enrique Inglesias and a lot more great artists.
Shows: White Collar, Pretty Little Liars, NCIS, CSI, Criminal Minds, Rizzoli and Isles, The Amazing Race, Vampire Diaries
Characters: Jasper, Peter, Charolette, Emmett, Jasper, Rosalie, Paul, Jasper, Aec, Jasper, Harry, Draco, Ron, Hermione, BlaiseDamon, Neal, Mozzie, Spencer, Hanna, Tony, Gibbs, Ziva, Kate, ABBY! Ducky, JOEY AND MEGAN FROM THE AMAZING RACE! and JASPER
I Hate: biches, sluts, French teachers, spinage, homework, watermellons, tests, and School, and many oher things(the list would be to long);D
The Twilight Oath
I promise to remember Bella
I promise to remember Nessie
Lessons Learned in Twilight:
1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.
-Roses are red
Music is my life. Put this if u listen to real music
put this on your page.
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If you have been diagnosed
«• Twilight •» •.(•. .•).•
Who do you like more:
Bella or Edward?
Bella or Jacob?
Bella or Alice?
Alice or Jacob?
Rosalie or Alice?
Jasper or Alice?
Jasper or Edward?
Carlisle or Esme?
Emmett or Jasper?
both (they are both adorable, lol)
Emmett or Jacob?
Bella or Rosalie?
Esme or Charlie?
Charlie or Carlisle?
Charlie or Billy?
Jacob or Sam?
Sam or Quil?
Quil or Embry?
Who's the better villain: James or Victoria?
Werewolves or Vampires?
What are your 10 favorite Twilight characters (in order)?
Have you ever read a 5/3 fanfic? Paul and Peter? um no. not really into that
What about an 8/4? Bella and Rose? nope not into that
7/5? Alec and Paul? not my cup of tea
What if 5 walked in on 1 and 10? Paul walked in on Jasper and Charlie. um ewe? i think he would scream bloody murder and run away like the devil is chasing him.
Would you make out with 1? yes yes yes hell YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Has 6 ever walked in on 7 and 9? Seth walked in on Alec and Carlisle? No, no hopefully not...never
What if you walked in on 2, 10, and 4? Emmett, Charlie, and Rosalie. um just get rid of Charlie and it'll be good with that pairing...but i woul bleach my brain.
Her name was Auroura
Her dad was a drunk
Her only friend
She always talked to it
Until her parents
A bruise on her leg
But she grabs her bear
She sits in the corner
Such a bad life
Then one night
Then her mom suddenly
She thrust the blade
The mom walked out
Police showed up
One officer slowly
It must have been bad
If you hate child abuse, post this on your profile!!
My name is Tiffany.
I am three,
My eyes are swollen.
I cannot see,
I must be stupid,
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren’t ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can’t do a wrong
I can’t speak at all
Or else I'm locked up
All day long.
When I'm awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren’t home
When my mommy does come home
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie’s bar.
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the wall
I try to hide
From his evil eyes
I’m so afraid now
I’m starting to cry
He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words,
He says its my fault
He suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And run to the door
He’s already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken,
"I’m sorry!", I scream
But its now much to late
His face has been twisted
Into a unimaginable shape
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
O please God, have mercy!
O please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While I lay there motionless
Brawled on the floor
My name is Tiffany
I am three,
Tonight my daddy
And you can help
Sickens me top the soul,
And if you read this
and don’t pass it on
I pray for your forgiveness
Because you would have to be
One heartless person
To not be effected
By this Poem
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
If you're against abortion, re-post this
I trust Jesus Christ as my Lord and Saviour. If you do to, and you have no problem saying so; post this on your profile.
TRY NOT TO CRY:
In Loving Memory of The Columbine Students Who Were Lost. Please if you would, pass this around. I'd be happy if you could; don't smash this on the ground. If you pass this on, maybe people will cry. Just keep this in your heart for the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye". Now you have 2 choices, 1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as "Try Not To Cry" 2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are.
Did you know...
kissing is healthy.
bananas are good for period pain.
it's good to cry.
chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.
lying is actually unhealthy.
you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.
it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.
89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.
it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.
chocolate will make you feel better.
most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
a good friend never judges.
a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.
boys aren't worth your tears.
we all love surprises.
Now... make a wish.
Wish REALLY hard!
WISH WISH WISH WISH
Your wish has just been received.
Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...
Your wish will be granted.
somrthing odd but funny!
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
19. My mother taught me ESP.
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
If you have ever wanted to slap someone, but restrained yourself, congratulations, and copy and paste this to your profile.
98 percent of teenagers, do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.
If you are against any kind of abuse, copy and paste this to your profile (i did!)
gummy bears are eating me
one is red
one is blue
the yellow one just ate my shoe
Now I'm running for my life.
The green one's got a butcher's knife.
gummy bears are eating me
You know if you live in the 21 centery if...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or my space...wow i haven't updated that in a while
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did
Girls Don't realize these things;
But most of all
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'