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Author has written 6 stories for Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, and Jhonen Vasquez.

*InterestingInformation*

Real Name: Youmustknowbecauseyouareastalker

Gender: Female

Location: Somewhere I shouldn't be.

Occupation: Finding ways to raise my level of insanity!

Interests: Dragons,dark chocolate,messed up humor,JTHM and Invader Zim!

Favorite Color: Black and Green FTW!

Favorite Music Genre:Techno, Classic, and Trailer Music!

About Me: I don't only write crummy fan fiction! I have written many chapter books that I hope to one day publish, but I do not dare tell you anything about it due to the risk of it being stolen. I love drawing animals and countless forms of creatures,mostly dragons. I'm a pretty good fan of JV's work, the guy who made Invader Zim and JTHM,though, I'm not about to go stalk him like some people I know.I also love messed up humor and family drama as long I am not involved. Anyway, thank you for taking the time to read this and I hope you will read a story of mine or two.


[BOLD-BURN-SECTION]


I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, ihatejacob1, Twilighter80,Emmetthemonkey, Inkfire, AcroPrincess, InvaderSidney, Invader Gilly, KatakaCandy2429658, Invader Elze, Micah The Homicidal Maniac, The Girl Who Questions Sleep, Doom Dragonness

98% of the population would probably turn suicidal if Myspace/Facebook was down for 48 hours. If you're part of the 2% that would laugh their asses off at their pain, copy and paste this into your profile.

95% of the population would go nuts if Edward Cullen jumped off a building.
4% would yell "JUMP!"
If you are the 1% that would push him, copy this and paste it and put it on your profile

I'm sick of team Edward and team Jacob...I'M TEAM GIR!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile. (I did when I was 4.)

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, kailover 2006, Iluvbeyblade, Lamanth, AnimeGirl329, Kathleen-chan, Life is a Highway66, moviemanic122893, Ham-Kelly- now Chibi Corn Chip, DolphinInsomniac 15, Cosplay Chan, Umbreon Mastah, Mind Seeker, Dewdrop13, Medalis, Invisibool, KatakaCandy2429658, Invader Elze, Invader Misty, INVaDERd00m, Invader NAV, Doom Dragonness


One for the GIRLS!

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing

Man: You're eyes, they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.


To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom and don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something ask if they want fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6.In the memo field of all your checks, write for marijuana.

7.Finish all your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall rather than walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify that your drive-through order is 'To Go'.

12. Sing along at the opera.

14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you have a headache.

17. When the money comes out of the ATM scream'I Won! I Won!'

18. When leaving the zoo start running towards the parking lot, yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell your children over dinner,'due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.'

20. Break awkward silence events by meowing.

21. When in a group open a briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

22. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is to copy and paste this into your profile to make people who read bios smile.


15 Things to do when you're in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"


Stupid laws

In New York:

It is against the law to throw a ball at someone’s head for fun.

Citizens may not greet each other by “putting one’s thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers”. (WTF?)

Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 PM. (Makes sense, thats went all the slipper crazied cats come out.)

In Florida:

Doors of all public buildings must open outwards.

It is illegal to sell your children. (Oh darn...)

Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.

A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.

If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle. (Looks like I will have to leave mine at home again.)

It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.

In Georgia:

Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs.

Signs are required to be written in English.

No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday. (Because the lord is angered.)

in South Dakota:

No horses are allowed into Fountain Inn unless they are wearing pants. (I'm going to the inn next door then!)

It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory.

In Tennessee:

It is illegal to transport an ice cream cone in your pocket. (At least you don't have to worry about sitting on it.)

No one may eat ice cream on the sidewalk.

Illegal for a woman to drive a car unless there is a man either running or walking in front of it waving a red flag to warn approaching motorists and pedestrians. (Sounds a bit sexist...)

It’s illegal for frogs to croak after 11 PM. (I think that's up to the frogs.)

In Missouri:

Frightening a baby is in violation of the law.

It shall be unlawful to provide beer or other intoxicants to elephants.

Dancing is strictly prohibited. (So no strip clubs then? Damn it!)

It’s illegal to sit on the curb of any city street and drink beer from a bucket. (Bring on the barrels baby!)

A milk man may not run while on duty. (RUN MILK MAN, RUN!)

In Idaho:

Illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds. (I always wondered why the women there are so fat.)

You may not fish on a camel’s back. (But I can fish on it's head, correct?)

Riding a merry-go-round on Sundays is considered a crime. (They why are they open in the first place?)

Residents may not fish from a giraffe’s back. (But I can fish on it's head, correct?)

In Indiana:

The value of Pi is 3. (I don't care as long as I get some pie.)

Baths may not be taken between the months of October and March. (But you can take showers, right?)

It is illegal to make a monkey smoke a cigarette.

No one may throw an old computer across the street at their neighbor. (No problem, I will just use my television.)

In Alaska:

Clowns beware! (I hate 'em too!)

In Kansas:

If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed. (I'm taking the bus.)

Hitting a vending machine that stole your money is illegal. (Watch out Zim...)

No one may wear a bee in their hat.

No one may sing the alphabet on the streets at night. (Drunk kindergarteners beware...)


*WhatIShip*

Most Dislike Pairing: Popular CharacterxOC

I must honestly say...I hate OCs period! I currently only have about one OC in my fan fictions whom is Zim and Dib's *cough* kid but that just can't be helped. I never liked Ocs as they always turn out to be Mary Sues which is my soul purpose to destroy! Make a smexy character who just so happens to be in the author's form and happens to have the same interests and problems as the main character,say, Johnny C. I can't really explain why I hate all these pairings. Don't get me wrong! I have read a few good ones when I first got into the fandom but I just can't see it happening. Though, I don't mind children Ocs, the result of a messed up pairing. In fact I fully support the demented spawn! I also fully support the use of OCs throw story development, just not the focused pairing.

AND doesn't OC stand for Original Character or something? What so ORIGINAL about them? ಠ_ಠ

Most Like Pairing: NnyxProf.Membrane

How many of you just fell out of your seat?

I don't even believe this pairing exists, but I found it oh so amusing! Once it popped in my defective mind it wouldn't leave. I'm probably gonna write a crack fic just for shit and giggles. Pairings with Johnny never make sense. This is no exception. Might as well make it enjoyable.

Disclaimer: I'm not claiming that this pairing is in any shape or form mine as I own none of the characters and, since it's the internet, its doubtful I am the first to think of this. BUT please, feel free to message me if you find anything regarding this pairing. God, this is hilarious...:')


*UpdateLog*


July 16, 2012:


I am mainly updating just to show I am alive and well. It turns out that life has had me writing less for a quite a will. I have had slight writer's block and haven't had much motivation to continue half completed chapters I have thus far. Yet, I have had more time open up and you should expect to see something new up soon. Thanks for being understanding.

March 14, 2012:


Why hello. It seems to have been a while. Anyway, I'm pleased to announce that the next chapter of my most popular fic "Free to Keys" has just been released. It's rather short but a longer one is soon to follow.

What else if soon to follow should also be some different stories from different fandoms such as Invader Zim,Portal,Pokemon, and maybe even Lilo and Stitch. Don't get me wrong! I love JTHM and I'm sure I'm cursed to forever be a die hard fan till the end. I just wish to break this slight obsession and expand a little. It's good to be back, even for a bit.

July 4, 2011:

First off, I would like to say Happy 4th of July for those of you who celebrate it! I have also added a new chapter to "Free to Keys." Probably my longest chapter yet, but you guys deserve it for being so patient and the next one is in the works. I must apologize however, since I updated some past chapters and rid them of hopefully, all typos. I say sorry because some of you will receive a notification that will be practically spam since nothing has changed dramatically in the updated chapters.

June 16, 2011:

I posted a new one-shot story that I just had to write as soon as I thought about it. Though, let this not set any of you back, please. I am still working on my stories and now that it is Summer I have more free time then ever before!

April 13, 2011:

I haven't written anything in a while and I would say its due to school or something but in all honestly I'm just lazy. Also, I am still working on my stories, mostly "Free to Keys" though that story has many different plot possibles I'm still deciding.

January 7, 2011:

It's a whole new year so I thought I should clear out this old update log because who reads the old text anyway?


You can leave now...thank you!

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That's All It Takes by Penonymous reviews
"You see, I never get caught!" That statement has always been true for the infamous Johnny C. Until now, that is.
Crossover - Invader Zim & Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,339 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/5/2012 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Johnny C.
Nny's Epiphany by devention reviews
Nny has an Epiphany in the face of horribly cliched beauty. It's a parody of every Mary Sue fichorrible fic I've ever read. Let's get ready to be offended! Off the hiatus I never told you it was on!
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,071 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 6/29/2006 - Johnny C.
Future Generations by calico118 reviews
A tragic accident leaves GLaDOS to raise the daughter of her former test subject. Can she and the child adjust to this new life style? No pairings or language, just the fact that Caroline is Chell's mother. Please R&R!
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 69,624 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 8/8/2011 - GLaDOS
Just Words by TheWaffleMonster reviews
What do I have to do for you to hear me? Is this really what it takes?
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,031 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Dib, Prof. Membrane - Complete
Heat by Emo Fox reviews
Zim suffers through this cycle every year. Not a big deal. He just makes sure to lock himself in his lab, alone. So, what happens when Dib gets stuck down there with him? Mpreg ZADR
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,053 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Zim, Dib
Endermen by Nevvarchive reviews
View of the monsters in Minecraft, inspired by Endermen. Although I liked them better with green eyes.
Minecraft - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,720 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 9/11/2011
Herobrine and the Endermen by Wandergirl108 reviews
Originally a one-chapter children's creepypasta, this story has evolved - or devolved - into an admittedly cliche message about the difference between fate and choice. Enjoy! And please read its counterpart by World3nder as well!
Minecraft - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,235 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Complete
Caroline by VT Arkens reviews
SPOILER ALERT! As Chell tries her hardest to escape Old Aperture, GLaDOS has a recollection. But what exactly is going on in that potato? And who is Caroline, really?
Portal - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,562 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Caroline, Cave Johnson - Complete
Answer Me by Kioasakka reviews
I was not supposed to be bothered by silence or by loneliness; I was a computer, after all.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/26/2011 - GLaDOS, Chell - Complete
Part Two of Experiment 367 by StoryBirth reviews
The ponies see that the sky has changed into a strange new color. Old legends state that it is a sign from some woman's voice in the sky to return to her land. Upon returning, they find out that it's time for testing.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,767 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 6/17/2011
The Ultimate Test by i am Noxus reviews
I've had enough. After everything I've done for her, she wanted me to do another test. She even stooped so low as to promise me my mother. Pssh. They're all the same, robots. I've had enough of them. I want my freedom.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Chell, GLaDOS - Complete
A Precious Rainbow by milesprower06 reviews
Alternate ending to Cupcakes. A last-minute rescue saves Rainbow Dash from certain death. But now the scarred and broken Pegasus must accept how her life has changed, and find out how she can possibly move on.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,853 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Rainbow Dash, Applejack - Complete
The Same Will Never Happen to You by Chloe Kompton reviews
Old age is the one thing GLaDOS can't cure, but there is one thing she can do about it, no matter how much Chell protests. And then once everything's gone wrong, Black Mesa enters the picture to make it go a little worse.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,847 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 6/9/2011 - GLaDOS, Chell
Experimental InterDimensional Cooperation Test 1 by DeathlyFlames reviews
GLaDOS needs new test subjects for further study in cooperation. The portal gun's success depends on it. When she send out the collector, Dib and Zim are in the wrong place at the wrong time. Portal 2 spoilers! Rated T for future language.
Crossover - Invader Zim & Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Dib
You've Got Your Short, Sad Life Left by Chloe Kompton reviews
Repulsion gel is eating Chell's skeleton, and she is going to die unless someone can help her. Story centered around GLaDOS, Caroline, and Chell. No pairings. COMPLETE
Portal - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,950 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 5/16/2011 - GLaDOS, Chell - Complete
My Little Test Subject by Klutzybear reviews
GLaDOS is bored. What else is there to do in a center but hang around and watch two robots screw up the simpliest puzzles?. . . Hey, where did that pink pony come from?
Crossover - My Little Pony & Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,162 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Complete
My Only The Only One by QoD-Dev reviews
Re-write to my somehow popular story 'My Only'. Earth belongs to the Empire, and Zim is given less than a heroes treatment. Blaming Dib, he allows himself to be captured by the human resistance. ZaDR/m-pregishness/obvious gayness. Don't like, don't read.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,873 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 5/28/2011 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Zim, Dib
Just One Lullaby by YBNorml reviews
Johnny/Edgar, Johnny lets Edgar live, and Edgar finds less and less reasons for him to keep staying at Johnny's but he does anyways. Unfortunately for Squee, after his parents' untimely death, it's the two hapless insane neighbors who take him in.
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,092 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Johnny C., Edgar V. - Complete
Convergence by Faux Promises reviews
Their paths had intersected many times, but they had yet to truly see eye to eye. Chell returns to Aperture to see an old friend. Two-shot.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,583 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 5/7/2011 - GLaDOS, Chell - Complete
Farewell, My Dear Child by Floweramon reviews
What was going through GLaDOS's head during the final minutes of Portal 2? More importantly, why were the turrets singing that particular song?
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/26/2011 - GLaDOS, Chell - Complete
Harmonie by Faux Promises reviews
My dear, beautiful child...farewell. The formerly wicked AI bids Chell goodbye. One-shot based on the connection between Chell, GLaDOS, and Caroline.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/22/2011 - GLaDOS - Complete
Sickness Returns by InsanelyA.D.D reviews
What if Sickness wasn't dead? What if Devi started killing people? How would Johnny be afected by these changes? Has mild Nny/Devi. It's my first fic so be nice! T for violence, gore, language, and DOOM. COMPLETED!
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,800 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/11/2011 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Johnny C., Devi D. - Complete
MarySue, we hate you by Invader Gilly reviews
No longer a one shot showing the most horrible species known to fangirl kind - The Mary-Sue
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,631 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Three Eds and A Baby by Jo The Mage of Breath reviews
What happens when the Eds find a lost baby in an alley on the way from school one day? What happens when they decide to become the baby's foster parents? And what happens when the other kids get involved? Review and please give Constructive critisism.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,940 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Edd, Eddy
Johnny's Childhood memory? by HisDarkMistress reviews
I know, I know. The story I made is random, graphic, and weird. But it's kinda funny Also, please PLEASE please review :D
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2011
Revelation Formula by SevenOverThree reviews
IZ/JTHM cross. Dib is stargazing on the cliff when a certain homicidal maniac appears. His conversation is welcome, until the subject takes a dark turn - changing to his family.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,992 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Johnny C.
Memories of a past life by Invader Nav reviews
Dib blacks out one day during skool, and has memories of a past life as an Irken named Bid. He's remembering the day his Tallest Miyuki helped him become the first Irken resurrected in a human body. He's also remembering how Zim screwed it all up. Oneshot
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,246 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Dib, Almighty Tallest Miyuki - Complete
Marbles and Screws by HeCallsMeHisChild reviews
Zim is fed up with GIR's insanity and decides to fix it for good. But when he opens GIR's head and takes out the garbage, he realizes there's more to GIR's circuitry than meets the eye. Sequel to Pennies & Paperclips.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,001 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/2/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Gir, Zim - Complete
Grasswhistle by EspiratheAwesome reviews
A Sceptile family get an unexpected surprise when a strange egg appears in their nest that would change their lives forever...
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,096 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Snivy/Tsutarja, Treecko/Kimori - Complete
To Want To by SevenOverThree reviews
He'd always figured that his memories were a thing forever beyond his grasp. His wall-monster had consumed them all, leaving nothing but an empty expanse behind. But lately, he's been doubting that's true. On temporary hiatus.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,129 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/19/2010 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Johnny C., Devi D.
A Message To Mary Sue Writers by Penonymous reviews
Johnny hates not only Mary Sues, but also their creators, as shown in his poem. one-shot
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Johnny C. - Complete
Dear Dieary by Sausimae Fuma reviews
Johnny s travels and back-stories , finding the voices , moving in , murder... Stuff about Johnny. Comic content will be included. All characters and stuff is Jhonen Vasquez s.
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/15/2010
A Place to Call Home by inuyashacat13 reviews
The Tallest are finally bored with Zim's meek attempts at invading the Earth and decide to intervene. Zim questions himself and Dib trys to keep him together.ZADR. Full Summary Inside. May become Mpreg but I might just be messing with you xD
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 58,322 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Dib, Zim
Inferior Irken Organs! by EmoCupCakeGirl reviews
Zim gets ambushed by Dib on his way to Skool, with Dib intending on testing the affects of a certain earth food on him, with strange and...kinda pretty results. Slight Gir insanity! PLEASEEEEE review! I don't own IZ
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Zim, Gir - Complete
Gir Wants Ice Cream by AgentInvaderMinionofDoom reviews
GIR wants ice cream and Zim won't let him have it. Chapter two was a request.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Zim, Gir - Complete
Birth of a Killer by Penonymous reviews
Dib finally captures Zim but goes a little...insane
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Big Brother by RiddledRose reviews
Chapter 3: Family. Nny has a talk with Squee about what really makes a family, and it leads to some really awkward moments. Rated M for language.
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,643 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 6/5/2010
Electric Flame by ObsessedwithBirds reviews
You know the saying "An old flame"? That's how I got the title. Brief appearances of Black and White; Zekrom x Reshiram... The two must fight to protect the integrity of Isshu and find their true love. M for a reason. :D
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Zekrom, Reshiram
Outsider by skrinkle reviews
Nny gives life advice while Squee helps him with...everyday chores.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,049 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Squee, Johnny C. - Complete
In Short Supply by ckret2 reviews
When Purple discovers that the gap between the tall and short Irkens is widening, he fears the worst, the division of the Irken race. But as Red denies that anything's wrong, he resorts to filling that gap himself. With Zim's help. ZAPR, mpreg.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 155,731 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Zim, Purple
A Twisted Horror Story by DarkChao1663 reviews
Do you like horror movies with a psycho killer on the loose? Or ones where the heroes are trapped with an impending doom? Read this "horror" story that has a bit of a twisted ending involving a certain someone that is neither saved nor damned. One shot!
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Johnny C. - Complete
Might As Well by Red Ringo reviews
Johnny C killed Edgar Vargas. Johnny knows that. Edgar knows that. What Edgar doesn't know is how he has been living in Johnny's basement for the past few weeks. He decides it's time to leave, but things go quite astray. Can he survive this encounter?
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,938 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/5/2008 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Johnny C.
Insanity Runs In the Family by Moonlit Snowfall reviews
Years after Nny left, Todd and a few friends move into his house. When Todd starts to realize his sanity is slipping, he begins to wonder if he's becoming like his old neighber. Slight Invader Zim X-over. ZADR! Other pairings to come.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,006 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Squee
Song Without A Name by Lady Yate-xel reviews
Reincarnation is complicated, and apparently, not a refined system. When the lines between lives are blurry at best, and memories seep in from the person you were, do you stay the person you are? Who do you want to be, and do you want to be seen?
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 151,263 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/2/2008 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Johnny C., Edgar V. - Complete
Fine Line Between Love and Hate by Lael Adair reviews
"So," Membrane rumbled as he materialized in a column of spectral smoke, "I find you here. It was only a matter of time." Before him the child retreated a step, eyes wide and disbelieving. "Dad?" And suddenly, he wanted it. -oneshot-
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,863 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/19/2006 - Ms. Bitters, Prof. Membrane - Complete
Out of the Darkness by inferre reviews
A Squue Johnny relationship story. takes place shortly before Nny's trip to Nowhere and some time after it. No worries, no yaoi. The second part is ready, it's called Passing the Light and you can find it on
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,090 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/18/2005 - Published: 12/16/2005 - Squee, Johnny C. - Complete
From Irk with Love by Sideos reviews
ZADR parody. This is my first but not last Zim fic. UPDATE! I split the story into 2 chapters for your reading delight.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,374 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2005 - Complete
Cookies Are Good! by Jaded Holliwood reviews
Johnny ish bored, and when a little girl comes to the door selling cookies, he just can't resist.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/25/2005
Pikachu's Hardest Choice by Nod-Flareon reviews
Togepi digs up a Thunderstone, Ash keeps it, Pikachu faces a choice to evolve or not to evolve.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/10/2004
Experiment 166 Fury by Charon the Sabercat reviews
A new experiment hounds Lilo on the cousins she let get away, so our little heroine tries to fix her mistakes. Based on Thrown Into the Fires. R&R
Lilo & Stitch - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,425 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/18/2004 - Complete
Enough to Stay by Sparkle Itamashii reviews
Happening during and after the seventh comic. Hopefully a satisfying explanation of anything that was left unexplained by the actual series. [OLD WRITING]
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 153,893 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/8/2003 - Published: 3/18/2003 - Complete
Four Stories by Chris T. Brodie reviews
Four different events that occur through the eyes of JTHM, Squee, and Devi on a single Saturday afternoon.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,492 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/9/2003 - Published: 12/31/2002
The Day at WalMart Was Like a Simile by DeterminedX2 reviews
Zim and GIR go to WalMart, to try and learn the secret of conquering Earth, where they run into Dib and Gaz. This story is full of really strange similes.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,215 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 12 - Published: 6/12/2002 - Complete
A NNY Christmas by Devoted Dib Fan reviews
Squee is told that Santa Clause is not real. It's up to Nny to save Christmas for Squee. Very lame, but cute. (There's more coming, don't worry)
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,778 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 12/19/2001 - Published: 12/12/2001
Career Day by Chaotica reviews
Squee has a Career Day and gets a surprise lesson from you know who!
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,044 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/5/2001
Dinner at Residence 777 by Yashachan reviews
Nny invites Squee over for dinner, oh I shiver to think.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 18 - Published: 7/9/2001
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Free to Keys reviews
When Johnny discovers his long lost diaries what will he find when he reads them? Was Nny truly always the monster he is or, is it something entirely different?
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,175 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Johnny C.
Too Late reviews
Johnny returns from his journey to become cold, but has he succeeded? He then seeks out to find Squee but he finds out, its simply too late... ONE-SHOT
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,764 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Johnny C., Squee C. - Complete
Journey into the Doom Dimensions reviews
Johnny and the gang are sent to countless dimensions and now they must find a way to escape each one before its to late. Rating may change as the story continues.
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,968 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/4/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010
Bricks reviews
The title compels you to read this yes? Anyway, this is a story based on an event that happened to me in real life but only in Squee's shoes! ONE-SHOT
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Complete
The Talk Show of Terror reviews
Just your standard talk show featuring Jhonen Vasquez's awesome creations!
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/13/2010
Not That Bad reviews
Johnny decides to go out for a nice walk into the night but its put on hold when Devi runs off with Squee. ONE-SHOT
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,480 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Complete