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Author has written 6 stories for Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, and Jhonen Vasquez.
Real Name: Youmustknowbecauseyouareastalker
Location: Somewhere I shouldn't be.
Occupation: Finding ways to raise my level of insanity!
Interests: Dragons,dark chocolate,messed up humor,JTHM and Invader Zim!
Favorite Color: Black and Green FTW!
Favorite Music Genre:Techno, Classic, and Trailer Music!
About Me: I don't only write crummy fan fiction! I have written many chapter books that I hope to one day publish, but I do not dare tell you anything about it due to the risk of it being stolen. I love drawing animals and countless forms of creatures,mostly dragons. I'm a pretty good fan of JV's work, the guy who made Invader Zim and JTHM,though, I'm not about to go stalk him like some people I know.I also love messed up humor and family drama as long I am not involved. Anyway, thank you for taking the time to read this and I hope you will read a story of mine or two.
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, ihatejacob1, Twilighter80,Emmetthemonkey, Inkfire, AcroPrincess, InvaderSidney, Invader Gilly, KatakaCandy2429658, Invader Elze, Micah The Homicidal Maniac, The Girl Who Questions Sleep, Doom Dragonness
98% of the population would probably turn suicidal if Myspace/Facebook was down for 48 hours. If you're part of the 2% that would laugh their asses off at their pain, copy and paste this into your profile.
95% of the population would go nuts if Edward Cullen jumped off a building.
I'm sick of team Edward and team Jacob...I'M TEAM GIR!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile. (I did when I was 4.)
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, kailover 2006, Iluvbeyblade, Lamanth, AnimeGirl329, Kathleen-chan, Life is a Highway66, moviemanic122893, Ham-Kelly- now Chibi Corn Chip, DolphinInsomniac 15, Cosplay Chan, Umbreon Mastah, Mind Seeker, Dewdrop13, Medalis, Invisibool, KatakaCandy2429658, Invader Elze, Invader Misty, INVaDERd00m, Invader NAV, Doom Dragonness
One for the GIRLS!
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: You're eyes, they're amazing.
To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom and don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something ask if they want fries with that.
4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"
5.Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6.In the memo field of all your checks, write for marijuana.
7.Finish all your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.
9. Skip down the hall rather than walk and see how many looks you get.
10. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11.Specify that your drive-through order is 'To Go'.
12. Sing along at the opera.
14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you have a headache.
17. When the money comes out of the ATM scream'I Won! I Won!'
18. When leaving the zoo start running towards the parking lot, yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
19. Tell your children over dinner,'due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.'
20. Break awkward silence events by meowing.
21. When in a group open a briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
22. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is to copy and paste this into your profile to make people who read bios smile.
15 Things to do when you're in Walmart!
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"
In New York:
It is against the law to throw a ball at someone’s head for fun.
Citizens may not greet each other by “putting one’s thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers”. (WTF?)
Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 PM. (Makes sense, thats went all the slipper crazied cats come out.)
Doors of all public buildings must open outwards.
It is illegal to sell your children. (Oh darn...)
Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.
A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.
If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle. (Looks like I will have to leave mine at home again.)
It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs.
Signs are required to be written in English.
No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday. (Because the lord is angered.)
in South Dakota:
No horses are allowed into Fountain Inn unless they are wearing pants. (I'm going to the inn next door then!)
It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory.
It is illegal to transport an ice cream cone in your pocket. (At least you don't have to worry about sitting on it.)
No one may eat ice cream on the sidewalk.
Illegal for a woman to drive a car unless there is a man either running or walking in front of it waving a red flag to warn approaching motorists and pedestrians. (Sounds a bit sexist...)
It’s illegal for frogs to croak after 11 PM. (I think that's up to the frogs.)
Frightening a baby is in violation of the law.
It shall be unlawful to provide beer or other intoxicants to elephants.
Dancing is strictly prohibited. (So no strip clubs then? Damn it!)
It’s illegal to sit on the curb of any city street and drink beer from a bucket. (Bring on the barrels baby!)
A milk man may not run while on duty. (RUN MILK MAN, RUN!)
Illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds. (I always wondered why the women there are so fat.)
You may not fish on a camel’s back. (But I can fish on it's head, correct?)
Riding a merry-go-round on Sundays is considered a crime. (They why are they open in the first place?)
Residents may not fish from a giraffe’s back. (But I can fish on it's head, correct?)
The value of Pi is 3. (I don't care as long as I get some pie.)
Baths may not be taken between the months of October and March. (But you can take showers, right?)
It is illegal to make a monkey smoke a cigarette.
No one may throw an old computer across the street at their neighbor. (No problem, I will just use my television.)
Clowns beware! (I hate 'em too!)
If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed. (I'm taking the bus.)
Hitting a vending machine that stole your money is illegal. (Watch out Zim...)
No one may wear a bee in their hat.
No one may sing the alphabet on the streets at night. (Drunk kindergarteners beware...)
Most Dislike Pairing: Popular CharacterxOC
I must honestly say...I hate OCs period! I currently only have about one OC in my fan fictions whom is Zim and Dib's *cough* kid but that just can't be helped. I never liked Ocs as they always turn out to be Mary Sues which is my soul purpose to destroy! Make a smexy character who just so happens to be in the author's form and happens to have the same interests and problems as the main character,say, Johnny C. I can't really explain why I hate all these pairings. Don't get me wrong! I have read a few good ones when I first got into the fandom but I just can't see it happening. Though, I don't mind children Ocs, the result of a messed up pairing. In fact I fully support the demented spawn! I also fully support the use of OCs throw story development, just not the focused pairing.
AND doesn't OC stand for Original Character or something? What so ORIGINAL about them? ಠ_ಠ
Most Like Pairing: NnyxProf.Membrane
How many of you just fell out of your seat?
I don't even believe this pairing exists, but I found it oh so amusing! Once it popped in my defective mind it wouldn't leave. I'm probably gonna write a crack fic just for shit and giggles. Pairings with Johnny never make sense. This is no exception. Might as well make it enjoyable.
Disclaimer: I'm not claiming that this pairing is in any shape or form mine as I own none of the characters and, since it's the internet, its doubtful I am the first to think of this. BUT please, feel free to message me if you find anything regarding this pairing. God, this is hilarious...:')
March 14, 2012:
What else if soon to follow should also be some different stories from different fandoms such as Invader Zim,Portal,Pokemon, and maybe even Lilo and Stitch. Don't get me wrong! I love JTHM and I'm sure I'm cursed to forever be a die hard fan till the end. I just wish to break this slight obsession and expand a little. It's good to be back, even for a bit.
July 4, 2011:
First off, I would like to say Happy 4th of July for those of you who celebrate it! I have also added a new chapter to "Free to Keys." Probably my longest chapter yet, but you guys deserve it for being so patient and the next one is in the works. I must apologize however, since I updated some past chapters and rid them of hopefully, all typos. I say sorry because some of you will receive a notification that will be practically spam since nothing has changed dramatically in the updated chapters.
June 16, 2011:
I posted a new one-shot story that I just had to write as soon as I thought about it. Though, let this not set any of you back, please. I am still working on my stories and now that it is Summer I have more free time then ever before!
April 13, 2011:
I haven't written anything in a while and I would say its due to school or something but in all honestly I'm just lazy. Also, I am still working on my stories, mostly "Free to Keys" though that story has many different plot possibles I'm still deciding.
January 7, 2011:
It's a whole new year so I thought I should clear out this old update log because who reads the old text anyway?
You can leave now...thank you!
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