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The Many Personalities of Spain by Writer-Girl-19 reviews
England casts a spell to rid himself of Spain. As expected it goes wrong; leaving Romano to deal with the many personalities of Spain. That sounds like a normal day for Romano, right? It would be if the personalities not had their own personifications.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 136,571 - Reviews: 836 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 804 - Updated: 5/13 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano
Transcendent Humanity by Solaris242 reviews
Humanity never developed FTL. The Prothean archives contained no technology, no Element Zero, just a warning. Isolated from the rest of the galaxy for two thousand years, restricted to their only system, how will humanity have changed when they first meet the Turians? AU, alternate history of humanity and First Contact.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,429 - Reviews: 1399 - Favs: 3,898 - Follows: 4,543 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 5/7/2013
Harry Lokison the Trickster's Heir by dglsprincess105 reviews
A Marvel What If continuity: How things would have been different if Odin had placed Loki in the mortal body of James Potter? hey everyone! I'm alive!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 125,872 - Reviews: 1050 - Favs: 2,864 - Follows: 3,079 - Updated: 12/13/2014 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Harry P., Loki L.
Prodigal Delinquent by Ethereal Euphoria reviews
AU. Little Harry Potter knew from the moment he defied the laws of gravity and made a pebble accelerate at a freefall of 8.9 m/s 2, that he was going to have fun learning about the rules of all the known universe… and breaking every single one of them. WARNING: Sporadic Updates.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 48,283 - Reviews: 1552 - Favs: 4,524 - Follows: 5,922 - Updated: 9/28/2014 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Harry P.
Guidelines to Loving an Incognito Superhero by SchadenFreude95 reviews
There are two very good reasons why I shouldn't have feelings for Clark Kent (Besides him being ridiculously out of my reach.) 1. He is totally in love with Lois Lane. 2. I think he might be Superman. Clark Kent/OC
Superman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 53 - Words: 176,677 - Reviews: 1093 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 598 - Updated: 9/15/2014 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Clark K./Superman/Kal-El, OC - Complete
Always Be Prepared by ThatGuyYouKnew reviews
A short conversation between two... Security conscious individuals. Short, but amusing.
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/1/2014 - Alastor M. - Complete
Mary Susan by Lucillia reviews
The Fellowship encounter a young maiden wandering alone who promptly latches onto Legolas, much to the amusement of his companions.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/27/2014 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Legolas
Insane Asylum Escapees by RuneWitchSakura reviews
This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,203 - Reviews: 1349 - Favs: 3,120 - Follows: 2,554 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Harry P.
Giving In by Artificial Starlight reviews
Besides their climate, Canada and Russia didn't think they'd have anything in common; they didn't care enough to find out. However, during this meeting, perhaps they'll get a chance and hopefully the experience will change them for the better.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 307,379 - Reviews: 2867 - Favs: 2,216 - Follows: 1,499 - Updated: 10/9/2013 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Canada, Russia - Complete
Catch Me Now by BatTitan reviews
"I'm falling, and there's no end in sight. I guess I should count my lucky stars because the splat never comes, but it's still a little weird to find myself plummeting into darkness. I find myself wishing someone would catch me, but it doesn't happen. I keep falling down, down, down..." My own take on the popular "kid-falls-into-SPN-verse" plot. (Cover credited to XMissxHallawayX.)
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 136,503 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel, Gabriel - Complete
A Gamer Girl's Memoir by Nerdymum reviews
Sara Davis is just your average, every day professional game reviewer for a popular gaming magazine. She claims to have a boring life, until everything changes one night when an unexpected, handsome visitor literally drops into her living room.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,219 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Thane K. - Complete
Salt and Burn (It's Firewhiskey, After All) by evansentranced reviews
Harry scoffs. "I killed Voldemort. Done." "No no no no no," Dean says, shoving Harry's glass at him. "No no no," he continues, just in case Harry hasn't caught on. "No. You drink up, buddy." Sam and Dean have a little downtime in the UK, courtesy of Cas, and end up meeting Harry Potter in a pub. Drinking games follow.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,331 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 92 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Harry P., Sam W., Dean W., Castiel - Complete
New Horizons by Shatterdoll reviews
America finds England to be just a bit...boring. When he finds a pocket watch that takes him back in time, however, a glimpse of the man England once was may change that. Pirate!EnglandxAmerica, Rated M for future chapters.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,801 - Reviews: 840 - Favs: 1,263 - Follows: 1,503 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 3/29/2010 - America, England/Britain
Incoming Messages by hunnyfresh reviews
Ruby makes Emma a dating profile. The only catch is that she's listed as a guy. That wouldn't be such a problem if Emma hadn't found Regina's profile and begins communicating with the Mayor
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 47,937 - Reviews: 1911 - Favs: 2,736 - Follows: 1,314 - Updated: 2/7/2013 - Published: 12/29/2012 - [Regina M./The Evil Queen, Emma S.] - Complete
Mr Snowman by WillowBlueJay17 reviews
"Mr. Snowman, I like girls...Like how boys like girls...Will you still play with me?" Because, sometimes, a friend who doesn't judge is what one needs most in life. A long one-shot. COMPLETED!
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,435 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Jack Frost - Complete
Lightning Strikes by DarkPhoenix713 reviews
AU The summer after the TriWizard is a difficult one for Harry - Voldemort is back, his friends won't write, and the Dursleys are dragging him to America! What will Harry do as he explores and meets a reporter named Clark Kent, a business man named Bruce Wayne, and a charming forensic investigator named Wally? Warning OOC, Slash and Bash
Crossover - Harry Potter & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,958 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 1,042 - Follows: 1,393 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Harry P., Wally W./Flash
A Study in Sapphire by Curious Ideas reviews
A dim-witted Marine once asked Sherlock to investigate the death of his brother, a high-flying scientist. The case was simple and boring enough that he didn't even have to send John out with a webcam to investigate anything - just asked the right questions. Suits heard about this, so they invited him to Pandora. They also began to regret it as soon as he said "yes."
Crossover - Avatar & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,857 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Norm S., Sherlock H. - Complete
A Peculiarity in the Structure of the Universe by ink-stained dreams reviews
The Small Road Stop Diner, without fail, induces spontaneous car-breakdowns within a mile radius and, more importantly, attracts duos of the adventuring variety. Don't ask me how this happens. The universe has a twisted and ineffable sense of humor. featuring Dean, Castiel, Tony, and Steve, plus supporting cast.
Crossover - Supernatural & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,811 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 47 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Dean W., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
High Seas and Low Gods by thecouchcarrot reviews
AU Destiel adventures. Lucky Dean and Doc Samuel are infamous Caribbean pirates on the run from Poseidon - and oh yeah, Poseidon's real and Castiel is working for him. Dean's on to him, though... in more ways than one. Plagued by Greek curses, hidden agendas, mythical monsters and repressed sexuality, will the Winchesters ever make it back to England alive? NOW COMPLETE.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 95,915 - Reviews: 701 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Me Smash Good by Sookie Starchild reviews
Hulk write story! You read!
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
A Letter To My Hero by ramsaybaggins reviews
Thor receives a letter from a little girl asking him to save her from an abusive father, rated M for non-sexual child abuse
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,957 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 51 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Thor, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
At Ease in My Own Skin by Sheyrena Wyrsabane reviews
Bruce is a nudist, it helps him manage the Hulk, and it isn't an issue until he moves into Stark Tower. One-shot of him coming out to the team.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,570 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Determination Loyalty Truth by Warpath Grizzly reviews
A boy named Sigmund Dale shows Professor Snape that there is a reason why the Hufflepuff house symbol is a badger.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,993 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Severus S., OC - Complete
The Muggle Word by dropDead-Dreamer reviews
In which Slytherins are oblivious to irony and blackmail happens. Draco/Harry, 5th Year one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,741 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Draco M., Blaise Z. - Complete
See That Twerp Again by lisemichelle reviews
Before leaving Vault 101, Jodie gives Butch her beloved BB gun to save his ma. Now, he's reflecting on how shit's been going since she left and how he's hell bent on returning the BB gun to his favorite little twerp. Butch/F!LW if you squint really hard.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Lone Wanderer, Butch DeLoria - Complete
The Case of the Teddy Interrogation by Yarsian reviews
Young Hamish Watson-Holmes creates a crime scene out of his stuffed animals.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,826 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 37 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Muggle Methods of Mass Destruction by Five Minutes Til Bedtime reviews
Harry and Hermione debate muggle methods of mass destruction over breakfast. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 58 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Trouble by RustyPaperclip reviews
If anyone asked Harkness if there was any trouble in Rivet City, he'd answer 'Sure. You can find the barber in the Muddy Rudder.' Because, he had never met anyone as troublesome as Butch. Told in 3 parts. Pre-slash to Slash COMPLETE
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 110,553 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Harkness, Butch DeLoria - Complete
Justice Bane by Yanagi-wa reviews
Xander takes off on his own after Sunnydale falls into the sink hole. He runs into someone unexpected with surprising results. He's now the Bane of Justice.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38,493 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Xander H., Spike - Complete
After the Bombs by Evandar reviews
"Two and a half thousand years I've hated you and cursed you and now that you've finally got it into your thick head, I can't imagine the world without you." FrUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/28/2012 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Kid by evansentranced reviews
A Potion's "accident" turns Harry into an eight year old, and Draco Malfoy intends to kidnap him. But Harry's a passive-aggressive, revenge-obsessed little bastard. Maybe Draco will wait on that whole Dark Lord thing. POVDraco, pretty AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,867 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 1,915 - Follows: 770 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
WW-They-D? by mmooch reviews
After being immersed in his cousin's latest obsession, Harry starts to change the way he reacts to being the Wizarding World's hero.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,197 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Lost and Found by Gemini Morgan reviews
Daryl doesn't really know how to deal with the man who follows him around, acting like he's his brother, but he learns to live with it. TWD/Boondock Saints crossover, character death.
Crossover - Boondock Saints & Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,129 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Connor M., Daryl D. - Complete
Cas' Milkshake by zeppx reviews
It brings all the boys to the yard.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 1,289 - Follows: 97 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
A Game Called Life by ninety6tears reviews
"What the spell is supposed to require is a capacity for certain wands to recognize not only one, but two masters."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,601 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Published: 6/29/2011 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
The Kids Are Alright by p.r. fox reviews
John is struck with a memory from his teenage years. / / "You drew this," John grins, pointing to the little drawing on the paper. "You gave it to me when you were five. I babysat you."
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,041 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 1,786 - Follows: 155 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Care and Feeding of Your Severus Snape by shyfoxling reviews
Congratulations on the acquisition of your new Severus Snape! To achieve the best results, may we suggest you adhere to the following guidelines...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Severus S. - Complete
Harveste Addams and the Prisoner of Azkaban by kyaru-chan reviews
A madman has escaped from prison? Are you sure you aren't talking about Uncle Fester?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,026 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 2,185 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Masses to Masses by iNf3ctioNZ reviews
After a freak event sends me into the ME universe 2 years before ME1, I find myself working at C-Sec. As if dealing with serial killers, drug smugglers, and Garrus Vakarian wasn't enough, I need to work out why I was sent here, and I need to survive. Thanks to wielkiboss on DeviantArt for the cover.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 34 - Words: 102,397 - Reviews: 634 - Favs: 780 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., Executor Pallin - Complete
Harveste Addams and the Chamber of Secrets by kyaru-chan reviews
Parselmouths, the Chamber and Lockhart. Well, well, well...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,236 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 2,342 - Follows: 379 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harveste by kyaru-chan reviews
He's done it. He's just five years old, but he's finally done it. The Dursleys are gone. And now he's with a new family who seems just as twisted as he is. How strange.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,160 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 3,287 - Follows: 974 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Sparrow the Nutter by Anakerie reviews
Sparrow lost more than his sister that winter night: he lost his marbles as well. Just pure nonsense with no nutritional value. Surprise pairings.
Fable - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,553 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Sparrow/The Hero of Bowerstone - Complete
Thicker Than Water by Mousme reviews
Dean and Sam are cursed to switch bodies for 48 hours toward the end of Season 5. It's just temporary, so they carry on as best they can, except that Dean finds himself struggling with the unfamiliar sensations of addiction and cravings. Warnings inside.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,735 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Arthur by Evandar reviews
Harry is thanked by a stranger-who-isn't on the day of Dumbledore's funeral. Oneshot. Gen. Hetalia/HP crossover
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 47 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Harry P., England/Britain - Complete
The Ungrateful Dead by 1917farmgirl reviews
"Welcome," the man said softly, rising to his feet. "Wasn't I just…" Fred gulped, unable to stop his thoughts from tumbling out into words, no matter how terrifying they were. "Didn't I just die?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,677 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Fred W. - Complete
Shasta Trinity by Ragtime Mouse reviews
Events aboard the Rayya were only the beginning. Adventure. Gunfights. Explosions. Slash. Kal'Reegar/Veetor'Nara. Complete!
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 86,013 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Kal'Reegar - Complete
Something That'll Last by popehippo reviews
A small glimpse into the life of those outside of Commander Shepard's story; based on the interactions of two NPCs in Illium.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,055 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Complete
A Thousand Words by Captain-Emily reviews
A stranger sits on an old stone bench, pondering his lost connection with humanity. With a painting and the offered hand of friendship, Luna helps him find it. A Luna Lovegood & J'onn J'onzz friendship fic.
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,627 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Luna L. - Complete
Parenting Your Gifted Child by bhoney reviews
When Sam and Dean re-visit their dad's storage container, Sam makes an unexpected discovery. Set early season 3.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,215 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 1,147 - Follows: 97 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Probationary Member by Adrian Tullberg reviews
Batman brings a new recruit into the JLA ... but there's something he doesn't know ...
DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,029 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 56 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Complete
Origin Story by jjonahjameson reviews
Crossover. Too bad there isn't a category called 'silly'...SpiderMan gets some help with his itchy suit and a costume designer gets a new career direction.
Spider-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,568 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 37 - Published: 4/6/2005 - Complete
Severus Snape and the SexEd Snafu by Grindylowe reviews
If you're going to read this, for the love of God do it safely.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 36 - Published: 10/31/2001 - Severus S. - Complete