Author has written 16 stories for Star Wars, X-Men: The Movie, Hellboy, I'm in the Band, Pirates of the Caribbean, Rise of the Guardians, and Supernatural.
"SHUT UP! You don't understand! I have them convinced I've gone over to the darkside but it's a lie...I just...give me the package!"
"Or you'll kill me that's what you said."
"That's what you'll have to do Quin. I'm not going to give you the SIP, Not for the sake of the Republic for your own sake."
Aayla Secura and Quinlan Vos
I live in none of your business and try to live my life in this crazy world. I really like star wars, hellboy, aliens, predator, alien vs predator, x-men, and more and try to make stories of them when order 66(star wars I mean) never occurred well I got nothing more to say so get over it.
I am a nerd and if you have a problem with it then leave.
Likes: Writing, drawing, dancing, animals, and reading.
Dislikes: Giant spiders, an annoying dog named Fred, and bullies.
Favorite actors: Johnny Depp, Heath Ledger, Geoffrey Rush, Jeff Bridges, Orlando Bloom, Matt Damon, Jack Black, Adam Sandler, Tyler Perry, and Russel Brand, Christopher-Mintz Plasse, Matt Smith, Avan Jogia, and Ezra Miller,
Favorite actoresses: Penelope Cruze, Kate Bekinsale, Hailee Steinfield, Jennifer Anniston, Emma Stone, Jessica Alba, Helena Bonham Carter, and Emma Watson.
"If you love two people at the same time, choose the second one. Because if you really loved the first one, you wouldn't have fallen for the second." - Johnny Depp
"Everything happens for a reason even if the reason is something we don't want."- Sithlord8665 aka Me!
"Why so serious?" - Joker, The Dark Knight
"I want my phone call. I want it. I want it. I want my phone call."- Joker, The Dark Knight
"And I have friends on the other side."- Dr. Facilier, Princess and the Frog
"People are afraid of themselves, of their own reality; their feelings most of all. People talk about how great love is, but that's bull @#$%. Love hurts. Feelings are disturbing. People are taught that pain is evil and dangerous. How can they deal with love of they're afraid to feel? Pain is meant to wake us up. People try to hide their pain. But they're wrong. Pain is something to carry, like a radio. You feel your strength in the experience of pain. It's all in how you carry it. That's what matters. Pain is a feeling. Your feelings are apart of you. Your own reality. If you feel ashamed of them, and hide them, you're letting society destroy your reality. You should stand up for your right to feel pain"- Jim Morrison
"There are four questions of values in life...What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made? What is worth living for, and what is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same. Only love."- Johnny Depp
"As a teenager I was so insecure. I was the type of guy that never fitted in because he never dared me to choose. I was conveinced I had absolutely no talent at all. For nothing. And that thought took away all my ambition too."- Johnny Depp
"School's a weird thing. I'm not sure it works."- Johnny Depp
"When people come to me and tell me that I was terrific in this or that, I do not want to fall flat on my face the next time. But, tough, I have fallen flat before. You just get up and dust yourself off."- Geoffrey Rush
"People are intrigued and fascinated, almost obsessed with the private lives of the great public personalities."- Geoffrey Rush
"I want you bleeeders!"- Sweeney Todd
"Let's keep living it! Really living it! *throw Mrs. Lovett in oven*- Sweeney Todd
"Who's the more foolish, the fool, or the fool who follows him?"- Obi-Wan Kenobi
"Those who deny freedom to others deserve it not for themselves."- Abraham Lincoln
"Remember, remember the fith of November. The gunpowder, treason, and plot. I know of no reason why the gunpowder treason would ever be forgot."- V
"An actor is totally vulnerable. His total personality is exposed to critical judgment - his intellect, his bearing, his diction, his whole appearance. In short, his ego." - Sir Alec Guinness
"Don't call me Nyphadora, Remus. It's Tonks."
"Nyphadora Tonks, who prefers to be known by her surname only."
"So would you if your fool of a mother had called you Nyphadora." - Tonks and Remus Lupin
"I stand for honsety, equality, kindness, compassion, and treating people the way you want to be treated, and helping those in need. To me those are traditional values."- Ellen Degeneres
"We touch other peoples lives simply by existing."- J.K Rowling
I want child abuse to stop! And if you ,do too, copy and paste this onto your profile.
My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I can't see,
Must be stupid, I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked
All the day long
When I awake
The house is dark
My folks aren't home
When my mommy does come
I'll try to be nice,
So maybe I'll get
Just one beating tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy's back
From Charlie's Bar
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall
I try to hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid
I'm starting to cry
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says it's my fault
That he suffers at work
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
And I run for the door
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me he throws me,
Against the hard wall
I fall hard to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken
"I'm sorry!" I scream
But it's much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay motionless
Sprawled on the floor
My name is Sarah
Tonight my daddy,
Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!
My favorite shows I'm in the Band, SW:CW, Wolverine and the X-Men,etc...
Ok I really need help on my stories I totally have no more ideas please don't be mad I do my best but I can't think of anything so if u lend me ur ideas I'd apreciate it.
When I was DANCIN' IN THE DARK someone called me on my TELEPHONE. It was those BOYS BOYS BOYS, from that WONDERFUL, MONSTER ball the other night. The one named ALEJANDRO showed me his TEETH. I WAS SO HAPPY I COULD DIE. I was still so SPEECHLES he asked me to JUST DANCE. Later on, we left surrouned by PAPPARAZI. I was so STARSTRUCK! I've been with my PAPER GANGSTA for a while now and his BROWN EYES are the FASHION of my life...EH EH NOTHIN ELSE I CAN SAY.
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you.
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back."The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.
She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."
"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
"OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''
"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.
Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.
And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:
1) Repost this message, or
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,
And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest
When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
please listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date.
I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"
'At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping
When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him
When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to
When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to
When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch
When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.
When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You
When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him
When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus
When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you
When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You
And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
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Did you know...
kissing is healthy.
bananas are good for period pain.
it's good to cry.
chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.
lying is actually unhealthy.
you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.
it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.
89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.
it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.
chocolate will make you feel better.
most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
a good friend never judges.
a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.
boys aren't worth your tears.
we all love surprises.
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:Your One and Only Wish
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
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1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but
the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life
changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time
but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
9. If you choose...
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!
1. Jack Sparrow
3. Ahsoka Tano
4. Aayla Secura
5. Will Turner
6. Kit Fisto
7. Severus Snape
9. Nuada Silverlance
10. Fred Wealsey
11. Captain Rex
12. Bariss Offee
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
No, and never in a million years would I read a Rex/Kit Fisto!
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Uhh...I'm not lesbian. But Aayla is pretty.
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Bariss Offee getting Hellboy pregnant? Extremely impossible and unlikely and very, very disturbing.
4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?
Yes, I have read a lot of Nuada Silverlance fics.
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Kit Fisto and Barbossa! Ewww! That's down rounchy!
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Will Turner/ Nuada Silverlance or Will Turner/ Fred Weasley? I think it's both weird but I'd say Will Turner/ Nuada Silverlance. I don't know why just feel like it.
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve doing it?
Severus Snape walking in on Barbossa and Bariss Offee doing it. He will walk away and forget it ever happened and probably kill himself afterwards.
8. Is there any such thing as One/ Eight fluff?
NO NO NO GOD NO! NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS!!! Besides Jack would probably pee his pants if he saw a demon like Hellboy.
Jack: Oi! Not true!
Me: Oh so you wouldn't pee yourself in front of a red demon?
Jack: Course not.
Me: Then look behind you *points at Hellboy*
Jack: *looks behind and sees Hellboy* Bugger! *pees his pants and runs away*
Me: Haha told you so!
9. Suggest a title for Seven/ Twelve hurt/ comfort fic.
Severus Snape/ Bariss Offee-Hmm, probably...The Wizard and Knight, idk.
10. Have any of your friends read a Three fic?
I don't know they probably never heard of fanfiction.
11. Do you any of your friends write or draw Eleven?
Captain Rex? I have no clue like my last answer.
12. Would any of your friends write Two/ Four /Five
Barbossa/ Aayla Secura/ Will Turner? I don't think so but that would be interesting though cause Will/ Aayla would make a good couple. Not sure about Barbossa/ Aayla though.
13. If you chose a sonfic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Hellboy? Huh, I have no clue.
14. If you wrote a One/Six/ Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Jack Sparrow/ Bariss Offee/ Kit Fisto, WARNING CHARATER DEATH!
15. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
I actually haven't read a Will Turner fic yet. *hides in corner*
16. One and Seven are in a happy relationship until Nine runs off with Seven. One, broken hearted, has a hot night stand with Eleven and a breif and unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three. What would you call that fic?
Jack Sparrow and Sevrus Snape are in happy relationship until Nuada Silverlance runs off with Sevrus. Jack, broken hearted, has a hot one night stand with Captain Rex and a breif and unhappy affair with Bariss Offee, then follows the wise advice of Will Turner and finds true love with Ahsoka Tano.
Kinda weird, but The Wrongs of a Pirate, idk.
1. YOUR REAL NAME: Jessica
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: First three letters of real name plus izzle: Jesizzle
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: Favorite color and animal: Black Cat
4. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: 2nd Favorite color and favorite drink: Blue Sprite
5. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: Mother's and father's middle name: Ranae Charles
6. YOUR GOTH NAME: Black and the name of one of your pets: Black Phoebe
7. YOUR ROCKSTAR NAME: Favorite fruit and something that can go wrong: Pineapple People
8. YOUR PIRATE NAME: Any color and a pirate accesory: Red Sowrd
9. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: Your middle name and street you live on: K. TalkingRock
10. YOUR STARWARS NAME: First three letter of your last name and two first letters of your fist name: Wooje
11. YOUR STREET NAME: Favorite ice cream and favorite cookie: Chocolate Chocolate Chip
1) I don't have ADHD i just...do you like waffles?
2) If a synchronized swimmer drowns, does that mean they all have to?
3) People are like slinkies. Basically useless, and yet it's so amusing to watch them fall down the stairs.
4) I have CDO. It's like OCD but all of the letters are in alphabetical order...like they should be.
5) It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces.
6) The early bird gets the worm, but it's the second mouse that gets the cheese.
7) I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.
8) Jesus saves. Passes to Moses, he shoots, he scores!!
9) Heaven doesn't want me and hell is afraid I'll take over.
10) MY friends are cooler than giraffes. And giraffes, they're cool.
11) I'm not random, I'm just HEY LOOK A SQUIRREL!
12) You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You jump off a cliff, I laugh.
13) A good friend will bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Dang, that was fun!"
14) You know what? I just forgot. (That's me too ;P)
15) They never suspect the short one.
16) I'm going CRAZY! You want to come with?
17) When life gives you MELONS you know you're dislexic.
18) I'm lost. I've gone to look for myself, so if I get back before I return, please ask me to wait. Me
19) Qu'est-ce que 'sup?
20) iTune you out.
21) If tylenol, duct tape, or a band-aid can't help, you've got a serious problem.
22) Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
23) Anyone else having trouble getting to Narnia?
24) Whoever said that nothing was impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door.
25) I've used up all of my sick days so I'm calling in dead.
26) Stereotyping? How do you type with a stereo?
27) People who don't know me think I'm quiet. People who do wish I was. (haha me)
28) I didn't slap you, I high-fived your face.
29) Haha. Wait, what? (This is definatley me)
30) You're a great friend, but if the zombies are chasing us, I'm tripping you.
31) DEATH: the number 1 killer in the U.S...tell your friends.
32) My spoon is too big...
33) AHHHHHHHHHH! Oh, it's just the toaster. Again.
34) Team Jacob. NOT! Because REAL men DO sparkle.
35) Automatic doors make me feel like a JEDI!!(also me :D)
36) Hey stupid! Your sock is untied...
37) If my calculations are correct...slinkies escalator = EVERLASTING FUN!!
38) Insanium in the cranium dawg!!
39) Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
40) "To be is to do"
"To do is to be"
"Do be do be do."
41) I'll have a cafe-mocha-vodka-valium-latte to go please.
42) Poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke POKE! I'm so winning.
43) Superhero: glares at assistant
Superhero's assistant: stares sullenly at floor
Superhero: I am the superhero. I make the wooshing noises. (his cape...get it?)
44) Friends are like potatoes, if you eat them, they die.
45) I speak whale!!
46) When life hands you lemons, make grape juice and sit back while the world wonders how you did it.
47) Of all the people I know, you're one of them.
48) Do you think it's because we're awesome? I think it's because we're awesome.
49) Ever notice that studying is "student" and "dying" put together?
50) Owww! Charlie!! Charlie bit me...
51) Procrastinators; the leaders of tomorrow.
52) Im not random, you just can't think as fast as me.
53) ='( you eated my cookie?
54) nananananananana BATMAN!!
55) Careful, you may end up in my novel.
56) Shun the non-believers!!
57) Tu madre. You just got burnt in spanish.
58) Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.
59) Chocolate is the answer no matter what the question is.
60) So my friend texted me asking what idk meant so I said i don't know. She texted back saying OMG NO ONE KNOWS!!
61) Don't make me go all crazy white girl on you!
62) "Sorry that was my last piece of gum": biggest lie in America.
63) Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
64) We're so cool ice cubes are jealous.
65) Im not as random as you think I. salad.
66) Dislexics UNTIE!!
67) It's okay pluto. I'm not a planet either.
68) Bom chicka wah wah!
69) Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowly is sounds like green beans? (He he he, my sister actually believed that. She spent a whole hour trying to do it)
70) Ever wonder why bologna and lasagna don't rhyme?
71) Laughing until your stomach hurts is what friends are for.
72) God made men first then...He had a better idea!
73) Without ME you're just AWESO
74) If people were all meant to pop out of bed, we'd all sleep in toasters.
75) A snack that smiles back until you bite their heads off goldfish!
76) Unless life also hands you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck.
77) I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.(hehe me)
78) I have ADOS; Attention Deficit Oooh...Shiny!!
p.s. I mean forever. You're never getting rid of me ;-)
80) Smile it makes people wonder what you're up to. :-)
81) I is a collage stoodent.(nope but it's funny)
82) Wanna hear a joke?
83) On a scale of 1 to crazy I'm a penguin.
84) If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
85) I don't get it...boys think girls are so complicatd. Haven't they met themselves?
86) I see no good reason to act my age.
87) Don't follow my footsteps, I run into walls.
88) Everything happens for a reason...except for clowns. I mean seroiusly, what the heck?
89) Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver.
90) Be a dork!! Because being cool is overrated.(true)
91) At this moment, you're the oldest you've ever been. Pretty deep huh?
92) Forgive your enemies. It messes with their heads.
93) Hey you! Yeah you! No, not you, the other guy. You right there! Do you like tacos?
94) (On a sign at a chinese restaurant...) No! We no see cat of yours. No more ask please.
95) Making us all wish we were blind:Speedo.(true, especially if they're your family :P)
96) Worst time to have a heart attack; during a game of charades.
97) If you're reading this then you're not dead. Good for you.
98) I ROCK! Guitar hero told me.
99) I tried being normal, but I didn't like it.
100) Who's "she" and why does she keep saying dirty things
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If you think that Writer's Block blows, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this to your profile.
If you love to read, Copy and paste into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy this into your profile.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever been forced to sit through a movie so old that King Arthur himself probably wrote the script, copy this.
If you frequintly Mrs.spell words that you shud no, untie with me and coffee this two yoor proefil
If you get confused and forget what you're going to say just because a fly buzzes by your head...never mind, I forgot what this was...
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have a wide range variety of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever cried because one of your charecters dies, copy this
If everyone thinks that you're your older sibling's twin, copy this(the other way around actually it's my younger sister)
If you talk to your book charcters copy this
evil plan doesn't work, copy this
If you come up with stories faster than you can write them...crud...I just came up with another one.
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought your paper would protect you, you buttmuncher."
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust?
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups..
Whenever someone asks me to define love, I usually think for a minute, then I spin around and pin the guy's arm behind his back. Now who's asking the questions? :)
Copy this and paste it on your profile if you think sarcasm is a conditioned reflex.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.
95 of people would panic if the Justin Bieber stood on the roof of a 3 story building and said they were about to jump. If you are one of the 5 who who get all of your friends, some popcorn, and a soda and scream "JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!" copy this.
If you've ever written a story just because no one else has used that idea, copy this
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If you think J. K. Rowling should write a series for the Marauders, copy and paste this into your profile
Stuff to do on an elevator that WILL help your image, as in, your CRAZY image
1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside, and ask, "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in one corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to open the doors, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open by themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask them all to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at every floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises whenever someone else pushes a button.
10. Stare grinning at another person for a while, then say, "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square with chalk on the floor then say to the other passengers, "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person on the elevator, tap them on the shoulder then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug with the other passengers. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the buttons for other people, but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say that you're waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi, Greg. How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone bends to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend that you're a flight attendant, and review emergency exits with the other passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Yell, "Group hug!", then enforce it.
23. Make race car noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congradulate all for being in the same lift as you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you just shup UP!"
26. Walk in with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!", then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring--don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say, "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, then say, "Is that your final answer?"
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask people what floor they want. Whenever they answer, give them a glare and say, "You should be ashamed of yourself!"
33. Ask loudly, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell different people that you can see their aura.
35. When the door closes, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long black cloak with a hood, stare at everyone, and in a deep voice announce: "It is time..."
38. Say your Majesty when anybody gets on.
39. Introduce yourself as Lord Voldemort.
40. Ask people which floor they want and why, and then announce that you're going to the floor with Olympus on it because you didn't steal any lightening.
41. Hang Ethan Hunt style from the ceiling of the elevator and speak ominously when someone enters "Heloooooooo"
42. Still hanging from the ceiling, drop onto whoever comes in.
43. Try to make up and sing lyrics for the boring elevator music.
44. Try to start a My-Briefcase-is-better-than-yours contest.
45. Hold a ring and say, "My precious"
If you HATE Hannah Mon-upisstay-tanna, post this
It is impossible to lick your elbow.
75 of people who read that tried to lick their elbow, and you are now smiling because that's exactly what you did.
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My Journey From a Youngling to a Padawan-
Favortie charater quiz(this I got the idea from animae quiz and changed it a bit)
(pick any ten favorite charaters)
1. Jack Sparrow
3. Ahsoka Tano
4. Aayla Secura
5. Will Turner
6. Kit Fisto
7. Severus Snape
9. Nuada Silverlance
10. Fred Wealsey
1 woke you up in the middle of the night? Hmm, I don't think he did it on purpose but if he had reason I'd say there was a home invasion or something.
2 asked you to go out with him? *shakes head* Sorry, but he's just too old. I mean if I were near his age maybe. But since I'm not a big no no.
3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering? Well she's a girl I wouldn't mind at all. As long as she needs to go or something I don't care.
4 announced he's going to marry 9 tomorrow? Aayla marries Nuada...hmm...don't know how to react to that but let's see what Kit Fisto thinks about it.
5 cooked you dinner? Aww, that is like him to be so sweet. *hugs Will* I love him so much!
7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family? That would be so cool! Being related to Severus Snape! Maybe by his father's side since he's a muggle. But still that would be so awesome to be realted to him though some people wouldn't like me for it.
6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping? It is like Kit to be at a beach since he is a fishy type guy. In my opinion I wouldn't mind at all. He does have abs.
8 got into the hospital somehow? Not suprised. Since he is fighting monsters and everything. But he should try and be more careful.
9 made fun of your friends? Nuada doesn't like humans. So I wouldn't be suprised if he did. But I probably smack some sense into him not to make fun of my friends. *smiles evily at Nauada*
10 ignored you all the time? Mm, it's probably because I annoy him.
Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do? Probably help me. Since I helped him a lot from not getting killed by Barbossa.
You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do? He'd help me out. He probably carry all the way to my house then come with me when I am taken to the hospital.
It's your birthday. What will 3 give you? Ahsoka might give me something to protect myself. Since she cares so much about my protection like a good big sister would.
You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do? Aayla would come in and save me. She is a jedi and she's a good person.
You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do? Will would talk me out of it. I mean if it's so embarrassing he would be a good friend and not let me do it.
You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction? He would congratulate us and hug me and shake hands with Fred. Then he'd wish us happy years of a log marriage.
You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up? I don't think I ever would get dumped since I'm the one that dumps but if I ever do...I think Severus would...let me hug him. Cause I don't think only Lily and his mother did that.
You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 calm you down? Hellboy would let me shoot his gun and the targets would be pictures of my ex. I'm sure that would make any dumped girl happy.
You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you? He would be there and probably give me some advice. Since he is oh so built.
You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do? Laugh with me on whatever I'm laughing at since he as a sense of humor.
Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why? Because he is oh so sexy. *stares dreamily at Jack*
2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction? Shocked cause I didn't know he was gay.
You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along? Yeah, but my parents would probably be shocked if I went both ways since Ahsoka is a girl.
Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean? I means that Aayla has a thing for Nuada. How simple is that.
Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss? Two words. HELL. NO.
6 appears to be a player, he breaks many hearts. What do you do? I'd tell him to quit it or I'd tell Aayla. *smiles evily*
You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind? I'd kinda blush cause I'm a fangirl of Severus.
You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind? Uhh...eight is a dude and has babies on the way with a woman. So I don't think he's gay.
Number 9 gives you a bagel. Do you eat it? Hmm...not sure he does hate humans but I am tolerated to him since he is my friend.
1 offers you a CD. Considereing her tastes, do you listen to it? I'm not sure Jack would like the music here. That would be a surprise if he did.
2 suddenly goes emo. How does 8 feel about this? Shocked as I am. I thought he'd never go emo.
10 wants money and decides to get a job at Chuck E' Cheeses. How long does he stay? A minute. Since there's nothing but screaming little kids and child molesters.
3 told 6 she started her period. He would blink and say. "Ok, I didn't need to know that. Do you want me to get you something?" Since he's so nice and him and Ahsoka are friends.
4 slaps 9 with a fish for going out with 7. I'd find it very weird to slap him with a fish. But I'd think Aayla would be mad if Nuada didn't tell her he was gay or something.
7 got high. Impossible. Severus doesn't do drugs.
8 reads your fanfictions and complains. What is it about? That I don't have enough of him in there maybe. I don't know why I though.
9 can't stand 1, so how does he get his revenge when she spills Soda all over him? Nuada would prbably kill him. But me and the others would try and restarin him from doing it.
10 starts working at a bar. Oh no.
1 comes in and tells you she's pregnant from 2. I would first ask how it's scientifically possible for a man to become pregnant let alone become pregnant by another man. And second I thought they hated each other.
1 breaks up with you. For what reason did he break up with you? Probaly because he didn't want to get tied down with one woman.
2 is in love with 4, she confesses. how does 4 respond? Barbossa in love with Aayla? Hmm...I'd say she'd be flattered by that but tell him her heart belongs to another and tells him she just wants to be friends. Then kisses him on the cheek and tells him he'll probably find another that he'll love.
3 is a drug addict. what do you do? Tell her it's not right to do drugs and that she needs help. If she doesn't listen to me then I kick her out of the house cause I'm not dealing with it.
4 kiss 8. what's your reaction? Woah...I hope she was drunk or something.
5 wants to go to hansmall. what is he going to buy from there? Probably something nice for Elizabeth. I have no idea what he would specifcally get though.
6 kisses your boyfriend. what do you do? I'd finally realise why my boyfriend had such gay tendencies. And I'd probably break up with him.
7 is missing. Where do you go to look for her? Correction him. And second probably the Malfoy manor cause that's where he's probably go.
8 needs a tutor. On what subject does he need tutoring? Probably stuff on mythical creatures since Abe has to do it all.
9 wants to be a cheerleader. what do you say? Uhh...that's very wierd. I'd give him a weird look and ask him "Are you ok?"
The Sorting Hat says that I belong in Hufflepuff!
Said Hufflepuff, "I'll teach the lot, and treat them just the same."
Hufflepuff students are friendly, fair-minded, modest, and hard-working. A well-known member was Cedric Digory, who represented Hogwarts in the most recent Triwizard Tournament.
Take the most scientific Harry Potter Quizever created.
40 Secrets about yourself. Be honest no matter what.
1. Have you ever been asked out?
2. Where did you get your default picture?
3. What's your middle name?
4. Your current relationship status?
Single. I think.
5. Does your crush like you back?
6. What is your current mood?
7. What color of underwear are you wearing?
A little tmi moment right there. I don't think I want to answer it.
8. What color shirt are you wearing?
9. Missing something?
I don't know I forget a lot.
10. If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?
I'd go to back when I Elementary School to make myself not picked on so much cause everyone thought I was on medication. And not the good type.
11. If you must be an animal for one day, what?
A cat. That way I can follow mine ad see where he goes and understand what he's saying.
12. Ever had a near death experience?
Yes. But I don't remember cause I was a baby. I know sad.
13. Something you do a lot?
Write, read, and go on the internet
14 The song stuck in your head?
I Hate Everything About You by Three Days Grace. I woke up to that this morning.
15. Who did you copy and paste this from?
16. Name someone with the same birthday as YOU?
My old coach. Coach Callahan.
17. When was the last time you cried?
I was watching POTC:AWE. The Choosing A Side scene. Norrie is the only Navy I like.
18. Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?
Yes a few times with a group but I am not in a band I was Elementory School.
19. If you could have one super power what would it be?
Telekinetic powers. Haha I'm such a starwars nerd.
20. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
Their face. I'd like to look at their face first.
21. What do you usually order from starbucks?
I don't drink coffee.
22.What's your biggest secret?
I uh...do I really need to answer that on the internet where everybody can see? *sigh* I gues lying that I was being bullied for revenge I know I was evil but my penname is Sithlord so...yeah but it was a long time ago.
23. Favorite color?
Purple, Black, and Green. Lol I realized Joker has those colors. Haha!
24. Do you still watch kiddie shows or tv shows?
26. What are you?
A human girl and I'm loving it. Cause puppy eyes don't work on guys an some animals.
27. Do you speak any other language?
I can speak in some French, Spainish, and German. Only some I'm still learning.
28. What's your favorite smell?
After shave. My older brother and dad wear it. Don't judge me!
29. Describe your life in one word what would it be?
30. Have you ever kissed in the rain?
No, but it seems awesome and I would like that for my first kiss. Yes, I know but my old boyfriends never had the guts to do it on my lips.
32. What are you thinking about right now?
My future TDK fic! I know it's going to be awesome!
33. What should you be doing?
Getting dressed. I'm too lazy to get out of my pajamas.
34. Who was the last person that made you upset/angry?
35. How often do you talk to God?
I'm afraid not a lot. I know I'm so stupid.
36. Do you like working in the yard?
No because my dogs attack my legs and their claws don't get trimmed a lot.
37. If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?
Sparrow! Haha I couldn't resist but it's true!
38. Do you act differently around the person you like?
Depends on the person.
39. What is your natural hair color?
Very dirty blonde.
40. Who was the last person to make you cry?
Norrington cause he died!
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
Repost this if you truly believe in God.
PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.
Your guy side:
You love hoodies.
Your girl side:
You wear lip gloss/Chap stick.
1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? Running up the stairs, tripping, and cutting myself on a broken nail.
2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? Blue and green paint with posters and drawings.
3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? I sometimes talk in my sleep and I snore
4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? Any except black metal and screamo
5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? Around 10:00 AM
6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? To see Johnny Depp in person.(I saw an interview of him)
7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? I don't know.
8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)? My cross necklace.
9. HOW TALL ARE YOU? 4'11 or 4'10. I don't know.
10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? Sometimes. It depends.
11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? Yes, I just think something is gonna pop out and scare me or eat me or something.
12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? I think it was when I got in a fight with my sister :P
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL? Vanilla
14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? Black shaggy hair or hair that almost comes to his shoulders and bright blue eyes.
15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO? Um...I don't know, somewhere really romantic... :) Hehehe
16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? Energy drink :) Neither! Blugh! :P
17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? Cheese and pepperoni :) Yum...I'm hungry now:P
18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Uh...chocolate :)
20. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A GOLDFISH? eww...no way! x
21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECIEVED? A pony. I was like four!
22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY? Yeah :)
23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED? Nope
24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? Gothic/Victorian
26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? A bunch! Need to get a lot of them fixed.
27. WHAT KIND IS IT? A bunch of dogs, a few horses, a pig, and two cats.
28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? Maybe...maybe not.
29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? I have no idea. I've never even asked a guy out.
30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED: 26
31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES? Well I have blonde hair... :)
32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN? I don't really use the phone much...:) I just go on the internet :).
33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? LOADS of things, I don't know where to start... :)
34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA? Nope.
35. YOUR WEAKNESSES? School drama
36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS? No, but I did see Jesse McCartney at WalMart!
37. FIRST JOB? Haven't had one yet :)
38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? Nope
41.What were you doing before you filled this out? Reading fanfics :) x
40. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY? Yeah, but don't remember though
42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? My hair.
43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? Not yet. :P
44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? idk
45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? Two maybe three
46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Technically my dad.
47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? I used to:)
49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? Suave
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? It'okay :P
51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Ham
52. ANY BAD HABITS? Eating loudly
53 WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF? I dunno
54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Maybe
56. DO LOOKS MATTER? Sometimes
57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE YOUR ANGER?...Hitting things
58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? I dunno ;)
60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? a stuffed green bear named Buttercup. I named her after a power puff girl.
61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? I never counted them :) x
62.WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID? Yeah and I used to love the Teletubbies too! :)
63. DO YOU USE SARCASM? Yeah...;)
64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE? Mac and cheese
65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? Hehe, that would take a long time to explain ...:)
66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? Jess, Rosalie, and Jesse.
67. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER? Evanescence! :)
68. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? Young Justice
69. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT SAT SCORE? Have not taken one yet.
70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Chocolate and brownies! :)
71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES? Yeah :) x
72. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? I don't have clue :P
73. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO #64? No..:)
74. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR? 45
75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? I don't really care :) x
76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? Nothing right now
77. LAST THING YOU DRANK? Sparkling peach lemonade
78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? My best friend. :)
THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE/SAME SEX? Their whole face :) x
80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG? I'm not sure :P
81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE? Bitches
82. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR? December
83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN? Sagittarius
85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR? blonde
86. EYE COLOR? green :)
89. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTURANT? Dunno :P
90. YOU LIKE SUSHI? Never tasted it but probably not ;)
91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED? Haunting Collector or something
92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? Halloween :)
93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS? yeah electric guitar :) x
94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT? Dunno :P
95. KISSES OR HUGS? Kisses ;) But I love hugs too :) x
96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? Relationships
97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? I dunno :P
98. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE? I am too young to drive but I am working on it.
99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? Mockingjay! :)
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
Opening Credits:Killing Me Softly by The Fugees
Waking Up: Linger by The Cranberries
First Day At School: Bring Me To Life by Evanescence
Falling In Love:My Immortal by Evanescence
Fight Song:Famous Last Words by My Chemical Romance
Breaking Up:Cancer by My Chemical Romace
Prom night: Demolition Lovers by My Chemicals
Life: Not Ready To Make Nice by Dixie Chicks
Mental Breakdown: Walkin' After Midnight by Patsy Cline
Driving: Little White Church by Little Big Town
Flashback: The Fallen By Franz Ferdinand
Getting back together: Don't Give Up On Me by Jason Aldean
Wedding: Steady at the Wheel by Shooter Jennings
Birth of Child: This is the Best Day Ever by My Chemical Romance
Final Battle: God Gave Rock and Roll by Kiss
Funeral Song: Just A Dream by Carrie Underwood
Final Credits:Mustang Sally by Commitments
Write Down Ten Random Characters!
1. Captain Jack Sparrow
2. The Joker(TDK version)
3. Ahsoka Tano
4. Hector Barbossa
5. Severus Snape
6. William Turner
8. Angel Steel(I know she's my OC but she's awesome cause I made her that way!)
9. Jacob Black
10. Harry Potter
Four invites Three and Eight to dinner at their own house. What happens?
Barbossa: Good to see ye, lass.
Ahsoka: Good to see you, too.
Angel: How in the world did ya two meet?
Ahsoka: Well...we didn't meet in this world, exactly.
Angel: O_O Ok...
You need to stay at a friend's house for a night. Whose house, One or Six?
Me: Will and Jack don't have houses they have ships but Jack's ship is in a bottle and Will's doesn't hmm...what to choose what to choose.
Two and Seven are making out when Ten walks in. Ten's reaction?
Harry*walks in on Joker and Kendal* BLOODY @#$%ING HELL!!
Joker: What have you uh..never seen two men make out before?
Harry: No, and Kendal didn't you havea girlfriend?
Kendal: Eh, I wasn't out of the closet.*cotinues making out with the Joker*
Harry: *sigh* I'm outta here.*walks out*
Three falls in love with Six. Eight is jealous.What happens?
Ahsoka: *sighs* Will is so hot!
Angel: Wtf?! I thought you weren't supposed to fall in love!
Ahsoka: *shrugs shoulders* We aren't. Why you jealous?
Angel: No, I'm married to Captain Jack Sparrow and have three kids. But two of them aren't his.
Angel: I'm not! Will is attractive but I'm probably old enough to be his mother.
Ahsoka: *pulls out lightsaber and points it at Angel* Admit it!
Angel*pulls out gun at Ahsoka* Never!
Four jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who rescues you, two, ten or seven?
Barbossa: *tackles me from the back*
Me: What did I do?!
Barbossa: Ya made me look soft in front of the the readers!
Me: HELP ME!
Harry: *points wand at Barbossa* Get away from her!
Barbossa: What are you going to do about it, la-
Barbossa*falls on back unconcious*
Me: My hero. *kisses Harry*
Three has to marry either Eight, Four, or Nine. Who do they choose?
Ahsoka: I'm not lesbian, I don't like Barbossa like that, and Jacob is hot...so Jacob.
Ahsoka: I know.
Seven kidnaps Two and demands something from Five for Two's release. What is it?
Nothing cause nobody can kindnap the Joker.
Everyone gangs up on Three. Does Three stand a chance?
Maybe...there is so many that is a match for her but...she's skillful so she'll figure it out.
Everyone is invited to Two and Seven's wedding except for Eight. How does Eight react?
Angel*shrugs* Oh, well I don't care. They're relationship creeps me out.
Me: Why, you a homophobe?
Angel: No, it's just one's a physopath clown and one is a pop teen idol so yeah...I'm not sure it's legal.
Me: It's not but the Joker took a priest hostage and forcing him to marry Kendal, so...it's not much of a wedding.
Why is Six afraid of Seven?
Me:Will, why the hell are you afraid of Kendall.
Will: I don't know...*hides in the corner*
Me: *pats Will's head* It's ok, Will. I'm here for you.
Nine arrives late for Two and Seven's wedding. What happens and why were they late?
Jacob: *runs through warehouse in wolf form and turns back and he's naked* Am I too late?
Kendall: Yeah, and...you're naked.
Jacob: *covers crotch* Yeah...sorry I was late. Bella, had a baby and I imprinted on her baby.
Kendall: Thats cool. Tell her and Edward I said, Congratulations.
Five and Nine get drunk and end up at your house. What happens?
Snape and Jacob: *barges in drunk*
Me: What the hell guys?! Do you not know what time it is?!
Jacob: Adventure time?!
Me *laughs* You guys are so drunk.
Jacob: Have I told you*hic* how hot *hic*you are?
Jacob: Well you*hic*are.
Me: That's nice, Jake. *snatches Snape's wand*
Snape: Hey! That's my uh...stick!
Jacob: That's what she said!
Me*points at Snape* Stupify!
Me*points wand at Jacob* Stupify! Well, I hope they'll understand.
Nine murders Two's best friend (Has to be someone on the list). What does Two do to get back?
The Joker doesn't have any friends! He has enemies though. But if he did he'd put his smile on his face, taunt him how much Bella's never going to love him, then torture him to death.
Six and One are in mortal danger. Does Six save One or themselves?
Jack: Come on, mate! I saved you and your bonny lass!
Will: I don't know. You traded me to Jones to save your skin.
Jack: *smiles sheepishly* Foregive me.
Will: Hmm, no.*leaves Jack*
Eight and Three go camping. But they forget food. What do they do?
Angel: Well, isn't this a fine mess. We don't have any food!
Ahsoka: Relax, we can go find some.
Angel: Really? I don't see anywhere we can get food.
Ahsoka: Come on, follow me. *walks away to find food*
Angel: *follows Ahsoka*
In Remembrance of Severus Snape: A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor without all the red and gold crap
In Remeberance of Lily Potter: Who died to protect her son she made the ulimate sacrifice to make the world a safer place she'll always remain in our hearts
In Remembrance of Fred Weasley: Who fought bravely to the very end and whose jokes will forever brighten his other half and will loyally await his soul mate and brother with many jokes, he's got forever to think of them, right
In Remenberance of Cedric Diggory: Who died before his time and will be remembered for his bravery
In Rememberance of Sirius Black: The black sheep in his family he died laughing at the hands of his cousin he didn't deserve to spend the last fourteen years of his life the way he did in Azkaban and on the run
In Remembrance of Dobby: Who was more free and full of love than any elf, and most humans
In Remembrance of Remus J. Lupin: the last real Marauder who was not just a wonderful father a incredible husband and brave hero as well as a freaking awesome werewolf
In Remembrance of Nymphadora Tonks: Who died for ‘the greater good’ and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora
In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody: Whose motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive and scared the crap out of some kids too
In Remembrance of Tom Marvelo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort: Who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger but who got his ass thoroughly kicked in the end
In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore: Whose past and wisdom confused us whose seeming betrayal shocked us but actually who turned out to be an okay guy in the end despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing
In Remembrance of Bellatrix Lestrange: Because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra she deserved everything she got and more
In Remembrance of Colin Creevey: Who we really didn’t know too well but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war so he must’ve done something good besides stalking Harry
In Remembrance of Hedwig: Harry's actual first friend who lived and died SOARING
And In Remembrance of Harry James Potter: Yeah I know he's not dead (damn right he's not) but the series is. *sobs* J.K., if you're reading this, get crackin'!
ATTENTION ALL VIEWERS WHO HAVE READ MY STORIES!!!!!!
MY COMPUTER CRASHED!!!
IT CRASHED A WHILE AGO AND I COULDN'T THINK OF A REASON TO TELL AND IT JUST CAME TO ME!!!
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P.S. I might have a couple of one shots, sequels, prequels, or new stories when I get back! :)