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Brazilian.

Not 30. Yet. Thank God.

Single. No husband. No boyfriend. No kids. No one. Poor me.

Oh, but I have a dog.

I read fanfics when I shoud be doing other things. Obsessevely. Compulsively. I. Just. Can't. Stop. It's frightening. Really.

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My Life as a Trophy Wife by JennaRay reviews
Bella signs a contract with Edward to enter into a marriage based on financial gain. She's looking to take the easy road and instead finds a nearly impossible one she must travel on the path to finding herself, along with everything she never knew she wanted. This is the struggle of a broken little girl growing into the woman she's destined to be.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 394,054 - Reviews: 10842 - Favs: 6,229 - Follows: 8,240 - Updated: 7/13 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Bella, Edward
Crossing the Lines by sheviking reviews
Desperate times call for desperate measures. Bella is starving for a better life for her and her son, and taking her clothes off in front of a stranger is just the first of many lines she'll cross.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 73,953 - Reviews: 6530 - Favs: 3,565 - Follows: 5,177 - Updated: 7/6 - Published: 11/18/2013 - Bella, Edward
The Single Game by AwesomeSauce76 reviews
UPDATE: Pulled to Publish (P2P) New girl Bella Swan is finally ready to start dating again, but the only boy she's interested in is too shy to even talk to her. Why are her friends convinced that the answer to her problem is some crazy party game… with kissing? AU/AH, BPOV, COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 6506 - Favs: 3,771 - Follows: 2,290 - Updated: 6/1 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Forbidden Love by Robsessed23 reviews
Bella and Edward's love is challenged because of their age difference. The small town of Forks just can't seem to understand their relationship. As members of the community don't support them, loved ones turn on them, and other people get in between them, can they pick up the pieces and move forward, or crumble under the pressure? Lemons, Drama and Romance oh my!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,576 - Reviews: 813 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
You Came Too Early by Elliania reviews
Complete, but for the epilogue. Edward and Bella married too young and for all the wrong reasons, so no one acted surprised when their marriage crumbled down. Two kids and five years later, events force them to live under the same roof for a while. Will they realize what they lost? AH. Older, divorced E/B. Daddyward. Angst. HEA.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 200,290 - Reviews: 3667 - Favs: 2,787 - Follows: 3,689 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Bella, Edward
The Diva Diaries by KiyaRaven reviews
*TAKEN DOWN. MANY APOLOGIES.* Dear Diary, When he left, I became numb. Safe in a bubble of denial and bitterness. Now, he's back, and I've agreed to be his co-star in a new Broadway play. Obviously, if there were a Nation of Stupid People, I would be their Queen. A/H
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,477 - Reviews: 12857 - Favs: 5,966 - Follows: 5,341 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Theories of Bellativity by kikki7 reviews
Bella Swan is a physician assistant student trying to survive a grueling clinical year. Add Dr. Edward Cullen, a cocky, irresistible ob/gyn resident. Throw in some chocolate, sprinkle with a few of Bella's quirky theories about life, and see what happens.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 120,217 - Reviews: 4955 - Favs: 5,019 - Follows: 6,350 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Bella, Edward
ROI (Return On Investment) by NewTwilightFan reviews
*May to December Romance Contest* "You get out of life what you put into it." For Bella, this strategy works as promised in all things. . . except love. She's had more than enough disappointment. She decides it is time to cut her losses and give up dating altogether, but then a younger man offers her a new perspective on love and maybe, just maybe, the biggest payout of all.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,049 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 76 - Published: 2/12 - Bella, Edward - Complete
High Anxiety by EdwardsBloodType reviews
Cute, trendy Bella returns home to escape the heartache of her past. She immediately befriends neighbors Jasper and Edward, bonding with them in the treehouse out back. Bella and Edward discover they have more in common than they ever dreamed of. AH A/U
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,423 - Reviews: 21262 - Favs: 11,733 - Follows: 7,477 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Slowest Burn by TypoKween reviews
"I don't even realize that the air has gotten hazy. Or that it smells like skunk, or that amidst the clouds of smoke, leaning against the wall is Edward Cullen." - AH, E/B, Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 330,005 - Reviews: 7003 - Favs: 6,381 - Follows: 7,228 - Updated: 1/17 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Bella, Edward
An Introduction to Swirl and Daisy by m81170 reviews
A first kiss, a first dance, a first curse word shared between best friends. This is the tale of a boring, young geek and the social pariah who thought the world of him. A tale of growing up. A tale of a Non-Romantic Romance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 212,915 - Reviews: 14757 - Favs: 7,417 - Follows: 7,020 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Love Boat by twilly reviews
Love, exciting and new. Come Aboard. We're expecting you. Love, life's sweetest reward. Let it flow, it floats back to you. Best friends, a childhood crush, a free cruise, and a ship full of swingers.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 104,158 - Reviews: 1555 - Favs: 958 - Follows: 1,639 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Edward, Bella
Decking The Halls by Vican reviews
One store to decorate. One night to get it done. And one Edward who definitely isn't distracting because he's 100 percent not cute or funny at all. Nope.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,619 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 70 - Published: 12/20/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Education of Professor Cullen by sheviking reviews
College professor Edward Cullen is thoroughly annoyed by his student Ms. Swan. Everything about her bothers him, and he longs for the semester to be over. But what happens when he meets her one night when they aren't in school?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 10711 - Favs: 9,348 - Follows: 7,034 - Updated: 12/19/2014 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Lot by crimsonmarie reviews
Bella Swan, not one for Christmas, plans to spend it alone. Edward Cullen is the unavailable, gorgeous bartender at Forks Bowling Alley where she spends every Tuesday night. Could a late night ritual with him change everything?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,922 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 870 - Follows: 1,164 - Updated: 12/19/2014 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Bella, Edward
Hot Commodity by blueeyedcherry reviews
Edward Cullen is used to getting everything he wants. Good looking, wealthy, and charming, NYC's most reputable playboy doesn't take "no" for an answer. Then he meets Isabella Swan and all bets are off ... Except for one. *AH/OOC*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 219,517 - Reviews: 2164 - Favs: 2,603 - Follows: 2,852 - Updated: 12/3/2014 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Good Luck Club by Lolo84 reviews
Perpetually down on her luck, things start to turn around for Bella in the strangest of places. Her new job. At a strip club. When a certain … 'Client' takes an interest in her. But how long will that luck last? Romance/Suspense/Humor. AH. BPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 91,096 - Reviews: 1438 - Favs: 1,450 - Follows: 1,507 - Updated: 11/29/2014 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Follow The Sun by MissWinkles reviews
Sometimes you have to stop thinking with your head and listen to your heart, follow which way the wind blows and dream with abandon. Because tomorrow is a brand new day, and who knows what it will bring. E/B. Fluffy as fuck, with some sweet salty love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 100,155 - Reviews: 2133 - Favs: 1,350 - Follows: 1,616 - Updated: 11/7/2014 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Liquor, Lube, and Latex by Livie79 reviews
It's his birthday and I'm giving him the one thing he really wants. AH ExB M for Smut. Smut, smut, smut.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,203 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 1,138 - Follows: 921 - Updated: 11/4/2014 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tatted Hips and Wicked Lips by Hoodfabulous reviews
Bella can't stand Edward Cullen. She hates his tattoos, his piercings, and his stupid band. But mostly she hates how badly she wants him. He hates her too...or so she thinks. Will one iPhone fail change everything? My entry to LOL Text Message Contest. Won: Public Vote, Best Edward, Hottest Text Fail, Host's Choice- CaliGirlMon, Judges' Pick- SDFanFicChic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 142,023 - Reviews: 4070 - Favs: 2,873 - Follows: 3,344 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 5/22/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Boys Will Be by Postapocalypticdepository reviews
Bella and Edward are college roommates who have known each other forever. They are more like brother and sister rather than friends and lovers. Edward has some bad habits, but Bella is a good cook. Will temptation change their ways allowing them to embrace what's been between them all along? Romance with lot of laughs getting there.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,430 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 689 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Bella, Edward
Volunteer 13 by Edward's Eternal reviews
A favour for a friend. A few minutes of her life. Kiss a stranger and see what happens. "Easy," Rose insisted. "Kiss him and walk away." Will it be that simple?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,162 - Reviews: 3182 - Favs: 2,619 - Follows: 2,333 - Updated: 7/29/2014 - Published: 4/27/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fourth Floor by Wonkyward Contest reviews
Twenty-five-year-old Bella gets far more than she bargained for after a visit to the fourth floor of her company's office. Can Edward show her that appearances can be deceiving?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,162 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 93 - Published: 7/29/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Babysitter by plummy reviews
Everybody said Rose was perfect for me, and this weekend I was going to find out if it was true. That was the plan, until I met her sister.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 35,055 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 1,652 - Follows: 2,154 - Updated: 7/17/2014 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Playing Doctor by araeo reviews
An entry for the Twific Doctorward Contest: When a slightly-drunk Bella arrives at the hospital with a suspicious-looking wound, ER-doctor Edward is concerned. For many reasons. When the line between professional and personal interest becomes blurred, will a workplace indiscretion land them both in hot water? 1ST PLACE WINNER, JUDGES' AND PUBLIC VOTE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,382 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 221 - Published: 6/25/2014
Fan Fiction, Sex Gods and Single Girls by bannerday reviews
*NOW WITH A FINAL EPILOGUE* After a mortifying first meeting, teacher/fanfiction writer, Bella, finds fic-inspiration in distracting, hot-headed, player-of-a-neighbor, Edward. But she really shouldn't judge a book by its cover. And she just might faint when she discovers who's reading her new fic. Art imitates life imitates art. A fic in a fic. AH/Canon Couples/UST/Humor/Love
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 72 - Words: 535,961 - Reviews: 21725 - Favs: 5,839 - Follows: 5,816 - Updated: 6/21/2014 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Princess And The Playboy by kymbersmith90 reviews
'Sure, she was hot, but I imagined her to be a pompous, stuck-up know-it-all who would more than likely be incredibly boring in bed, so as far as I'm concerned, she isn't worth my attention' Playboy Edward is in for the shock of his life when The Princess Isabella of Scotland is assigned to his flat at university. Based on the love story of Prince William and Kate Middleton.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 53,754 - Reviews: 1472 - Favs: 1,237 - Follows: 2,177 - Updated: 6/11/2014 - Published: 8/16/2013 - Bella, Edward
The Best Mistake Of All by MrsK81 reviews
Living the perfect life with no cares or responsibilities suited Bella just fine, but her family had other ideas and all of a sudden everything was changing... and not necessarily in a good way. One last night out, one quick escape through a bathroom window, one assumption about her new boss plus so many other things proved to be one mistake after another or so it seemed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 143,450 - Reviews: 3039 - Favs: 2,160 - Follows: 2,397 - Updated: 6/4/2014 - Published: 11/3/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Yes by GeekChic12 reviews
"He talks to me sometimes. I mean, it's usually sort of one-sided, but… every once in a while, he'll make eye contact with me, and I feel like I've won the lottery or something." A boy most people overlook. A girl who sees just how amazing he is. All human. High School. Dedicated to lellabeth.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 37,085 - Reviews: 2721 - Favs: 1,980 - Follows: 1,918 - Updated: 2/22/2014 - Published: 12/13/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Heir and the Spare by sleepyvalentina reviews
My sister keeps telling me the media is way too hard on Prince Edward—that he isn't an arrogant, self-entitled bastard and I'd like him if I got to know him. Right. The more time I spend with His Royal Heinous, the more I want him to leave me alone. But he won't, and since the tabloids already think I'm sleeping with him, he might as well kiss me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 70,721 - Reviews: 6119 - Favs: 4,017 - Follows: 5,820 - Updated: 2/6/2014 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Bella, Edward
Capital E, Everything by fortheloveofdaisies reviews
Meet Edward and Bella, two best friends who share some stupid jokes, a lot of silly banter, and even more sexual repression. A story about standing on the edge of a leap that could risk, well, everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,444 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 805 - Follows: 1,498 - Updated: 1/11/2014 - Published: 2/19/2013 - Bella, Edward
He Said, She Said by araeo reviews
Boy meets Girl and sweeps her right off her feet – which just happen to be slightly slutty when it comes to a certain tall, dark (and slightly gingered) piece of walking sex, who decides to pursue her without mercy. A fluffy novelette about a girl who does something questionably stupid, yet lucks out incredibly by finding her Mr. Right. All human. Utter nonsense.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 21,299 - Reviews: 704 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 1/9/2014 - Published: 12/17/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Gate 19 by iambeagle reviews
After finding out her flight from Denver to Seattle has been cancelled, Bella accepts a ride from a stranger who is also hoping to get home for Christmas. ExB Christmas fluff, y'all.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,513 - Reviews: 1262 - Favs: 987 - Follows: 1,554 - Updated: 1/6/2014 - Published: 12/20/2013 - Bella, Edward
One-Night Stand in Locked-Down London by BlueIsSoul reviews
A disinterested, paranoid girl. A wealthy journalist with only one thing on his mind. Too much alcohol. A serial killer on the loose. Here's the problem with a one-night stand in locked-down London.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,688 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 968 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Complete
Copy Room by Edward's Eternal reviews
Sometimes flippant words are really the truth spoken out loud. What happens when someone overhears you and decides to give you what you secretly want but never knew?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 51,207 - Reviews: 7664 - Favs: 3,661 - Follows: 2,968 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 9/14/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Agreement by Gemgirl65 reviews
A virgin. An escort. A contract signed. But falling in love wasn't part of the agreement... AH, E&B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 248,245 - Reviews: 6629 - Favs: 3,315 - Follows: 4,267 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Bella, Edward
Let Me by iambeagle reviews
A story about two friends, a three-day music festival, and stupid love. EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,568 - Reviews: 1453 - Favs: 1,396 - Follows: 1,640 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 2/8/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Starry Eyed Inside by Rochelle Allison reviews
High School Fictional. No one sends Bella into a tailspin quite like Edward Cullen... but can she make him hers? The ups and downs and all arounds.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 148,408 - Reviews: 8948 - Favs: 5,764 - Follows: 3,457 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fatherhood, Formula, and Other F Words by anhanninen reviews
When man-whore, foul-mouthed Edward's life takes an unexpected turn, he's left with a baby to raise. With the help of a friendly neighbor, he learns sometimes the unexpected could be the best thing that's ever happened. All Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 142,732 - Reviews: 6294 - Favs: 5,974 - Follows: 4,744 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Art of Getting Fluffed by ChocolateSparrow reviews
Like every professional, Edward Cullen needs the right tools for the job. But what happens when they just don't work anymore? Cue Bella Swan, an expert at being in the wrong place at the wrong time. The adventures of Bunny and Fluff. Short funny chapters rated M for a reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 68,100 - Reviews: 4392 - Favs: 1,747 - Follows: 2,956 - Updated: 11/4/2013 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Edward, Bella
Drowning, not waving by Bower-Of-Bliss reviews
30 year old Bella Swan is the swimming instructor who teaches the Sunday morning daddy and baby classes.  Although he's a forbidden man, her attraction to Edward Cullen, the newest daddy to join the Waterbabes group, is instantaneous. Can Bella drown her libido and maintain her professionalism? B x E x H2O equals slippery when wet. All Human. Minimal angst. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 154 - Words: 269,062 - Reviews: 9487 - Favs: 3,239 - Follows: 3,516 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
No Holds Barred by jayhawkbb reviews
When Bella opens her dance studio right next to Edward's bar, will Edward hate her...or will he fall for the girl next door? BxE, AH, OOC, rated M for naughty language and behavior.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 207,603 - Reviews: 2614 - Favs: 3,184 - Follows: 3,993 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Bella, Edward
He Shoots, She Scores: The Full Story by WitchyVampireGirl reviews
See how it all started. What did Bella do once she laid eyes on Edward Cullen to make sure he was hers. Watch as shy Bella stops at nothing to get her man. All Human, canon couples, a bit OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 164,438 - Reviews: 1932 - Favs: 787 - Follows: 669 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Periodic Table by Livie79 reviews
Forced to seek the help of a tutor, Bella wastes no time setting her sights on the hot bronze haired boy. After all, shouldn't learning be fun? My entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,418 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 166 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Just Enough by Dirty Talkin' Edward contest reviews
I was dangerously close to stepping over that line, but it was going to take a little help. He gave me just enough. Entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,774 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 70 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Never Said I Didn't by purelyamuse reviews
Edward is finally ready to play ball, but is Bella? Is it too late? The bases are loaded. He's just waiting for Bella to give him the signal to run. EPOV, Human, HS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 72,786 - Reviews: 2522 - Favs: 1,530 - Follows: 1,513 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 5/31/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Dress by Dirty Talkin' Edward contest reviews
What a difference a dress makes. Entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Twific Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,284 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 112 - Published: 7/29/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Blurred Lines by Dirty Talkin' Edward contest reviews
Edward Cullen: secret phone sex operator, dirty talking pro and hopelessly in love with his best friend. When a familiar voice calls in, will the lines between friendship, love, and lust become blurred? An entry for the Dirty Talking Edward Twific Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,356 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 168 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
It Only Took Five by Dirty Talkin' Edward contest reviews
Minor broken filters and one unavoidable revelation. Not the best combination for certain situations…like this one. Contest entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Contest. Yeah! WARNING: OVER 18 ONLY PLEASE. Entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,529 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 76 - Published: 7/23/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Power Tools and Pearls by Dirty Talkin' Edward contest reviews
She didn't want to dwell in the past anymore. She'd always been a woman of action, and action was exactly what she needed. Bella was going to renovate her house, and maybe she could renovate her life in the process. Entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,296 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 91 - Published: 7/22/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bring On The Wonder by Bronzehyperion reviews
Bella works the streets of Seattle as a prostitute. Edward is waiting to be ordained as a Catholic priest. Is there anything they have to offer each other? Or are there just sacrifices they both have to make… All human. Rated M for a reason. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 62 - Words: 494,166 - Reviews: 3260 - Favs: 1,524 - Follows: 1,148 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Conventioneers by Catastrophia reviews
Innocent event coordinator Bella has her sanity challenged when the adult toy show comes to town. How will she cope with a world she's never seen and a man who's very comfortable in it? Rated M for lang and lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,507 - Reviews: 1045 - Favs: 1,311 - Follows: 2,007 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Bella, Edward
Hooked Up and Locked Down by LayAtHomeMom reviews
All he wants is a distraction. And a distraction is what he gets when a night out with friends leads to a steamy hook-up. Of course, sometimes things look different in the morning... but that's the trouble with one-night stands in locked down Boston.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,207 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 1,395 - Follows: 1,191 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Should Go by nikkipattinson reviews
I was happy. I thought that she was too. I guess that's why the cheating completely blindsided me. I would never have done it and I had just assumed that she felt the same. I thought that she loved me as much as I loved her. I was wrong. This is an E/B fic. Be patient!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 81,617 - Reviews: 1813 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 868 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 2/27/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Script by untiltherainstops reviews
When Edward and Bella were thrown unwillingly together in a blind date, they decided to play pretend. Six months, nosy mothers, and a lot of bad acting, they have to play the perfect couple to fool everyone but themselves.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,485 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 6/15/2013 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Edward, Bella
Chop and Change by Krazyk85 reviews
Caught trying to steal his car, a runaway, Bella, meets Edward. A man with his own vices and long rap sheet. Taking her under his wing and teaching her the way to truly boost cars, they embark on a journey of crime fitting of Bonnie and Clyde. ExB, Lemons, Violence, Guns, and Fun. HEA. BPOV. Watch Trailer on youtube: www. youtube. com /watch? v S5mvlCUXDf8& feature youtube gdata
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 56 - Words: 187,787 - Reviews: 4236 - Favs: 2,729 - Follows: 2,313 - Updated: 6/10/2013 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Accidentally in Love by Missus T reviews
A personal ad for a fake fiancée leads to something they never expected. Two lonely souls discover that faking it might be the best thing that ever happened to them. ExB AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 134,493 - Reviews: 4657 - Favs: 4,442 - Follows: 4,080 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Deviant by planetblue reviews
He pissed me off and then he turned me on. Spectacularly.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 83,093 - Reviews: 10246 - Favs: 5,383 - Follows: 4,062 - Updated: 5/20/2013 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
In Your Room by LayAtHomeMom reviews
After years of bedroom boredom with Missionary Mike, can Bella find the sexual salvation she's seeking in the arms of campus hottie, Edward Cullen? Rated M for Edward's dirty mouth, Bella's inner whore, embarrassing situations and lemons galore…
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 114,213 - Reviews: 3814 - Favs: 4,134 - Follows: 3,062 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Insatiable Desires by ItzMegan73 reviews
What happens when the paths of two highly intelligent hypersexuals cross?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 87,528 - Reviews: 1761 - Favs: 3,004 - Follows: 3,976 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Bella, Edward
String Theory by theladyingrey42 reviews
"Eleven dimensions. Infinite parallel realities. And in all of them, I love her." Muppets, math, and physicists falling in love. Fluff and eventual lemons. ExB, AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 79,552 - Reviews: 8518 - Favs: 3,482 - Follows: 2,130 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Body of Work by TheSaintsMistress reviews
B is a gossip columnist.E is an arrogant NY socialite.When E is admitted into rehab,B will stop at nothing to get her story.On her mission,B will reveal things about E that will make her doubt her intentions,as more than the truth is uncovered.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,519 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 979 - Updated: 2/14/2013 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Bella, Edward
Dodge and Burn by abstract way reviews
He assumed Isabella Swan was eccentric, yet that very fact intrigued him. He hadn't dealt with a compelling person, sensible or colorful in quite a while. She just seemed ripe with possibilities to be anything but mundane.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 176,021 - Reviews: 7299 - Favs: 2,068 - Follows: 1,951 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Indecent Proposal by pattyrose reviews
Edward's heart was broken by the girl he's loved for almost a decade. Drifter Bella wanders into Forks aimlessly one hot summer day. When their paths cross, he proposes a scheme to get them both their deepest desires. But things aren't always as they seem & Fate can have other plans. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 167,197 - Reviews: 7007 - Favs: 4,079 - Follows: 2,745 - Updated: 1/24/2013 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Last Call by Robsmyyummy Cabanaboy reviews
The past she's struggling to remember is the time he'd rather forget. Can they move beyond the scars and forge a new beginning together? Or have they missed their Last Call? AH, Rated M for things adults say and do.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 209,512 - Reviews: 4534 - Favs: 1,883 - Follows: 1,397 - Updated: 1/15/2013 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hello Beautiful by SoapyMayhem reviews
COMPLETE - Bella Swan-Cullen has always thought her stepfather was a handsome man. What happens when that small spark of attraction ignites? It's not just Bella that stands to get burned. Her secret attraction could tear her family apart! - Bella/Edward Drabble See Disclaimer Inside
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 105 - Words: 67,794 - Reviews: 15648 - Favs: 3,204 - Follows: 2,917 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Secret Sex by erinbatt reviews
Edward and Bella have a little secret...or so they think. A friendship that evolves into a very sweet love story. If only anyone knew about it... AH / Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 366,052 - Reviews: 6242 - Favs: 4,892 - Follows: 3,516 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Business Casual by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
The lines between boss and employee, human and immortal, hero and damsel, coworker and lover, and right and wrong are about to become very blurry for Edward and Bella. Comedy/Romance/Drama
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,839 - Reviews: 2701 - Favs: 2,202 - Follows: 1,676 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bun In The Oven by MissWinkles reviews
When a one-night stand that should have stayed that way has unexpected consequences, Edward and Bella have to find a way to make it work, for better or worse. AH/OCC. Rated M for so many reasons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 60,571 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 842 - Follows: 1,419 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Bella, Edward
The Purple Banana Hammock by TheFicChick reviews
Like most women, I always found Speedos to be equal parts hilarious and horrifying. That all changed the day I saw Edward Cullen wearing one.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 52,150 - Reviews: 1130 - Favs: 2,648 - Follows: 1,001 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Rise by Rochelle Allison reviews
Bella is a bad boy's girl, living a life she no longer wants. She's trapped, until one of the things that keeps her confined - her bodyguard - becomes the very thing that could set her free.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 57,852 - Reviews: 5053 - Favs: 2,702 - Follows: 1,521 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When Bunnies Attack by Catastrophia reviews
Flighty Bunny obsessed writer Bella and IT business owner Edward. A tale of plot bunnies, fate, flashlights, and lol. Short chapters and laughs. Rated M E/B OOC AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,672 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Bella, Edward
The Whole Package by PrimaryDiamonds reviews
Collab relay-fic by DiamondHeart78 and primarycolors. Bella sees him every day but has a hard time gathering up the nerve to make a move. Every delivery is a special delivery. UPSward/Gamerward! E/B AH Rated M for Bella checkin' out Edward's package.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 43,697 - Reviews: 2112 - Favs: 1,581 - Follows: 2,359 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Edward, Bella
The Cellar by iambeagle reviews
Boy meets Girl. Girl's friend throws up on Boy's shoes. A story about wannabe hipsters, awkward moments, and soul mates.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 49,262 - Reviews: 4168 - Favs: 2,877 - Follows: 1,880 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Outbound by aftrnoondlight reviews
Two beautiful souls humbly traveling life's lonely path, until fate suddenly shows her hand. Will Edward and Bella surrender willingly... A tender, romantic tale of love and life in the clouds.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,508 - Reviews: 3183 - Favs: 2,812 - Follows: 1,889 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Wild Child by FluffyLiz reviews
Just months away from inheriting a fortune and the family business, 17 year old orphan, Bella, is out of control – a wild child with a platinum card and a killer bod. Can Edward, as her legal guardian and CEO of Swan Publishing, rein her in and prevent her from ruining everything he's worked for? AH, OOC. Rated M for language, adult situations and dramatic plotlines.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 223,906 - Reviews: 5379 - Favs: 3,132 - Follows: 2,474 - Updated: 10/29/2012 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Symmetry by aftrnoondlight reviews
Love comes slowly when it's the truest. A modern day romance designed and told by Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,537 - Reviews: 2352 - Favs: 1,653 - Follows: 1,644 - Updated: 10/29/2012 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Playing It Straight by MissWinkles reviews
Sometimes love is all about telling the truth. AH, OOC and very, very fluffy. Written for the Twilight Twenty-Five Round Six.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 39,035 - Reviews: 1393 - Favs: 1,165 - Follows: 1,081 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Real Life of E A Masen by Vancouver-Canuck-Girl reviews
Edward Cullen - to most, he's a boring book editor but he's really an elusive romance novelist with an erotic flair. When he's not writing porn, I mean romance, he's just a guy who's married to his high school sweetheart and father of three teens. This funny, romantic, sweet Daddyward will make you laugh and cry. (Bonus: A Jake you'll love, too)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 209,495 - Reviews: 3942 - Favs: 2,309 - Follows: 1,335 - Updated: 10/23/2012 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Easy by BellaEdwardlover1991 reviews
Summary: Actress Bella and singer Edward have broken up recently and are now forced to meet up again at an awards show. Is letting go really as easy as they make it seem to be to each other? Drabble.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 10,489 - Reviews: 1036 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 9/27/2012 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Water Landing by camoozle reviews
High School's a lot like a plane crash. You check for the exit. You secure your mask. And if you're lucky, you survive. AU, AH, All EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 103,105 - Reviews: 1473 - Favs: 922 - Follows: 1,284 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Edward
At Last by Michelle M. Marie reviews
At Last Bella's love has come along - in the form of a one night stand. "You never know what you're missing until you suddenly get what you want without asking for it. Does that even make sense? No? Well, neither did my life after I met Edward Cullen." A/H
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 64,848 - Reviews: 1114 - Favs: 1,209 - Follows: 1,439 - Updated: 9/19/2012 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Beautiful by DazzledIn2008 reviews
Bella, new to "the lifestyle," attends a party at dominant Edward Cullen's house, and he shows an interest in her.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 80,322 - Reviews: 853 - Favs: 1,039 - Follows: 1,191 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stigmata Tomato by BellaFlan reviews
Alert the Darwin Awards! Bella Swan, depressed and demented, nearly dies trying to kill herself & is shipped to Forks WA. Watch her update her facebook status and fall in love. WARNING: MA, very dark comedy. OOC w/ nod to canon , E/B some Jake , AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 102,923 - Reviews: 3238 - Favs: 1,461 - Follows: 1,235 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Best Thing I Ever Did by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Mini-sequel to The Best I Ever Had for FGB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,230 - Reviews: 1921 - Favs: 3,091 - Follows: 2,394 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Animate Me by abstract way reviews
Professional animator Edward worships cartoon exec Bella from afar by day and draws her in his comic book late at night. When this Daffy Duck-loving geek comes face to face with his dream girl, will his fantasy world come to life? ...Note:The primary story of Animate Me was pulled and published. Thanks for 2 great years on fan fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,251 - Reviews: 11452 - Favs: 4,488 - Follows: 3,694 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Menage A Trois by Siobhan B. Masen- Fraser reviews
Edward struggles to find a suitable birthday gift for Bella, until Edward discovers his chance to help her live out one of her fantasies! Rated M for lots of lemons, let's be honest it is one giant lemon!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,299 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Without Reserve by DH78 reviews
Bella sees him all the time as he mans the reserves desk at the campus library. She thinks she's got him pegged. What she doesn't know might surprise her. WINNING ENTRY FOR THE FIC THIS GIF ANON CONTEST: "HIGHEST SWOON FACTOR"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,174 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 717 - Follows: 396 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Best I Ever Had by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Sex between friends complicates everything. Bella knows this. But she has no idea how much more Edward is going to complicate things.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,919 - Reviews: 7428 - Favs: 10,281 - Follows: 5,770 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dating in the Dark by twicrack83 reviews
Two sets of quirky friends, one week in California, and one crazy game show. What could go wrong… or right? Hilarity and lemons ensue! Canon pairings/AH/OOC Rated M because I know you like it!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,077 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Bella, Edward
No Place Like Home by tellingmelies reviews
Edward is forced to leave his playboy life behind in Chicago and come home to Washington, but will he change his ways or risk losing everything? All human, cannon couples, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 255,403 - Reviews: 7002 - Favs: 6,636 - Follows: 4,952 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by limona reviews
Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,120 - Reviews: 10619 - Favs: 11,743 - Follows: 12,429 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
Brown Eyes and Stalkerboy by Pandora's Box Is Heavy reviews
"Who said I had a motive?" he asks."Why'd you ask me out, Stalkerboy?""That's simple," he shrugs turning to me. "I wanted to get into your pants."I don't think before I act. I punch the douche in his mouth. And he has the gall to look surprised.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 34,095 - Reviews: 1573 - Favs: 1,232 - Follows: 777 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Biology Project by solostintwilight reviews
Edward's an addict resisting treatment, Bella's a girl who just wants a boyfriend already. What happens when they get paired up for a Biology Project? Bio Lab could get interesting...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 70 - Words: 211,412 - Reviews: 12687 - Favs: 4,037 - Follows: 3,323 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Like Crazy by willyoupleasebequiet reviews
They say that there are three certainties in life: birth, death & taxes. A fourth certainty in Edward & Bella's life is their friendship...okay, five if you include Edward's fixation on seeing her boobs. Inspired by WhatsMyNomDePlume's "Best I Ever Had"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 76,189 - Reviews: 1064 - Favs: 1,762 - Follows: 851 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Meeting by JustForkIt reviews
They've known each other for years but never actually met. Through IMs, phone calls, and text messaging they've become best friends. But what happens with Bella takes an unexpected job opportunity that will put them both in the same town?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 51,366 - Reviews: 973 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 1,178 - Updated: 5/15/2012 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Bella, Edward
The Learning Curve by Amethyst Jackson reviews
AU and AH. Short chapters with daily updates. When Bella's boyfriend brings up the issue of her virginity with his ex, she decides to take charge of her own fate. Now complete with occasional snippets to come.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 138 - Words: 83,353 - Reviews: 13594 - Favs: 3,300 - Follows: 2,896 - Updated: 5/14/2012 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pinky Swear by kharizzmatik reviews
Bella always knew she loved her best friend, but it isn't until she finds out he's engaged that she remembers just how much. How far will she go to make him see he's marrying the wrong woman? A story about finding your heart and losing your head. AH E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 149,334 - Reviews: 7110 - Favs: 5,835 - Follows: 4,189 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fighting Dirty by KaylinJean-IvyLane reviews
Edward's life is turned upside down as witty Bella swoops into his life. Edward plays the only game he can, cat and mouse. He hotly pursues Bella, and Fighting dirty was never so hot. In both EPOV and BPOV. Lemony Goodness! Darker, cocky Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,141 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Bella, Edward
Accidental Detrimental Elemental Stimulating Sex by Trease The Intern reviews
One pair of big, larger than normal black framed glasses. They shouldn't be a turn on, right? WRONG. Me and my 'buddy' are so not equipped to deal with this situation…A fic by Trease & Nyddi. Smut fest here we come!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 43,653 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Bella, Edward
The Roommate by MandyLeigh87 reviews
I needed a roommate. What I got was one heck of a problem. AH BxE Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 80,364 - Reviews: 4705 - Favs: 4,122 - Follows: 3,002 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Take What You Want by purelyamuse reviews
Based on January 2012 witfit prompts. Though Bella's known Edward for years, they've just started hanging out. His crass, smelly boy self is not appealing, but his looks and charm are. How will she deal with her feelings for the gross, flirty boy?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 66,629 - Reviews: 2305 - Favs: 1,592 - Follows: 1,333 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Dress by BittenBee reviews
It's Christmas time, and Bella receives a mysterious package in the mail. She has no idea who the sender Edward Cullen is. They must track each other down over multiple digital platforms and in-person encounters to get to the bottom of the mix-up.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,546 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Late Late Show With Edward Cullen by chartwilightmom reviews
AH/AU, OOC Bella is a famous actress and Edward is a host of a late night talk show. What do they whisper to each other when they greet each other on stage?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 135,649 - Reviews: 2252 - Favs: 2,524 - Follows: 1,597 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dear Mr Masen by jendonna reviews
"Error 434: Reprimanding an executive." Life changing or just stupid? Dear Mr. Masen: A story of unauthorized Internet usage, culinary delights and the goings-on at Cullen, Inc. AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,500 - Reviews: 12871 - Favs: 7,718 - Follows: 6,175 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Slow Boil by kts reviews
Bella's an exchange student hoping to find a job to keep herself employed for the summer so that she can stay on at an exclusive University. Her best job prospect is a part-time housekeeping position with one Mr. Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 83,904 - Reviews: 2359 - Favs: 3,627 - Follows: 1,295 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Up To Scratch by Vican reviews
Mischievous alarm clocks, inappropriate Christmas gifts and slippery ice - Bella's day just keeps going from bad to worse. While thoroughly pissed off at the world, she finds her salvation in the unlikeliest of places
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 97,298 - Reviews: 1624 - Favs: 1,307 - Follows: 1,397 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Bella, Edward
Last Friday Night by amandac3 reviews
Whipped cream flavored vodka, Justin Bieber, skinny dipping & Birthday Sex! Spend 24 hours in the life of Edward Masen. While celebrating their dirty thirty, twins Edward and Jasper, and their bestie, Emmett, carve a path of destruction through the city.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 79,964 - Reviews: 695 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
On Pattinson Drive by Vancouver-Canuck-Girl reviews
Edward and Bella start out hot and heavy but Edward turns fickle. His past includes a crazy ex and her psycho new boyfriend. Lots of laughs included. My first attempt at FanFiction. Rated M. PS: Yes the football schedule isn't correct and the Spanish is sub par, but the basic story line is fun!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 202,363 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Quarterback Rush by musegirl reviews
Bella has a chance meeting with college co-ed Edward and is immediately smitten. But how will she handle finding out Edward is a star football player? Will she be his good luck charm or a curse? AU/AH. Fluff, fun, and lemons. Rated M for a reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 111,589 - Reviews: 1876 - Favs: 3,527 - Follows: 1,846 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Strange Brew by Magnolia822 reviews
Soon-to-be college senior Bella Swan needs a summer job. Edward Cullen needs a worker for his new tasting room at Cullen Creek Brewery. She doesn't know much about beer, but she knows how to push his buttons. Romance/Humor, ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 108,831 - Reviews: 5472 - Favs: 5,659 - Follows: 3,024 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dirt Roads by winehoes reviews
Trucker hats, possums, and dirt roads. Shenanigans ensue. Is there really less trouble in the country, or are the kids just better at not getting caught? ExB, AH. Story contains mature themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 149,850 - Reviews: 1439 - Favs: 1,106 - Follows: 775 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Breaking News by WriteOnTime reviews
Two network news anchors. One desk. In a race to get the story, love might become the headline - if they don't kill each other first. AH Canon Couples, smart people, particle physics, and tap dancing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 182,215 - Reviews: 7143 - Favs: 5,389 - Follows: 4,078 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sleep On The Floor by sexycereal reviews
He steals my coffee first, my virginity second and my heart third. College fluff. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,679 - Reviews: 2779 - Favs: 4,665 - Follows: 3,639 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Late Night Encounters by kyla713 reviews
Lonely ER doc Edward Cullen goes online one night in curiosity, never expecting to find what was awaiting him. AH/possibly some OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 142,693 - Reviews: 9479 - Favs: 8,581 - Follows: 6,214 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Resident Geek by cdunbar reviews
Geeky Edward thinks he has absolutely no shot with the popular, beautiful Bella. Is he right, or will she be one of the many girls who thinks geeks make for better lovers? M for language, sexuality, and some underage drinking. A little OOC...ok, a lot OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 95,911 - Reviews: 5449 - Favs: 6,558 - Follows: 5,202 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Willow by aftrnoondlight reviews
First place winner in A Christmas to Remember contest - A quaint small town. A horse named Willow. Two lonely lovers. These are the ingredients of a DIVINE holiday romance.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,953 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 12/11/2011 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bella Swan: The June Cleaver Experience by taylorishotterthanrob reviews
"We are sending you in under cover." I balked at him and he smiled. "Oh you won't be alone honey, you Mrs. Cullen, will be going in as the wife of a mister Edward Masen." AH, OOC, lemons. Frequent Updates, Now Complete
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 50,600 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Always a Bridesmaid by Missus T reviews
How long can you lust after your best friend's brother before you give up hope? How do you reconcile an attraction for someone you've thought of as a little sister? How long can two people dance around their feelings before they dance together? E/B AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 85,675 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 949 - Follows: 562 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Out of Captivity by IdPattThat reviews
Newly divorced from his high school sweetheart, single father Edward Cullen is trying to get his life back on track. That is until, with the help of his daughter, he finds what he didn't know he was missing in an unexpected place.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,394 - Reviews: 1605 - Favs: 1,672 - Follows: 1,323 - Updated: 11/18/2011 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
He's the One by CullensTwiMistress reviews
Bella meets Edward in the most unfortunate of circumstances, his own wedding. Will she ever have the chance to get to know him? AH; BxE; No cheating.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 82,714 - Reviews: 1107 - Favs: 1,194 - Follows: 718 - Updated: 11/17/2011 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unexpected Circumstances by Savage7289 reviews
When a knight from another kingdom wins his choice of bride, he claims the handmaid instead of the princess. Isabella finds herself married and tossed into the middle of political schemes. What happens when she can't give him the one thing he must have?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 245,857 - Reviews: 25089 - Favs: 12,334 - Follows: 8,272 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
There is a Light by belladonnacullen reviews
This was 1987; before the Internet, before Twitter, before Facebook – this was back when it was still possible for people not to know about things: big things - like bands, and little things - like G-spots. AH, ExB, with some other parings along the way.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 141,350 - Reviews: 5212 - Favs: 3,804 - Follows: 2,467 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
An Acquired Taste by Magnolia822 reviews
Arrogant British celebrity chef Edward Cullen made an impression on NYC caterer Bella Swan long before either one of them became a success. Now, armed with her cat and a devious practical joke, Bella's plan may turn up the heat for both of them. ExB OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 89,903 - Reviews: 5226 - Favs: 3,999 - Follows: 2,748 - Updated: 10/6/2011 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Smooth Operator by Cullcati reviews
Edward has a hard on for the local diner girl. His roommate doesn't think he has the balls to pursue her. Can this Smooth Operator get the girl?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 110,462 - Reviews: 1146 - Favs: 927 - Follows: 1,059 - Updated: 9/27/2011 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Edward, Bella
MFEO by cosmoandmarvar reviews
One long drive, two lonely hearts and one little boy. What happens when the words are perfect and the time is right, but the places are all wrong? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,576 - Reviews: 1901 - Favs: 957 - Follows: 1,218 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Edward, Bella
Edward Cullen: Purse Snatcher by ericastwilight reviews
Edward is dared to do something stupid by his cousin Emmett. "Yeah, but do you think we should've told him that she's the police chief's daughter?" One stolen purse leads to so much more. E/B OOC-AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 91,439 - Reviews: 3954 - Favs: 3,214 - Follows: 2,437 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Subject: Edward Cullen, aka The Womanizer by ericastwilight reviews
Edward's family hire Bella Swan to break the heartbreaker's heart in hopes to have him see the error of his womanizing ways. But she falls hard, too, at the risk of breaking her own heart when the truth is revealed. EXB-AH-OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 328,966 - Reviews: 9473 - Favs: 8,334 - Follows: 5,697 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Rough Start by ItzMegan73 reviews
Overnight irresponsible Edward goes from bachelor to father of a 5 yr old. Meanwhile responsible, prepared Bella begins her first job as Kindergarten teacher at Forks Elementary. When irresponsible meets the epitome of responsible, sparks will fly!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 253,554 - Reviews: 22915 - Favs: 14,228 - Follows: 10,642 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fall Into Place by Vican reviews
With a new friendship blooming between herself and surfer-boy Edward, Bella Swan finds herself fighting for balance, in more ways than one. Skating, baking and growing crushes all send her mind and heart spinning.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,356 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 41 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ride by kris salvador reviews
Bella wanted to fulfill a fantasy - to be groped inside a crowded train. She gets her wish and more, when a sex-starved ex-convict decides she's fair game. ALLHUMAN. Mature but with plot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,524 - Reviews: 4465 - Favs: 7,158 - Follows: 4,138 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Work of Art by abstract way reviews
Brilliant artist Edward is celebrated in the art world, but are trappings of fame also destroying him? In the lust filled world of art-whores & predators, feisty Bella knocks him off his pedestal. Will he realize that she alone has the power to heal him? ...Note: The primary story of Work of Art was pulled and published.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,951 - Reviews: 6419 - Favs: 2,875 - Follows: 1,654 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love is Hell by Kefe reviews
Edward Cullen HAD Bella Swan from the moment they first met. He owned her, everything about her and he threw it all away in a few hours. But now he's back to win her all over again but this time she's not falling. AH, OOC, rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 185,343 - Reviews: 1618 - Favs: 1,312 - Follows: 1,310 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Bella, Edward
Outside the Box by SexyLexiCullen reviews
This is just your basic New York City love story. Crappy apartments, menial jobs, and low standards place Bella Swan in the pathway of love. Rated M. Canon couples with my usual OOC cast. AH. eventually E/B. Ficlet.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 75,052 - Reviews: 1494 - Favs: 1,096 - Follows: 972 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What If by twihart21 reviews
Edward is a successful defense attorney living in LA. He lives a lonely, predictable life. But one day, he wakes up in an unfamiliar house, in an unfamiliar room with Bella laying next to him. Will he ever want to wake up from this dream? AH EPOV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 211,785 - Reviews: 2615 - Favs: 2,979 - Follows: 2,282 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Edward, Bella
The Transfer by bannerday reviews
Bella transfers to the Univ of WA; to a dorm with the Twilight gang. She runs into Edward her first day, leaving him on the ground & her things littered about. Sometimes you find what you didn't know you were looking for. AH, BPOV/EPOV, humor and hotness.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 73 - Words: 538,694 - Reviews: 4093 - Favs: 2,569 - Follows: 1,503 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
During the Off Season by camoozle reviews
Five EPOV outtakes from For the Summer written for Fandom Gives Back.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 46,423 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Edward, Bella
Coloring Outside the Lines by WinndSinger reviews
Yes, it's the sequel to Red Line, finally! Edward and his family are starting their new life in Wyoming and it will not be easy. Can Edward really leave his past behind him and start all over again, being a father, lover, and cowboy?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 438,020 - Reviews: 7118 - Favs: 3,189 - Follows: 2,035 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Doctor's Orders by mybluesky reviews
Nurse Swan vows to never date a doctor, presuming them all to be egotistical jerks. But will she change her mind when she starts a new job and meets the handsome Dr. Cullen, or will his advances only strengthen her resolve? AH, OOC, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 166,845 - Reviews: 9754 - Favs: 6,697 - Follows: 5,225 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Edward, Bella
Daniel Gale: Cumming to America by Annetteskitty reviews
Nerdalicious Daniel Gale is saying goodbye to England and hello to the United States. Looking to reinvent himself, he is all too gratified by the corn-fed derriers of Americans. Daniel Gale/Twilight cross over, slightly crackfic, AU, AH, Prepare for Perv
Crossover - Twilight & Bad Mother's Handbook - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 27 - Words: 103,406 - Reviews: 4539 - Favs: 995 - Follows: 1,058 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Bella
Texts From Last Night by EverythingIDo reviews
Reunited for the first time since college for the week of Alice and Jasper's destination wedding, Bella and Edward are single at the same time for the first time. Once best friends, will they find more? AH, Canon Couples.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 157,489 - Reviews: 2772 - Favs: 2,809 - Follows: 1,796 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Just Friends by alwaysyourflightlessbird reviews
Bella and Edward meet at a summer job in a bookstore. Sparks fly but they find themselves settling into the "friend-zone". Bella has a dark past that seems only Edward can help her with, which make their lives, and feelings, infinitely more complicated.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 83,813 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Bella, Edward
Straight From the Textbooks by weartheseshorts reviews
When Bella is late for her assigned study room, she has no choice but to share the back room with her very hot teacher from high school. Short story. Lemon. All-Human. Bella/Edward. Inspired by Jayeliwood's "Sexy Eddie Contest".
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 64,463 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 997 - Follows: 837 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Sure Thing by Maggie's Gutter reviews
Edward Cullen has a date with destiny, and Bella Swan needs a ride home. Problem? These two can't stand each other. See what happens as they make the long trek from Dartmouth to Forks, while Edward is in hot pursuit of his Sure Thing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,942 - Reviews: 656 - Favs: 856 - Follows: 594 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Edward, Bella
Let's Give Them Something To Blog About by ericastwilight reviews
He decides he doesn't want her, she does everything she can to push him away, but undeniable attraction can lead to more. Meddling family and two secret blogs, will this end well? OOC/AH/ExB On hiatus.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,133 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 335 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Edward, Bella
Deceitful Taboos by LyricalKris reviews
It was love at first sight. He made her heart flutter. She took his breath away. It was a match made in heaven... with one exception - he thought she was his cousin.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 48,812 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 4/28/2011 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Making the Cut by ShearEnvy reviews
When a small town boy moves to the big city to pursue his dreams of becoming a cop and fate places him in the chair of a sexy, snarky hairstylist whose talent has her in high demand, will it be shear ecstasy or split ends? AH/OOC B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 97,343 - Reviews: 2072 - Favs: 2,203 - Follows: 2,370 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
Merry Textmas by DH78 reviews
Bella is forced to tackle the crowds on Black Friday with her best friend, Angela. Can a random text message from a wrong number change the course of her day and her life? Banter galore! AH. VOTER'S CHOICE WINNER for the Naughty & Nice Holiday Contest!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,038 - Reviews: 934 - Favs: 2,521 - Follows: 1,025 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella's Hymen Theory by SwanCullen12 reviews
Bella theorizes her hymen is connected with heartbreak so she asked housemate and buddy Edward to help her get rid of it. Edward's reply? Hell no!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 99,257 - Reviews: 1372 - Favs: 1,246 - Follows: 1,393 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Bella, Edward
Prelude to a Kiss by secretaddict40 reviews
The evolution of a twenty year friendship. Drabbles that turn into lengthier chapters as we navigate our way through ExB's relationship. Key moments that define the future. Not your typical unrequited, friends to lovers story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,753 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/24/2011 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Beautiful Mess by coldplaywhore reviews
Edward and Bella are best friends who take a chance on love together before she leaves for two months in Europe. Will they be able to survive when she returns and their lives change drastically? Extended Version of o/s London Calling. Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 221,373 - Reviews: 2253 - Favs: 1,329 - Follows: 831 - Updated: 3/10/2011 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Paper CutOuts by twistedcoincidence reviews
Bella prefers the virtual to the actual, but feels herself being tugged from the safety of her online realm into the world of a rough edged Edward. This time she'll write her own story. Collab with astilbe13 AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 136,587 - Reviews: 10175 - Favs: 6,190 - Follows: 3,651 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Once More, With Feeling by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Exes and co-workers Edward & Bella are sent to investigate the strange happenings in Forks, but they might drive each other crazy figuring out what's going on in the town. And between them. Humor/Romance.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,595 - Reviews: 1553 - Favs: 1,608 - Follows: 2,078 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Bella, Edward
How My Life was Ruined in 14 Days by moon.witche reviews
Bella has a plan. It's a detailed plan for her whole life. But in her quest for perfection, she has skipped certain high school experiences. With graduation fast approaching, Bella concocts a new plan – a plan to lose her virginity. BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,366 - Reviews: 3777 - Favs: 3,786 - Follows: 3,259 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fade Into You by RCD-Alice reviews
A different kind of message in a bottle. More like a letter in a Starbucks comfy cushion. Is it fate? ExB AU/AH Canon. Slight OOC M to be safe *wink*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 92,322 - Reviews: 1553 - Favs: 887 - Follows: 899 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Edward, Bella
I Shall Believe by drotuno reviews
This is what happens when two really close friends, roommates, and needy people decide to make a 'friends with benefits' arrangement. This is what happens when words are said without thinking. This is what happens when you think you know someone. AH E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,321 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 704 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Missing Letters by the-glory-days reviews
Edward decides that it's time that he and Bella finish what they started and complete the game. -- Fandom Gives Back Auction Pieces -- Companion piece to Alphabet Weekends
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,776 - Reviews: 941 - Favs: 1,876 - Follows: 2,067 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Bella, Edward
Evening the Score by DH78 reviews
Bella is a relationship-weary sports journalist. Edward is a playboy, ex-pat American soccer player in London. When they meet, will they connect or kill each other?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 103,266 - Reviews: 1697 - Favs: 2,760 - Follows: 1,168 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Breaking Bella by sixeightshuffle reviews
Edward Cullen needs to pass Statistics. Bella Swan is his tutor. She thinks he's a flighty, arrogant albeit sexy asshole, and he thinks she's Bipolar, but tries to win her over, anyway. Can he change her mind, or do first impressions really last?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 261,788 - Reviews: 4673 - Favs: 3,649 - Follows: 3,649 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
Fifty Cent Balls & Dollar Kisses by suzyq402 reviews
A dunking booth, lemon Shakes & pizza lead to fireworks and first love at a small towns fall festival. No angst here folks...it's me, and yeah thats how I roll. E/B- M for language. Entry for the Fandom for Preemies compilation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,903 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Longest Summer by lexiecullen17 reviews
Bella wants Edward...the only problem is, he's a counselor at her summer camp. And although Bella has always been one of Edward's favorite campers, that's all she'll ever be to him...right? When Bella returns as a counselor, can she change his mind? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 255,530 - Reviews: 4245 - Favs: 3,794 - Follows: 2,410 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Delusions of Grandeur by herinfiniteeyes reviews
Bella is a liberal girl with an outspoken opinion while Edward is an uptight conservative. When these two meet in a political science class, sparks will fly. M for lemons in future chapters. OOC/AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 114,186 - Reviews: 1102 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 814 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Bella, Edward
PunchDrunk by DragonsExist reviews
AU/AH OOC E/B Edward moves to Portland to start college and a new chapter in his life. After meeting a brown-eyed girl, he wonders if love is truly blind.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 173,294 - Reviews: 1403 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Edward, Bella
Chocolate Kisses and Robinhood's Barn by xsecretxkeeperx reviews
Edward Cullen does not take risks. It's not in his nature to drive cross-country on a spur of the moment invitation or make love to a girl after being with her merely a week. And yet, that's exactly what he does. Because Bella Swan is worth it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,272 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 12/11/2010 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Story of Us by SexyLexiCullen reviews
Dr. Edward Cullen came to Port Jervis for a new career little did he know he would find the true love of his life, none other than coworker Bella Swan. What happens when you get everything you could ever want when you never asked for it? AH. Canon couples
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 376,354 - Reviews: 3552 - Favs: 3,261 - Follows: 1,158 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Hate You, Kiss Me by BittenBee reviews
Bella has given up on dating, but she has a one-night stand with a mystery man named Edward. Both are surprised when he gets a job at her law firm! Coworkers Alice and Jasper, best bud Emmett, and sultry boss Rosalie play a role in Bella's love life. Humor, UST. Rated M. Nominated twice for The Lemonade Stand Fic of the Week.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 198,228 - Reviews: 3075 - Favs: 4,566 - Follows: 2,752 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Legendary by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
COMPLETE. Preternaturally irresistible, devastatingly charming Edward Cullen seems to have some strange power over the females in Forks…and Bella is scared she might know just what it is.M for language & naughty fun. Part mystery, part drama, all Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,788 - Reviews: 1955 - Favs: 2,582 - Follows: 1,197 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Family of Perfection by DazzlinSparkle05 reviews
In ninth grade I developed a crush on him. At sixteen he kissed me. Freshman year of college I fell in love with him. On my twenty first birthday we got drunk and I lost my virginity to him. Nine months later Mackenzie Carlie Cullen joined us." A/H, AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 114,387 - Reviews: 3703 - Favs: 4,269 - Follows: 1,904 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Betting Man by mybluesky reviews
Edward makes a bet with Bella's ex, James, that he can bed her. Bella learns of the bet through a friend and decides to string Edward along for a bit and subsequently land herself a hot date for her friend's wedding. Things soon get very interesting...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 181,108 - Reviews: 6442 - Favs: 5,509 - Follows: 2,823 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Maybe I'm Falling For You by coldplaywhore reviews
Edward and Bella meet one cloudy May morning at their neighborhood coffee bar. Little do they know that they have actually been conversing for several months under assumed names. Collaboration between CPW and FLB11. M for language and lemony goodness.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 202,788 - Reviews: 6189 - Favs: 4,045 - Follows: 2,252 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Boy on the Bus by afmtoo reviews
The morning from hell is about to get an awful lot better for Bella. AH one-shot written for SunnySnark in honour of her WRBG. Rated M for lang and lemons, olives and tomatoes. Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,660 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 46 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Major Misconduct by m7707 reviews
Edward Cullen - hot high school hockey player. Bella Swan - shy high school student. They've admired each other from afar, so what happens when they finally meet? Will they be strong enough to handle a threat from his past? No good deed goes unpunished...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 160,515 - Reviews: 4894 - Favs: 5,995 - Follows: 2,599 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Summer of Salt by lola-pops reviews
The heat wave lingers. Sweet, savory and slick. Jasper, Rose and I wade through the humid days, content in our relative isolation. We spend June through August at our family lake property, and this summer is like any other. Until it's not.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 88,646 - Reviews: 4499 - Favs: 5,563 - Follows: 2,048 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Screamers by KiyaRaven reviews
Street kid. Rockstar. Worlds apart and yet so similar. Sometimes fate throws people together for a reason, and sometimes two people that rub each other the wrong way make the best sparks. All Human **WARNING: MOSTLY HUMOR BUT ALSO CONTAINS ANGST & DARK THEMES**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 358,773 - Reviews: 12490 - Favs: 7,077 - Follows: 3,468 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sexual Healings by MartiniBaby1 reviews
Four healing sexual encounters. A tryst in each season. Three chance encounters and two very different people with at least one thing in common: both are heartbroken and afraid to let love in once more. Edward x Bella, all human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,820 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Edward, Bella
I Hate Myself For Loving You by halojones reviews
Bella's ready to bust out of her shell in college with roomie Alice. She meets the dazzling but rakish Edward, but is warned of his less than angelic ways. Will B/A be just another notch in the belt for J/E, or will they teach the boys a lesson or two?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 239,525 - Reviews: 10021 - Favs: 7,432 - Follows: 6,124 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 3/28/2008
Naughty Secrets by A Little Distracted reviews
Bella is a school librarian leading a naughty secret life. Edward is a history teacher with a naughty obsession. If he could only see what is right in front of his face... AU/AH - Rated M for Hot LEMONS! Each chapter alternates POV's
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 146,129 - Reviews: 2322 - Favs: 2,101 - Follows: 1,367 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Alphabet Weekends by the-glory-days reviews
Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,991 - Reviews: 11409 - Favs: 11,104 - Follows: 5,796 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love in an Elevator by Isannah reviews
Valentine’s Day has never been kind to Bella and Edward. This one doesn’t seem to be any different until an unexpected turn of events forces them to see what they have been missing out on all these years. For My Valentine Contest - 2nd Place! Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,051 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 57 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Bella, Edward
Better Than Life by Vican reviews
Being cruelly dumped is never fun, and Bella needs a fresh start. She moves to Forks, determined to keep the boys at arm's length. But Edward can be stubborn... AU/AH, some OOC, rated M for lemons and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 212,220 - Reviews: 696 - Favs: 968 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Hate You with an Insurmountable Passion by Crittab reviews
Bella Swan would like to think she truly hates Edward Cullen. Of course, that's what makes sex with him so damn fun. E/B, All Human, AU. Rated a hard M for Lemons. Complete. NEW: An outtake auctioned off in support of Haiti!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 53,981 - Reviews: 1519 - Favs: 2,162 - Follows: 925 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hate's An Aphrodisiac by TwiHardVixens reviews
Edward and Bella have to work together to get back Alice's wedding dress after a mix up takes place and realize just how strong of a passion hate truly is. It's a thin line between love and hate, and for these two, that line is called lust. M for LEMONS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,543 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 82 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sold, Sight Unseen by quothme reviews
The odds of him dialing her phone number are 3,720 to 1. Yet he does. Their chance conversation leads to something more. Something silly, then serious and a little scary. But in a good way. AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,130 - Reviews: 1539 - Favs: 3,035 - Follows: 598 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Growing Pains: The Putting Lessons Prequel by bethaboo reviews
A prequel to my one-shot Putting Lessons. Edward and Bella have always been close, but when puberty hits, there's a shift and then a crack in their relationship. Then one summer, during high school, they are forced to re-examine what lies between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,661 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 523 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Geek Love by SassenachWench reviews
Humor, romance, healing and rampant geekitude collide in this Edward & Bella love story. "A funny, quirky love story about two computer geeks whose playful friendship turns into something more." Chokin' the Rubber Chicken blog.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 84,776 - Reviews: 3169 - Favs: 2,764 - Follows: 1,298 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Show and Don't Tell by Brits23 reviews
Bella meets Edward when he picks up his nephew from her Pre-K Class, and sparks fly. Are there some complications that even the strongest of hearts can't overcome? Can they resist the one thing they can't have--each other?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 135,119 - Reviews: 3363 - Favs: 4,300 - Follows: 1,848 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Trip Home by mskathy reviews
When Bella takes a long overdue trip back to Forks, an unexpected detour helps her find her way home. AU/AH ExBxJ M for adult themes and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 223,360 - Reviews: 5777 - Favs: 3,879 - Follows: 2,083 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Complete
Blame it on the Cuervo by CallistoLexx reviews
What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. Right? But sometimes, it's just the beginning of something special and you find what you never knew you were looking for. AU/AH, E/B, Em/R, J/A, Some E/T.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 81,907 - Reviews: 1144 - Favs: 1,027 - Follows: 1,369 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 9/19/2008
Faking It by spanglemaker9 reviews
Half of Hollywood's most famous couples are faking it. That's how Bella Swan's publicist convinces her to pretend to date troubled Hollywood bad boy Edward Cullen. And she'll do anything for her band and her music.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 144,679 - Reviews: 5750 - Favs: 9,489 - Follows: 3,162 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Type O Negative by quothme reviews
When the Cullens move to Forks, Bella thinks that the creepy new kid, Edward, has freaky yellow eyes. And that he's insufferably rude. Good thing he's in love with someone else. An AU dark comedy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,164 - Reviews: 1291 - Favs: 1,663 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Maybe I'm Amazed by AliceDances01 reviews
While working as baristas in high school, Cocky Edward and Snarky Bella become unexpectedly close friends. Now reunited at college, they struggle to find the courage to act on the intense, less-than-platonic feelings they've always had for each other. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 148,126 - Reviews: 2315 - Favs: 2,476 - Follows: 2,300 - Updated: 10/8/2009 - Published: 4/3/2009
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8723 - Favs: 14,290 - Follows: 2,965 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Nymph and the Waterfall by Pastiche Pen reviews
Someone is spying on Bella at an "inconvenient" time. There's a gnome and a crap ex-best friend. All-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 84,166 - Reviews: 3114 - Favs: 3,172 - Follows: 1,070 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19464 - Favs: 12,238 - Follows: 5,595 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
Realize by Goo82 reviews
Edward is a hot up and coming actor and Bella is his ever faithful best friend and personal assistant. Bella's feeling for Edward have changed, but he is oblivious to her feelings. With the help of her friends, will she get the courage to tell him...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 101,506 - Reviews: 5468 - Favs: 7,925 - Follows: 2,194 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When Fiction Becomes Reality by Bella-of-the-Ball reviews
Bella is a writer whose most successful book is one she wrote about Edward, her high school crush. Edward is now an A-list actor and has signed on to star in a movie based on Bella’s creation. Will Edward make fiction a reality for Bella? All human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,010 - Reviews: 895 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 658 - Updated: 12/9/2008 - Published: 5/3/2008
Campus Liaisons by Isabel0329 reviews
Bella Swan starts her first semester as an English professor with just the right thing – a one night stand. But what happens when that one night stand shows up in the most unexpected place? All-human, OOC. Rated M for language and sex.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,079 - Reviews: 2678 - Favs: 3,618 - Follows: 1,691 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Bella - Complete
A rite of passage by caracol reviews
AU All Human. Bella and Edward are best friends. A story of self discovery and the loss of innocence. This story is about how two people deal with sex, love, trust, friendship all while growing up. Very OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,392 - Reviews: 1182 - Favs: 2,983 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 3/13/2008 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Complete
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