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Joined 03-24-10, id: 2301207, Profile Updated: 02-09-13
Author has written 9 stories for Naruto, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Doctor Who.

Hi everyone! Welcome to my page!

Penname: Yami-no-HikariBre

Age: I'm not telling

B-day: July 30

Name: Brianna or Yami or Bre

Gender: Female of course

I'm a type 1 diabetic. I have been evr since I've been 6 1/2.

Story's i'm working on:

A Fight for Life -- ItaFem!Naru, SasuOC (Prequel to A Fight for Love)

A Fight for Love -- ItaFem!Naru, SasuOC

A Fight for Happiness -- (Sequel to A Fight for Love)

My OCs:



Amii Kimora

Yumii Kimora

Yuma Natzu

Yuuki Mori

Moki Kazama

Marcus Kazama

My fav pairings:






Death Note:





My LEAST fav characters:

Death Note:




Jou's Dad






The Uchiha clan except Mikoto, Sasuke, and Itachi

Fav characters:



Sasuke (even if sasuke is an a*hole for killing his bro! ooops! spoiler!)







Hidan (i love his filthy mouth! XD love you hidan!!!!!!)

Death Note:









Least fav pairings:

Death Note:

Light x Misa





NaruTen (sorry but ten-ten is all Neji's)

NaruKiba (tooooo many dog references if u catch my drift lol. foxes are part of the canine family even if they do look like cute red kitty cats to me! *shifty eyes*)

SasuSaku (Sakura's a bitch and everyone knows it)

Sasu x anyone who isn't Naruto (fem or not) or an OC I approve of!

Itasaku ( what...the...f*k!!!! EWWWWW!!!!!!! SERIOUSLY!!!! C'MON PEOPLE RLLY!?!?!?!?!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!!)

now to the fun stuff!!!!!

What Kisses Mean (I will use their meaning in some/most of my stories)

Forehead: You'll be mine forever

Hand: I adore you

Ear: I'm horny

Cheek: You mean so much to me

Shoulder: I want you

Neck: I want you now

Lips: I love you

Holding Hands: We can learn to love each other

Wink:hey there cutey

Holding On Tight: I love you too much to let go

Looking in the Eyes: I'm so in love with you

Arm Around Waist: I'll show off my love for you

Spank on the Ass: That's mine...

Laughing While Kissing: I am completely comfortable with you

You Know your obsessed with Naruto when...

-Dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree.
-Live by a strict diet of only ramen.
-Call your semester examine a chuunin exam.
-Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "byakugan".
-Copy every thing a person does and claim it's your bloodline.
-Stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter.
-Start adding the words chan and kun on the end of your friends names.
-Paste a piece of paper that says "Icha Icha paradise" on the front of adult books.
-Jump off a cliff and attempt to use Kuchiyose No Jutsu to summon the toad king.
-Keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet..
-Stick your hand in an electric box and scream "chidori" as you pass out.
-Join a website and use one of the Kunoichi's name as your s/n.
-Start to call your teachers Sensei.
-Claim your going to kill your best friend so you can have a better Sharigan.
-Sit in your local book store and read the manga all day.
-When someone ask you who your dream guy is and you say one of the Naruto guys.
-Spend your week searching down Naruto sites.
-Refuse a date because your saving yourself for Itachi-sama or another Naruto guy.
-Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu.
-Cry at the flash back scenes of Sasuke's family.
-Put a picture of Sasuke in your wallet and tell your friends it's your boyfriend.
-List Anbu as current occupation on a job application.
-Can spout out a random character quote on command.
-Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi why?!".
-Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone down.
-Get bit by a snake and decide stabbing the wound is a good idea.
-Decide that if u can't hit a tree 1500 times then. You'll jump rope 2000.
-Call the teachers you hate Kabuto and sound ninjas and the teacher you hate the most Orochimaru (in your head or outloud)
-Call your principal the Hokage or the Kazekage
-Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way".

You know you're an ItaNaru fan when...
by Imperial Mint.

- You don't think the words 'Ita' and 'Naru' could ever be separated.
- You think about ItaNaru a lot. Not 24/7, because food is important too, but it's high up there.
- You sit calmly while watching the anime, plotting the demise of Sasuke, Sakura and Hinata.
- You scoff at the ruffian brawl between Sasuke and Naruto at the end then resume watching one of the fights between Itachi and Naruto. That's how real men do it.
- Shoving a crow down someone's throat is now considered a marriage proposal to you.
- You grit your teeth whenever Naruto is hurt by Sasuke, knowing he could do so much better.
- You can remember at least one line from a good ItaNaru story because you've read it so many times.
- You respect other pairings because people have opinions and Itachi is the supreme master of genius, and it'll happen between them anyway.
- When has blue and orange ever been complementary? Black and orange. Orange and red. Black and blue.Take your pick, they all look good.
- You love Kirabi because a) he got more than one over on Sasuke and b) he ripped part of Sasuke's chest out. And you laughed, shouting 'that's for Itachi' at the screen.
- Weasels and foxes are native to my country. Need I say more?
- Itachi deserves a reward. Self sacrifice takes a lot out of a guy and you pray that, yes, he is alive.
- And ignore evidence which suggests otherwise.
- Sasuke is unworthy of using Itachi's techniques and unworthy of Naruto. You may hurt the one you love, but an abusive relationship has to end at some point.
- And maybe you hate Sasuke a little more than you should because he killed Itachi, thus rendering your heart broken.
- You've spent hours scouring for Doujinshi's online, realising you can only buy them. Of course disappointment follows before you realise that, actually, ItaNaru has more class and deserved to be bought rather than whored out on the net.
- Art looping for ItaNaru pics. Come out of it hours later and wonder why it's dark outside and why there aren't more pictures.


Say the words out loud.
1) That's not right... ...Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive? ...Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP... ...Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man... ... Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse... ...Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the Beach?...Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table...Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift...Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here...Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet...Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone...No Pah King
12) Our meeting is next week...Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight...Le i Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile...Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive...Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great... ...Fa Kin Su Pah

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry' ( I saw this on a friend's profile and I HAD to copy this since one of my bff's is jus like this! *sigh* to bad he it's me who wants to date him and not him wanting to date me!)

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

pick up line comebacks, add to it

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

20 Things to do at Wal-Mart

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"

17. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes.

18. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you.

19. Throw things over one aisle into another one.

20. Mark out price tags with a sharpie.


1. 'Test' the fishing poles

2. Leave a trail of tomato juice from the bathroom

3. Enter the dressing room and yell "THERE'S NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!!"

4. Go up to some old guy and say "Grandpa! I thought you were dead!"

5. Look for a guy that has a girl beside them and say "Who is this?" and when he says that he doesn't know who you are say " Oh, so that's how it is. Well, whatever we had is now over, you cheating liar." Then run away crying.

6. Put a wet floor sign in a carpeted area.

7. When the guards chase you, try to get to the aisle where they sell chainsaws and grab the one. Then go to the the toy, grab a teddy bear and say "Stop or the bear get's it."

8. If they catch you kick 'em in the groin and say " That's for my mom."

9. Grab a toy sword and run around yelling "FOR NARNIA!". Then find an old lady and say "AH! IT'S THE WHITE WITCH! SOMEONE GET ASLAN!"

10. Get a toy gun and walk around singing "Secret Agent man, Secret Agent man."

11. Release all the balls and say "GO PIKACHU! I CHOOSE YOU!"

12. Find some Yu-Gi-Oh cards and walk up to random people saying " IT'S TIME TO DUEL!"

13. Go up to the cashier and say "Where are you keeping him?" When they say they don't know what you're talking about say "GODDAMMIT! WHERE ARE YOU KEEPING MY BROTHER?!

14. Do the Hare Hare Yukai in the men's bathroom if you're a girl, do it in the girl's bathroom if you're a boy.

15. Get one of those dolls that can pee and get an employee and say "Sir, there is something wrong with my brother/sister and I can't find my parents." When the employee leans in to look at your 'brother/sister' activate the doll.

16. Attach a walkie talkie to an Elmo and make it say "Elmo has mommy." in a demonic voice whenever a kid (that's alone) walks towards it.

17. Sing shigure's high school girl song whenever some girl walks by. (Both boys and girls can do this one ;) it is 'highschool girls highschool girls, all for me highschool girls'

On a Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping. (that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos!
..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and...I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts:
"Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On T-Rat (Military food):
Its not for Human Consumption, Animals and Military Use only... (Ummm yeeeaaah... isn't military also human?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)...in other words, send it to everyone. We all need to smile every once in a while

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live.


You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (ie 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (ie 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Sticks off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of these descriptions)


FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!

Love vs. Sex

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
some friends one evening
and time passed quickly as each shared
their various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than
planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't
afraid because it was a small town and she lived
only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm
trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from
harm and danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a
short cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she
noticed a man standing at the end as though he
were waiting for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray,
asking for God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
and security wrapped round her, she felt as
though someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley,
she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the
newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same
alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
help this young woman, she decided to go to the
police station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so
she told them her story.

The police asked her if she would be
willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify

She agreed and immediately pointed out
the man she had seen in the alley the night

When the man was told he had been
identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
and asked if there was anything they could do
for her.

She asked if they would ask the man one

Diane was curious as to why he had not
attacked her.

When the policeman asked him, he
answered, "Because she wasn't alone.
She had two tall men walking on either side of

Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of
teenagers will not stand up for God?

Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly
believe in God..

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what... and if you stand up for him he will
stand up for you. I bet 93 of you people that read this won't repost

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people,

PLEASE copy this into your profile!

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile..

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' COULD, copy this into your profile.

If you think that Sakura sucks, copy this and paste it in your profile

When you dial a mental hospital:


Welcome to Psychiatric World. If you are obsessive-complusive, please press one repeatedly.

If you are codependent, please ask someone to press 2.

If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.

If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the phone so we can trace the call.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and the little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.

If you are delusional and hallucinate, please be aware that the thing you are holding on the side of your head is alive and about to bite off your ear.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)
( i was crying when i read this! i am going to bring this to school to show my friends to see there reactions to this. i would rlly appreciate it if u did repost this on ur profile.)

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia

Check this out...

If you can raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too.

Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty

uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile

are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

Stupid Racist People...

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me colored"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!

24 things to do in an elevator!

1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead while muttering: "Shut up, admit, all of you just shut UP!"

2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there."

4. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go 'plink' at the bottom.

9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

10. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, no, not now, bleeped motion sickness!"

11. Meow occasionally.

12. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.

13. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

14. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

15. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to the other passengers 'through' it.

16. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"

17. Say "Ding!" at each floor.

18. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push the red buttons.

19. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

20. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your 'personal space.'

21. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

23. Wear 'X-Ray Specs' and leer suggestively at other passengers.

24. Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on.

Girl: Did I ever cross in your mind?
Boy: No.
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: Not really.
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No.
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No.
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No.
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No.
Girl: Choose - Me or your life?
Boy: My life.

The girl runs away in shock and pain, and the boy runs after her, then he says...
The reason you never cross in my mind is because you're always on my mind..
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you..
The reason why I don't want you is because I need you..
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left..
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you..
The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you..
The reason I choose my life is because YOU ARE MY LIFE...


Itachi -/ \-

Deidara o.\/

Zetsu \o.o/

Tobi @

Sasori -.-

Kisame =0_o=

Hidan o.o

Kakuzu .

0/_\0 This is an Itachi smiley!! Copy and paste if you love Itachi.

Our Itachi's Face guide:
/o\ -LOL
/_\ -Happy
O/_\O -Shock
O/_\o -Shifty Eyes
@/_\@ -Confused
o/_\o; -Sweat Drop
O/_\ -Wink
//_\\-Crying /_\-Sleeping

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.
If you ever walked into the wrong classroom, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever busted a move/burst into a song, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you're addicted to pocky, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have a scary crush on a book, anime or game character then copy this into your profile.
If you hear the voices of your characters in your head, please copy this into your profile.
If you love Yu-Gi-Oh so much, copy this to your profile/signature!
If you think Yami's the reincarnation of a sex god, copy this to your profile/signature!
If you love Yaoi/Shonen-ai, copy this to your profile/signature!

If you're a Yaoi fangirl and proud of it then copy this to your profile.
If you love yaoi/shounen-ai, copy this into your profile.

Please read

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'

His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'

'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check
Again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'

Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

'My mommy loves white roses.'

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.

I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

Narutard Quiz

1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)?

- Naruto and Itachi and the Akatsuki

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)?

- ItaNaru

- GaaLee

- SasuNaru

- ShikaTema

- ItaNaruSasu

- NejiTen

- ItaDei

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan?


4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times?

- Sasuke, Sexy-no-jutsu Shino, Female Kyuubi Female Sasuke, and Female Gaara. and like a couple times?

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any:

- I have Dei-chan's hatai-ite, and some plushies

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who?


7. NaruHina or KibaHina?


8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru?

- SasuNaru! I enjoy SasuNaru. Sue me.

9. Which team is your favorite? Team 7 or Team Gai?

- BOTH! They're both hilarious.

10. Do you support the Obito theory? (Tobi=Obito)

I thought so at first but then i started reading fanfics that said otherwise :)

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory?

- Whoever thinks that Minato isn't Naruto's dad is stupid. If the fact that they look exactly alike isn't enough, go to the Naruto vs. Pein fight and in one of those episodes, Minato pops and admits it. If that isn't enough, I don't what is.

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member?

- ITACHI-SAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke?

- Depends. Pre-Shippuden or Shippuden?

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)?

- You bet all your Itanaru i have.

15. Have you read all the chapters so far?

- If Kishimoto-sensei is willing to make a separate season dedicated to SasuNaru then I'll tell. (I have.)

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD?

- No. he just needs some love and support is all.

17. Sub or dub?

- sub.

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?

- Anti all the fucking way!

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny?

- Funneh as hell.

20. Do you even know who Tobi is?

- Uh-huh.

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd?

-What the hell?! Who thinks Gai is sexy? Besides older women... and men?

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser?


23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome?

- He's Weisome.

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how?

- Naruto. It would be good to see Naruto dark or smart for a chance. And Sasuke should be nice to Naru-chan.

27. Do you like Naruto fanfics?

- YUP!

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics?

- You can answer that yourself.

27. Do you like lemons?

- YES!

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters?

- The only characters my mom knows are Naruto and Itachi-Sama!

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series?

- Yep. And the Fan Based Parody of a Fan Based Parody the NO JUTSU series. And the Shippuden series.

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes?

- UN!

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto?

- My bestest best friend.

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it?

- Yeah.

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?'

- No.

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades?

- Yep.

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto?

- No, but my mom is!

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise?

- YES! I would to know what those pervs giggle about all the time.

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory?

- Nope!

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery?

- Um... 1?

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal?

- NO! He looks like a fucking emo fairy!!!!!.

40. Do you have a Naruto OC?

- YaminoBre.

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life?

- maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaybe

You say RAP
I say ROCK
You say I'm WEIRD
I say YES I AM

Copy and paste if you are proud to go against the grain.

Month one
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three
You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five
You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six
I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this.

Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
her mom was an addict
her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
and had patches of hair

She always talked to it
when no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
some more and more pain
she’ll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
a scar on her face
why would she be
in such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile. If you don't then you have no soul!!

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New chance by Hektols reviews
A 10 years old Naruto meets a man who will change his life and the Ninja Nations, but will it be for good? The Yondaime has returned and he is not happy. NaruHina later.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 172 - Words: 631,731 - Reviews: 9697 - Favs: 7,144 - Follows: 6,099 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 1/30/2008 - [Minato N., Kushina U.] [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
Wind Whirlpool by andReiki reviews
The Konoha's Namikaze-Uzumaki family consist of over-protective Flash, laid-back Habanero and lovable Knucklehead. Can you imagine their everyday life, filled with possible suitors, family and friendly interactions, and growing up? Beware the OOC, slight AU, unavoidable BL, MinaKushi, SasuNaru, NaruHina and biju time travel. GEN fic. A bit cracky, thou.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 33,550 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 929 - Follows: 893 - Updated: 11/5/2017 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kushina U.
Mending Ties In Paris (Prologue to Mending Ties) by Finnian4ever reviews
Ciel needs a guide once he becomes a demon, but all he's left with is a butler who seems to hate him. Ciel may think that leaving Sebastian will solve the problems, but Sebastian might have other plans.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,157 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 4/7/2016 - Published: 8/14/2013 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
The Call of a Jutsu by Hina-Kitsune reviews
While walking through Domino Park, Yugi, Joey, and Serenity are pulled to a new world. This world is filled with danger, magic, and new enemies of the like they won't forget. Can the gang help those of this new world fight the new evil surfacing?
Crossover - Yu-Gi-Oh & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,839 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 1/9/2016 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Yūgi M., Naruto U.
Bad Romance by Brim Wraith reviews
Naruko wants one thing: to be the first female hokage! But being teamed with an uptight Uchiha and a fangirl with bubblegum hair will make that hard apparently, especially when love gets involved. Rated for Naruko's mouth and later on.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,654 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 2,044 - Follows: 2,088 - Updated: 8/26/2015 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruko U.
Obsessed Twins by fanoflotsofthings reviews
Naruto gets cheated on and runs off to be in the Akatsuki. What happens? Who gets burned? I'm not the best at summaries, but it's really good. First Naruto Fanfiction. Warning there is a short amount of time that Naruto is a female, but he goes back to male.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,202 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 5/5/2014 - Published: 8/6/2009 - [Naruto U., Pain/Pein] Akatsuki
Don't Promise Me a Happy Ending by Sadistic Sin reviews
Trust is earned but by Naruto it's given. He thought he was loved: now hes decaying. Secrets, lies, hate: they're constants. 'You can't betray me because with you, I know the ending...' Dark twist to the Uchiha massacre. SasuNaru ItaNaru MPreg
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 125,339 - Reviews: 889 - Favs: 782 - Follows: 893 - Updated: 4/28/2014 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U.
The Drabbles Collection by Reizbar-Ookami reviews
So this is just a bunch of drabbles. Mostly puppyshipping. Now with puzzleshipping and tendershipping!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 191 - Words: 201,769 - Reviews: 2896 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 1/14/2014 - Published: 7/22/2008 - K. Jounouchi/Joey W., S. Kaiba
Shadow Of The Fox by Reaper7 reviews
Maybe godlike-Naruto. Naruto has had just about enough. Now everyone will see his true colors. Maybe a large harem. Second story so far. M for a reason, not for 18-year-olds. Sasuke-bashing. FemKyuubi FemHaku FemGaara FemDeidara Naruharem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 142,415 - Reviews: 2115 - Favs: 4,319 - Follows: 3,054 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Jinchuriki's Note by Naruto6023 reviews
When Light met Ryuk for the first time, the shinigami remembers a particular blonde he had previously- accidently given the note to, when he was a new shinigami with a brand new death note thousands of years ago. Clever, Deceptive & Genius Naruto
Crossover - Naruto & Death Note - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 145,826 - Reviews: 1215 - Favs: 2,059 - Follows: 1,747 - Updated: 11/15/2013 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Naruto U., Ryuk
Beautiful Tears by Reigning Beauty reviews
The truth about Jounouchi's abuse is revealed and he must now attend sessions with a young counselor to help cope with what happened. Any guesses as to who the counselor is? Rated for rape, angst I think , suicide, attempted suicide, swearing, and Yaoi!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 54,759 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 6/29/2009 - S. Kaiba, K. Jounouchi/Joey W. - Complete
Naruto Turns Into Naruko by BadButt94 reviews
Summary: While on a mission Naruto, Sasuke, Sai, Sakura, Suigetsu, Jūgo, and Kakashi were out on a mission, Naruto performed his Sexy No Jutsu and someone cased another jutsu to make him permanently a female. Will he survive, or will everyone mob him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 55,573 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Explanations Work Better by Lord Mendasuit reviews
In which Itachi realizes his plans have gone down the crapper when he meets Sasuke and attempts to salvage the situation as best as he can.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 45 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Itachi U., Sasuke U., Kisame H. - Complete
Reality by catsanddrpepper reviews
Fem!Naru! Naruto is crying in the park because Sakura insulted her ability to raise a child and be a mother, when out of the blue- River Song appears! After talking with the time traveler, Naruto begins to wonder if her world is even real. (Doctor and River never got together.) 10/Naruto
Crossover - Doctor Who & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,932 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 118 - Published: 3/5/2013 - 10th Doctor, Naruto U.
Broken and Repaired: A Jinchuuriki's Story by ShinigamiSeniade reviews
Naruto is banished for hurting Sasuke while stopping him from defecting. He leaves and saves the other jinchuuriki, and they travel to Egypt to serve Pharaoh Atemu. SasuNaru, puzzleshipping, puppyshipping, KirabiYugito, some gender-bending, etc.
Crossover - Yu-Gi-Oh & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,131 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 7/15/2010
Naruko: Sono Kouhi Oujou by Authoress Blackrose reviews
FemNaru FemKyuu: Rated for language and other stuff. Summary was to big to fut here so it's inside. Just click the blue button that is the title.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,112 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
I'm So Sick by Authoress Blackrose reviews
Naruto isn't who was all think he is. He lives behind a mask. When his secret spills, what happens? Wait he's not a dude? Songfic to 'I'm so Sick' by Flyleaf. Rated T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Naruto U.
A Father's Wrath by SaiyanWarrior200 reviews
Most people believed The Yondaime to be Naruto's father but they were wrong. His true father had to watch as Kyuubi was sealed into his newborn son and sent into a world of hatred. And now, he wants Vengeance. Read and Review Please. Main pairing NaruTayu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 87 - Words: 412,510 - Reviews: 1930 - Favs: 2,808 - Follows: 1,679 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Orochimaru, Naruto U. - Complete
The Fox and The Weasel at Red Dawn by hanakisa reviews
When Naruto is raped and leaves the village where does he go? The Akatsuki! Secrets reveald Narutos father is ? Itanaru sasodei one sided kakanaru and sasunaru. Naruto was raped by? guess who? Rated M because of later lemons REVIEW! warning yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,186 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Rules to live by in the Narutoverse by EDelta88 reviews
All those fun little musings, tips, bits of wisdom, and natural laws of the Narutoverse as discovered and recorded by random characters. Rated T for language and mature references.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 2,477 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 5/17/2012 - Published: 12/21/2008
Naruto: God's Eyes by Andoru Hyuuga reviews
After being turned down for training by Kakashi, Naruto meets Kyuubi. After a short interaction, Naruto's dormant bloodlines are unlocked. How will the world handle the new Naruto? Naru/Fem!Kyuu/Hina, may change later. Sakura Bashing Good!Sasuke. NEW NAME
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,635 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Possessive by EnnaGirl reviews
Naruto purchases a slave. Itachi soon finds that his new master is absolutely riddled with secrets and possessed by a dark past. He strives to help the blond, but how can he when Akatsuki, Bijuu and Taka, all gangs, are clashing? ItaNaru AU Yaoi Praised
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 77,533 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Banished Silence by Ankriel reviews
[BEING REWRITTEN!] To be exiled from one's home with no chakra is rough; to be turned mute makes it even worse. Naruto's life has taken a turn that he expected but always ignored. But faced with betrayal, slavers, and Akatsuki can the Kyuubi vessel continue to stand tall? ItaNaru[Prequel to Bloody Silence]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
Breaking Ties by sarhea reviews
What if Itachi had a very good reason for killing off the Uchiha clan? What if the Clan had denied Itachi just like Konoha denied Naruto? What would happen when these two meet? WIP : Female girl Fem!Itachi itanaru naruita : AR, gender bender, genderswap
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,825 - Reviews: 814 - Favs: 3,033 - Follows: 2,412 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 12/9/2007 - [Itachi U., Naruto U., Naruko U.]
Believe it! by Crazy Hyper Lady reviews
One day Naru makes an interesting discovery that leads to her thinking about a certain someone *cough*Sasuke*cough*... but not for very long. Chapter 2: Special treat for Vaughn Tyler.
Crossover - Pokémon & Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,082 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Puppyshipping drabbles! by Alice Misaki reviews
Yes, I know what your thinking "Not another one..." But I just Had to do them since everyone was... Ratings DO and WILL change! Just read the first chapter please...
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,101 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 6/3/2011 - S. Kaiba, K. Jounouchi/Joey W.
Naru: Konoha No Kurohouseki by element1988 reviews
Female Naruto story. Different beginning for Naruto in Konoha. femNaruto x Sasuke Rated M for later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 73,221 - Reviews: 677 - Favs: 1,064 - Follows: 981 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 11/4/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Peach Creek Fox by Animogx reviews
Naruto won at End Vally but was banished. Kyuubi offers Naruto and Jiraiya the chance to go to a different world. Once there they make three new friends but a few years later war threatens Konoha who seeks help. Can Naruto and the Ed's save the day?
Crossover - Ed, Edd n Eddy & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,805 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Eds, Naruto U.
Foxy Lady by Lord Tangent reviews
It's an Au/Fem!Naru thing. Possible Fem!Naru/Sasu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 43 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Naruko U., Sasuke U.
Duel Jutsus & Chakra Disks by DragonBallwriter22 reviews
A new threat has hit the streets of Domino City during Kaiba's tournament. He can't have that so what's going to happen when he calls in Shinobi from the hidden leaf village? Who knows... sorry if the summary sucks...
Crossover - Yu-Gi-Oh & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,472 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 12/26/2010
In the Land of Snow by Kahel004 reviews
Word is that a family with the name Uchiha is starting to grow in the land of Snow. Sasuke, believing he is the last Uchiha in all the Elemental Nations, check to investigate the matter. What he finds in Snow is nothing he never imagined... ItaNaru MPREG
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,358 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
Zodiac no Shinobi by Unknown-nin345 reviews
my take on dracohalo117's 'Naruto Hates Yondaime' challenge. Naruto finds a letter from the Yondaime in the Scroll of Seals and instead of forgiving him, Naruto hates the Yondaime. Pairing Naruto x Multiple women only 3
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,032 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Naruto U.
Ask us anything! by Tunnel for Puppies reviews
Ask the characters or torture them! No matter what, I hope you'll love it! I only own OCs. I don't own Millie since she's my sister/yami. Read and question! Rated for things reviewers might do. PERMANENTLY DISCONTINUED DUE TO SITE'S TOS. We're so sorry.
Crossover - Yu-Gi-Oh & Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,670 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 7/8/2010
Behind The Camera by Hikaru Uchida reviews
Itachi is a model and the most wanted man by women and some men. Naruto is the new camera man, but what will happen after she completely ignores Itachi and does her job? And why does the blond seems sad? What is this feeling Itachi is feeling? ItaFemNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 45,168 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 664 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 5/31/2010 - [Itachi U., Naruto U.]
Sand by HellSandwich reviews
Gaara has a meeting, so he decides to have some fun with Naruto. Includes non-conventional use of sand. PWP, Hardcore Yaoi, Toys, Bondage, GaaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,156 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 1,144 - Follows: 235 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
I Live For You by Hikaru Uchida reviews
When Itachi is on a mission, his mate finds something extremely important. One-shot ItaFemNaru If you want a sequel, go to my profile and vote!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,407 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 11/7/2010 - [Itachi U., Naruto U.] - Complete
A Jinchuuriki's Tears by M.Twain reviews
Abused by the first person she trusted, Naruto slowly edges along the path to recovery that is littered with adventures. FemaleNarutoxSasuke
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 101,003 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 935 - Follows: 827 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Naruto: A Ghost of a Chance by RavenShantor reviews
Everyone believes that the Kyuubi No Kitsune is sealed with in one Naruto Uzumaki but what if what they thought was the Kyuubi wasn't What if it was something far older and far more dangerous? And what if it was no longer sealed?
Crossover - Naruto & Beetlejuice - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,168 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Naruto U.
Hidden by Lahlie reviews
SasuNaru Naruto was blinded as baby and was sent on a training trip with Jiraiya to become a ninja. When he returns he's teamed with Uchiha Sasuke, a new genin who relies on his eyes too much. Can they teach each other something?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 39 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
See Me by Lahlie reviews
FemNaru Naruto was blinded as baby and was sent on a training trip with Jiraiya to become a kunoichi. When she returns she's teamed with Uchiha Sasuke, a new genin who relies on his eyes too much. Can they teach each other something? Female Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 24,239 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Animalistic love by sadistic-neko reviews
Yami Atemu and the other Yamis return on a new mission. a mad scientist shows up and the gang and Seto will never be the same again. loves will bloom and claws and fangs will enter too. S/J Y/Y B/R M/M and gasp Honda/Otogi as a background couple.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 71,263 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 4/4/2009 - S. Kaiba, K. Jounouchi/Joey W. - Complete
Not so out of the norm by Menchi-kun reviews
Naruto/Sasuke, Edward/Jacob... I do not like Bella not much bashing . Naruto is hurt and Sasuke tries to take care of him but they realize they cant stay in the elemental countries anymore. Its takes a while but finally they end up in Forks, Washington.
Crossover - Naruto & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,149 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Naruto U., Edward
KuroShiro by Mandiz reviews
When secrets begin to resurface, to what lengths will Naruto go to keep hiding behind his façade? How will he cope with slowly loosing his sanity in the good of Konoha, while still try to remain as only a shadow? Yaoi! Ita/Naru? / ON HOLD!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,346 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Killing the Nameless by Calamitynexus reviews
Kira fancies himself judge, jury and executioner. Too bad he never bothered to check if that job was already taken. Rated for language. And Because it is DEATH Note.
Crossover - Yu-Gi-Oh & Death Note - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,933 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Yami Yūgi, L
It Was All Just A Lie by Doctor Pharma reviews
What if Uzumaki Naruto didn't exist? What if he was just a diguse for his real idenity? What if that person was a girl? Enter: Uzumaki Nikita. Warning: Female Naruto. No like, no read. FemNaruto/Sasuke. UP FOR ADOPTION!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,686 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 4/8/2009 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Duelist of Konohagakure by Sweet Kagamine Kiss reviews
A boy wound up in the care of Pegasus J. Crawford, whom in thirteen years sends his son back to where he was born. Being a Crawford has its disadvantages, but as a Jinchuuriki with a Duel Spirit of a nine-tailed fox... N/YGOGX xover. HIATUS
Crossover - Naruto & Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 64,500 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Naruto U.
Fallen Idol by crimsonphoenix13 reviews
YuGiOhYuGiOh GX Crossover. When Duel Academy arranges a trip to Domino City, Jayden Yuki found something completely unexpected. Will he be able to bring back Yugi's duelist spirit as well as capture his heart? Angst,AUAR,Crossover,HC,WIP,Yaoi.
Crossover - Yu-Gi-Oh & Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,499 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 11/24/2008 - Published: 5/8/2007 - Yūgi M., Jaden Y./Jūdai Y.
Duel Master Naruto by maverick9871 reviews
At the beginning of the one month preporation for the chunnin exam finals a few simple minutes can change the life on one boy and the world in general. See what happens to Naruto and how he proves his way of dueling. NarutoxYugioh crossover
Crossover - Yu-Gi-Oh & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,057 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 125 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Yami Marik, Naruto U. - Complete
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The Stolen Sonic reviews
Rose, fed up with the Doctor's unusual silence after visiting her mum, decides to take his sonic screwdriver and run from him. Read what happens once she gets caught! PWP LIGHT BONDAGE
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/13/2013 - [9th Doctor, Rose T.] Jackie T. - Complete
Last to Know reviews
This was inspired by "[APH] Last to Know - USUK" by yaminokokorouta. It's a songfic fro Last to Know by Three Days Grace. I'm not too sure if it is one of my best works. But I absolutely love this. "I'm sorry England. I'm sorry for everything. And I'm sorry for hurting you..." England's eyes widened at the next words that came out of his mouth... IMPLIED USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,712 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 8/12/2013 - England/Britain, America, France, Canada
A Fight for Life reviews
This is part one of the Trilogy I am making for A Fight For Love, my first story. This is the prequel, since I have decided to redo Fight for Love. Naru is not your normal 10 year old. She finds out her secret a few months before she enters the academy with her best-friend Yuuki. With her guardian -and crush- Itachi Uchiha, join her on her fight, for Life.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,257 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
Atlantis's Tale
This is a story my friend had written. I have posted it here for her so that it can get more views! It is also posted on Deviantart. Everyone knows the tale of the Lost City of Atlantis, right? Well, what if it's personification came to one of the nation's meetings? And WHAT? She is related to Turkey and Greece! What is this about her living with Spain! WHAT IS GOING ON!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,085 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Spain, Turkey, Greece
England's Journal reviews
What if France got a hold of England's Journal?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/10/2013 - France, Prussia, Spain - Complete
If Hetalia characters had a Chatroom! reviews
What If England And Russia Both Logged On To An Online ChatRoom And Started To Be Random? This Is The Outcome...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/9/2013 - England/Britain, Russia
A Dance to Remember reviews
It's Valentine's Day at the World Gakuen Academy. To celebrate, the school throws a Valentine's Dance. All the nations are there, and when America is late, England and Spain have a very interesting conversation... Originally an RP
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/9/2013 - America, England/Britain - Complete
A fight for love reviews
Naru comes back after three years of training with Jiraiya, but what happens when two Uchiha's appear to claim her heart? Who are this two new ninjas? Rated M for later chapters and language Itanaru SasuOC NejiOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,548 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/24/2013 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
When I'm Gone reviews
Minato has neglected his family for the last time. His last performance. REVISED Song-fic
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,949 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete