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Author has written 14 stories for Naruto, and Harvest Moon.

Admit it. You’re lost, aren’t you?
Makes two of us.


“Green was the silence, wet was the light,
the month of June trembled like a butterfly.”

― Pablo Neruda, 100 Love Sonnets


IMPORTANT NOTICE THAT’S SO IMPORTANT IT’S IN ALL CAPS AND BOLDED TO BOOT. THIS WOULD’VE BEEN UNDERLINED AND ITALICIZED AS WELL, BUT I FIGURED THAT WOULD BE OVERKILL, SO HERE GOES:

If you’re ever planning to read anything I’ve published from 2010-2011 (and heavens help you, why would you want to do that?), please do so with a grain of salt. And a bite of lemon, if you like; it’s a free country. They’re that bad, really. (The stories, not the country.) There’s a big chance they’d burn your eyes right out of their sockets, and you don't want that. Unless you have a weird burned-eye-socket fetish and you actually find burned eye sockets attractive, in which case you're free to go ahead and knock yourself out. It might be easier to just squirt that lemon right in your corneas (and the grain of salt, too), but I'm digressing.

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World Sick by airtrafficstreams reviews
Every day at around five o'clock, a girl wearing a woolen, button-up coat and a red scarf walked by Apartment Room 248. Every day, Vaughn watched her walk by from inside Apartment 248. She was his constant, and he didn't even know her name. AU.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,511 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/26/2013 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Chelsea, Vaughn
The Narcissist's Unmaking by Book Light reviews
Allen, the redhead stylist, is the resident jerk. He knows exactly what he is made of but not necessarily what he wants. Is Rio one of them? Get in on his thoughts as she slowly unmakes the beloved jerk.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,242 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Allen, Rio/Rachel
Mixed Signals by Ruphira reviews
Claire thought she had everything figured out when it came time to propose... alas, if she had only read the marriage requirement list.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/14/2013 - Doctor Trent/Tim, Claire - Complete
Pages by SeeASea reviews
Because there must be a reason a "page" can be a sheet of paper or a messenger… After swapping stories for several seasons, a book of Ivan's reflections accidentally falls into Gretel's hands.
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,003 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Anita/Gretel, Ivan - Complete
Commander Shepard is Easily Distracted by Knightfall1138 reviews
Earth is burning, and Commander Shepard is the galaxy's only hope for repelling the Reaper invasion. Perfect time to catch a movie.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Parody/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,837 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Shepard (M), Marauder Shields - Complete
Moments of Vaughn by P.Jay13 reviews
Everybody's favorite cowboy at his best... And worst. R&R please!
Harvest Moon - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,276 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Vaughn
Please don't pull away by keriilurve reviews
There is something between Anita and Ivan, she can feel it. But she's always wondered if he felt the same. When his little brother and her best friend help out at the farm, though, she might get the answer she's been looking for. oneshot
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,139 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Anita/Gretel, Ivan - Complete
Nightingales and Rainstorms by Nenalata reviews
They said he was crazy, and maybe they were right. All he knew was that nature spoke to him, and he always responded.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Mikhail, Lillian - Complete
C'est La Vie by swingdancer23 reviews
Lillian works at the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory on the 9th floor in 1911 - she is working when a fire breaks out on the 8th floor. When her floor is not notified of the fire, they discover it only when the fire is in their midst. Will she survive?
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,773 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Lillian, Denny - Complete
Diamond Girl by EggplantWitch reviews
Skye's POV on a Skye/Claire fic. A thief. That was what I was, and I prided myself on it. I had stolen many jewels over the years, but the ones at the hearts of women were my speciality. But Claire, that farm girl, I had no idea what to make of her.
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,567 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Skye, Claire
Inadequate by phantasiagirl reviews
Because no couple is perfect. There's a saying that goes "for the number of days you're in love, there's an equal number of days you're insecure." Anita certainly thinks so, considering who her boyfriend's neighbor is.
Harvest Moon - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,664 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Ivan, Anita/Gretel - Complete
Love Letters by SasuSaku Forever and Ever reviews
CRACK. "Sakura, I know you so well because I've been watching you. Don't get freaked out or anything, I SWEAR I'm not stalking you. " In which Sasuke tries to confess his feelings towards Sakura through a letter. Three-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,639 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Cats and Dogs by Porpoise reviews
It seemed like an innocent question. But Chase didn't think so. -Mild language-
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Chase, Luke - Complete
Iunctio by sinvraal reviews
Explorations, variations and off-camera moments from the main storyline. Shenko, multiple character POVs.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 25 - Words: 61,185 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Complete
Hook, Line, and Phantom by Chicken Yuki reviews
The Phantom Thief knows: His own lines are on the stale and cheesy side. His innate sexiness can hold out so long on its own, so he resorts to meeting with an anonymous benefactor for a line more fresh and exciting. Crack and Skye Fan Service Galore.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,827 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Complete
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Free-fall reviews
She realized it was a bad idea when, minutes after she saved his life, he started insulting her fashion sense. [AU]
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,812 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 2/18 - [Angela/Akari, Gill]
Epilogue reviews
Life has a way of making you feel invincible, like you could outrun death, until you peer under your bed and realize that yes, there are monsters down there.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,353 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 7/8/2013 - [Gray, Claire, Mary]
Underwater reviews
A hundred lives, a hundred words. Because everyone's drowning in their own secrets, gasping for air, their heads underwater. [DeviantArt's 100 Themes Challenge]
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 2,727 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/5 - Published: 6/1/2013
Farming for Dummies reviews
In which Jack inherits a farm and does things with it.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,058 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Jack
Invulnerable reviews
Because rejection does things to people. "Goddess bless you, stars above. You're pretty to look at, but not good for much else."
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,257 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Allen, Rio/Rachel - Complete
Broken reviews
We write our lives in blood, on paper made of skin, with hands that shake in second-guessing. In the end, when all is said and done, when layers upon layers of time have been peeled, we're all just broken inside, like little porcelain dolls.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,288 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Lillian, Cam - Complete
Mist People reviews
September he walks into her life with his hands in his pockets and his head in the clouds. June he takes her heart, gives her his own in exchange, and leaves. "Turn your eyes inward, darling, and tell me what you see. If there's no touch of love in there, you're not alive yet."
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,987 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Lillian, Mikhail - Complete
Hey, Stranger reviews
Theirs was love forged in iron and fire, tremulous at best, frayed at the seams, and falling apart where the grains of time had rubbed it raw. An accident knocks their little dysfunctional world off its only known axis, and they learn to fall in love all over again—the hard way, of course.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,713 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Chelsea, Vaughn - Complete
Hopeless reviews
To him, love isn't roses and chocolates and romantic candlelit dinners over glasses of red wine. Love is blushing until he ruptures his spleen, stumbling over his words, and making a fool of himself to make her smile...because that's how hopeless he is.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,132 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/22/2011 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Mark, Chelsea - Complete
Fine, I Will reviews
The stars were sparkling above them, he was kneeling in front of her, and the feather was in his hand. It was perfect, right? Not so.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,441 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Chelsea, Vaughn - Complete
A Promise Unbroken reviews
AU. He could hear her voice calling out to him, crying out in pain; come hell or high water, he was going to dig her out.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Pretend reviews
We'll pretend there never was an 'us.' You'll pretend you never got bored to begin with, and I'll pretend I never lie awake on my bed most nights thinking of how I could be better for you, because none of that ever happened, right?
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,530 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Chelsea, Vaughn - Complete
Forget Me Not reviews
AU. Her eyes are alluring and her smile is beautiful and her laugh is contagious, but they don't affect you. Not at all.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,681 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Vaughn, Chelsea - Complete
Raining Coincidence reviews
AU. "You make it sound so unromantic, Sasuke." He thinks it's a coincidence. She believes it's destiny. Opinions clash... and raindrops fall.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete