Author has written 15 stories for Doctor Who, Ashes to Ashes, Harry Potter, and Primeval.
Hi. My name's Courtney. Or Obscure Soul. Or Time Lord Child. Or Oi. And I have recently developed a Galex and a Jecker addiction. I get pretty cranky if I don't get my daily fix of Galex/Jecker. Well, at least I found where my muse went to xD I'm also part of a group of nutters (well, I say group, it's only Jazzola, Eleantris, TimeLadyoftheHunt and myself that I know of) called the Ugly Little Buggers, 'cause we were ugly when we were little (well, I still am, tbh, but I don't care [=) and we're all really crazy ;]
Favourite Books/Series': Where to start?...Harry Potter, Artemis Fowl, Doctor Who books, Maximum Ride, CHERUB, The Last Dragon Chronicles, The Inheritance Cycle, Percy Jackson, The Trilogy of Six, HIVE, The Hunger Games and I think that's it off the top of my head.
Favourite T.V. Shows/Movies: Doctor Who, Wild at Heart, Merlin, Demons, Primeval, The Simpsons, Futurama, School of Rock, HP, The Pacifier, The Neverending Story, Ashes to Ashes, Sherlock, Single Father, Mock the Week, Never Mind the Buzzcocks, Have I Got News For You, Outnumbered, Torchwood.
Music: Muse, Paramore, The Prodigy, Coldplay, Jamie Cullum, Scissor Sisters, Robbie Williams, Take That, U2, The Hoosiers, Dido, Lily Allen, Evanescence, Queen, Bob Marley, Duffy, James Morrison, Guns 'n' Roses, Stevie Wonder, McFly, the White Stripes, Avril Lavigne, Blue, Dizzee Rascal, Florence and the Machine, Foo Fighters, Green Day, the Killers, Maroon 5, Michael Jackson, My Chemical Romance, No Doubt, P!nk, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Nickelback, OneRepublic (I have a very diverse music taste xD)
Hobbies: Reading, writing, singing, acting, drawing(even though I'm hopeless at it), playing my guitar, going on the computer and surfing the net, going on Tumblr.
Dream: To become a famous singer/actress/writer or a teacher/psychologist, retire in relative comfort, take a tour of Italy and settle down on/in the Isle of Capri/West Lothian/Cardiff Bay/Manchester/Sicily
Things you might find me saying/doing if you met me: No, really(?), For the Love of Cheese, Well, isn't that Wizard? Being heavily sarcastic, correcting you, tapping, singing, talking to myself, ignoring you(I'm incredibly anti-social when it comes to people).
I believe that the Next Generation are our paints and that by leaving her canvas blank, JK Rowling has in no way influenced us over what her characters are like. So I'm gonna paint to my heart's content.
The sorting hat says that I belong in Gryffindor!
Said Gryffindor, "We'll teach all those with brave deeds to their name."
Students of Gryffindor are typically brave, daring, and chivalrous.
Take the most scientific Harry Potter
I'm officially a Gryffindor on Pottermore!
Favourite Ships: 10/Rose, Jack/Donna, Jack/Ianto, most canon pairings - DW/TW (though I have to admit, I'm developing a slight soft spot for Jack/Gwen friendship fics).
Gene/Alex, Chris/Shaz - Ashes to Ashes
Nick/Jenny, Becker/Jess, Abby/Connor, Matt/Emily - Primeval
Teddy/Victoire, Al/OC, Scorpius/Rose, Remus/Tonks, Katie/Oliver, Lucy/Lorcan, Molly/Lysander, Lucy/Lysander, Molly/Lorcan, Lily/Scorpius, Lily/Lysander, Scorpius/Roxanne, Lucy/Scorpius, Dominique/Scorpius; there's not much I won't read. Except Al/Scorpius. They're just friends, and I can't see them as anything else. - Harry Potter
Eragon/Arya, Murtagh/Nasuada - The Inheritance Cycle
Cinna/Katniss, Finnick/Annie - The Hunger Games
Currently, I have:
The Doctor and Me - a Doctor Who fic. On indefinite hiatus - the computer I saved it on looks to never be fixed, and I wrote it such a long time ago. I've changed so much as a writer since I wrote it.
One Word Prompts - In progress, a series of DW one-shots, 10/Rose, mostly because I find I can't commit to a full-length story with a plot and everything(I tend to just get bored of them - which is why I literally have a drawer full of books containing half-finished stories xD)
Who'd Have Known? - an Ashes to Ashes songfic. Song is Who'd Have Known by Lily Allen. Galex.
Starlight - an Ashes to Ashes songfic written for XTimeGirlX's songfic competition. Song is Starlight by Muse. Galex.
Sixteen Facts About the Next Generation - Harry Potter. Does what it says on the tin. A build-up, of sorts, to O'Children, and a peek into my headcanon world.
27 Things I Love About You - a Jecker two-shot. Pretty self-explanatory. Related to Sneezes, but both can stand alone.
My Heart - the first (that I'm posting, anyway) in a series of unrelated random prompts. Prompt: There was no other option to surrender. Jecker, of course.
The Hotel Incident - a long, angsty Jecker one-shot about the craziest, Burton (both Phillip and Tim) -esque hotel you've ever seen, raptors, and a small boy trapped as Becker races a blazing inferno in trying to get him out.
The series of one-shots expanding on Jess' and Becker's lists so far contains:
Sneezes - a Jecker one-shot. Jess is ill and Becker takes care of her. (Becker #8 - sort of)
Knight in Shining Armour? - Jecker one-shot based on number 14 from Jess' list. Can be read as a standalone.
Paternal Instincts - Jecker one-shot, although not remotely fluffy, or humourous, like my previous ones. It sort of ran away from me, but I think it's better than what I originally intended, Jess' #16
The Day She Fell - Another Jecker one-shot, #6 and #27 from Jess' list combined.
In the pipeline:
The first of a NextGen series, following Al Potter and friends through Hogwarts. The story title is, as of yet, unknown, but the series is called O' Children, inspired by Nick Cage's song, featured in DH part 1. It's all written and everything; it's just being beta'd, and hopefully I'll start posting in the new year. :)
I have a whole list of prompts from 27 Things, also, so they'll keep me busy for a while.
I'm writing a multi-chap Jecker fic called Becker's Boy. I'll not say any more, because of, in the words of River Song, "spoilers!"
One of my favourite quotes from the Whoniverse is from SJA - "Some people have a sonic lipstick. Me? I have a light-up torch." - Clyde Langer, SJA, Series 4 Episode 1
The Fruit Quadruplets
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GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Cou-izzle
DETECTIVE NAME: (fave colour and fave animal): Red Lion
AMERICAN STATE NAME: (First letter of name and state that fits): Colorado
SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Louise Rosetta Desborough
STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Levcoest
SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favourite colour, favourite drink): Blue Blackcurrant
WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): She doesn't have one. So I don't have one...0.o
GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Angel
Sirius Black or Remus Lupin? Remus Lupin.
Severus Snape or Sirius Black? Sirius, as much as I love Sev.
Hermione or Cho? Hermione. Cho is just...I dunno. I just don't like her.
James Potter or Snape? Erm...both.
Hagrid or Snape? Hagrid.
The Marauders or The Golden Trio? The Marauders.
Ability to become invisible or become an Animagus? An Animagus.
Harry or Ron? Ohhh...both.
Fleur or Tonks? Tonks. Fleur has always annoyed me.
Hermione or Ginny? They're both awesome.
Cedric Diggory or Viktor Krum? They're both pretty cool.
Luna Lovegood or Cho Chang? Luna ftw. She is epic.
Dumbledore or Peeves the Poltergeist? Dumbledore. What a no-brainer.
Aragog (Hagrid's dead spider) or Grawp (Hagrid's giant brother)? Both. They're epic.
Zonko's Joke Shop or Honeydukes? Depends on whether I fancied chocolate or a prank.
Bertie Botts' Every Flavour Beans or Chocolate Frogs? Both, chocolate frogs are just awesome, but Bertie Botts' would be funny.
Death Eaters or Aurors? Both. They're both epic in their own ways.
Dumbledore or Voldemort? As above.
Bellatrix Lestrange or Narcissa Malfoy? Bellatrix. She's mental.
Would you rather go through the first task or the third task in the Triwizard Tournament? First. I'd hate to do the third.
Is this survey fun or boring? Meh.
The first character you fell in love with
What is your favorite Harry Potter book? The Philosopher's Stone
Who is your favorite HP character(s)? Remus and Tonks
What house do you prefer you be in? I don't really know. I guess Slytherin or Ravenclaw.
But what house would you think you'll be in? Gryffindor.
Which ghost within Hogwarts is you favorite? Nearly Headless Nick.
What subject in Hogwarts do you like the best? DADA.
Who is your favorite teacher in Hogwarts? Lupin.
Which position would you want to be in Quidditch? Seeker
Which position in Quidditch do you think fits you the most? Seeker
Who do you want to make friends with? The Weasleys, Neville, Luna, Oliver Wood, Katie Bell, Alicia Spinnet, Angelina Johnson, Al, Scorpius, Dominique, Hugo.
If you were in Hogwarts, who would be your best buddy? Hermione, Neville, Luna or Hugo.
Why would he/she be your best buddy? Because I'm weird, but I'm clever and friendly to most.
Which character can you relate to? Luna, because I like to daydream, Oliver, because I'm determined.
Ever been in a School play? - yep.
Meet the bunnies. they want world domination. help them. repost them on your profile.
THEY HAVE COOKIES!! :)
The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen, sir...when I was born I was BLACK, when I grew up I was BLACK, when I'm sick I'm BLACK, when I go in the sun I'm BLACK, when I'm cold I'm BLACK, when I die I'll be BLACK. But you, sir, when you're born you're PINK, when you grow up you're WHITE, when you're sick, you're GREEN, when you go in the sun you turn RED, when you're cold you turn BLUE, and when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me coloured?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism
Whoever said "nothing is impossible" never tried slamming a revolving door.
You know it’s going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.
Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.
Education is important. Although school is another matter entirely.
Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic. In other words, amateurs should do everything.
Music is love in search of words.
Always forgive your enemies, it's the best way to annoy them out of their minds.
I used to be normal, until I met those freaks I now call my best friends.
I ran with scissors and lived!
I don't obsess. I just think intensely.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
When Life gives you lemons, make a bomb. sizzle MY EYES! THEY'RE BEING BURNED BY THE ZESTY LEMON BOMB!
The knack of flying is attempting to fall . . . and missing the ground.
Somebody needs a happy meal.
When life gives you lemons, make lime-ade and let the world wonder how you did it.
The quickest way to a man's heart is not through the stomach but through his chest, with an axe.
Monday is a hard way to spend one-seventh of your life.
I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
(Drawing back a fist) How would you like to donate blood... through your nose?
Order is for idiots, genius can handle chaos
Love is a perky little elf dancing a merry little jig and then, suddenly, he turns on you with a miniature machine gun. ~ matt groening
A rebel with a cause is a hero; a rebel without one is stupid
The secret to life is that there is no secret at all and you don't get your money back.
Save a tree... Eat a beaver
Just when you think you've hit rock bottom, someone goes and throws you a shovel...
Remember, it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to pull the trigger of a decent sniper rifle
If you were in the street on fire, I'd put you out with gasoline
I remember reading that scientists once believed the universe was made of hydrogen, because it was the most plentiful ingredient found. If that theory holds any truth, then I believe it to be made of stupidity.
Due to management cuts, the light at the end of the tunnel will now be switched off
Crazy? Once I was crazy. They locked me in a room to die. Die? I don't want to die. All the mice will get me. Mice? I hate mice. They drive me crazy. Crazy? Once I was crazy. They locked...
You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder
When in doubt, make up words
I find the phrase "Good Morning" an oxymoron.
You're just jealous that the little voices are talking to me.
I knew something was wrong when my imaginary friends would talk to me.
My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems.
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense
Never knock on Death’s door. Ring the doorbell and run away; he hates that.
Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner!
Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.
I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.
Therapist = The/rapist . . . Scary thought.
Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then!
You can't wait for inspiration; you have to go after it with a club.
Asking a writer what he thinks about criticism is like asking a lamppost what it thinks about dogs.
My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyway.
Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."
Ooooo . . . A life. Where can I download one?
I apologize, do you want me to mean it too?
The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.
Doctors say I have multiple personality disorder. We disagree with that.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you.
I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor"--a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck, my friends, for I may not return alive.
Slinky + Escalator = Endless Fun!
Sometimes I wonder "why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me.
Basic Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics.
When the going gets tough, the tough get duct tape
I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
Don't take life too seriously, no one gets out alive anyway
Life's tough...Get a helmet
I stopped fighting my inner demons... We're on the same side now!
SHUT UP VOICES!! or I'll poke you with the Q-tip again...
If Barbie's So Popular, Why Do You Have To Buy Her Friends
Life's Greatest Pleasure Is Doing What People Tell You Not To Do
Never Go To A Doctor Whose Office Plants Have Died
Everyone Is Entitled To Their Own Opinion, It Just That Your's Is Stupid
Man Invented Language To Satisfy Their Deep Need To Complain
Magic is the stuff Science hasn't made boring yet!
My WEREWOLF can beat up your VAMPIRE!!
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
"Obstacles are put in our way to see if what we want is really worth fighting for."
"Don't fall for someone unless they're willing to catch you."
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling
The road to success is always under construction.
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement.
Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.
No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me.
I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
"If you don't understand my silence, then you won't understand my words."
Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? i just want to know who the hell is drinking my damn soda."
I dream of a better world...where chickens can cross roads without having their morals questioned.
"The greener grass on the other side is probably just artificial turf."
"Nothing worse than getting your pigtails shot off..."
"Nobody move! I dropped my brain."
"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."
"He who laughs last didn't get it."
Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?
-When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.
I had my soul removed to make room for sarcasm and I don't regret it.
-Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.
-Hello. You have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know who you are, where you are from, and what you want so there is no need to leave a message.
-An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
-Silence is golden, duct tape is silver
-One day we'll look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject
-You know, 1/7 people have fallen off their nut. Look at 6 of your friends, and if they're all good, IT"S YOU!
-Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk. They spend the second part telling us to sit down and shut-up
-When somebody annoys you, it takes up 42 muscles to frown, but only 4 to reach out and punch the hell outta them. You can do so 10 times and still have 2 muscles to waste! BARGAINBARGAINBARGAIN
-Be insane. Well behaved girls are no fun to read about
--If you can't BEAT them, JOIN them
If you can't JOIN them, BRIBE them
If you can't BRIBE them, BLACKMAIL them
If you can't BLACKMAIL them, KILL them
If you can't KILL them, you're SCREWED
--I had a friend once. Then his rope broke and he ran for it
-I took the less traveled road... NOW WHERE THE HECK AM I?
-DO NOT HIT KIDS!! No, seriously. They have guns now.
Life sucks and then you die. get over it.
-Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
-Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.
-The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
-I got an A in philosophy because I proved my professor doesn’t exist.
-If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either.
-Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are the same number of letters?
-Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might actually clean them?
-There are no stupid questions – just a bunch of inquisitive idiots.
-Politics is war without bloodshed. War is politics with bloodshed.
-High School Musical 3 and Saw V were the two top movies at the box office when they opened. One depicted gruesome on screen torture. The other was about a guy with a saw.
It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile and absolutely none to sit there with a dumb look on your face.
-I’m not afraid to die. I just don’t want to be there when it happens.
-I do not deny everything.
-Sometimes the mind, for reasons we do not necessarily understand, just decides to go into storage.
Isn't it ironic . . . we ignore those who adore us, adore those who ignore us, hurt those who love us, and love those who hurt us
-Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls.
-Do you want to know why I'm still on earth? Heaven kicked me out and hell is afraid I'll take over...
Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dislexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you.
My Mother Taught Me
1. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
3. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."
4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
6. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."
7. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"
9. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
10. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
11. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
12. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
13. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"
14. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."
16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
17. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop frowning, the wind's gonna blow it that way."
18. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
19. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
21. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."
22. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
23. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
24. My mother taught me SHAPE-SHIFTING.
"You'll turn into a carrot if you eat any more.
25. My mother taught me CONSEQUENCES.
"If you don't tidy your room, there'll be hell to pay."
26. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
You know you live in 2009 when...
1. You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have MSN/Facebook/Bebo/MySpace.
4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.
7.As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
8. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.
9. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.
10. You were too busy to notice number five.
11. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.
12. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.
13. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did. (Yup, every SINGLE time!)
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day, I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun,he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack; my boyfriend;
That it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,
And tell my dear sweet grandmother;I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best Mommy,
I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
And Mommy tell the doctors;
I know that they really did try
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest
When I heard that great, big crack,I ran as fast as I could
please listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.
I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"
In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost Please if you would, Don't smash this on the ground. If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry, Just keep this in your heart, For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".
On Sears hairdryer:
On a bag of Fritos:
On a bar of Dial soap:
On some Swann frozen dinners:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
On Nytol sleep aid:
On a Korean kitchen knife:
On a string of Christmas lights:
On a food processor:
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On a child's Superman costume:
IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, Deezer etc)
Opening Credits: Blame it on the Boogie - Michael Jackson
Waking Up: The Kill - 30 Seconds to Mars
First Day At School: Asleep All Day - Paramore
Falling in Love: Escape - Muse
Fight Song: Howl - Florence and the Machine
Breaking Up: Valerie -Amy Winehouse and Mark Ronson
Prom night: Man in the Mirror - Michael Jackson
Life: Mind Trick - Jamie Cullum
Mental Breakdown: Drumming Song - Florence and the Machine
Driving: Run - Snow Patrol
Flashback: Empire State of Mind part 2 - Alicia Keys
Getting back together: In Too Deep - Sum 41
Wedding: Hey There Delilah - Plain White Tees
Birth of Child: Hysteria - Muse
Final Battle: Umbrella - Rihanna and Jay-Z
Funeral Song: Greatest Day - Take That
Final Credits: Mercy - Duffy
1. Put your music player on shuffle.
2: On your first date, you'd? Hysteria - Muse - What, does that mean I'd be panicking? Umm...yeah, I suppose I would.
3: You and your boyfriend/girlfriend's love is like? Unbelievable - Covered by the Big Ghana Band - Well, maybe, if I had one.
4: What song will be played at your funeral? Uprising - Muse - Well, I'd certainly create a revolt if I went to Hell! xD
5: You too serious for your own good? Exogenisis: Symphony Part 2 (Cross-Pollination) - Muse - Umm...okay..."/
6: If a strange person came up to you, you'd? Here We Go Again - Paramore - Hmm...so I bump into many strange people, eh?
7: What would you do if you were stuck in a room with your worst enemy? Dark Shines - Muse - I think so too. Hang on...take only seconds to draw me in. Nu-uh. And I most definitely won't consume her innocence, especially as I'm not that type.
8: Your future dream job is: Bliss - Muse - Maube working at a dating agency? Yay? >=/
9: What's peanut butter taste like? Helicopter - Bloc Party - Hmm, I'll take their word for it. Personally, I don't like it.
10: You wish? Take a Bow - Muse - Does that make me a bad thing in a bad way? "/ I'm pretty sure I don't corrupt anyone.
12: Given the chance to do anything, you'd? Bonkers - Dizzee Rascal - I'd go crazy? That's impossible. I already am xD
13: If you became the next ruler of your country? Hallelujah - Paramore - I'd fall in love? Okay...
14: What does your best friend think of you? Sweet Home Alabama - Lynard Skynard - Am I their home? Is my house their home?
15: What's your personality like? Showbiz - Muse - Well, my personality is rather away with the fairies, but I'm not emotionally unstable.
16: Ducks invade your town, you? Bring Me to Life - Evanescence - Well, I beg them to bring me to life, apparently. Sounds about right for me xD
17: You share your first kiss with your boyfriend/girlfriend: Where the Lines Overlap - Paramore - I'm pretty sure there are some people as lucky and/or luckier than us.
18: You are movie star? Smells like Teen Spirit - Nirvana - I think it goes to my head a bit.
19: Moonlight shines down, reflecting on the the ocean... Part-Time Lover - Stevie Wonder - So...I'm reflecting on the fact that I'm a bit of a player?? I've only ever been in one relationship, and that was 5 years ago.
20: What do your parents think of you? Invincible - Muse - They think together were invincible? Ooookay...Imma hide in the dark, shadow-y corner over there *runs away, screaming, to said corner*
21: Will you get far in life? Since You've Been Gone - Rainbow - Erm...lots of break-ups??
22: Describe your love life: Never Let This Go - Paramore - It's ending but I don't want it to?
23: Now explain how you want it to be? Higher Ground - I want to have another life??
24: Do you love life? You've got the Love - Florence and the Machine - Quite evidently.
25: What is your best friend's theme song? Omen - the Prodigy - Ooookay...I'm pretty sure none of my best friends are omens "/
26: What would you do if your special someone was in danger? Bad Case of Lovin' You (Doctor, Doctor) - Robert Palmer - Kill myself, as no pill can cure my ill?
27: Blue skies and lollypops: Bohemina Rhapsody - Queen - Am I in an imaginary land?? Am I already dead? Did they kill me? I thought I would've gone to Hell!
28: How do you feel about yourself? Between Two Lungs - Florence and the Machine - Erm..I'm trapped? And dying?
29: Is the world your playground? Hotel Yorba - The White Stripes - I don't know. Maybe?
30: Saving yourself for? Hate This and I'll Love You - Muse - Someone I was born to destroy?
You wear lip gloss/chap stick
You hate wearing the colour black
TOTAL: 4.5- I never figured it would amount to that much. Seriously.
YOUR GUY SIDE:
XYou love hoodies. – Adore them.
TOTAL: 13. Yeah, sounds about right.
Methinks that's it! Congratulations if you actually managed to read the whole thing, you deserve a medal and a trophy and, heck, even a whole planet to rule over! But if you haven't, you can have a cookie anyway ;]