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Author has written 12 stories for Harry Potter, Merlin, Indiana Jones, and Rise of the Guardians.

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I guess I should introduce myself then: Hello and welcome to my humble abode! Feel free to hang around and read my stories, I really appreciate it :)

I'm Louise and I'm pretty much your average 16 year old who's is a bit more than slightly obsessed with a few fandoms such as Harry Potter and Merlin! What else am I meant to say here? Does anyone know? No? ... okay.

I hope you can find time to put up with my endless stories that may or may not stay plot bunnies depending on my mood - don't worry though, Keep the change is my project to finish as it helps me to improve my writing :3

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Oh look, some things I find amusing below, which I'm sure you will too!

Things to Do in an Exam you Already Know That You are Going to Fail:

1.Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.

5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.

6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.

7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.

8. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.

9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.

10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.

13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Fuck this!" and walk out triumphantly.

15. Show up completely drunk (completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).

16. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.

17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.

18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.

19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.

20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.

22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.

23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary.

25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?"

26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!

27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.

28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"

30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.

31. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what's going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her.

32. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit."

33. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay, let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E..."

35. Wear a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting "What? I'm on my way!!". rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. strike a pose first for added effect.

38. Bring a giant cockroach into the room and release it on a girl nearby.

40. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your paper. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour.

41. Make Strange noises... get people to stare... look at the person next to you as if he/she did it.

44. Use Invisible Ink to answer the whole exam.

45. Order catering. The catering company should come in about halfway through the test, and should include at least three waiters, eight carts of food, and five candelabras.

For those who take life too seriously
1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
2. A day without sunshine is like...night.
3. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
4. 42.7 of all statistics are made up on the spot.
5. 99 of all lawyers give the rest a bad name.
6. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
7. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
8. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
9. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
10. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have. (culture is a bacteria)
11. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
12. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
13. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
14. How many of you believe in psychokinesis? Raise my hand.
15. OK, so what's the speed of dark?
16. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
17. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
18. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
19. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
20. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
21. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
22. I couldn't repair you brakes, so I made your horn louder.
23. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
24. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.
25. Just remember, if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
26. Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your @ tomorrow.
27. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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The Most Hallowed Alliance by Emachinescat reviews
Sequel to The Most Deadly Alliance. Merlin and Arthur are called to the future by a desperate band of Hogwarts students and must join forces with Harry to stop Voldemort, allied with Morgause, from destroying the past and future with the Deathly Hallows.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Merlin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,717 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Harry P., Merlin, Arthur
Recognise Me by EosAella reviews
Three years after Merlin was banished from Camelot Morgana once again takes the throne. With no help on the horizon Arthur and Gwaine set out to find Emrys in the hope that he will help. What they find is a bitter man who has given up on pretty much all of destiny, he seems vaguely familiar. But will he help?
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,338 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 517 - Updated: 1/8/2013 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Merlin, Arthur
The Trouble with String by OneDarkandStormyNight reviews
Arthur was a dog-lover. He had five of them, big ones, each one more slobbery than the next, and he didn't think it was possible for any species of animal to be better-suited for him...until his trouble-prone manservant gets turned into a cat. Pure fluff
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,511 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Roller Skates by Naisa reviews
Merlin's invented roller skates. He thinks they're fun, Arthur thinks they're idiotic, and Gwaine thinks they're an amazing piece of genius. A lot of falling over and silliness ensues, and Arthur is really not impressed! Now a two shot, no slash!
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,141 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/19/2012 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Completely Potty by whitecrossgirl reviews
Crack attempt in which the Harry Potter books turn up in Camelot. Gwen, Leon and Lancelot get into a ship argument; Elyan spoils the ending to Half Blood Prince on Percival and they all reach a shocking epiphany about Arthur and Merlin.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Buckbeak the Thestral by EosAella reviews
Me - Some friends - A notebook - Boring poetry trip : utterly non-sensical crack!fic. A lot doesn't make any logical sense but it's just a bit of fun. Warning: Includes an abundance of *facepalms*. No slash. Ever.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Rubeus H., Merlin - Complete
Unstereotyped by Tara-Lynn Tam reviews
Not all Hufflepuffs are stupid extras. Not all Ravenclaws are nerds. Not all Slytherins are evil. Not all Gryffindors are daredevils. Insight on the REAL meaning of the houses. From their own point of view.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/6/2011 - P. Sprout, F. Flitwick - Complete
Frogs and Fools by Ultra-Geek reviews
In which Gaius goes away for a week and Merlin doesn't handle his independence very well.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,723 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 92 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Merlin - Complete
Old Faces, New Tricks by Jagged Epiphany reviews
COMPLETE! The epic fic starring Fred, George, Lee, Angelina, Alicia and Katie! As the story now draws to a close, the group is faced with one crisis after another. Who will pull through and who will fall apart?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 299,278 - Reviews: 1293 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 11/16/2005 - Published: 3/12/2002 - George W., Alicia S. - Complete
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Keep the Change reviews
Freya Lupin was perfectly happy with her normal life. Course, the Weasley twins had to ruin that along with Lee, didn't they? It also didn't help that her DAD was now working as the resident DADA teacher. Looks like a energetic year that Freya will have trouble to keep up with! OC, AU and definitely NO SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 74,681 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Remus L., George W., Seamus F., OC
One Special Ravenclaw reviews
"You are one special Ravenclaw aren't you?" Cassie should've been put in Ravenclaw, she knew this because she couldn't even get past the riddle every day. However a certain ginger still thinks she's worth something.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,763 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/5/2013 - George W., OC
Trees are dangerous things reviews
POST SERIES 4: Now that Morgana has been supposedly defeated, surely Merlin can tell Arthur his secret? Maybe a fallen tree is just what Merlin needs to decide what to do...
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,645 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Merlin, Arthur
Curiosity can kill the muggle reviews
Cassie is a muggle, curious about the house opposite - there are always bangs and crashes from the Weasley household but there never seems to be any damage. Can she discover their secret with the help of her friend, Jenna?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,484 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 4/28/2013 - OC, Fred W. II
Pyre and Ice reviews
It's been a while since Ava's really talked to anyone besides Alastair, her pet rock. In fact, she hasn't really left the ring of fire to explore since the ice age! But when the moon tells her to go find someone called Jack Frost, it's time to discover that she isn't the only person with powers and put here by the Moon! Jack/OC (story image courtesy of ForensicDragons)
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,503 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Jack Frost
Have a great summer! reviews
"I'm Hayley and I have less bravery of a teapot." After an exhausting 4th year, Hayley just wants to stay at Sirius' house in peace but turns out there are more than a few extra guests at Grimmauld place...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,677 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/24/2013 - George W., OC
A mad man's prank reviews
ONESHOT: Uther is going mad, but no-one knows this yet and after some inspiration he decided to make his own prank on a certain warlock.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Uther, Merlin - Complete
The Atomic Bomb reviews
DRABBLE. The scene of the atomic bomb from a slightly different perspective... 'Indiana Jones and The crystal skull.'
Indiana Jones - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Indiana Jones - Complete
How to look after a cat reviews
THREE SHOT. Snow falls and a cat is discovered. Will Gwaine make a 'cool' parent? Probably not...
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,346 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/6/2012 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Gwaine, Percival - Complete
Brotherly Bonding reviews
ONE SHOT. Arthur needs Elyans help. To do what, you ask? To buy Gwen some jewellery of course! Too bad the noble king is utterly hopeless at finding the right piece...
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,983 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Elyan, Arthur - Complete
A not quite so peaceful journey reviews
ONE SHOT. Sir Leon needs a break. King Arthur gives it to him, but not before letting the other Knights join him for a journey to the parents.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,930 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Leon, Elyan - Complete
Such an uneventful love life reviews
ONE SHOT. The barmaid at the tavern has never left Percival's mind for days and it's time for the knights to do something about it! Even if it means for Gwaine to take over the Tavern...
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,817 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Percival, Gwaine - Complete
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