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Joined 03-25-10, id: 2301940, Profile Updated: 06-23-13
Author has written 6 stories for Twilight, and Harry Potter.

Hailey. Insecure. Short. Shy(but not really). 19. Have a mind most of the time.

Favorite things: Harry Potter, penguins, Emma(my computer), Jessica(my ipod), sheep, Secondhand Serenade, Alice, Tin Man, strawberry soda, french fries, writing, random quotes, books, Rise Against, Thirteen Reasons Why, Maximum Ride, Sarah Dessen, singing, ZELDA: the Ocarina of Time, Kingdom Hearts, Rent, The Princess Bride, Ever After, Rave Master, Lily Allen, the Ataris, Nutella, PotterPuppetPals: The Mysterious Ticking Noise, Pokemon, French, Oblivion, Fanfiction(=D), Disney Princesses, Rilo Kiley, and more. Curious if I like something you do? Ask! :)

Oh and if you can tell me what this is from, you will definitely like...make my week or something! "I don't think so. There's something strange about that giant pink rabbit."

One last thing. I have gotten a wee bit busier lately. But I am still updating my stories. It might just take a little longer.

»» Okay. So. Updatyness. For my stories and whatnot. Really just anything that I feel has to be talked about. :D ««

2.21.2011- I'm really sorry I haven't updated in a while. Buuuuuuut, I'm in the spring musical! =P Anyway, it's Spring Break (according to my school. according to me, it's Winter Break-- Part 2) and I just finished a chapter of Revenge Among the Mad. So that should be going up soon. Along with a few other chapters of it (at least two I think) that I plan on writing soon. I'm also in the process of doing some HP challenges, that should be up eventually. And I'm going to try to get at least one chapter up for both Nala's Adventures and More than a Myth Chat Room. Alrighty, I think that's it. Have a super awesome fantastical day! ;) hailey

6.15.2011- Yes, I know, it's been a while. Wow, has it reall been four months?? Crazy...Anyhoo, Summer Break is here!!!!! So that means I'll have more time to write. And I WILL write. I promise. Just not for a week or two, because I have no time since I am moving soon. Plus, I packed all of my notebooks with my stories already...which poses a slight problem if I plan on...writing. But I'll have them back soon. Okay, um...yeah. Au revior? Yes. C'est tout. hailey
WAIT! I lied. I just thought you should all know that tomorrow is my birthday! I am almost 17! Haha, can you tell I'm excited? Okay, goodbye, that's all. For real this time. Probably. ;)

7.14.2011- OHMYGOODNESS! Harry Potter comes out tonight at midnight! Yayyyyyy!
...yeah. Anyway, I am writing to say I started a new HP challenge called Dancing on Society. It'll have 100 one-shots when I'm finished with it. Also, I'm almost done with another challenge, another one-shot, but it'll be a long one. Over 5000 words, by quite a bit. Not sure how much tho. And I wrote another chapter of More than a Myth Chat Room that I plan on typing up soon. Just so ya know! Mkay. Have a nice day? I know I will, since I'M GOING TO SEE HARRY POTTER AT MIDNIGHT WITH A FANTABULOUS GROUP OF PEOPLE!!!!! *ahem* ...sorry about that. I'm really excited. hailey

10.05.2012- Wow. So, um, it's been a year. And three months...Sorry about that. So, um, I moved into my dad's house and forgot my notebooks at my mom's. Kinda sucks. I'll get them next weekend tho, don't worry. I'm excited to start writing again. I miss it. I think I might start something new. Any ideas? -hailey

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Six words full of meaning by over-rehearsed reviews
Talking about a character in six words for the hemingway six challenge at HPFC. One chapter at a time of course! Starts with Fleur.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 73 - Words: 3,141 - Reviews: 1011 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 1/1/2010
Maximum Ride: the Fight for Family by Chenoa6 reviews
The flock move to Privet Drive. Keeping their secret isn't easy, but theirs isn't the only secret to uncover. Worlds collide when science meets magic, and the flock struggle to stay together, with new enemies in and out of school. Full summary inside.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,007 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Max
Maximum Ride: Wings vs Wands by Madeline Cullen reviews
Max and the flock have been captured by the Order of the Phoenix. On Jeb's orders. What's their mission? Make sure the Ministry doesn't mess up Hogwarts. "Fang wanted to live on a vacant island. Well this is as close as it was going to get," I muttered.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,367 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 7/20/2009
The Return of the Light by katiephilomena reviews
Scorpius, Albus and Rose are kidnaped as children their parents look for them but when over ten years past they give up hope. A version of the triwizard tournament is hosted at hogwarts. A london magic school is there and 3 students look very familiar.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,202 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
When a Winged Girl Meets a Magic Boy by Alyson May reviews
Harry Potter is playing Quidditch when he collides with who else but Maximum Ride. What happens when a mutant freak learns a whole new meaning to the word weird? Possible pairings later! Rated T for safety.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,586 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Harry P., Max
Brick By Boring Brick by DaggersOfEmotion reviews
Jenny has built, brick by brick, a wall in her consciousness that dissociates her from reality. She escapes into a world of magic at Hogwarts. There, she will discover secrets of her past that lead her to unearth her destiny.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 29,611 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/27/2011 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Book 7: Where the Fandom Fun Is Almost At an End by Jobey in Error reviews
How DH went down. Much mockery enclosed. Chapter Fourteen: Harry Potter and the Camping Trip of Hell and Hormones. Mainly Hormones.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,501 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Ron W., Harry P.
333 Things to do in WalMart by Courtni Desiree reviews
The list "333 things to do in Wal-Mart" put into action by the flock. Heck yes!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 4/11/2010
Once by justlikebrokenglasstome reviews
Once, they were alone. Once, they knew what the future held. Once, they had dreams and hopes. Once, they had everything they wanted. Of course, they were wrong. Maximum Ride/Harry Potter/Twilight crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 32 - Words: 99,228 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Harry P., Max
Battle Of The Weasley Pranksters by hidden armadillo reviews
I glared at them. They smiled innocently back. "James Potter. Teddy Lupin. I warn you – I will get revenge." And for a second they almost looked scared. Almost.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,059 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Victoire W., Teddy L. - Complete
Natural Highs by Ninja C reviews
Yes, this is stolen from the ever-popular list found on many profiles here. Basically, small things that still manage to brighten the flock's days. Canon pairings, no particular subject. Completed.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 115 - Words: 31,211 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Complete
Mirror, Mirror by BlackHawk13 reviews
What happens when Ron Weasley find himself in a parallel universe where Harry Potter became a Slytherin? Set in 5th year circa Order of the Phoenix .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 27 - Words: 205,561 - Reviews: 1036 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 536 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Come Back To Me by DaggersOfEmotion reviews
A sequel to my Harry Potter story: Brick By Boring Brick. Jenny finds herself at a turning point, all of her unanswered questions could be answered by making one single choice. But this choice comes with a consequence. It could cost her everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 26,088 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Living in the Shadow by nancyj0824 reviews
Cassie Malfoy, Draco's little sister by a year, is headed to Hogwarts for her fifth year. She's tired of living her life as Draco's shadow, but can she change that? and where do her loyalties truly lie? Looks like you're gonna have to read to find out
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,816 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Draco M., OC
When His Parents Leave For Work by Radical.2 reviews
Draco's parents are rich, obviously, because they never paid thousands of dollars for a babysitter; they used Dobby. So what does Draco do when his parents got to work? Songfics to various songs by Pink.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,007 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Draco M., Dobby - Complete
Storytime for the Ickle Firsties by Sianatra reviews
When Sirius takes it into his head to tell the Gryffindor first years a bedtime story, humor ensues, and it is certain that no one will ever feel the same way about Severus Snape again... One-Shot, hilarious and giggle-worthy. Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,626 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Sirius B. - Complete
Rosius by LostGetFound reviews
I leaned against his shoulder and whispered, "Rose and Scorpius together makes Rosius." Rose has a crush on Scorpius Malfoy. Little does she know, he's crushing back. The story of how a Slytherin and a Gryffindor, a Malfoy and a Weasley, became a couple.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,822 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Thorns and Poison by Antionette8706 reviews
Rose is in her sixth year at Hogwarts and her life isn't exactly carefree. With prefect duties, relatives, hormonal friends, strange occurrences in the wizarding world, a hot new professor, and a mission to fufill, Rose isn't living the relaxed life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,147 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
Hogwarts' Hidden Swimming Pool by 13dramaqueen13 reviews
Fred and George have a plot to get Ron and Hermione together, but it may have some unexpected consequences. "'Let's just say it involves swimming pools, and bikinis.' 'I like the way you think, Fred.'"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,955 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
An AntiSuicide Type of Guy by Radical.2 reviews
While taking a midnight walk around the castle, Neville sees Luna heading towards the lake, and mistakenly thinks she is trying to drown herself...What will happen? Just a short drabble that's just kinda nice to read. Guaranteed to make you smile!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Neville L., Luna L. - Complete
Hiccups of Hermione by Radical.2 reviews
When Hermione gets hiccups, suddenly everyone acts all weird, and then her hiccups don't even stop. While she is bewildered and on one tells her anything, somone finally does, with fatal consequences.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,041 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Mexican Bird of Death by Radical.2 reviews
Sequel to The Magical Pecking Bird, James struggles to get the bird to stop pecking him before he goes mad, going to extreme measures to do so...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Magical Pecking Bird by Radical.2 reviews
One-shot featuring James, Lily, and Sirius. Lily is rudely interrupted while folding origami birds and takes revenge on James. Sequel now out- The Mexican Bird of Death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Maximum Ride and the Catastrophe of Time by Mecha Springs reviews
For the hundredth time, the School has meddled with something beyond their control. Max, Fang, Iggy, and Nudge are sent thirty years into the past to a war-torn Hogwarts. Not even Angel could predict what would happen next...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,368 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010
Marauding Maximum Ride by Il Cielo Piove delle Stelle reviews
Max meets the Marauders at Hogwarts soon after she had discovered she was a little magic. She'd been kicked out of her flock, but what happens when they come back, attending Hogwarts, too? Rated K 'Cause I'm Paranoid. Set after STWAOES and Marauder Era!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 19,137 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/22/2010 - Published: 11/2/2009
The parent trap:winged version by flygirl101 reviews
max and fang had kids, but when they split they each took a kid. now 13 years later, Thorn and Rose meet at summer camp. so what happens when they switch and make a scheme worthy of there parents?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,712 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Max, Fang
A Pick Up Line a Day Keeps Lily Evans Away by fairytalefantasistx3 reviews
James Potter's pick-up lines annoy Lily, but they provide amusement for the rest of us.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 9,200 - Reviews: 1276 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Hearts On Fire by friendsqueen216 reviews
100 moments in the relationship of Fred and Angelina, some fluffy, some angsty, some humorous. Written for the 100 Stories Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,421 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Angelina J., Fred W.
No Tears by quitesirius reviews
No tears, little sister, Fred said, wiping away her tears with his thumb. Ginny remembers, and now it is her turn.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,687 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Ginny W., George W. - Complete
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More Than A Myth Chat Room reviews
Harry Potter, Maximum Ride, and Twilight characters all seem to find their way to the same chat room.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,608 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 7/15/2010
Dancing on Society reviews
100 one-shots all piled together about Luna Lovegood and an OC's friendship.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Luna L., OC
Revenge Among the Mad reviews
Ron went out with Lavender which drove Hermione to some insane extremes. Insane being the key word. Now Hermione wants revenge. And she's determined to get it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,188 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Hermione G.
Bella's Secret reviews
So you thought Edward was keeping secrets in their relationship? Of course he was! But did you ever suspect Bella? She's got a pretty huge secret herself. Rated T just to be safe...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,424 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Bella
Not the Quietest Wizard in the Lake reviews
Hermione asks McGonagall where the term 'Not the quietest wizard in the lake' comes from. Written because in ch 3 of Nala's Adventures in Hogwarts, Hermione is thinking about asking McGonagall the same thing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
Nala's Adventures in Hogwarts reviews
What happens when Hagrid befriends a miniature penguin and brings him home to the castle? Who will find out about it? Set in book three, the Prisoner of Azkaban, because they didn't already have enough to deal with.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,310 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.