Lady Nassah
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Joined 06-24-02, id: 230202, Profile Updated: 05-14-11
Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, and Virgin Suicides.

OK, I'm an 26 year old girl, living a monotonous life in the UK. I have a brother who publishes fantastic stories here by the name of Alexei Noire, so go check out his stories!

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Happy Endings by Anita reviews
Mahi Ahluwalia leads a perfectly imperfect life, but when she encounters someone carrying the same pain in their heart will she finally find the courage to make a change? Bachna Ae Haseeno/Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi
Bollywood - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,417 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Complete
Vieil Homme by Little Obsessions reviews
Mr Addams needs Glasses. Just a little fluffy drabble. None of this belongs to me, it belongs to Paramount and The Tee and Charles Addams foundation. The Addams Family.
Addams Family - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Complete
Why You Should Always Knock by ChocolateIsMyDrug reviews
From K3G. Title self-explanatory.
Bollywood - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Complete
Cheeni Kum 25 Years Later by believesvueo reviews
I love this movie. Tabu & Big AB were both amazing. Cheeni Kum is a May-December relationship between Nina "Tangdi Kebab" Verma and Bhudadev "Ghaas-pus" Gupta. Buddha is 30 years older than Nina. This story follows 25 years after they married.
Bollywood - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 7/6/2008
Jinke Sar Ho Ishq Ki Chaaon by plazmah reviews
A story about the item girl from Chaiyya Chaiyya from Dil Se, Malaika Arora's character. Nityapriya is finally running away, towards the life she has always dreamed of. Along the way there is mirth and music and a dance with a stranger.
Bollywood - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Complete
Big Momma Hermione by Alexei Noire reviews
Hermione Granger discovered that she had a great liking for Jaffa Cakes and grew and grew until she became the great bellowing beast that she is here. Chock full of pure nonsense and ... fun. READ IT!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,205 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/15/2006 - Published: 7/28/2005
Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah by MamaWeasley reviews
All eligible witches and wizards are required to adopt a child. Forced to make hasty decisions, several people choose children who will change their outlook on life forever. Response to the Adoption Act Challenge on WIKTT. SSHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,496 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 4/1/2006 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
In A Time Of Uncertainty by Marauder reviews
Years ago Percy and Oliver were together but an unfortunate combination of circumstances and lies split them up. Now, after the Ministry has officially announced Voldemort's return, they attempt to be a couple again. AU since HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 87,913 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/30/2004 - Published: 6/28/2003 - Percy W., Oliver W. - Complete
Who Are You and What Have You Done With My Dad? by Dracorum1 reviews
Lucius is drastically changed by a near death experience. But is it for the better? We'll let his wife and son decide that, who, I should mention, are completely freaked out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 57,649 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/31/2004 - Published: 5/20/2003 - Draco M., Lucius M.
Legally Blonde Hogwarts by Alexei Noire reviews
The life of men, make up and pink acessories! COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,794 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 5/5/2004 - Published: 8/15/2003 - Complete
Truth or Dare by Spunkz the wacked out Spaz reviews
Christmas. Those who stayed over are bored pee-less. So a rather exciting game of Truth or Dare starts, and envolves a certain Severus Snape nearly choking to death...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,910 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/3/2004 - Published: 7/15/2002
Dumbledore's Survey by Phantom Quill reviews
The Hogwarts Survey by Dumbledore! Many, many, many Chapters to go! .....NARCISSA NOW HERE!.......
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,184 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/15/2003 - Published: 7/22/2003
Therapy by Lady Feylene reviews
Albus decides that Severus needs to see a therapist. Too bad she's a total nutcase...(mild slash, OotP spoilers)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,040 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/28/2003 - Severus S., Remus L.
Black Magick by Alexei Noire reviews
Tales of the Black Family's time at Hogwarts! R&R pleeeeeeeease!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,586 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/26/2003 - Published: 8/15/2003
SnogWhore's School of Bitchcraft and Sodomy by Alexei Noire reviews
XXXThe Randiest School on the planet!XXX
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,513 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/21/2003 - Published: 8/15/2003
Harry Potter the Adult Years by Alexei Noire reviews
A Kerazy Adventure of Harry after Hogwarts!COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,430 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/15/2003 - Complete
Three Ficlets by Davenrood reviews
Fic One: The Slumber Party - The Hogwarts Teaching Staff has a slumber party. What will ensue?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,636 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/13/2003
A Sex Ed Lesson by Lady Feylene reviews
Snape has to give the fifth years the facts of life....(Very *very* mild slash hint)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 39 - Published: 1/27/2003 - Severus S.
Severus Snape and the SexEd Snafu by Grindylowe reviews
If you're going to read this, for the love of God do it safely.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 36 - Published: 10/31/2001 - Severus S. - Complete
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Till death do us part reviews
Albus and Minerva reach beyond the grave to tell the greatest love story their ever is. Find out exactly how Dumbledore defeated Grindelwald, how he and Minerva got together, basically, the story that was never told.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,952 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/15/2004 - Published: 10/9/2003 - Albus D., Minerva M.
Angel's aren't dirty reviews
The reason Cecilia really committed suicide. Almost.
Virgin Suicides - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/25/2003
An unexpected wedding reviews
Just before her wedding Buffy realises she's in love with someone who's not the groom *Complete*
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,181 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2003 - Buffy S., R. Giles - Complete
Childhood reviews
*COMPLETE*When a childhood potion goes awry on the last day of term, Hermione and Snape are stuck as their 6 year old selves. Havoc ensues and discoveries are made. But, once they are back to their old selves, what will happen?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,435 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/1/2003 - Published: 6/8/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
What's in the bag? reviews
*Complete*A story that started off as humourous, but got dark then fluffy. H/D slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,219 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 6/2/2003 - Published: 5/18/2003 - Complete