Ten Past Twelve
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Joined 03-26-10, id: 2302467, Profile Updated: 05-30-12
Author has written 10 stories for Twilight, Pokémon, Spore, and Demonata.

I'm making a move from Fanfiction.net to deviantArt, but I'll be leaving my stories up for posterity. They won't be updated, but if you do like them, don't hesitate to check out my newer fics on DA- I'll be using the handle Tenpasttwelve, no spaces. Yay.

Just in case you're a little intimidated and unsure of the wide, wide, widerange of stories that I've written fics for, I might be including stories from the fandoms of

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic - These are really for the sheer awesome of a crossover with One Piece. I'm definitely writing this one.

One Piece - The general idea of Devil Fruits and their convenience in any plot. This guy can turn anything he's touching upside-down? Oh, he's a DF user! SO. SEXY.

Percy Jackson - This is a bit of a maybe. I have some ideas, but I'm waiting for Heroes of Olympus to get wrapped up first, really.

Homestuck - You gotta flip it... turnways (-- totally not a quote)

Anything that I've ever posted a fic for - I still like all of them (with the sole exception of Twilight), so there is a very good chance that you'll see some of these popping up. Maybe even Twilight, if I want to commit three atrocities in one night.

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Harry Potter and the Natural 20 by Sir Poley reviews
Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates Fridays.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 72 - Words: 306,355 - Reviews: 5952 - Favs: 5,292 - Follows: 5,968 - Updated: 12/1/2017 - Published: 5/7/2012
Tales Of Flame by Buwaro reviews
A psychotic Charmander, a mentally-unstable Umbreon, an alcoholic Treecko and a lot of ninja asskickery from our third-person speaking Scyther. Oh and a genderbending psychic cat for good measure. Yep, no normal here. Redux chapters: 6
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 345 - Words: 698,986 - Reviews: 3564 - Favs: 780 - Follows: 529 - Updated: 8/5/2016 - Published: 6/12/2006
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 33935 - Favs: 22,149 - Follows: 17,018 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Reincarnation by Copper Hikari reviews
Three years ago, Pokemon Master Red was defeated at the hands of Gold. But a new threat has emerged, one that calls to the strongest trainers of all. The world will see that heroes do not die, but are simply reincarnated...
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 79,647 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 5/29/2007
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Glossed Glory
Grubbs is a hardened criminal with a stupid family. Dervish is the alleged Hero of Prophecy, and stockpiles unlikely and sometimes utterly useless weapons to this end. Bill-E is still a fat twit who's out of touch with reality. Is now officially dead. Welp.
Demonata - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,140 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/30/2012 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Grubbs G., Lord Loss
Crises of Sanity reviews
In the region of Johto, a new trainer is faced with the task of becoming the very best, that no-one ever was. But how can he, when the whole wide world seems to have lost all semblance of what Sanity has been named after?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 51,163 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 3/14/2011
Targets reviews
In the harsh world of the Apocalypse Archipelago, Ash Ketchum and his friends meet the enigmatic Jene family. Are they the trustworthy enemies of evil they claim to be? Or the emmisaries of destruction their enemies say they are? Rated for language.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Crime - Chapters: 19 - Words: 53,005 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/10/2011 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Ash K./Satoshi, May/Haruka
Firing Blind
When a girl wakes up with no memory, a forest erupts from a suburb. When a bounty hunter with a price over his head finds his world turned head-over-tails decides to repay a debt, he unwittingly signs up for a long and painful journey to a place far away.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,587 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 11/9/2010
Heroes reviews
Meet the quirky and strange crew of the 'Striker of Yggarf' a mercenary vessel that roams the galaxy, looking for things to do. Join them as they navigate through treacherous swamps, blow up libraries, and discover an alternate universe...
Spore - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,425 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 6/17/2010
The Magicians reviews
In the world created by the Kah-Gash, a new force is rising. The Reckoning seeks to defeat all who oppose it. One of those adversaries is the aloof Beranabus and his magical assistants. Rated for language and violence!
Demonata - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,430 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/4/2010 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Beranabus/Bran
Outcast: The Story of Oracle
When the young Lucario Ore is exiled from his clan, he is forced to make a living for himself. But that's never been one of his strong points, and he quickly gets caught up in an overly complicated plot to locate the enigmatic Captain. Prequel to Targets.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,536 - Published: 8/20/2010
Sunlight reviews
What do we get when Edward becomes a heroin addict, we give Bella autism and Jacob some form of ADHD? The stupidest parody of Twilight ever.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8/18/2010
Nightmares reviews
When the Volturi are attacked by a manifestation of pure evil, the Cullens are forced to fend off not only a crazed Aro's attack, but also their worst fears... The nightmare has begun.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,348 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Bella, Edward
Remember Before
A poem about what someone might say to a Pokemon when it's spent it's entire life in the heat of the battle.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Published: 6/15/2010