Author has written 5 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Ouran High School Host Club.
SO. You're reading this, which means you've read one of my fanfics, or are one of my friends (stalkers) and are just coming by to stare at what I write and marvel at how random I am. :3
Quick things about me.
anime i watch:
Mahou Sensei: Negima!
annnnnnd a few others...
(besides a few of the ones mentioned above)
-If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.
-If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.
-95 percent of people are concerned with being popular. If you are part
-If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile
If you support Gay Rights and are proud of it, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever fallen off of your bed, copy and paste this into you profile
If you've ever completely spaced out in the middle of a conversation, copy and paste this into you profile (I was distracted by my reflection. No joke.)
If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you believe rap & hip hop can give you ear cancer, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever tripped over an article of clothing you were wearing at the time, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever seen a movie or show or read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile (OURAN...)
If you agree that you have a problem when you start actually replying to yourself like there are two people in the room then copy and paste this in your profile
If you have ever been asked several times if you have escaped from a mental hospital, copy this onto your profile
If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile. (YES. AND I FORGET WHAT THEY ARE YET LAUGH AT THEM STILL)
If you're one of those people who get excited when you have just two reviews, copy and paste this into your profile
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over a pillow, copy this into your profile
If you think it's stupid that girls are automatically labeled with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile (IM WEARING BLACK I MUST BE A GUY. OMG I'VE BEEN WEARING THE WRONG UNDERWEAR ALL THESE YEARS?!)
If several inanimate objects hate you, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever gotten temporary memory loss and then suddenly remember at a total random moment, copy this into your profile.
"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If they are right... copy and paste this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile (*awkardly touches chest* I-I'M ALIVE!)
If you’ve ever made faces in front of a security camera then paste this in your profile. (I want the security camera watcher's job. XD)
If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever get a random urge to start screaming at the top of your lungs copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have ever turned around and questioned how you got on those subjects after an entire conversation, copy and paste this in to your profile
If you've ever yelled at an inanimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile
If that inanimate object now hates you more because you yelled at it, copy and paste this into your profile.
Anonymous Quotes that I'll let you guess where they're from (anime, manga, random shows/movies, original stories, fanfics...):
"How much signal do i need to cut across a lane? None? I turn now! GOOD LUCK EVERYBODY ELSE!"
"Min Gud...he almost hit me"
"what do you mean he almost hit you"
"i was on the sidewalk, HE was on the sidewalk"
"You don't think I'm garbage?" "Garbage is eww and you're not :)" "Besides if you were grabage you'd smell alot worse!"
"WHY ARE YOUR BREASTS STILL TWO DIFFERENT SIZES?!"
"Gay christmas-I mean french!"
"Fat christmas-I mean american!"
"Christmas in godless russia"
"Christmas in even godlesser china"
"Finnish christmas...where's that?"
"[Confronting the Yagyu guards as they are about to dispatch an innocent peasant] To serve your lord and do his bidding, is that honorable?"
"[scoffs] Of course it is."
"Even if that lord is an unimportant piece of shit?"
"[discussing the fireflies while in the hot springs]However-- they say that every once in a while, a male will try to attract another male."
"*awkwardly* ...time to go
"Bastard. Someday I'll make you cry like a little bitch."
"Little bitch? Do people actually say things like that? I've never heard it before."
"No matter how hot you might be, I can't forgive you for that!"
"Then show me those eyes. Not the eyes of those villagers who looked as if they'd seen a pile of shit. Not the old man's greedy, inflamed eyes. That day, those eyes. Those eyes that longed only for me."
"Man, I just, I'm not really good at talking to girls."
Why? You're hot!"
" [clears throat] Ya know, you're an appealing guy- man- guy- guy man."
"Come on, get up. Ask me some questions and if the chemistry's right, things will just start flowin'."
"Questions about what?"
"Anything. Ask me if I like... cheese."
" [laughing] Um, ok. Do you... like... cheese?"
[Girl's voice] Why yes I do. My favourite's gouda."
"What does your heart tell you?"
" I mean... which one would you rather see NAKED?"
"[making bizarre arm gestures] Who's ready to come out?"
"[imitating her expression] Kill me."
"He and I share something special."
"Oh what, that you've both been in your pants?"
"We share a vegan/nonviolent outlook on life."
"[under her breath, coughs] Hippie slut."
"You should totally wear underwear to school."
"I was so depressed I couldn't even enjoy the break-up sex."
"[the other girls look at her]"
"Oh my God I am such a slut!"