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Author has written 18 stories for Star Wars, Megamind, Star Wars: The Clone Wars, and Doctor Who.

I'm no longer very active here. I've sort of set sail on some... new ships. (I literally only write Sabriel now. Oops?) If you wanna ask me stuff or just chat, I'm on tumblr or the AO3 as aleatoryw. Maybe someday I'll finish some of this, but for now... It's been real, everyone! Peace out!

Name: Aleatory, or simply Tory.
Gender: female
Sexuality- Asexual. took me eighteen years to realize, but I'm ace
Age: A legit adult.

What do I do: reading, writing, acting, listening to music, playing with audio samples, making art, watching certain TV shows, playing piano and (very bad) guitar, tree climbing, fangirling, and just doing your average fun stuff.

Other: That picture? That's "AleatoryW" in circular Gallifreyan.

My typical writing: While I'm not a very romantic person in real life ((read: scoffs at relationships and instead spends Friday nights with her cat, scrolling the internet)), I like to ship quite a bit, and I find it hard to write anything that's not either emotional, humorous, or both. I like to throw in action, just to keep it fresh, but I can't write pure action very well. I've gotta add humor, shipping, or friendshipping, or angst if I want to create anything worth reading. Also, if I try to write without thoughts or dialogue it turns into angst- and not the good kind. rambly angst.
I have a style that includes lots of italics and...
I don't have anything M-rated on here, but my AO3 may one day include all the good stuff you've been waiting for.

Stuff that I like! (in no real order)
Fave characters and shippings, if applicable:

Doctor Who! * Matt Smith doctor/11th doctor. He's just... insane. A bit self-depreciating, wacky and carefree, with a side of wicked temper and utter immaturity. Donna is my favorite companion though. * 11/Idris TARDIS :3

Sherlock! * I don't even know. I can't choose. ((I call my roommate Sherlock- I'm John. So I guess my favorites are John and Sherlock, although Molly is pretty fantastic, in her own way.))

Supernatural! * I love all three of Team Free Will- but my "too precious for this world" character is Gabriel. * I do love Destiel, and Sabriel. Preferably both.

Star Wars (preferably the Clone wars era- better characters) * Obi-wan Kenobi, because he's got insane skill, and manages to keep the witty personality at the same time, even while being beat up. Also, Asajj Ventress. * Obi/Asajj... like you even needed to be told.

Firefly * Wash, because... he's Wash. "Mine is an evil laugh!"* Simon/Kaylee

Megamind * Megamind (as in the character), because he makes evil adorable. * Megamind/Roxanne.

Avengers! * Thor- Thor is best Avenger. I liked Loki more in the movie Thor than I did here- namely because of that one scene that gave me nightmares about him. * Hawkeye/BlackWidow- female assassin... male agent sent to kill her... turns her to his side... it's a pattern I like.

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic! * Fluttershy? Twilight? LUNA. * Cadence/Shining Armor- they're adorable :3 * I am most like Pinkie or Twilight... the two ponies most known for their mental breakdowns. I wonder if that's bad... I much prefer Friendship is Witchcraft- spectacular parody.

Harry Potter * Remus Lupin, because he's the best, most fun, most wonderful teacher Hogwarts will ever have, and is brilliant enough to make the Marauder's Map. * Not that big on shipping, to be honest.

A Very Potter Musical * Draco Malfoy- or Quirrel. ((Funny how this musical makes me like characters I couldn't stand in the books!)) * Draco/Hermionie

Avengers! * Don't make me choose I love the Avengers, all of the Avengers * Clintasha

A series of Unfortunate Events - breaking the pattern here to put in a plug for this series- fantastily written, with twists and turns and wibbly-wobbly everywhere. Great narration, ridiculous characters... just try it.

Dr. Horrible, Welcome to Night Vale, Fraiser, How I Met Your Mother, Merlin, The Hobbit, and Holy Musical B@man are also spectacular.

Stories you can expect to see from me soon! ((And by soon I mean probably in god knows when?))

Commencement: Dean and Castiel are graduating high school. Pretty much it's Destiel light fluff.

Detention with Severus: Ron decides to enact his revenge on Snape after receiving detention. Snape shall rue (yes, rue) the day he ever messed with Ronald Weasley! Just a silly fic involving messing with Snape, set around Harry's third year. No pairing.

Something with Remus and Nymph- I'm leaning towards fluff, but I might make it angsty. Most likely it'll be an 'almost' bedroom scene. ie, not a sex scene, but two people talking in bed before they go to sleep.

Party Hard ((Or don't, that usually works better)): Qui-gon and Anakin drag Obi-wan to a party. Obi-wan does not like parties. Hilarity ensues.

Great and Meaningful: Doctor Whooves, finding himself reversed two regenerations, with only a slight memory of his past, and somehow a pony, investigates a strange threat made against the pony world- could these strange "changelings" be an alien life form? More importantly, will he and his newfound friend Cloud Splash survive? Featuring Nine and an OC. Friendship/Adventure/Mystery
Great and Wonderful: A sequel to "Great and Meaningful". Doctor Whooves, finding himself alone and in the middle of a nasty regeneration, manages to enlist the help of simple earth pony Carrot Top. However, when changelings attack and timey-wimey stuff ends up with the Doctor meeting Discord, he's going to need as much help as he can get. Featuring Ten and Carrot Top. Friendship/Adventure
Great and Powerful: A sequel to "Great and Wonderful". Doctor Whooves, in need of a powerful unicorn, searches for Twilight Sparkle. Instead, he picks up a unicorn claiming to be the most powerful in Equestria- Trixie. Now Trixie must learn to be brave, strong, and clever if she wants to save her new friend's life and all of Equestria. Featuring Ten and Trixie. Friendship/Adventure
Great and Beautiful: A sequel to "Great and Powerful". Doctor Whooves, freshly regenerated, seeks out a new companion. He stumbles upon a lonely musician with a longing to explore the universe. She also just happens to share his love of bowties. Together they'll learn what "The stars will aid her escape" really means, and settle some timey issues the Doctor appears to be having with Luna. Featuring Eleven and Octavia. Friendship/Romance/Adventure.

Unamed- Megamind goes missing. Roxanne snoops out where he may be- a horrible research facility called The School. But she won't be able to rescue him alone. She'll need help from six kids who can FLY... but their help will cost her the best story of her life. Is rescuing a supervillain really worth it? Based off Maximum Ride and Megamind.

"The true test of friendship is that you will never sacrifice your male virgin friend to the male-virgin-eating gods of good grades no matter how bad your grades get."

"I swear on Holy Wizard God, and the esophagus of Tom Hiddleston, I will not abandon you!!" - something I spouted out one day without thinking.

"I've got a craving for toast, but I'm not sure if I actually want toast, or it's an expression of my desire to murder someone."

"I think we've officially crossed the line of sanity." "You mean that line, way back there?" Myself and a friend

"Actually, we're all insane here, some of us are just in denial." -myself and my co-author, Terra Young

"When you're a kid, they tell you it's all grow up. Get a job, get married, get a house, have a kid, and that's it. But the truth is, the world is so much stanger than that. It's so much darker. And so much madder. And so much better." Doctor Who

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I am a mature, responsible adult... Whoops, finally broke the internet with a lie that big.

"I am definitely a madman with a box." -Eleven

'Immature' is just a word used to describe the fun people of the world.

Crazy? I'm not crazy. The voices in my head told me so.

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Find My Way Back Home by Toni America reviews
After failing Dooku for the last time, Asajj Ventress finds herself memory-less in the care of Obi Wan Kenobi. Can the jedi master heal the broken acolyte without falling in love or being expelled in the process? Pairings: Ventress/Obi Wan. UPDATED.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,491 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/25/2012 - Published: 9/27/2010 - A. Ventress, Obi-Wan K.
You Could Be Paying for this Yourself by The Disreputable Writer reviews
Gabriel introduces his boyfriend, Sam, to his ex-boyfriend: Mayhem from the Allstate commercials . Hilarity ensues. Gabe is amused. Sam is not. And Dean might kill this guy if he doesn't get away from Dean's car. Sam/Gabe and Dean/Cas.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,221 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Gabriel, Sam W. - Complete
Saving my Thief by Rael Ellan reviews
My Thief is sick, and I have to save him from himself. Again.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/8/2011 - 11th Doctor, TARDIS - Complete
An Evening With Mrs Doctor by zaida.thorngage reviews
An intimate moment between the Doctor and his TARDIS is interrupted by Amy. **Set some time between "The Doctor's Wife" and "The Almost People"**
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/3/2011 - 11th Doctor, TARDIS - Complete
What Now by Scfilover reviews
Another AU version of Obi-Wan/Asajj. Anakin chooses the light in ROTS. Obi-Wan realizes he's carried too much alone for too long and needs to fully heal from the past. He goes to Rattatak to mourn Asajj but is she really gone?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,161 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Obi-Wan K., A. Ventress - Complete
New Road by Scfilover reviews
AU: Recovering from Dooku's betrayal at Boz Pity Asajj Ventress strives to rebuild herself and Rattatak. She doesn't know her interactions with Obi-Wan, Anakin and the order are far from over. Begins a few months before Revenge of the Sith.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,636 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/29/2010 - A. Ventress, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Tis the Season by Jedi-Dreamer101 reviews
Christmas is coming but with chaos! Ahsoka goes on a desperate mission to prove Santa Claus is real, Anakins mad because Padme won't be home for Christmas, Obi Wan and Asajj get snowed in at the sepertist base and many other mishaps along the way.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/20/2010 - Published: 11/13/2010
The Great Outdoors by Jedi-Dreamer101 reviews
Anakin,Obi Wan, and Ahsoka set off camping, but then realize there lost with there arch enamy Asajj Ventress. What they must face is poison ivy, skunks, rain and all the other misfortunes of camping. Please read and review.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,083 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 4/28/2010
Darkness Embodied by ArmedWithAPen reviews
Secluded in the darkness of a desert night, a reborn Sith and a patient Jedi Master discuss the meaning of the universe. Obi-Wan/Ventress, of sorts. One-shot.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,493 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Obi-Wan K., A. Ventress - Complete
Possession by ArmedWithAPen reviews
Ventress' mission has failed. Obi-Wan's has just begun. Obi-Wan/Ventress. One-shot.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,833 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Obi-Wan K., A. Ventress - Complete
Steaming by ArmedWithAPen reviews
The night plagues a Jedi Master's mind with thoughts concerning Dooku's dark acolyte. Obi-Wan/Ventress. One-shot.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Obi-Wan K., A. Ventress - Complete
Irony by Christy Tortland reviews
An accident causes Asajj Ventress to have memory loss. And consequently, she falls madly in love with the first man she sets eyes on. Needless to say, the results are humorous. AU Clone Wars.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,321 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 4/13/2010 - Published: 2/19/2009 - A. Ventress, Obi-Wan K.
Meant To Be by Lincoln Six Echo reviews
A ROTS AU. What if Obi-Wan was wounded on Utapau and unable to leave the planet? What if he was helped in his fight against Sidious and Vader by the most unlikely of allies?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,293 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Obi-Wan K., A. Ventress - Complete
Bye Bye Beautiful by Kakashis-First-Kiss reviews
Dooku can kiss Ventress good-bye. Because she's in Obi-Wan's hands now, and they haven't been flirting the entire time for nothing. Ventress/Obi-Wan.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 51,412 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Complete
Lost In Darkness by Lincoln Six Echo reviews
ROTS AU. Across the galaxy three men, a Jedi Master, a Jedi Knight and a blind healer have visions of Padme's death. Will this change the galaxy's future? QuiGon, ObiWan, Anakin, Asajj Ventress.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,914 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/5/2008 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Obi-Wan K., A. Ventress - Complete
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Perspective and Principle reviews
Bounty hunter Asajj Ventress finds her old enemy Kenobi badly wounded, but things are not as they seem. He has no memory of her, and with his life slipping away, she wants answers. But the person who holds them isn't on the best of terms with her- and he's just as confused as she. Rated T for violence/horribly wounded Kenobi. Ventures into many genres. R&R please!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,859 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Obi-Wan K., A. Ventress
Asajj Ventress versus Civilization reviews
Ventress knows very little about being, as Obi-wan puts it, 'civilized'. Therefore, she must battle daily against the many aspects of normal life that she just doesn't understand. Full summary inside.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,543 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 12/12/2011 - A. Ventress
Fundraising isn't my Forte reviews
The Jedi Order is flat Broke. To combat this, the Council has given Obi-wan and Anakin a rather unusual task, but Obi-wan is outright refusing to participate. Because he has dignity, standards, and no idea how to face his crush. Humorous one-shot. Mid-Clone Wars era.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
My Beautiful Sleepy Idiot reviews
When the Doctor decides he doesn't need to sleep, no one can convince him otherwise. No one, that is, except perhaps his beloved Sexy. 11th Doctor/TARDIS fluffy one-shot, set any time after Doctor's Wife.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,351 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/14/2012 - 11th Doctor, TARDIS - Complete
Cleverlight: the Story of a Heroine reviews
Sequel to Cleverlight: the Story of a Villainess. Asajj is beginning a new life as a hero, but with the looming danger of arrest, kidnap, and murder, that may be harder than she hopes...
Crossover - Star Wars & Megamind - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,826 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/22/2012 - Published: 2/10/2012 - A. Ventress, Megamind
Of Her Two Jedi reviews
Asajj Ventress has spent years trying to kill Obi-wan Kenobi. Why? He killed the two people who mattered to her most- Ben and Ky, her two Jedi. T for violence.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,661 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/21/2012 - A. Ventress
HeartSoar Day reviews
Asajj Ventress's undercover mission becomes a drudgery when she realizes it's on the most romantic holiday of the year- HeartSoar day. When she runs into Kenobi, things can only get worse...
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,566 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/18/2012 - A. Ventress, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Broken reviews
Obi-wan's been beaten, tortured, and humiliated, and now bought as a slave. His new master, however, is full of surprises. Short One-shot. Title may change. Based off of "Kidnapped" and "Slaves of the Republic"
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Obi- Wan K., Asajji Ventress
Shadow of a Romance reviews
When Obi-wan faces Asajj Ventress, who he believed to be dead, both realize their true feelings for eachother, which can lead only to trouble. Meanwhile, Ahsoka decides to be a reporter, Rex falls for Aayla, and Anakin discovers his life is insane.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,960 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 5/17/2010 - A. Ventress, Obi-Wan K.
Cleverlight: the Story of a Villainess reviews
Asajj Ventress, better known as the dangerous Cleverlight, has been resident villain of Jedi Temple for as long as anyone can remember... Full summary inside.
Crossover - Star Wars & Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,517 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 4/26/2011 - A. Ventress, Megamind - Complete
Bonded reviews
Neither one of them wanted this. At least, they said they didn't. But time together may be just what they each crave. Rated T to be safe.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,510 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/15/2011 - Published: 9/2/2010 - A. Ventress, Obi-Wan K.
Betrayal reviews
After Dooku nearly kills her, Asajj thinks there is only one person left to believe: General Kenobi, who has promised to keep her safe no matter how many rules he has to break. But is he trustworthy? Or is he using her for information? rated T for torture
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,043 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 10/18/2010 - A. Ventress, Obi-Wan K.
The grass is colder on the dark side reviews
When Count Dooku decides that the Seperatists should 'go green', he takes it to extremes that neither Ventress nor Greivous would like to put up with. just a humorous one-shot, mid-clone-wars-era
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Count Dooku - Complete
Scemes are best left until a few days after reviews
Megamind had no desire to put off his evil scheme, but considering Miss Ritchie's condition, he has no real choice. pre-movie, non-AU, very short one-shot.
Megamind - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Megamind - Complete
Ahh, Family, Nothing like Family reviews
When Leia hosts a family reunion, things get out of hand. After all, Han never did like Anakin, and Padme and Mara are worse still. Can Obi-wan smooth things over, or will he only make them worse? post RotJ, Han/Leia, Luke/Mara, Anakin/Padme, Obi/Asajj.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,296 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Leia O., Obi-Wan K. - Complete
The death of a lost warrior reviews
She needed his forgiveness before she gave in to death. He needed her to accept it. WARNING: very, very, very angsty. a short oneshot.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Complete
Hair Cream reviews
Obi-wan learns that commercials are not always acurate-and sometimes, they can be real heartbreakers. At least, to certain bald assassins. Obisajj.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2010 - A. Ventress, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Datapad Secrets reviews
After Asajj writes her innermost secret on a datapad, she desperately hopes Grievous won't read it, but even that wouldn't be as bad as if Skywalker, or worse still,Kenobi found it. Naturally, they do, and the results are interesting. One-shot
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,740 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2010 - A. Ventress, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
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