TheCrazyAlchemist
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Joined 03-26-10, id: 2303178, Profile Updated: 09-26-12
Author has written 3 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, iCarly, Twilight, and Avatar.

YO!

My name is Emma, a 17 year old native Texan whose favorite pass time is to slack off.
Now, a long, long, long time ago, this account was weaboo'd to the max with my weaboo-esque grammar and shit.
NOT ANY MORE!!

I have returned full-on to create fanfiction for the enjoyment of all!
Please excuse my less-than-average writing skills... I've seen the brilliance that some of the people post on here and there's no way in this existing universe I'll ever be able to create something of that wonderful magnitute.

Anyways- Just a fair warning: I most likely will not update often and all of my previous stories have been deleted due to the horrific guilt trips they impended upon my poor, matured brain.


NOW FOR MY INTERESTS AND OTHER NOT SO INTERESTING FACTS

FANDOMS:

ANIME
Fullmetal Alchemist (Most of my fics are circulated around this particularly)
Steins;Gate (I may or may not think of something for this one)
Princess Jellyfish
Panty and Stocking
Gurren Lagann
Pokemon
Studio Ghibli Films
(I have countless others, but I'm trying to keep it short. More to be added later if I find them worthy enough to list within ten items)

MOVIES:
Tangled
Pan's Labyrinth
Treasure Planet
The Titanic
UP
Finding Nemo
Madagascar (1-3)
Shrek (1,2, and 4)
The Matrix
Underworld
League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
Bernie
Toy Story
How To Train Your Dragon
Road to Eldorado
Princess and the Frog

MUSIC:
Pearl Jam
Asian Kung Fu Generation
Vocaloid
Dave Matthews
The Eurythmics
ShineE
Regina Spektor
2NE1
Carly Rae Jepsen
1 Direction (It's kinda love/hate for this bunch. I blame a certain website for eventually converting me to this darkness.)
Johnny Cash
Tom Jones
Green Day
Maroon 5
Adele
Lady Gaga (I personally just love her for her voice)
Maralyn Manson
Korn
Celldwellers
Disney Soundtracks
Dead Man's Bones
The White Stripes
Jack White
YUI
Perfume

TUMBLR.

If you don't know, don't ask. If we have the same fandoms, then feel free to PM me and I will gladly exchange URLS

I DO have a deviantart. But, I am naturally a very strong procrastinator, so getting my works all the way to the scanner is just completely out of the question. This status will change as soon as I start to upload art again. So far, I've got 2 crappy pictures and a shit ton of favorited works. :P

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Eternal Soul by iTorchic reviews
Aang has died after being struck by lightning from the fight with Azula, and Ed is trying to get out of Gluttony's stomach at the same time. What happens when Edward agrees, unwillingly thanks to The Truth and his constant interference in his life, to help Aang and in the process, becomes the new Avatar? Mangabase. Rewritten as of 7/16/14. Updated daily.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,014 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Edward E., Aang
Winry's New Automail Designs by iTorchic reviews
Winry has gotten ahold of some new designs for Edward's automail and they go from useful to epic to downright strange. Things are going to get crazier, that's for sure! Semi-crack. Similar to my story '333 Ways to Get Kicked out of HQ'. I hope you enjoy!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 6,015 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 7/16/2014 - Published: 5/9/2010
The Fullmetal Titan by Cdc100 reviews
Edward Elric is a new resident at Jump City. When the city is in danger, the Teen Titans must turn to the Fullmetal Alchemist for help. EdWin, RobStar.
Crossover - Teen Titans & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,515 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 6/15/2014 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Robin, Edward E.
Soul Alchemy by Wa7tch1nK1d reviews
When Soul is badly wounded with a witches spell pulling away his very soul, Maka attempts to heal him with something she finds in Medusa's notebooks mysteriously labeled as alchemy...
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 12,080 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 1/24/2014 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Edward E., Maka A.
Beauty and the Beast: Edvy 100 Themes by Moonlit Water Sunny River reviews
Enemies, nothing more, nothing less, but neither Ed nor Envy are known for being particularly honest with themselves. Sometimes about Ed, sometimes about Envy, sometimes about both of them, sometimes about them kissing. 100 Themes of Edvy, because we didn't have any yet. Now complete.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 100 - Words: 82,701 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Edward E., Envy - Complete
Circle of Influence by Ruinous Crow reviews
That night, he met more than Miss Policewoman. He met an investigator, a person who seemed strangely interested in exorcists… a doctor by the name of Edward Elric. No Slash.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,907 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Edward E., Allen Walker
You found me by MiscellaneousTopics reviews
So what happens when Edward, a history teacher, finds Envy, a druggie and a old high school class mate, on the streets? AU Edward and Envy are the main pairing but the side ones are: Roy and Riza, Al and Winry, Lin and Ran Fan. Yaoi, slash, guy and guy
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,606 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Edward E., Envy - Complete
333 and More Ways to Get Kicked Out of HQ by iTorchic reviews
Have you heard of the '333 ways to get kicked out of Wal-mart? Well, here's an FMA twist on it with the whole cast! It's manga and 1st anime based. Rated: T. This is just to get rid of writers block and supress my boredom. XD COMPLETE CRACK.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 28,427 - Reviews: 1786 - Favs: 751 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Complete
FMA NCIS by Ignis Animae reviews
Edward and Alphonse Elric appear at NCIS when a transmutation goes wrong. When two marines go missing and two are murdered all clues point to the Elrics. But the daughter of the missing marines are determind to prove them inncoent and get Al's body back.
Crossover - NCIS & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,096 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 4/16/2010
A Set of Circumstances by Snippy-the-Sniper reviews
ON HIATUS this acutally involves Vampire Knight as well Ed gets sent back to our world Zero and Yuuki are being hunted by the vampire hunters and Ciel gets caught up in it all while trying to investigate something for the queen
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,065 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/30/2010 - Published: 2/5/2010
Convergence by sylveisaque reviews
Discontinued, pending complete overhaul. Once the new story is posted, I'll add a chapter to this with links, and a few months later, this will be removed.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 8/15/2008
Spankings by Bloody Winged reviews
I'll post my Roy/Ed drabbles here in the future, most of them standing on their own. There may or may not more to come. WARNING: Please read individual warnings on top of the drabble
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/13/2010 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Innocence is the Key by Allen the Musician reviews
When Edward Elric is tossed into a strange new world he is desperate to find a way back home. Unfortunately alchemy doesn't seem to work but when he meets a boy with strange powers, the answer may be closer than either of them thought. FMA/DGM crossover.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,226 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Edward E., Allen Walker
Tormented Souls by OhJay reviews
Anime verse. Ed ends up in nineteenth century Germany with his father instead of the 1920's. Do to some recent circumstances Ed meets the millennium Earl as well as Allen Walker and the other exorcists, then fate changes everything.T for violence EdxWinry
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,778 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Edward E., Allen Walker - Complete
Falling into Myself: Behind the Scenes! by iTorchic reviews
It's time to ask your favorite characters from FMA, or me, some questions or even give us a dare or two! I accept all reviews and all of us are ready to awnser ANY question! It can either be about the story or anything in general! Rated T.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,669 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Edward E. - Complete
Metal Men by BandGeek99 reviews
Hiccup has more in common with the town's doctor than he realizes. No pairings, drabble-ish. Spoilers for end of anime kinda and movie.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,824 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Edward E., Hiccup
Childproofing an Elric by iTorchic reviews
All is peaceful after the Promised Day and things begin to get creative in Risembool for the former Fullmetal Alchemist. Especially when bubble wrap is involved. SPOILERS FOR CHAPTER 108! YES PEOPLE, CHAPTER 108. Rated K. Just a small thing to end FMA!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Edward E. - Complete
W i n e r e l l a ! by kisshustar reviews
Basically an FMA version of Cinderella. Winry never thinks that she'll ever find her Prince Charming, especially with her ugly sisters around; but will her dreams come true?
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Cinderella - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,201 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Winry R.
Falling into Myself by iTorchic reviews
This takes place during the last episode. When Edward dies, he becomes part of the gate to get his brother's body back, but when he gets out, he ends up in an anime convention in 2009! Rated T. pairings are involved. Completed, please read sequel as well!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 100,565 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Tag Teamed by Artemis Rae reviews
An Agni Kai, two firebenders, and their long suffering girlfriends. Roy/Riza, Zuko/Mai. Crack.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Roy M., Zuko - Complete
A Tale of Two Slackers by Kame-tan reviews
Roy teachs Komui how to get rid of paperwork...Riza teaches Lenalee how to stop that.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & D.Gray-Man - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Roy M., Komui Lee - Complete
The Dawning of a New Era by Vita-de-Incendia reviews
UP FOR ADOPTION: bella is back at school and theres a new kid. somethings off about him..and his seemingly personality swings. when edward cant get into his mind..then something is terribly wrong.especially when he threatens bellas life.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,066 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Edward E., Bella
Whispers in the Rain by Sora Livana reviews
Rain pounded heavily as it hit the soaked ground, hammering loudly onto the wet pavement. It was the stranger’s eyes. They were golden, staring at him blankly... A Fullmetal Alchemist and Harry Potter Crossover... Now complete!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 29,052 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 8/4/2008 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Edward E. - Complete
Normal by Hydok reviews
He wasn't much to look at, a loner with a death glare... Oneshot xover with Fullmetal Alchemist
Crossover - Teen Titans & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Edward E. - Complete
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Amestrian Na'vi reviews
What happens is the Amestrians try to overthrow the Na'vi? Well, Edward has to save them all! Read to learn more! Rated T for Ed's mouth.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Avatar - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Edward E., Jake S.
Fullmetal Vampire reviews
What happens after Ed and Al close the gate to shamballa? Well, neither of them turn into vampires, that's for sure. just to make sure the title doesn't confuse you. Please enjoy it!
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/25/2010 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Edward E.
iCanDoAchemy reviews
This little icarly bit we are showing tonight was completely messed up due to three alchemists who got mixed up in a battle and ended up on earth. How did they get there? IDK! But Ed goes to school, Roy gets a job, and Al works with spencer!
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,339 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 6/23/2010