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Joined 03-26-10, id: 2303198, Profile Updated: 02-13-12
Author has written 4 stories for Despicable Me, Looking for Group, and My Little Pony.

Indeed...

"What kind of God... CAN'T SAVE A SINGLE DAMN THING?!" ~Luffy

I am a girl. That for the starters. Don't get confused by the user name. I'm saying because many people DO get confused. :D

I freakin' love writing. My problem is, my inspiration comes and goes. Odd. And kind of sad. :\

I am a true fangirl of very few things. One of them is Steven Urkel. If that surprises you, my taste is (sadly :c ) stopping me from fangirling over anything too normal or socially acceptable - like Johnny Depp for example. And boy, do I love that guy. But it did not last, sorry Johnny.XD

What do I like? Boy, I could write a book. There is hardly any genre of film, literature, music or game or anything that genuinely repulses me. Unless it is something that is way too repulsive in general, or twisted to the point even people with strong(er) stomach like me get the urge to throw up. That's right, I'm talking about trolling stuff. Those that have you gagging as their goal. Not cool. :\

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Ashendale by MindfulWrath reviews
Richard origins fic. Because everyone has to start somewhere.
Looking for Group - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,402 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Complete
Asleep in a Blizzard by RinnySega reviews
COMPLETED. Benson's depression is slowly getting worse as the summer draws to a close. Will he have a saving grace or be in too deep by the time winter comes around? Warning: Language and Abuse. Update: Now a comic over at DeviantArt
Regular Show - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 102,198 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Benson - Complete
Discordant Feelings by cartuneslover17 reviews
Sequel to "Could Have Been". Though the events of Discord are behind them, Twilight still thinks about the spirit of disharmony. Thoughts kept to herself, she realizes that some of the things she does remind her of him...and how she DOES miss him.
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 183,435 - Reviews: 801 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Twilight Sparkle, Discord - Complete
Valkyrie's Tears by Sweethearted reviews
Cheery little shorts that explore the multitude of ways one specific girl can fall apart without one specific living skeleton. Angstiness abounds.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 140 - Words: 12,305 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P.
Madcap Moments by NightOwl360 reviews
Moments with Gru and the girls as they learn to become a family, discover the past, and look toward the future. Sometimes what seems like a beautiful coincidence, is really the beginning of fate.
Despicable Me - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,895 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 8/15/2010
It Takes a Village by Determamfidd reviews
Spike only wants things to stay the same. Time, however, has other ideas. He's going to need a lot of help... An Everypony Story.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 142,147 - Reviews: 1257 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Spike, Twilight Sparkle - Complete
Pumpkin Petals by Azure129 reviews
A oneshot set before the events of the movie, focusing on Jack and Sally and their friendship...that would lead to something more. Very romantic, very fluffy, we've tried not to make it cheesy though, I swear! R&R, please! An AzureNintendo production!
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 43,820 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Jack S., Sally - Complete
The Guest by LostCompass reviews
Fear is the oldest, greatest hunter. Oneshot.
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Horror/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,271 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Published: 5/6/2011
And I Wilt Always Love You by VJpokie2u reviews
The day has finally come for Wilt to be adopted. Will Frankie confess her feelings for him? One Shot. WILTxFRANKIE.
Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,777 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Wilt, Frankie - Complete
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Learning ABCs Adorable, Bothersome, Chaotic reviews
Discord is released from his stone prison for a chance for redemption, but is watched by Twilight Sparkle who wishes to learn more of his powers and himself. Through everyday antics she starts seeing more in the draconequues than meets the eye.
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 110,262 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Twilight Sparkle, Discord - Complete
Make 'em laugh, make 'em laugh, make 'em laugh! reviews
Sequel to "Hey hey, you you". The group is back with crazy adventures, including the curse of fanservice, Internet legends, silly references and more to come! Trying its best to remain canon, set before comic got serious. Contains slight Benny x Cale
Looking for Group - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,737 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 1/22/2012
Despicable We reviews
Gru very suddenly decides to quit villainy. Girls are happy about the news, but soon after, a most despicable personality starts coming out form Gru. What has happened? And why did he quit villainy in first place?
Despicable Me - Rated: K - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,786 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 8/5/2010
Hey hey, you you, I want to be your girlfriend! reviews
Somewhat cracky fanfic about two lovebirds that were -not- meant to be. Richard and Cale fluff. This parody is written purely for the laughs, but the actual shipper might enjoy it. ;D
Looking for Group - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,194 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Complete