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"I think of myself as an intelligent, sensitive human with the soul of a clown, which always forces me to blow it at the most important moments." -Jim Morrison

"I don't play a good victim, so I'm always the nasty little guy." -Danny DeVito

"Each of us wages a private battle each day between the grand fantasies we have for ourselves and what actually happens." -Cartoonist Cathy Guisewite

"I guess I'm too self-obsessed to think of anything that isn't personal." -Quentin Tarantino

"I have no intention of uttering my last words on stage, darling. Room service and a couple of depraved young women will do me quite nicely for an exit." -Peter O'Toole

"Words and music must be so inseparably wedded to each other that they are like one." -Cole Porter

"I don't want to run around with new people. I feel safer with my friends." -Adam Sandler

"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall in an open sewer and die." -Mel Brooks

"I knew what I had, and I worked the fuck out of it." -Courtney Love

"I sing to the realists: people who accept it like it is." -Aretha Franklin

"I can always be distracted by love but, eventually, I get horny for my creativity." -Gilda Radner

"Just because you like my stuff doesn't mean I owe you anything." -Bob Dylan

"Don't make me a role model for anything." -Dennis Quaid

"I do unto others what they do unto me, only worse." -Jimmy Hoffa

"Today, I will rely on the language of love and understanding. If that doesn't work, I'll go back to fear and intimidation." -Pat McCormick

"A perfect lover is the one who turns into a pizza at 4 A.M." -Anonymous

"Winning isn't everything, it's the only thing." -Vince Lombardi

"It destroys one's nerves to be amiable everyday to the same human being." -Benjamin Disraeli