Citrusy Snicket
hide bio
Follow . Favorite
Joined 06-24-02, id: 230394
Author has written 4 stories for Series Of Unfortunate Events, and Harry Potter.
Hi People! Just a few things you need to know bout me
1)I am very, very crazy.
2)I like the words Squeegee, Shoebox, and Button
3)I'm very into musicals, esspecially those by Stephen Sondheim
4)I like, in diminishing order of absolute coolness: A Series of Unfortunate Events, Artemis Fowl, Amelia Atwater-Rhodes, and Harry Potter
5)NANANANANANANA SCHMUEL YOU GET TO BE HAPPY! NANANANANA I GIVE YOU UNLIMETED TIME!!!!!!!

That's it! See you all later!

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Hogwarts America by I Stalk Snape on Weekends reviews
What if Hogwarts was based in America? What would Harry and his friends, or even Snape be like if they were American? God help us all if they were….
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,479 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/3/2004 - Published: 12/14/2002 - Harry P., Severus S.
When Broadway Divas Meet by Lois Lane1 reviews
I read "When Musical Ladies Meet" and found that it was missing some characters. Read that one first and then read mine. When the divas meet this time they have to vote on two new members.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/18/2003
The Last Declaration of Lord Voldemort by thecoffeebringer reviews
WARNING: Extreme pointlessness. Title pretty much sums it up.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/3/2001 - Harry P., Severus S.
Potter Rhapsody by Mother Mercury reviews
All right, I admit it, I'm a die-hard Queen fan. So, for my first ever song fic, I did it to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody. It's a bit ... well... I really don't know how to explain it, so just read it yourself. It's from Harry's POV about the night Voldi
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/26/2001
How Joanne Ruined Many Lives on Barbados-Part 1 by Arabella Black reviews
I'm sorry about starting a new sort of series, it's just that the full the would be too long! A person named Joanne ruins everybody's Christmas and assigns half of them different names. Please R/R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/7/2001
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

The Hogwarts Drama Club Presents: Sweeny Todd! reviews
What would happen if Hogwarts did a production of Stephen Sondheim's Sweeny Todd? Well, read this demented peice of insanity and find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/2/2004 - Harry P., Luna L.
Draco Malfoy and the reviews
Fifth Year At Hogwarts, from the Draco Malfoy point of veiw.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/17/2003 - Draco M.
A Cruel Wind At My Shoulders reviews
She should've gotten her letter. She should have gone to Hogwarts. She didn't.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4/17/2003 - Voldemort
The Slippery Slope reviews
My version of the Slippery Slope. Slight parody involved here. Violet and Klause make it to a ski logde, and strang coincidences are left and right. Please R&R
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,810 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/6/2003 - Published: 2/17/2003