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The Right to Live
by Eilwynn reviews
Freed from her cage, Uzumaki Naruto sets out to show the world all that it takes for granted. Rated for safety. WARNING: FemNaruto, with eventual romantic relationships with male characters. (My one unfinished story.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 129,928 - Reviews: 1652 - Favs: 2,622 - Follows: 2,187 - Updated: 9/11 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus
by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
As the unwitting personification of Death, reality exists to Lily through the veil of a backstage curtain, a transient stage show performed by actors who take their roles only too seriously. But as the Girl-Who-Lived, Lily's role to play is the most important of all, and come hell or high water play it she will, regardless of how awful Wizard Lenin seems to think she is at her job.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 42 - Words: 246,136 - Reviews: 3362 - Favs: 4,449 - Follows: 4,608 - Updated: 8/25 - Published: 12/8/2013 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
by Inert aka Dr. Snakes reviews
Uzumaki Naruto was born to be a shinobi. He was supposed to be a killer; a protector of unparalleled skill. His lineage and the demon in his gut ensured that. In canon, his growth was stunted. In here, he had a reason to be strong. He has to survive. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 192,785 - Reviews: 2727 - Favs: 6,383 - Follows: 6,696 - Updated: 8/19 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Naruto U.
by Inert aka Dr. Snakes reviews
Uzumaki Naruto grew up with lofty goals, guts, and determination. Instincts of a born fighter made him grow; duty to his home drove him. As the battle lines begin to blur, he must find a way to reconcile all he's ever known with the man he hopes to become. Massive AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 96,422 - Reviews: 1248 - Favs: 3,408 - Follows: 3,116 - Updated: 8/2 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Naruto U.
by romantiscue reviews
Harry was never the only person with a penchant for tripping into the most absurd of situations. Reincarnated!Hermione. Somewhat darker than the usual take on Naruto. Political machinations. Character progression. Strong friendship, no romance.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 190,985 - Reviews: 3329 - Favs: 4,626 - Follows: 5,377 - Updated: 7/1 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Hermione G., Sakura H., Team Seven
Applied Cultural Anthropology, or
by jacobk reviews
... How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cruciatus. Albus Dumbledore always worried about the parallels between Harry Potter and Tom Riddle. But let's be honest, Harry never really had the drive to be the next dark lord. Of course, things may have turned out quite differently if one of the other muggle-raised Gryffindors wound up in Slytherin instead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 162,375 - Reviews: 2536 - Favs: 4,148 - Follows: 5,331 - Updated: 4/27 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S.
by True Radical Dreamer reviews
Blind loyalty is simple. The problem only begins when the world makes you open your eyes. Sakura-centric, AU, pre-timeskip.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 176,790 - Reviews: 827 - Favs: 1,090 - Follows: 1,260 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Sakura H.
Written in Reverse
by JMenace reviews
Once the possibility of chakra migrating through time and space has been accepted, the soul is only a lunging step away. Two legendary lovers escape to the past in order to save themselves, each other, and maybe the world- if there's time. A story of transmigration, yandere tendencies, and far more spiritual incest than Naruto ever signed up for. (Time Travel) (Naru/fem!Sasu) (AU)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 68,653 - Reviews: 886 - Favs: 2,722 - Follows: 2,820 - Updated: 12/25/2015 - Published: 11/12/2014 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.]
by brainthief reviews
Magic can solve all the Wizarding World's problems. What's that? A prophecy that insists on a person? Things not quite going your way? I know, lets use this here ritual to summon another! It'll be great! - An eighteen year old Harry is called upon to deal with another dimension's irksome Dark Lord issue. This displeases him. EWE - AU HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 159,580 - Reviews: 2872 - Favs: 6,953 - Follows: 8,832 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 4/4/2015 - Harry P.
by TwinTrouble reviews
Indefinite babysitting duty was so not on Kakashi's list of things he wanted to do with his life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 142,550 - Reviews: 3081 - Favs: 5,150 - Follows: 5,355 - Updated: 10/18/2015 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
by Sythe reviews
Naruto had gone to his last battle with Madara fully prepared to die with his enemy. He did not think he'd be manipulated by old toad sages and thrown to the far past. He did not expect to wake up in the Senju clan compound either.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 185,964 - Reviews: 1739 - Favs: 3,141 - Follows: 3,030 - Updated: 9/6/2015 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Naruto U., Hashirama S., Madara U., Tobirama S.
Wand and Shield
by Morta's Priest reviews
The world is breaking. War and technology push on the edge of the unbelievable as S.H.I.E.L.D. desperately tries to keep the peace. Soldier and scientist no longer hold the line alone, as an ancient fire burns alongside them. The last of all wizards.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 260,787 - Reviews: 6801 - Favs: 11,862 - Follows: 13,628 - Updated: 7/22/2015 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Harry P.
by ElectraSev5n reviews
It's all about your perspective, really. She may have been kidnapped by a lunatic, or this might be an interesting new employment opportunity. She'll hang around for now- she doesn't have anything better to do. This is the sequel to 'Vapors', an OC story that loosely follows the conventions of a SI. I don't recommend starting here, I really don't.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 226,831 - Reviews: 1168 - Favs: 1,307 - Follows: 1,205 - Updated: 5/1/2015 - Published: 7/20/2014
by nuhuh reviews
It all goes wrong when Dumbledore gives Harry the choice to go back and fight Voldemort or move on. Harry is taken before he can make that choice and is thrown in an unexpected afterlife. Now he is on a mission to fight his way back to his own world.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 106,637 - Reviews: 1299 - Favs: 3,335 - Follows: 3,431 - Updated: 11/18/2014 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Harry P., R. Unohana
A Voice in the Wind
by tricksie reviews
Sakura's friendship with a rogue nin is a lifeline for both, but it cannot last. Nothing ever lasts for him. But when a blonde Akatsuki shows up with the bleeding kunoichi in his arms, will she be she strong enough to unravel the mystery of who he is? AU Naru/Saku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 424,658 - Reviews: 1349 - Favs: 1,179 - Follows: 1,150 - Updated: 10/16/2014 - Published: 3/19/2010 - [Naruto U., Sakura H.] Sasuke U., Itachi U.
The Dark Souls Poem
by MattheJ1 reviews
The entire Dark Souls experience summed up in twenty lines.
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/4/2014 - Published: 1/9/2013 - Complete
The Girl with Red Hair
by Renatus reviews
Harry was five when he discovered the picture and his life changed. Before he knows it he's shipped off to a distant relative far away and a village full of adventure, intrigue and shinobi. And Harry finds family. HPxNaruto. Pre-Hogwarts.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 111,982 - Reviews: 815 - Favs: 3,343 - Follows: 3,857 - Updated: 5/28/2014 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Harry P.
by Voice of the Nephilim reviews
On the night of Halloween 1981, Harry Potter vanished for eight years, reappearing at a Muggle orphanage with no recollection of his past. The deck stacked heavily against him, Harry arrives at Hogwarts, his past the key to the present’s brewing storm.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 363,743 - Reviews: 1009 - Favs: 1,295 - Follows: 1,282 - Updated: 2/14/2014 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Harry P.
Harry Potter: The Last Avatar
by The Sorting Cat reviews
Why is Harry Potter considered the worst firebender in Gryffindor? Why doesn't he want to be noticed? Probably the same reason he dreams of drowning every night. [Harry Potter characters in an AU with magic replaced by the elemental powers of Avatar: The Last Airbender / Legend of Korra. Full summary inside.]
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 135,342 - Reviews: 1179 - Favs: 2,549 - Follows: 2,939 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Harry P.
by Colors of Iris reviews
One mistake. One wayward soul. Now, running around Konoha is a small, blind girl, who by all rights should not exist. What are the consequences that arise from a reincarnation that was never supposed to happen? And who knows what changes would be wrought should the memories of a past life ever be regained... — OC self-insert. Gen.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 71,436 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 1,023 - Follows: 1,326 - Updated: 9/25/2013 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Yoroi A.
Extending the Boundaries
by Orodruin reviews
As he begins to come into his own, Harry Hatake must find a way to make a name for himself and break out of his brother's shadow. But the past won't be left behind and with an old threat reemerging, Harry may find he needs more help than ever. SOI Sequel.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,841 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 1,002 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Harry P., Kakashi H.
Trial by Ninja
by jacobk reviews
To become great, one must overcome great opponents. A moment of inspiration during the chuunin exam puts Sakura on the path to greatness, whether she likes it or not.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 100,067 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 1,417 - Follows: 799 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Sakura H. - Complete
Naruto: Shinobi Wars
by Geor-sama reviews
There are storm clouds swirling on the horizon, the nations are marching toward the inevitable...its been nearly three years and Uzumaki Naruto returns with the swell of the blood tide.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 379,281 - Reviews: 1399 - Favs: 2,196 - Follows: 1,877 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Doomed to Repeat
by Fiachra Ochiern reviews
One year after Jiraiya's death, Naruto is no longer the ninja he once was. Faced with the chance to change everything that went wrong, can Naruto rise above the strength of his enemies, the suspicions of his friends, and most of all his own weaknesses?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 155,488 - Reviews: 1797 - Favs: 3,782 - Follows: 4,276 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Naruto U.
Back Again, Harry?
by Jedi Buttercup reviews
Harry makes a different choice in King's Cross and is given the double edged gift of a second chance. Time Travel AU, DH canon. WIP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 70,606 - Reviews: 3275 - Favs: 6,393 - Follows: 8,506 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P.
Naruto: Iron Soul
by PlaceholderName reviews
An accident results in Naruto acquiring a unique advantage and a new instructor. Can Ebisu guide Naruto down the path of a successful ninja?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 101,540 - Reviews: 1667 - Favs: 3,022 - Follows: 3,184 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Naruto U.
Alexandra Quick and the Stars Above
by Inverarity reviews
Alexandra Quick is determined to cheat her fate and see justice done, but she faces a vengeful conspiracy and secrets she is not prepared for. She'll need the help of her friends, but even that may not be enough against the power of the Stars Above.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 261,980 - Reviews: 699 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 5/11/2012 - Published: 12/30/2011 - OC - Complete
Wayne, what happened to those fountains!
by Meinos Kaen reviews
Naruto returns to Konoha and finally works up the courage to confess his true feelings to the love of his life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,223 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 161 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
by Mokulule reviews
She wished with all her heart that she could change that fateful day. The day two brothers' souls were irreversibly broken. She should be careful with what she wishes. She might just get the chance. Time travel fic. ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 30 - Words: 110,407 - Reviews: 1438 - Favs: 2,157 - Follows: 2,237 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
by Anonymous58 reviews
I'm sick of the manipulation, the lies and the deceit; sick of jumping to the tune of dark lords and old puppeteers. I'm cutting the strings. Innocents will pay in blood for my defiance, but I no longer care. I lost my innocence long ago. Dark!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 125,272 - Reviews: 1007 - Favs: 2,470 - Follows: 2,480 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Harry P., N. Tonks
The Potter Politics
by Johnny Farrar reviews
Power comes in various ways and forms. A young Harry learns of the power that the station in his life grants him. Politics, intellect and magic all comes together as Harry struggles to combat the forces that seek to utilise him to their nefarious ends.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,090 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 11/19/2011 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Harry P.
One Small Kindness
by DigitalTart reviews
Uchiha Mikoto takes the hand of an outcast child, and with it rewrites the destiny of her clan. AU. *SEQUEL UP*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 108,569 - Reviews: 1053 - Favs: 3,334 - Follows: 1,167 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Mikoto U., Itachi U. - Complete
by nobody102 reviews
AU. Orochimaru's resignation from Akatsuki is more intense than in canon, resulting in a meeting between young Naruto and Sasori… Slow buildup. Last chapter is a summary, technically not complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 149,612 - Reviews: 2300 - Favs: 4,969 - Follows: 3,433 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
by Deborah Peters reviews
In 1998, Severus Snape was given a second chance. In 1976, he has to figure out how to take it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 94,312 - Reviews: 1046 - Favs: 1,476 - Follows: 1,588 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
by Dark-Syaoran reviews
The dictionary defined fiction as thus: something feigned, invented, or imagined; a made-up story. The act of feigning, inventing, or imagining. Yes, Harry thought, this defined him nicely. Harry Potter & Fate/Stay Night Crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 58,251 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 1,468 - Follows: 1,438 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Harry P., Saber
Harry Potter and the Greater Good
by Blank402 reviews
Dumbledore and Grindelwald combined forces and carved out an empire for "the greater good". Now, Harry must enter this confusing world and decide for himself what the Greater Good truly is. AU. Grey!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 90,799 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Harry P.
by enembee reviews
Book 2. As the Second War begins, Voldemort becomes obsessed with harnessing the realm of Old Magic to his own ends. Meanwhile, Harry has to contend with the Ministry, ancient foes and the machinations of a world he barely understands.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,777 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 4/28/2011 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Something Lost, Something Found
by Zennith6 reviews
Sequel to tOSotC. Harry and Dumbledore have been crossing the continent in pursuit of Harry's education. But something dark and sinister, something from the past has been following closely in their wake, threatening all they've fought and worked for.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,440 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Harry P.
Who I Am
by TwinTrouble reviews
Naruto has been keeping dangerous secrets for years. A long-forgotten dream that just won’t die, an ally he shouldn’t know and a friend no one thought he had are what keep him going. Graduating is the least of his problems…
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 113,164 - Reviews: 2356 - Favs: 4,599 - Follows: 4,411 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
by nuhuh reviews
Post DH. Harry could never have known Albus-Severus was the herald of the new dark age. He watched as his youngest child came to be known as the Dark Son. Now Harry goes back in time to save his family and his son from the dark path.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 99,120 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 718 - Follows: 642 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 6/24/2008
Written in Code
by Once Was AHR reviews
Naruto and Hinata left the village sixteen years ago. What happens when their thirteen year old daughter, Nara Uzumaki, returns? The question is simple. The answer is written in code.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 59,193 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 12/8/2010 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Why is it Orange?
by Grinning Lizard reviews
My first ever challenge response, from the Thank God You're Here thread on DLP. Just a little crack!fic oneshot. Reasonably good response for it on there, so please enjoy. The premise: 'A confused Ron finds Hermione's Dildo'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 100 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Complete
by TwinTrouble reviews
Sakura is worried about her teammates. They've been behaving very strangely... No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,298 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 828 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
by Nugar reviews
Lies have power. They can change a simple-minded believer into a two-faced schemer and a timid follower into a fanatical devotee. They can change a child angry at the world into a man consumed by more than vengeance. But that power is a lie as well.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 286,222 - Reviews: 2379 - Favs: 3,321 - Follows: 2,604 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Alexandra Quick and the Deathly Regiment
by Inverarity reviews
Alexandra Quick begins eighth grade at Charmbridge Academy angry and in denial. When guilt and obsession lead her to a fateful choice, it is not only her own life that hangs in the balance, for she will uncover the secret of the Deathly Regiment!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 204,133 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 2/28/2010 - OC - Complete
by bluminous8 reviews
AU- It seems that even in Death Harry is never given a break. His soul ends up in Rokungai where his past prevents him from moving forward. Will he learn to let go?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 74,941 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 2,051 - Follows: 1,904 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Harry P., Yoruichi S.
by Brownish reviews
A Warden turns up dead at a naval base in Washington D.C., killed by a gang of vampires. Jurisdictional issues arise swiftly. Discontinued.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,042 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 44 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Buffy S.
by nyet khan reviews
Not in every universe does Ichigo choose Soul Society in favor of the real world. He was happy when he died at 121. Now its time to remember why everything seems so familiar in the afterlife.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,170 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 1,648 - Follows: 1,760 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Ichigo K.
Stray Dog Strut
by True Radical Dreamer reviews
Angel's second death set off a chain of events that leads Buffy down a different path in life. With a few twists, turns, and complete 180s, Buffy learns just what it takes to really break free of the Slayer. Begins @ end of season 2. Dark!Buffy, Hiatus.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,778 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/26/2009 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Buffy S., Faith L.
Tempered in Water
by HitokiriOTD reviews
The difference of a second can mean life or death to a shinobi. How would Uzumaki Naruto's life change if such a difference had occurred? Above the red waves, Naruto's path is forever altered.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 159,466 - Reviews: 1658 - Favs: 3,382 - Follows: 3,172 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Naruto U., Haku
Steps Far From Paradise
by Lady Salazar reviews
Grimmauld Place is a house that has seen many wars, and as Harlas Lily Potter discovers, some magical wars never truly end… Slytherin/fem!HP. Sorta. OotP-era AU, Dark themes
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,174 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 1,011 - Follows: 363 - Published: 8/20/2008 - [Harry P., Salazar S.] - Complete
Two Heads Are Better Than One
by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. Either Fred and George played a prank on Harry, Harry played a prank on Fred and George, or they're all playing pranks on everybody. Although to be honest, it really doesn't matter how it happened. WARNING: crude, immature, ADULT humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,097 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 1,118 - Follows: 271 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Complete
Dagger and Rose
by Perspicacity reviews
Dumbledore doesn’t ignore the 2nd prophecy! He apprentices Harry and teaches him a rare form of magic, but draws the ire of a secret society who seek to guard this knowledge and do Harry in. Assassination attempts on multiple fronts. H/F, Yr. 4 GoF AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 85,199 - Reviews: 1347 - Favs: 2,339 - Follows: 1,150 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
by Water Mage reviews
Nineteen years later, life was going great for Harry Potter. He had everything he had ever wanted. Friends, a wife, children. It was perfect. Then he opened his eyes...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,788 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 2,010 - Follows: 337 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Kiss and Yell
by Narf-for-the-Garthoc reviews
In which everyone finds out more about the Sexy no Jutsu than they EVER wanted to know and Naruto and Ino realize that violence is the spice of life. NaruIno
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,824 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 1,197 - Follows: 272 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
by S'TarKan reviews
Dumbledore, despite his misgivings, offers an opportunity to a boy temporarily lost in the muggle world. There are some disquieting similarities to another student he remembers from before... [rating may increase later in the story.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 46,149 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 10/24/2005 - Published: 9/16/2005
Birth of a Name
by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. 1943. A Slytherin prefect on the brink of a series of lifechanging events, needs to settle on a secret identity that will inspire fear in the hearts of the weak... You didn’t think 'I am Lord Voldemort' was his first choice, did you?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 1,774 - Follows: 268 - Published: 10/15/2005 - Complete
by Mehetabelo reviews
After the final battle Harry can find solace in nothing and believes himself to be a failure because of the loss of his friends. A certain manipulative, platinum haired woman decides to yank him out of the downward spiral that is his life. HarryNarcissa.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,337 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 1,004 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 11/25/2004 - Published: 11/8/2004 - Harry P., Narcissa M. - Complete