Author has written 59 stories for Teen Titans, Glee, and iCarly.
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Hi! I'm Emma. Welcome to everyone who happens to stop by. This collection of fanfics is my favorite accomplishment, I don't have many accomplishments. You can see if you start at my first fanfic and end at my last, that I have improved thanks to a. Growing up b. the practice I got here on Fanfiction. Not only did fanfiction give me something amazing to do in my spare time, but it also allowed me to meet some wonderful people. I wish I could name them all, but they know who they are. The people that avidly read and reviewed and were just so nice, supportive, and helpful. Thank you. So very much. I appreciate all you did. Thanks for reading, thanks for reviewing, and thanks for making our fandom such a friendly and awesome place to be. I love Teen Titans and Batman still, however it seems my TT river has run dry. I think I've done all I can for this fandom. I think I've done all I can for fanfiction. It's been fun and I really wish I still had the motivation and desire to write. Sorry for those upset by my unfinished stories. I tried my best. Thanks again. Glad you found me, and maybe even read some of my work. Good luck, writers! Keep it up!
"Don't talk to my cookie about my relationships with pizza roll."
UPDATE: Back on fanfiction. We'll see how it goes. REVIEW. It's what keeps me wanting to write. I'm not promising anything. I miss the old writers I made friends with, but everyone grew up and got busy (including myself). I'm back, and I'm trying my best. If you need anything, feel free to PM me :)
LET THE RANDOMNESS COMMENCE
So you guys shudnt be ashamed if i didnt put u in here, because it will only have one person, but here is my place of honor for the COOLEST, most PSYCHOest AWESOMEST frend ever:
Dude Your Awesome8- Okay, so I played a small prank on her, but she's a good sport. She is HILARIOUS!!! she has to be one of the greatest FF frends I have!! Of course i love her! SO here are a few things u shud no about her:
she's so fresh fre-breeze wants to sell her
She's cool like the other side of the pillow
she's so kick-ass Jackie Chan is jealous
She's so smooth she doesnt have to shave
She's so bomb Iran can't have her
She's so cool she gave the sun a brain freeze
She's so cool she started the iceage!
She's so popular google bought her!
And theres only one more thing i can say about her Dude ur awesome, and YOU, my friend, ARE THE GODDESS OF ALL AWESOMELY THINGS THAT ARE AWESOME, THE SANCTUARY OF AWESOMENESS!!!!!!!
That is correct, be jealous and bow down to her!!!
OK, OK, PROFILE WAR IS ON!!!!!!
Quotes that i love from dude your awesome8:
"Whoa, That was awesome, yet very weird" BB in From Rachel To Raven
"OHHHH! I got you now! Alright then, I forgive you and your psychotic
...you just met another psycho XD"
"YOU, MY MA'AM, I BOW DOWN TO YOUR AWESOMENESS 'CAUSE YOU ARE TOTALLY MORE PSYCHO THAN ME!" (And dont u forget it :P)
"WE DON'T PUMP GAS, WE PUMP OUR FISTS!"
More on Simmy:
Dude, U R soooooooo awesome, like not the, "omg awesome" cool kinda awesome but the "HOLY SHIZZZZZ I CANT BELIEVE SOMEONE LIKE THIS EXISTS!!! YOUR THE COOLEST PERSON EVAH!!!!!!!!! LIKE THE AWESOMEST AWESOME TO EVER WALK THE GROUND OF AWESIMITY!!!!" When God made you, he musta been showing off!! Like DUDE! Your fricken awesome! You amaze me in all ways cuz i was like "meh, this persons cool which means theres something wrong with her..." I WAS RIGHT! Dude your crazy! That's what I love about you! You are the crziest, weirdest, whackiest bestie i could EVER have!!!!! Your also the following:
fresh, chill, badass, Ninja, Bomb, sassy, Too cool, purple scented, Quirky, AMAZING!, fuzzy :), magnificent, marvelous, stupendous, outrageous, conspicuous, remarkable, brillliant, smart, wise, intelligent, unbeatable, incredible, outstanding, fascinating, stunning, shocking, surprising, heartwarming, fun, entertaining, funny, hysterical, hilarious, classic, and The bestest frend/sister/queen i could ever have :)
Okay, so obviously simmy is a FANTASTIC frend, but heres some more stuff about her (lol theyr gonna start to think this is YOUR profile!)
I would take a bullet for her (uhm, well not in the head, maybe like my leg or something, or somewhere i wouldnt suffer permanant damage)
She's bring sexy back... jk it never left her :)
she's chillen out maxin relaxin all cool while shootin some b-ball all out side da skool (haha heard u liek the fresh prince :)
Hun shes da fresh S-sizzle
She's cooler than dinosaur chicken nuggets (YES tht is hard to do :)
The difference between me and her: (this is how it would go ;) Me: howd u do on ur spanish test? Her: 96, you? me: 52... *awkward silence*
She's WAAAAAY to smart for me ;)
what happenes wenn she doesnt answer me after a minute me: "fine ignore me, i dont care..." one minute later " PLEASE ANSWER ME! OH PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!!!!" another minute later her: Hey sup? Me: nm chillen, ya no the usual (because im so cool :)
Why do i have this feeling tht she sings her abc's to see which letter comes first? (i no i do :)
She's cool :)
"Pfft, yeah, aha, of course I knew. Pft, what do you take me as, some kind if idiot? Pfffffft... Pffffffft! -_- " - simmy (she is TOO cool ;)
(me no doubt talking about chico) "That's just great, really, really great -_-" - simmy
(ゞ *ﾟｰﾟ)ゞ(shes too awesome for a normal smiley )
shes not a frend of mine anymore
she's not my best frend anymore either tho
she's my sister and i love her :)
SIMMMMMMMMYYYY! simmy: what? Me: HI!
"Who goes to sleep at 11:30 during summer?"- simmy (adults XP)
"Nuuuuuuuuuuh uhhhhhhhhhh. I'm...nope, wait, yeah you're right, I am Cyborg"- simmy :) Ur more than a stupid 'soda machine' (god i love chico!)
I'm ur (same aged)) older sister and I will protect u from AAALLLL creepy stalkers.
God made us friends because he nos r parents couldnt handle us being sisters :D
You r sooooooo awesome (and ur pen name counts for 10 % of tht :)
NOW, for a new Episode of "THINGS SIMMY HEARS DAILY!!!!!"
"I'M GONNA WIN THIS WAR SIMMY! YOU'RE. GOING. DOWN."
"You shouldn't play with matches"
"Don't run with scissors!"
"Because I sed so, that's why!" (parents, who can deal?)
"Mind your own bees wax!" (right simmy?)
"Dot your I's!"
"Cross your t's!"
"Youre going to help me break up with my boyfriend!"
"You smell like purple"
"Good night, sleep tight, don't let the bed bugs bite!"
"Silence is golden" (*cough* i bet u hear this alot *cough*)
"You're a great writer"
"You're a great friend"
"Dude! You ARE awesome!"
"you're cool :)"
"I love you."
Quotes that remind me of simmy
“Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart” -roosevelt (my heart is like a freakin shoe store now!)
"A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked." Bernard Meltzer (hun, ur soo creaked yu started to leak, but i love u)
“You are one of the best things that's ever happened to me. You're my love and my best friend. And every day that goes by, it seems like I discover something new about you to love. It's incredible to me how one person can make such a big difference in my life. You touch my heart in a way I never knew before. I discover something new about you to love. It's incredible to me how one person can make such a big difference in my life.” (and its true.)
“A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find and lucky to have” (h.o! R WE STILL TALKING ABOUT SIMMY???!!! o.0 jk love u ] )
“Sister is probably the most competitive relationship within the family, but once the sisters are grown, it becomes the strongest relationship.” -Margaret Mead (hehe pfffft, we are not AT ALL competitive, pffft... pfft!)
"Having a sister is like having a best friend you can't get rid of. You know whatever you do, they'll still be there." Amy Li ( thanks for reminding me T.T... NOW I NO SHELL ALWAYS BE THERE! id miss her terribly if she left, tho this is a warning to her: im in it for the long haul, u cant get rid of me :P )
"A perfect sister I am not but thankful for the one I've got."
"An older sister is a friend and defender a listener, conspirator, a counsellor and a sharer of delights. And sorrows too." (SUBTRACTING the experience points I guess you're older than me)
"I love you, forever! You are the best friend I could ever have. You are amazing, and funny. You're an even greater sister to me. You're extremely talented, and I'd do ANYTHING for you. I love you, keep it chill S-sizzle." - Emma Magnifico.
So these are funny teentitans quotes tht remind me of u!!
Guy at Club: Hey, Hot Alien Babe, you digging the scene?
raven: [at a rave] This party is pointless.
Robin: Titans *go*! (Really Robin? Really?)
Dr.light: No one defeats Dr. Light! No one!
Simmy and my version
Simmy: I WILL WIN THIS PROFILE WAR!!!
Me: Hey simmy, i just updated :)
: Fish tacos? What were you thinking? I'm from the ocean! These were probably friends of mine!
ME: Simmy!!! I cant believe u put Caramel in the tacos! That's disgusting! Who would eat tht?!
Simmy: *pulls the taco out of her mouth* Hehe, uhm, I know right!!! disgusting! I'll go finish this ta- i mean i have to... be somewhere else!
: [about Bumblebee] Another spy! Tell me, was anyone at my school actually there to LEARN? (PFFFT! who goes to school to learn? Right simmy ;)
: [trying to convince Raven to come to the birthday party they're throwing for her] We've got a pinata shaped like Beast Boy. You know you wanna smack it.
ME: You HAVE to come!
Me: there will be a chico shaped pinata, u no u wanna smack it!
Simmy: Well, if u insist...
: See? SHE thinks I'm funny.
Simmy: See! Emma thinks I'm cool!
Simmy's mom: Statistically, someone has too. (ooooooooo burn!)
: Have you ever seen her this happy?
Chico: have u ever seen simmy this happy?
Hobo: She has the BESTEST frend EVAH! of course she's happy :)
: [shouting] Man, how am I supposed to watch TV without the remote?
Goth dude: Soooo... you like show tunes? (i bet simmy does. Simmy: *stops singing* PFFFFFFT! NO! ... Pffffffft!)
: So, I guess it is bad to watch too much TV.
: How many Oparans does it take to hogey a morflark? FIMBAR. (i find this joke funny XD it must be why i find simmy HILARIOUS! jk love u)
: You've got a problem, Tin Man?
Simmy: You got a problem stupid soda machine?
Me: YEAH. It's four feet tall and smells like cheap hair gel.
Simmy: LEAVE CHICO ALONE!!! (lol i couldnt help it.)
: Eeek! Someones claws are on my grebnacks.
: No man, for REAL! I'm just worried about BB, c'mon... winning ISN'T...
lol ok to explain myself further
ME: *laughing* oh wait, tht sounded kind of harsh... nahhh its fine ill just add 'jk' afterwards!!
Me: Was i speaking too fast for u? (in mind: ooohhh that sounded harsh...) jk, love u.
Hehe ok so this wasnt my best entry but i have a better one planned for next time. Until next time simmy. Your. Going. Down.
This was EXTREMELY fun and all. And Simmy KNOWS tht i love her. She's my best sister. You know, I never had a sister. But now I'm sure I couldn't get a better one. Of course they say "you can't choose your family", heck, me and simmy are SO awesome we proved EVERYONE wrong. And maybe we're stupid and crazy and wild and weird but, dude, WE'RE awesome. Haha and I remember when I first met her. The smartest thing that came to my mind was "i know, I'm going to pull a prank on her" and I guess the prank was SO good she was still apologizing even after the second time I explained she did nothing wrong and it was my sick excuse for entertainment. But then we kept talking, mostly because she acknowledged my awesome. It reminds me of me and chico's story where Raven takes all of beastboy's frends. Because Simmy WAS chicos frend. But the difference between me and raven is IM NOT GIVING HER BACK. And I'm not sure (and i'll feel really stupid if im wrong...) but i think she just wrote me a song. Which NO ONE has EVER done for me. Thank you for that, because it was really great. And it started out as a friendly competition, this profile war. Maybe even a means of keeping in touch, and making conversation. But when I went to check her entrys, she had me smiling, heck, sometimes she had me on stitches i was laughing sooo hard. And this was fun. And I love her. And we became bestfriends through friendly competition, reviews, joking around, talking about chico and drew seeley, and dora the explorer (who by the way isnt much of an explorer if she cant read a map tht talks) and now were more than frends (not like tht) we're sisters. And I love Simmy. She's a FANTASTIC writer, a HILARIOUS comedian, and an Awesome person. But she's also an AMAZING friend and sister. So basically what i'm trying to say is: I applaud you simmy, and I'd like to have another contest with you soon, but YOU WIN. EVERY one of ur entrys made my day. YOU WIN! haha I give up (even AFTER hours of video games.) I love you. You're my sister, and I'll ALWAYS be there for you, and NOTHING will ever change that. Thank you for being there. You're aweome and you deserve your crown. Sisters FOREVER. I love you, sister.
IM BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER! GETTING REVENGE ON DUDEYOUREAWESOME8!! I WILL WIN THIS WAR! as long as simmy never sees this, she cant fight back :P
Now for another episode of: THINGS SIMMY HEARS DAILY!!!!
Don't drink from the toilet!
Hey, back off, she's MY sister!
Don't pee on the floor!
Good girl, have a cookie :)
Aren't you glad the old folks mated?
I HATE HIM TOOOO!
Why does ur frend want my area code?
Wait, im making a shnoovoo
Can you try to pass atleast ONE class??
shut up -_- (wuv u :)
Here is where I write simmy a poem:
Pizza sauce is red,
Pizza rolls are yellow.
Without my Pizza rolls, how do you expect me to be mellow?
Well, I wiggled my toes.
And i started to dance!
But now that cookie is gone, my happiness does not stand a chance.
Poppowitz wud make me happy...
But since he thinks im 6 he also thinks hes old enuf to be my pappy.
Well, love lost is an oppurtunity gained.
Well, maybe now i can take creepy stalker. What was his name?
Oh but wait! He stole my headphones!
Damn deja vu, i should have known!
Well, I guess my depression will continue on.
Hey! I just thot of something happy! My life is better now, without john :)
NOW FOR AN INTERVIEW WITH THE EVIL SUPERVILLIAN... Simmopopowitz!
Interviewer: So tell me, Emma, how have you fallen victim to Simmopowittz?
Victim (emma): *sniffle* well first *tear* she stole away McChicken *blows nose on shirt* and then *sob* pizzaroll *sneezes on reporters face* and then cookie *cry* and then my future husband!!! *burst into tears.*
Interviewer: Omg! Simmopowittz? Is this true?
Simmopowitz: Yes. Yes it's true. And i'd do it agen if it werent for u meddling kids.
Scoobie doo: US?!
Simmopowitz: Nah, ive just always wanted to say tht.
Interviewer: But why did you do it?
Simmopowitz: Well, it all started when my brother called her white and then- *phone rings*- hold on i gotta take this. Hello? ... No this isnt Blaine... What? I'm not trying to eat ur friend... What? I didn't bake him into pizza rolls! That's preposterous! pfft... id never... pfft...pffft...pfft... gotta go bye *hangs up*
Emma: *reunited with pizza roll* Omg, is tht why they taste amazing?
Simmy:... YOU WILL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE!!!! *goes to run but trips over Natasha. Gets up agen and stumbles away.*
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