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Author has written 5 stories for Final Fantasy VII.

Hello all... welcome to this profile. don't freak out if something seems overly evil or psychotic, that's just me being bored :-)... or random... yes, random is fun too (WHOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!) =P

okay, i will say this now: to any who have been waiting for me to continue with InSaniTy, i do intend to continue updating. i just have been REALLY busy with school... however, i will be graduating next week, and hopefully i will be able to update some chapters after that. . *fingers crossed*

hmmmmm well lets see, where to begin?

well i am female, last time i checked...

5 years old. Have always been that way, and will remain that way... unless im needed to grow up...
until then, 5. .

light/small enough to still be able to jump off of my roof (very fun, though i don't recommend it to the unexperienced jumpers... bad accident just waiting to happen. remember safety first, retardedness later .)

i live in california, but hate it here. plannin to move. mayb to the mountains somewhere =D

currently going to the art institute of california... going to get my associates in baking and pastry =D

psychotic. very, very psychotic. in a good way... or a bad way i am not quite sure... thats for you to decide :-)

evil enough to have a horn, but good enough to have half a halo (or so im told)

im not all that good at writing stories (in my opinion), but i enjoy doing it so... whatever =D

i tend to be a total spaz, so just ignore me if i start sounding random :-D

so... i do have a twitter and a deviant art under the screen name evilly_innocent (or evilly-innocent) if any one cares enough to want to look... =D i warn u now though, i hardly ever go on unless i have nothing to do at school .

I don't own FFvii or anything related to it... i wish i did, but the wish gods didn't grant me my wish, so i'm stuck just using my imagination and pretending i own them...

Favorite food: anything in the pantry/fridge that doesn't involve me cooking anything (which is ironic because im going to culinary school =D)

Favorite authors: dean koontz, stephen king, alyson noel, sherrilyn kenyon (great author), christopher paolini, gary paulson, cassandra clare, and many, many more... whatever catches my fancy really=D

Yaoi/Slash: my anti-drug. Because when you're addicted to yaoi/slash, how can you even think about anything else, let alone drugs?

If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, copy and paste this into your profile.

It you have ever spent too much money at Border's, put this in your profile.

If you eat carbs and are proud, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' COULD, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy this into your profile.

If you love to sadistically torture your favorite characters in your stories, copy and paste this onto your profile. (it's all in good fun, I swear... :cackle:)

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile. (don't lie.. we've all done it)

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a random song pop into your head at the most completely and utterly worst time but you sing it anyway copy this into your profile.

If you have ever stayed up reading fanfiction even though you had finals the next morning, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think SquareEnix could solve world hunger if they had $1 for every tear shed as a result of Crisis Core, copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of american teens would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" or "Your point being?" or "You just realized this now?" or "Wow, you're even more stupid than you look." or nevermind, just copy this to your profile

If you walk into walls because you have your nose in a book, copy this to your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever decided to go swimming in the freezing cold pool in the middle of winter just because you had nothing better to do, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are secretly the embodiment of Satan and the only thing that's prevented you from flat out killing anyone is the law and that stupid voice in your head called "your conscience", then copy this into your profile and join the Bunny and the Kitty.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile!

If you are crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, or anything else that applies, copy and paste this to your profile. (no doubt about it and damn proud of it.)

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

I'm a fanfiction reader and writer, and I'm proud of it. If you are, copy and paste this line into your profile.

If you have siblings that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile.

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If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. (my best friends and I created it, and we happily live there together.)

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! (oh please. I don't need sugar to be hyper. I JUST RANDOMLY GET LIKE THAT!!!!!!!!!!!)

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile (always do! ;3)

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you are pure evil with a heart of gold, copy and paste this to your profile. ... How does that work out...? (i have no idea how that works out. O.o but it does regardless, and im proof...but still, HOW???? O.o)

If you have ever spelled your own name wrong, copy and paste this to your profile.

SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! If you are really random copy and paste this to your profile.

If you or your best friend (or both) is insane, copy this into your profile. (im insane, shes insane, and were best friends. its perfect! )

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favourite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If your profile is super long, copy and paste this to your profile.

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At one point, we have all pretended that the floor was lava and if we stepped on it we would die. copy and paste this into your profile if you are proud of it. =D (i know i am)

If several inanimate objects hate you, post this on profile.

Every teenager has tried to fit their big butts into a baby swing. copy and paste this to your profile if you did it while sticking your tongue out at the mothers who were giving your dirty looks because of it. =D

If you love rain for one reason, and hate it for another, copy and paste this into your profile.

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

Y.A.O.I - Young And Obsessed Idiot

Serenity Prayer

May God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change

The courage to change the things that I can,

And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people that I killed because they pissed me off.


You talk to yourself a lot. (Hoo boy, do I ever!)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, 'Holy crap, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. (lol, totally possible for me since it runs in my family. explains so much...)

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

You mumble random thoughts to yourself, then go running for a piece of paper and a pencil because you just got the greatest idea for a story.

The most important thing in your bag is your notebook and a pen for when you get bored.

You type most of your text messages, just in case you need them as a reference for your next story.

Your brain won't let you sleep until you've written the newest story you've had floating around in there and free up some space.

Other Things That Just Don’t Fit Anywhere Else

female come backs
pick up line comebacks, add to it

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

How You Know You're Addicted to Yaoi/Slash when;

1. Increassed Perversion; everything seems sexual

2. You can't stand it when someone changes one male from a yaoi/Shounen-ai couple and magically makes them a girl

3. You start mentally pairing up random guys on the street.

4. You wish you had gay friends just so you could perve on them kissing their boyfriends.

5. You don’t remember the last time you read a heterosexual fanfiction.

6. You suddenly become interested in gay rights, thinking this will increase your opportunities for voyeristic activities.

7. You try to get your friends into it, simply so you can talk to them about it without them getting that bored look on their face.

8. You keep lying about the number of hours you spend each day on the computer reading slash fanfiction, watching yaoi anime etc.

9. When your boyfriend tells you he’s gay and has been dating another man, you immediately ask if you can join in/watch.

10. Your gay son wishes he had a normal, homophobic mother who didn’t ask him questions about his latest sexual exploits.

11. You wish you were a boy just to be gay.

25 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. Reveal to your friends that your room hates you and you are moving into theirs.

21. When you fall, tell everyone that the floor attacked you.

22. Speak to yourself in the third person. And past tense.

23. Tell others that you have decided to stop ignoring the voices in your head.

24. When answering your phone, say "Sorry, wrong number."

25. When someone knocks on your door, tell them no one is home.

I have the kind of friends that if my house was burning down, they'd be there making S'mores and hitting on hot firemen.

When every little girl in kindergarten wanted to be a princess, I kinda wanted to be a vampire.

Friends ask why you're crying...Best friends already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry.

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend laughs at you and trips you again.

Me and You are Friends: You smile, I smile. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, well, I'm gonna miss your calls.

A good friend bails you out of jail. Best friends are sitting next to you, with a smile on their face, saying "damn, that was fun!"

A friend wouldn't tell anyone who you like. A good friend would make you talk to them. But a best friend would push you into the guy and scream GET SOME!

A good friend would to the drugstore to buy you a pregnancy test. A best friend would stand outside the bathroom door yelling, "NAME IT AFTER ME!"

He said, 'I don't know why you wear a bra. You've got nothing to put in it.' Then she said, 'Well, you wear pants, don't you?'"

I'm smiling. That alone should scare you. (muwhahahahaha)

Too often we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap that mother@#?!&! upside the head. Pass it on.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating student as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.

"I belong to the SALAD club: Sarcastic, Apathetic, Lazy, and Disinterested!" =D

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. So, thank you for the compliment.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

Today, I tried to be normal...
But i got bored, so I went back to being me!! =D

Yes, you have the right to your opinion...
and i have the right to think you are stupid

It's called investigating...
not stalking=D

I didn't say it was your fault,
I said i was going to blame you...

A stranger stabs you in the front, a friend stabs you in the back, a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but only best friends poke each other with straws. What they don't know is that best friends use pointy straws when they are bored =D

In your bed, its 6 am. You close your eyes for 5 minutes and its 7:45.
At school, its 1:30 pm. You close your eyes for 5 minutes and its 1:30 pm. =D
what's up with that?

Crossing the Road*
Age 5: holding mommy's hand
Age 10: stop, look, listen

On Homework*
7th grade: must do it as soon as i get home
8th grade: must do it when i have the time today
9th grade: i'll do it tomorrow
10th grade: i'll do it the day before its due
11th grade: say what? homework? i'll do it at break (i really don't care)
12th grade: homework? whats that and why would i want to ever do it? =D

I heard that in life the answers are not in the back of the book, Im wondering where the heck this book is?

People say that I am "odd" I call it LIVING!!!

FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
BEST FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
BEST FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we fucked up … but that shit was fun!”

FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!

FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
BEST FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
BEST FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.


"Raising a teenager is like nailing jello to a tree." -a warning to all who have children

"Sex could kill you. Do you know what the human body goes through when you have sex? Pupils dilate, arteries constrict, core temperature rises, heart races, blood pressure skyrockets, respiration becomes rapid and shallow, the brain fires bursts of electrical impulses from nowhere to nowhere, secretions spit out of every gland and the muscles tense and spasm like you're lifting three times your body wight. It's violent, it's ugly and it's messy. And if God hadn't made it unbelievably fun, the human race would have died out eons ago. Men are lucky they can only have one orgasm. Do you know that women can have an hour long orgasm?" -Dr. Allison Cameron, House, M.D.

"Life with men is like a deck of cards... You need a Heart to love them, a Diamond to marry them, a Club to beat them, and a Spade to bury the bastards." -Unknown

Leon: Think you can handle this many?
Cloud: Well... Might be tough if one more shows up.
Leon: Hm. Then that'll have to be the one I take care of.
Cloud: What, you're fighting too?
-Cloud and Leon, Kingdom Hearts 2

"We have just witnessed a classic example of what I like to call 'misdirected rage.' I believe the technical term is 'being an ass'." -Sohma Shigure, Fruits Basket

“Therapy is expensive, popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.”-Anonymous

“A clear conscience is usually a sign of bad memory.”-Anonymous

“Men are 44 percent muscle, 53 percent fat and 3 percent brain. This explains a lot of things.”- Anonymous

"I have not lost my mind - it's backed up on disk somewhere." -Unknown

"Have you ever lost your train of thought, and forgot to find it again?"- Unknown

"Sarcasm. It sure beats killing people" -Anonymous

"I would tell you to go to hell, but i work there and i dont want to see you everyday!"- bumper sticker

"Golf isn't a sport, its an obsession"- The last mimzy

"A man is living proof that a woman can take a practical joke"- unknown

"can you fix my husband? he says he's broke"- bumper sticker

"Life's tough... It's even tougher if your stupid"- John Wayne

"A good character is the best tombstone. Those who loved you and were helped by you will remember you when forget-me-nots have withered. Carve your name on hearts, not on marble." -Charles H. Spurgeon

"Everyone is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid." -Albert Einstein

"Happiness depends upon ourselves." -Aristotle

"It is better that people assume you are an idiot, rather than open your mouth and remove all doubt." -Mark Twain

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Fearless by run4life reviews
The experiment, the tragedy, her secrets: few know how they overlap. Diana's already tackled the odds, but things really just keep coming back to haunt her. And lately, in one heck of an explosive way. Action, drama, tragedy, humor, love, hate - everything plays its part. Zack/OC. Off hiatus!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 72 - Words: 316,181 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 5/23/2017 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Zack F., OC
The owner of a Kitty by wolfrider14 reviews
When a last minute trip to the labs gives Cloud some trouble, it is up to Sephiroth to protect him from Hojo. Kitty Cloud!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 19,098 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 8/15/2016 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
The Problem with Puppies by joudama reviews
In which Nibelheim never happens, because Zack is a puppy, and the problem with puppies is that puppies try to eat EVERYTHING.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,160 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 9/26/2015 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Sephiroth, Zack F.
Green Dreams by I-Mushi reviews
Cloud has suffered and asked for forgiveness, but Aeris knows she alone cannot give him it. He must find that forgiveness and peace where it began, back at SOLDIER. SephirothxCloud REWRITE PLANNED (see profile for details)
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 281,007 - Reviews: 2798 - Favs: 2,988 - Follows: 3,132 - Updated: 9/3/2015 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Cloud S., Reno, Sephiroth, Zack F.
Eir's Tomorrow by Jukebox Hound reviews
The Planet isn't willing to let death take away its greatest weapon. If Cloud can't save the past, then he'll be damned to watch history repeat itself. Time travel, SxC, ZxA.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 170,150 - Reviews: 1977 - Favs: 2,955 - Follows: 2,363 - Updated: 7/24/2014 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Observations by SHADOWoftheFOX reviews
Sephiroth tries to better understand people by observing Genesis, Zack, and Angeal. Unsurprisingly, it doesn't really help him much. -Nine out of ten dentists agree that you should read this fic!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 41,736 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Sephiroth, Zack F., Angeal H., Genesis R. - Complete
Undisclosed Files: The Pawns by Lady-Bloody-Rose reviews
On Halloween 6 college seniors are sucked into the world of FF7, a cosplay gone terribly wrong. What looked like a random event may be more complicated then they ever thought. Slightly AU so all SOLDIERs are together. Previously known as Doppelgangers T for language and just in case.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 176,525 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Reno, Genesis R.
The Difference One Life Makes by Irish-Brigid reviews
If one person hadn't died, how would things have gone? Not as AU as you might think. Cloti, Zerith, though romance is light because I stink at it. Mysteries left unsolved may be revealed! Rated for... you've played the game, right?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 131 - Words: 271,193 - Reviews: 1845 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
This Silent Sacrifice by Njoki reviews
Time travel/AU. Cloud is cast into a new world when his planet is destroyed, tasked with saving this new younger planet, but can fate ever really be thwarted?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 114,261 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 992 - Follows: 1,147 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Cloud S., Sephiroth, Zack F., Kunsel
Consuming Direct Control by Hyliian reviews
With nothing left for him in the galaxy but empty space and idle time, Alex Mercer finds himself recruited in Commander Shepard's fight against the Collectors. DISCONTINUED.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Prototype - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 44 - Words: 86,396 - Reviews: 1219 - Favs: 2,069 - Follows: 1,486 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Shepard (F), Alex M./Zeus - Complete
Every Chocobo Has Its Day by Yaoi Princess Serena reviews
Quiet little Cloud enrolls with Shin-Ra determined to join SOLDIER... He didn't know what to expect, but it certainly wasn't anything like this! Seph/Cloud/Genesis, Angeal/Zack.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,427 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 5/29/2012 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
If Given A Chance by eclipse-of-my-soul reviews
This year there is a new practice in the Shinra Cadet program. Cloud is last to receive a mentor. He's quiet and shy, but Sephiroth will nurture his fragile courage until he can stand on his own. Zack knows how good he could do, if given a chance. SGAZC
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 127,590 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 5/19/2012 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Sympathy for the Devil by noa748 reviews
Inhuman, blue-green eyes held me in place, full of anger and intent to kill. I was eighteen, but all at once I felt like a defenseless child. How could this be possible? Sephiroth was in my house. /Self-insert/ DEAD. I'm sorry you guuuuys. Sometimes you've just gotta kill your darlings.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,042 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 2/7/2012 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Sephiroth - Complete
The Chocobo Effect by Nobody Famous reviews
Many stories tell of how Cloud goes back in time and tries to save everyone and change things for the better by fulfilling his dream of becoming SOLDIER. "Cloud? Where are you going? Midgar's the other way. Cloud? CLOUD!" This isn't one of them. CRACK
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,566 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 676 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
Prisoners of War by XpaperplaneX reviews
Cloud and Sephiroth are taken prisoner by AVALANCHE. No one, least of all themselves, could have expected what it would set in motion. - On hiatus; don't know when or if I'll pick it up again. Apologies!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 208,687 - Reviews: 725 - Favs: 717 - Follows: 701 - Updated: 10/18/2011 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
Fins by underhandlilies reviews
Blackmailed and sent diving for treasure, Cloud thinks his job is an easy one. That's until he's dragged away by mermen. Sephiroth/Zack/Cloud. Birthday fic for Prisoner Len.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,389 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 41 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Sephiroth, Cloud S. - Complete
Invisible M by Tobirion reviews
Cloud inherits the house of his dreams after his Great-Uncle Hojo dies, and he thinks that finally, things might be looking up. It's too bad that he's not the only one inhabiting the mansion. ASGZC. **title changed momentarily-not permanent!**
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 110,393 - Reviews: 2240 - Favs: 1,611 - Follows: 1,798 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Sephiroth, Cloud S.
President's Sense of Humor by OnnaMusha reviews
Who knows he actually has some sense of humor?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Complete
Prank Time by Wolfy Loves You reviews
We all love Zack's pranks, but does it go a little too far when he dyes Septhiroth's hair pink?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
Ordinary Day by UnderdogAngel reviews
It's just another ordinary day in the Sector 5 slums of Midgar, thinks Zack Fair, SOLDIER 1st Class. The days all seem ordinary until a fiery inhabitant of the slums changes his thinking and, just maybe, his entire life...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 164,028 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/16/2011 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Zack F.
Secretary to the Generals by fringeperson reviews
oneshot. complete. do not own. Cloud realised that joining SOLDIER wouldn't get him close to his heroes or in a position to help them for a Very Long Time. He found another way to be of assistance. Yaoi, but nothing heavy.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,192 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 1,873 - Follows: 312 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Snoring by Soyna reviews
All Genesis was looking for was a quiet place to sleep.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Zack F., Genesis R.
Fear Itself by underhandlilies reviews
Going to military school is supposed to CURE Cloud of all his fears—but now that he's face to face with his ultimate fear, he can't really face it. Sorry, Mom. AU
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,201 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Sephiroth, Cloud S.
Boredom by OhJay reviews
Zack's suffering from extreme boredom and comes up with a list of 350 things he can do...This can only mean trouble for everyone else. Crack, NO YAOI! Implied ZackxAerith and CloudxTifa.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 18,108 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Zack F. - Complete
FF VII Q & A by QueenOfTheYaoi reviews
Self exclamitory. Ask whoever you want, whatever you want, and laugh at the hilarity that ensues. :3
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,870 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Cloud S.
Imagine Them All in Their Underwear by Jukebox Hound reviews
Zack wants Cloud's help, but passing notes in front of the whole of ShinRa while the president is giving a speech probably isn't the way to ask. ZxC, SxZxCxA, written for artimusdin.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,818 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 37 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Zack F., Cloud S.
Of Puppies and Kittens by RegenesisX reviews
In which Sephiroth discovers that he too can suffer from "cuteness overload." And that Zack is severely allergic to cats. EDITED 5/23/2014
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,120 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Sephiroth, Zack F., Genesis R. - Complete
Woodchuck Day by RegenesisX reviews
In which Sephiroth is introduced to psychotic computers and pointless holidays. EDITED 5/23/2014
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,093 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Sephiroth, Genesis R. - Complete
Like A Halo In Reverse by AxuMutunL
Maybe I'm really not cut out to be a SOLDIER.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Cloud S. - Complete
Prisoners of War Omake by XpaperplaneX reviews
Chapter 5: ShinRa's annual Midwinter Party is something all SOLDIERs and their partners look forward too. Unfortunately, they sometimes forget that not everyone knows the about the party's conventions.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,375 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
Upon Broken Dreams by ThetaWolfe reviews
AU Zack was forgetting, forgetting things, people, and places, even himself...He knew Hojo had irreparably changed them...He could hear Cloud's tortured, broken, wordless screams. Zack bit into the metal harder.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,797 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 12/10/2010 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Cloud S., Zack F.
Zack saw Genesis kissing Sephiroth last night by valeries26 reviews
Zack was supposed to be asleep... Parody of I saw mommy kissing Stanta Claus.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Sephiroth, Genesis R. - Complete
Final Fantasy Seven: Texts From Last Night by Soyna reviews
Inspired drabbles based on humorous texts messages from the TFLN. Strange and quirkly little stories that will include all eventually. Latest: Hey this one is at 100... go to the MORE version for MOAR!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 100 - Words: 47,501 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 1/3/2010
Our House by FratBoizInc reviews
Imagine the following description in the epic movie commercial voice: 7 men, one possibly haunted, degrading house. Can they survive each other's antics? Can they escape brain freeze? Can they find enough money to afford nice things? Read and find o
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,003 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/20/2010 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
Let's meet again in the next life by FenrirRider reviews
Some bonds could not be broken even by death.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
After The 5th Act by Eriol-sama reviews
A collection of stories that picks up right after the epilogue of Sinnatious' The Fifth Act. It will focus more on the interaction of Cloud, Sephiroth, Zack, Genesis, Angeal and Kunsel also his 'nephew'. This is Gen, at least for now ;P
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,737 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 10/26/2010 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
The Problem With Boredom by TheAssassinRenevaron reviews
Bad things happen when Genesis Rhapsodos is bored…and drunk. And to make matters worse, Reno was the cause of it. Now both redheads are crashed in Sephiroth's office, drunk and obnoxious. Zack comes at the wrong time and is stuck watching them with him.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Genesis R., Sephiroth - Complete
Mr Funny by Diaphanous reviews
Sets of drabbles. Zack is odd. Angeal can only watch.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,715 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 10/15/2010 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Zack F., Angeal H. - Complete
The Fifth Act by Sinnatious reviews
Cloud has an accident with a Time materia. There are people to save, and for that, some people need to die.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 38 - Words: 169,887 - Reviews: 2672 - Favs: 5,045 - Follows: 1,418 - Updated: 9/15/2010 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Phantasm by Tobirion reviews
There were things outside their tent, Cloud knew. Waiting for them. Watching. ...Maybe. His imagination always made it hard to sleep. Angeal/Sephiroth/Cloud.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,988 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Sephiroth, Cloud S. - Complete
Chocobo Farm by Rethira reviews
It had to happen. In one of the several billion parallel universes, it had to happen. And to be honest, Zack liked his chocobos, even if Sephiroth was always trying to eat him.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,681 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Zack F.
Off Course: The Delivery Boy Saga by Diaphanous reviews
Another route for Cloud. Another chance for redemption. Another trip back in time. Cloud is going to put the past off course, whether Gaia likes it or not.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,599 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Cloud S., Vincent V. - Complete
Exit by Scarlet Rhapsody reviews
While fiddling with an Exit materia, Cloud thinks back onto the events of Meteor. Something unthinkable happens. Time-travel.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,706 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
C4 In The Kitchen by ChaoxxYori reviews
Aeris teaches Zack to cook, er sorta. Cloud/Zack, one-shot
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
Aisle 3 by BubbleFairy03 reviews
Cloud Strife was a fairly normal teenager, working at his local supermarket to save for college. Zack Fair was a fairly abnormal customer, who seemed to think making his cashier blush was his greatest mission in life. Clack AU
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,461 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 42 - Published: 4/20/2010 - [Cloud S., Zack F.] - Complete
Reasons Why Sephiroth is a Bad Boyfriend by Tobirion reviews
Sephiroth really was an absolutely terrible boyfriend, Cloud realized. Except... he wasn't. Not at all, really. It was complicated. Sephiroth/Cloud, for Xiaa.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,653 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Sephiroth, Cloud S. - Complete
Modern Warfare by Crystilia Aerosine reviews
The Lifestream was only trying to protect them and keep Cloud happy. But Zack and Sephiroth never imagined they would be dropped back on to a war-torn Gaia. Is there even still a chance with Cloud now that he's an adult? S/Z/C & C/Re/Ru Warnings Inside!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 60,296 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
Five Shades of Skin by SarissaDiablo reviews
Angeal and Cloud have been teasing their lovers for a month, now it's time for them to get what's been coming to them. Serious Yaoi A/G/C/Z/S Yes, all five. Wolfish Ways Series :D For Tobi-Uchiha Enjoy!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 32 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
21 Steps for Cosplaying to SOLDIER First Class by Eriol-sama reviews
Well, title says enough and it's in the same setting of the orgy-relationship story. Pairing: Established AngealxVincentxGenesisxZackxCloudxSephiroth. CRACK Ahead! Mind your Mind!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,184 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Genesis R., Zack F. - Complete
Canvas by Expressive Dissonance reviews
Cloud is vandalized and Genesis and Sephiroth are much pleased. Gift-fic for Tobi-Uchiha.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Dear General Sephiroth by XxSephFanxX reviews
The sequel to Zack the Unstoppable is here! With the help of Zack, Cloud attempts to give Sephiroth a love note. But nothing could ever possibly go wrong, could it? SephxCloud
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,036 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Zack the Unstoppable by XxSephFanxX reviews
Zack ain't afraid of no ghosts. But what happens when he and Cloud stumble upon the old Materia Lab at Shinra? For Tobi-Uchiha! The sequel is up now!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,423 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Zack F., Cloud S. - Complete
Insanity by Amarissia reviews
Cloud has one of the oddest days of his young life. Part of the Decorum series.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,026 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
Schizophrenia by Listlessness reviews
During one of his trips to the lab, Sephiroth is given his psychological examination by one of the many assistants. You gotta feel sorry for the poor guy. The assistant, that is.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Sephiroth - Complete
Dead to the World by LuckyLadybug reviews
During a bad storm, Sephiroth, Cloud, Zack, and Angeal find themselves in a mansion that's far more than an average haunted house. And someone from their pasts is there, too....
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,097 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Sephiroth, Cloud S. - Complete
Mad World by Rakunya reviews
A fusion of worlds that none know the cause of created a new world order. As that order falls into chaos, a new hero rises up to aid the legendary warriors is battle, but how can he help when he doesn't know who he is?
Final Fantasy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 51,126 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/3/2008 - Published: 7/8/2006
Impressions by Amarissia reviews
3rd Class SOLDIER Zack Fair's memorable first meeting with Sephiroth. Part of the Decorum series.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,092 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Sephiroth, Zack F. - Complete
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InSaniTy reviews
Zack is insane, that much is for sure. a collection of oneshots based on zack and all of the retarded/insane/evil/etc. things he does. Read and review please .
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 29,789 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Zack F.
Relaxation reviews
Cloud has had a hard week at ShinRa academy and Zack wants to help him "relax". When Angeal, Genesis, and Sephiroth decide to help as well, Zack is overjoyed. Hopefully now they can help Cloud relax... story complete
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,023 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Zack F., Cloud S. - Complete
Fun with Foil reviews
Finals are here. that sucks. Zack tries to cheer up his friend and get her to forget about finals... OC and a lot of OOC on Zack's and Angeal's part... please be nice... old giftfic for twilight valentine
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Angeal H., Zack F. - Complete
Of Chocobos and Elevators reviews
Cloud is afraid of heights. Like seriously afraid. It doesn't help that Zack enjoys taking the glass elevator whenever they hang out together. What will cloud do? How will he survive? D
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,009 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
Welcome Home! reviews
Angeal is gone on a mission for a long time and Zack missed him terribly. So, he decides to throw the older SOLDIER a party, Zack style. Slight fluff... if thats what you can call it D
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Angeal H., Zack F. - Complete
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