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Author has written 10 stories for Skins, and Glee.

australian...huge pop culture nerd...music lover...documentary geek...funny lady with ADD...coffee = me

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come bitch at me for not updating...i need the guilt. seriously.

[june '13 - there have been some reviews asking me about SIHNT and what is happening with it, but since they're guest reviews i can't get back to them so here it is: i do plan on continuing it, so i don't want to reveal to people what the "mysteries" of the story are...i'm just not sure when i will be able to start writing it again. hopefully soon. hopefully people will be interested...i know i'm testing your patience and i'm really sorry about that]

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Set the World on Fire by Cora709 reviews
For six months Santana has been living in New York City with Kurt and Rachel, but now Brittany has received her diploma and is finally coming to join them. Can new relationships accommodate old ones? And can the past ever really be recaptured?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 260,404 - Reviews: 1083 - Favs: 1,450 - Follows: 1,280 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Santana L., Brittany P. - Complete
Till Summer Comes Around by peytonscott87 reviews
When Emily Fitch goes on vacation with her parents to America the last thing she expects to find is love, especially in the form of brash Naomi Campbell, a local with quite a reputation. AU Naomily based off of The Notebook.
Skins - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 54,320 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 9/6/2014 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Emily F., Naomi C.
Ink by niceoneBlondie reviews
AU. Naomi had a throbbing headache and no recollection of the night before. She quickly realized that not only was her head hurting, so was her wrist. As she stared down at it in disbelief, she tried to remember how the letter E got tattooed on her skin.
Skins - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 151,082 - Reviews: 1613 - Favs: 981 - Follows: 1,060 - Updated: 6/2/2014 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Naomi C., Emily F.
Music Box by EverShadow reviews
AU: Set in a fictional 18th century Europe. At age 10, Santana Lopez, born into the wealthy and influential Lopez family, comes to acquire a peasant girl by the name of Brittany. And despite class differences, Santana falls in love with her.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 181,004 - Reviews: 2217 - Favs: 2,132 - Follows: 2,406 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Santana L., Brittany P.
Dunder Mifflin, Lima Branch by mykindofparty reviews
A glimpse inside Dunder Mifflin Inc. proves to be highly compelling when the camera focuses more on its employees' drama and less on… paper. The Office/Glee crossover.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 104,482 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 531 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Santana L., Brittany P.
Can You Keep A Secret? by KairiM reviews
Naomi's life was destroyed within one helpless night, the one that drove her to insanity, the one she will never forget. She lost everything. Three years later, she returns to Bristol. Everything is so familiar but so different. Can she ever move on with these haunting memories carved into her brain? Warning: This story contains rape.
Skins - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 138,245 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 3/7/2013 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Naomi C., Emily F. - Complete
The Girl Next Door by TequilaQuest reviews
Too often we under estimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 176,827 - Reviews: 1664 - Favs: 1,635 - Follows: 2,098 - Updated: 2/27/2013 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Brittany P., Santana L.
Mistaken Judgement by KairiM reviews
Emily and Freddie are like blood brothers, they'd do anything for each other. Effy and Naomi are emotionless and cold. The pairs clash, until Emily sees a new side to Naomi, one she much prefers. Have they judged each other too quickly? And is it enough to stop the rebellious red head from going completely off the rails?
Skins - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 67,851 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Emily F., Naomi C. - Complete
2859 by Halfrobotchicken reviews
Santana Lopez is a publicist in New York trying to rein in the biggest ego the city's ever seen. Brittany Pierce is attempting to create the next big thing in Seattle. They're 2859 miles apart, but one wrong number just might change everything.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 63,404 - Reviews: 2631 - Favs: 2,702 - Follows: 2,062 - Updated: 11/7/2012 - Published: 10/3/2012 - Brittany P., Santana L. - Complete
Fate Has Laid A Hand: A Brittana Fanfiction by heyheynaynay reviews
Santana Lopez arrives as a new teacher at William McKinley High where cheerleader Brittany Pierce is in her senior year. I know this a crappy summary but the story is most definitely better, really. Brittana love story.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 64,867 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 746 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Brittany P., Santana L.
Coming Back To You by post-war reviews
Emily and Naomi break up after Emily finds out Naomi cheated on her with Sophia. Four years later, having had their whole university career to shape and mature them, they meet again.
Skins - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,142 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Naomi C., Emily F. - Complete
Tattoo by littleoases reviews
"She soaks it in for a few seconds—this night, this place, these friends, this family room floor, this girl—before she says it back." Post-3x11. Brittana.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,302 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 36 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Brittany P., Santana L. - Complete
I Hold A Force I Can't Contain by HyperFitched reviews
AU future story. Naomi and Cook run a Circus Company in Bristol, where most of the other gen2 characters are also performers. What happens when they decide to hire a new act from London for their forthcoming show? Don't be afraid, this is modern circus.
Skins - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 138,699 - Reviews: 1192 - Favs: 869 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Emily F., Naomi C. - Complete
Relapse by lilylovelessequalswin reviews
Naomi suffers a relapse, and this time, she might not come out of it alive. Set post Series 3.
Skins - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,978 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Naomi C., Emily F.
Hindsight by Trufreak89 reviews
The story of the infamous first kiss, as told by a fourteen year old Naomi.
Skins - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,590 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Naomi C., Emily F.
It Ends Tonight by Miss Peg reviews
What if series 4 never happened? Naomi still got scared, but instead of cheating, she ran; escaped the relationship and her life. Until one day she comes back to Bristol and things begin to change all over again. / Naomily.
Skins - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,231 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Naomi C., Emily F. - Complete
No Barrier by lazyboo reviews
AU - Naomi Campbell has moved to Bristol for a new start. She meets Emily Fitch at university, and they make an immediate connection. Can they overcome their age difference and Naomi's past to create a future together? Naomi's POV
Skins - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 89,763 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Emily F., Naomi C. - Complete
It's not that easy by Itinerant Poet reviews
Naomi dreams of her red-haired girl... lets see what happens... *please R&R* High rating for possible extra chapters later!
Skins - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,468 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/19/2011 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Naomi C., Emily F.
Velvet by mevsmaradonavselvis reviews
Pretty much AU."Maybe i should just leave love alone, you call out my name for the love you need, which you won't find in me." Naomi/Effy, Naomi/Emily.
Skins - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,113 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Naomi C.
Flickers by Ladyhawk1709 reviews
How could she explain, when she didn't even know what was going on herself? What if things didn't happen they way they were supposed to. AU setting
Skins - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 152,959 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Naomi C., Emily F. - Complete
Headlights On Dark Roads by GOODMORNINGHEARTACHE reviews
Naomi and Freddie are best friends. Freddie lives with the Fitches. Naomi has been in love with Emily since she was 12. Nobody knows. A lot of weed etc. Rest of the gang. Pretty much AU. Own nothing, know nothing. NOTE! Involves parts of violence etc.
Skins - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,550 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Naomi C., Emily F.
Put A Ring On It by lazyboo reviews
AU - A piece of Christmas fluff based on No Barrier. A reflection from Emily's POV
Skins - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Emily F., Naomi C. - Complete
Half asleep by RuinMyLife reviews
AU- Naomi is a med student, Emily has a plan. A plan in which Naomi takes an important place, but Emily never thought Naomi would become the center of everything. Neither did Naomi.
Skins - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 64,341 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Emily F., Naomi C.
Heart Skipped a Beat by Blue-Eyed-Blonde90 reviews
After a year abroad, Naomi returns to Bristol with a new outlook on life. She comes home promising herself to make amends with the one person she ever loved. But after all this time and with so much history, will things ever be the same again? Naomily
Skins - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 151,280 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 11/3/2010 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Naomi C., Emily F. - Complete
Outrun by the-empire-falls reviews
Naomi's home after two years abroad. Emily doesn't care. At least, she tries not to care. Post 408
Skins - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,643 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 10/29/2010 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Naomi C., Emily F.
Love Accidentally by letyourdorkout reviews
AU Fic. Every time Naomi and Emily meets, non-stop bickering happens. With Naomi's bitchiness and Emily's witty remarks, will there be any space for love?
Skins - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 187,545 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Emily F., Naomi C.
Border Reivers by post-war reviews
Set a few years after 408. Naomi's and Emily's lives have spiralled in two very different directions. Can they carry on the way they've been living? Or do they still need each other?
Skins - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,841 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Emily F., Naomi C.
The Place To Be by LostInGreenEyes reviews
AU fic. Naomi and Emily meet for the first time at university and don't get the best start.
Skins - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 58,801 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Naomi C., Emily F.
Habits by AssassinsLover reviews
A series of Naomily based ficlets, one for each track of the album Habits by Neon Trees.
Skins - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,482 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Emily F., Naomi C. - Complete
Electric Feel by foolishgames reviews
AU. Naomi's life has become pretty typical, steady day job, steady friends, steady life. But what happens when after one night of unbridled passion she suddenly finds herself chasing after something she never thought she'd want?
Skins - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 26 - Words: 76,436 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Naomi C., Emily F. - Complete
Wanted by ThePurpleSpider reviews
AU. Naomi's a homicide detective and Emily's a defence attorney. What happens when their worlds collide? A bit of a tired storyline, but do give it a read!
Skins - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,435 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Emily F., Naomi C.
Growing Pains by Miss Peg reviews
When Cook and Naomi get into an argument and end up in the the path of an oncoming vehicle, a whole train of events follow as their lives keep colliding with each other and the twins in the car. / Naomi, Emily, Katie and Cook / Joint with Hac92
Skins - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,806 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 3/14/2010
Just Hold Me by Nutmeg321 reviews
Set Six years after series 4, what if Emily didn't say anything after Naomi declared her love? Now more mature, the past Naomi has been running from is about to catch up and change everything. Please Read and Review. Spoilers Naomily!
Skins - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,208 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Naomi C., Emily F. - Complete
Felt It All Before by Miss Peg reviews
10 years later; Naomi & Emily are friends; best friends. They've moved on from college, have new loves & new lives. But when things change for the people around them, they find themselves pushed together in more ways than one. / Naomily, Cook/Katie
Skins - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 43,019 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Emily F., Naomi C. - Complete
Vanishing by Circle142 reviews
AU - The much-requested cross-country crime spree adventure is here at last-a twisted and colorful journey through the USA, chasing answers and each other.
Skins - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 44,941 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Emily F., Naomi C. - Complete
Its Not All So Black And White by FaithSky reviews
Sequel to New Foundations - set five years after the NF fic, with changes happening all around them can Emily and Naomi stay the same? Or will everything they thought they knew turn out to be changing too? Naomilly, Effy Mel Yes she is back! :D
Skins - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 79,011 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Naomi C., Emily F. - Complete
Do You Want the Truth or Something Beautiful? by wozzywoz reviews
Emily and Naomi are together follwing Pandora's party but decide their relationship is more exciting and much less complicated keeping it a secret from thier friends. But as their relationship leaks out how will they cope and will their relationship last?
Skins - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,237 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Emily F., Naomi C.
Gravity by ThaDarkSlayer reviews
AU-ish. Naomily. The voice. It's the voice that draws Naomi in.
Skins - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,393 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Naomi C., Emily F.
Before We Come Undone by Taylor210 reviews
What if Emily can't forgive me?". "I would have done anything in the world for you". "Its all pretend, its all gone". "There's nothing left" Naomi&Emily Fic,Please review
Skins - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,156 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Naomi C., Emily F.
No Memory aka The Trial of Emily Fitch by Circle142 reviews
AU - Accused of a horrible crime and waking up with no memory of the events, Emily Fitch is in desperate need of help. Enter Naomi Campbell - top defense attorney. As the case unfolds, Naomi finds her client complicates her life like she never expected.
Skins - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 38,349 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Naomi C., Emily F. - Complete
Promise Not to Stop When I Say When by words end here reviews
Summary: They will never have what they had before. But maybe they can have something better. This is how Naomi reprimands. Post 4x02, Emily/Naomi, AU. Oneshot.
Skins - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,604 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Naomi C., Emily F. - Complete
Always by words end here reviews
Set after 3x04. How will the gang handle the morning after? Mainly Emily/Naomi, mentions of Cook/Effy/Freddie and Cook/Pandora.
Skins - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Naomi C., Emily F. - Complete
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Two Kids Without Their Jackets reviews
"Santana knows she's the wrong type. She's known it for as long as she can remember because that's what she's been told her whole life. But the thing Santana knows most of all is that she's never going to get out of this town." AU high school Brittana - Santana has a troubled past and believes she'll never get out of Lima, that is until the new girl catches her eye. Angsty romance.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 95,298 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 3/1/2014 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Brittany P., Santana L.
Two Kids Without Their Jackets Prompts reviews
Collection of prompts from my TKWTJ-Verse previously posted on my tumblr, (link in my profile). If you have any ideas for prompts you'd like to see please hit me up on tumblr, in a review or PM!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,806 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 30 - Published: 2/16/2014 - Santana L., Brittany P.
Staring Up At Worlds Beyond Our Own reviews
The first time they meet they are far too young to know it. The second time they meet is in the playroom at the hospital. The third time they meet Santana is running away from one of the nurses. The last time they meet Brittany is wandering the halls of the hospital completely lost. Mostly fluffy oneshot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,248 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/14/2013 - [Santana L., Brittany P.] - Complete
You Love Love Love, When You Know I Can't Love reviews
She cherishes these peaceful moments when being in love with a girl isn't a problem. When it isn't the best and worst thing that could have possibly happened to her. Angsty with a bit of fluff one-shot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,263 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Brittany P., Santana L. - Complete
Give Me Your Hand, and I'll Hold It reviews
Brittany really wants to talk to the new girl in her class...but there's a reason why Santana Lopez can't hear her talking to her in the hall. AU high school Brittana...deaf Santana...only a little bit angsty and mostly fluffy cuteness. One-shot
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,393 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 64 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Brittany P., Santana L. - Complete
Give Me Your Eyes, I Need Sunshine reviews
Angsty slightly AU oneshot - Naomi dealing with her estranged father dying. Focuses on her life-long friendship with Effy and her relationship with Emily.
Skins - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,973 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Naomi C., Emily F. - Complete
Somewhere I Have Never Travelled reviews
Naomily AU with the rest of the gang - Naomi is new at college, quiet and shy, while Emily is a self-imposed social outcast and troublemaker, determined to push everyone away...lots of angst...romance...and a bit of humour...
Skins - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 116,946 - Reviews: 1356 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Naomi C., Emily F.
All That I Want for Christmas reviews
...is to give my love away. AU Naomi and Emily are friends in uni, but the blonde harbours a secret crush. She also doesn't believe in Christmas, but when Emily can't go home for the holidays, Naomi might find herself sharing the christmas spirit afterall
Skins - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,211 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Emily F., Naomi C. - Complete
Memories & Dust reviews
Series of one-shots following Emily and Naomi's life together...fluff, a wee bit of angst, and appearances by other characters...Sequel to my fic Static Waves, although it can be read by itself.
Skins - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 92,794 - Reviews: 732 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Emily F., Naomi C. - Complete
Static Waves reviews
Kinda AUish. Post S3Ep9 Naomily fight there is no love ball and no Cyprus. Emily and Naomi snuck around all summer but now Emily is sick of hiding and Naomi still can't admit her feelings. So what happens when Emily tries to move on?
Skins - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 59,948 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Emily F., Naomi C. - Complete