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Joined 03-27-10, id: 2304654, Profile Updated: 08-05-12
Author has written 9 stories for Naruto, Twilight, Vampire Knight, Discworld, Good Omens, Justice League, and Sisters Grimm.

Yes, well, (cough). Hello, lateral and bi-lateral thinkers. Before you ask, No, I have no idea what eithe rof thosse tems mean. But they sound nice, don't they? My name is Witch Fang and I am currently residing in New Zealand, a happy little maori just riding the wave currents. I got into writing a long time ago, longer than I can remember at least. Which, since I can't rightly pronounce what I had for break fast most days, doesn't sound very impressive does it?

(world weary sigh)

Where does that leave me? Ah, yes. trying to fill space. Despite that I am unusually new to fn fiction and was brought about it by a good friend of mine. Shout out to Yan. Woo hoo, Yan. (0_0) I'm watching you. In a non-stalker way, obviously. uhmmmm...

That was not creepy at all, was it children? No. It wasn't. Wonders over towards an open window. Contemplates. Decides against signalling for my fiance batman. Okay. So I'm desperately and "most ardently" in love with the following. Not because of any particular theme or trait, just because they're all awesome. Mr Darcy, (like how can you not?), Vetinarri (I don't care how old you are. You're smexi), Kaname and Zero (like cake and more cake), Kyouya off Ouran (Oh Kyouya. You sexy beast. lolages), Tsuruga Ren (because yo usmile when you're really evil), Sho (Because you actually are evil) and Jhonny depp (because you are the tragic love story we all love).

I don't go to any meetings concerning chronic addiction to fangirling, though I probably shoud. i love manga and anime and bishies. I LOVE my bishies. One day, I'm going to find a geek who will invent a machine to bring bishies to life. If you review me, I may even share with you.

A little warning for any one lookin' for sense in my writing, I should probably put up a sign. It would say, TURN BACK NOW. Cause there isn't any really. it's all a lot of fangirly fluff. But if you're into that then heeeeeeey, buddy. Jump on this non-cruise rollerl coaster. I've only got two speeds. Walk, (damn those jogging bastards) and fangirl.

Right. Well. Until I think of somehting else to say, that's it. Bye.

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Crushing on You by Sour Queen reviews
I, Uzumaki Naruto, am finally at my desperation point to fall in love. And because of said desperation point, I have fully drawn out a list of totally dateable people to try and I HAVE to fall for one of them before I reach Sasuke's name..AU. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,009 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Duty of Lions and Men by BlueBastard reviews
Hector's sword stops short of killing Patroclus. A lion stalks the forest, blue eyes burning for the Trojan prince. This time, however, it is not anger and hatred, but something else... SLASH Hector/Achilles
Troy - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,688 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Hector, Achilles
Vampires and Skeletons, Deary,Deary Me by reganmacneil reviews
When Skulduggery and Valkyrie go to forks to investigate some strange animal killings, Valkyrie meets a strange boy and his family. Very soon, chaos ensues.Valkyrie and Edward.
Crossover - Twilight & Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,905 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 9/13/2009
Three Days Grace by Temperance reviews
SLASH! When Jacob and Edward finally meet up without Bella around Jacob realizes he might feel differently for Edward than he thought, and that Edward may too. Jacob/Edward *Read this story or gnomes will steal your underpants!* COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 90,264 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Jacob, Edward - Complete
Beginnings by Rayneken reviews
Naruto was six years old when he met the man who changed his life. ...Now he's kind of just hoping he survives it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 81,685 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 1,116 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
We Are Kings and Queens by DeviantSlashGod reviews
My Lord is rather affectionate this morning, isn't he?" Kyouya x Tamaki, eventual yaoi. The twins decide that enough is enough, and they will sort out this sexual frustration one way or another, even if it meant locking them in a closet.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 63,855 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 12/10/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Tamaki S., Kyōya O. - Complete
Point Proven by Jazyrha reviews
Wally has a point to prove. /Bruce/Wally/
Justice League - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,462 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Bruce W./Batman, Wally W./Flash
The Tale of the Demon Lord by Kitty Gets Loose reviews
A yaoi Inucest fairytale-style story that is strictly for adult readers - what happens when Sesshomaru brings his little brother home after nearly 200 years? Please do not read this if you are underage or offended by such themes.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 219,043 - Reviews: 1040 - Favs: 845 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 2/22/2010 - [Sesshomaru, Inuyasha] - Complete
Strategies of War by Naic reviews
Jack Sparrow and the Black Pearl are unexpectedly captured by Commodore Norrington on HMS Dauntless; unexpectedly for both the pirate and the Commodore. Is Jack prepared to pay what the Commodore wants for his and his and his crew's freedom? Warning Slash
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,676 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, James N. - Complete
Kiss with a Fist by Akiru chan reviews
Sometimes love consists of tender touches and affectionate kisses, and sometimes it can only be expressed with a well aimed punch to the jaw.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,184 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Masochism Tango by xlizardbreath reviews
When Jacob Black gets the perfect revenge on Edward Cullen he never intended for things to become so skewed. An undeniable connection is made, but what will become of Bella and this twisted tale of a horrible romance?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,918 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Jacob, Edward
Confrontation by Clashedncut13 reviews
Jacob fantasizes about Edward, and Edward confronts him.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,388 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Whispers by duchess-susan reviews
Vlad and Agnes again. A one-shot. He returns for her. We all know that's how 'Carpe Jugulum' should have ended.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Agnes, Vlad de M. - Complete
Bite Sized by Sour Queen reviews
It's simple. One bet. If Zero wins, then he gets Kaname as a personal servant for a week. If Kaname wins, he gets a kiss. And Zero doesn't want Kaname to win...nope, not at all...yaoi. KxZ
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,769 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Kaname K., Zero K. - Complete
Virgin Slave by Ebony-Knight reviews
Damned by his parents, hated by his brother, Zero is sold into slavery. Will he find salvation in his new master or does more suffering await him? Cursed Twins Theme
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 57,644 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Kaname K., Zero K. - Complete
Waxing Gibbous by Lady Shadow reviews
Edward and Jacob are both left at loose ends in the aftermath of Bella's transformation. EdwardJacob.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 80,292 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Unofficial Followers by De Ore Leonis reviews
It would take one of the seven demon princes to corrupt the holy Standard Bearer Michael and it would take Asmodeus himself, the demon prince of lust, to make him enjoy it. Asmodeus/Michael.
Bible - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,957 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Michael - Complete
Cold by LeaNicolaie reviews
A sick Kaname is a grouchy Kaname. Can a visit from his hunter make him feel that much better? KanaZero
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Kaname K., Zero K. - Complete
Vampire Mystery Date by TheSicklyRoseVamp1229 reviews
Kaname has, finally, broken up with Yuki and is looking for someone new. He enters a gameshow where three sexy guys are waiting for him to choose between them; Aido,Ichijo, and Zero. dirty jokes,implyed Yaoi, sexiness!
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Kaname K., Zero K. - Complete
Dinner Dates by Sour Queen reviews
Yuuki is finally able to convince Kaname to come over for dinner, and finally able to coax Zero into making it for them. And even if Zero doesn't see any reward for doing it, Kaname is able to show him good things happen for cute vampires.. KxZ, yaoi. OOC
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,469 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Kaname K., Zero K. - Complete
Hangover by Lady Alyss reviews
Alternative ending to "Skulduggery Pleasant and the Odd Coincidence" It needed to be said and in a very M rated way.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Complete
Love At First Sight by mondaymocha reviews
Kaname, while possibly inebriated, makes an unexpected visit to the Chairman's kitchen one morning while Zero was making breakfast. K/Z. Fluff, crack, and OOC-ness.
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Kaname K., Zero K. - Complete
Intoxicating Aroma by All Tears Must Fall reviews
Jacob/Edward Jakeward JacobxEdward SLASH - Bella was fast asleep and Edward hears Jacob in the yard. One thing leads to another...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 28 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Paranoia by adele4 reviews
Vimes x Vetinari, post-Jingo: Vimes suddenly finds himself distrusting the solidity of the City Watch's handcuffs.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Vetinari, Sam Vimes - Complete
Hypothetically by Perfectly Maple reviews
Squidward/SpongeBob monologue. Squidward poses an intiguing theory to SpongeBob. Slash.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Squidward, SpongeBob - Complete
Candlelight by adele4 reviews
Set after "Feet of Clay". Vimes and Vetinari cuddle after sex, and have a tender and open conversation. Comparatively.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,417 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Sam Vimes, Vetinari - Complete
Teammate by Enchanting Slasher reviews
But the scariest thing is that no matter what the situation, Wally knows who he'll save first. Hints of slash. Bruce/Wally. Completed one-shot.
Justice League - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Complete
Control by Fading Grace reviews
Vetinari is always in control. VV. Rated M for a reason. Oneshot, probably... nope, continued.
Discworld - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,968 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/19/2007 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Complete
The Danger of Trying New Things by Kagedtiger reviews
Vimes discovers that some strange characters have come to his city. More important than who they are, however, is why they're here. [slash: a little Greebo x Vimes, a little more Greebo x Vetinari]
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,793 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/4/2007 - Published: 3/1/2004
New Years Resolution by Dark Chibi Cherub reviews
Shonen ai: VladDanny. Pompous pep! Vlad’s New Year resolution doesn’t involve kissing Danny, but it ends up that way.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,484 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Danny F., Vlad M. - Complete
Cities Apart by Winter-Eyes reviews
Vimes needs sleep...and a drink. What he doesn't need is a meeting with Vetinari...and everything that happens after that. VV slash, slightly AU. Please R&R...don't make me beg!
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,285 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/21/2005 - Published: 4/16/2004 - Complete
Believable VV slash scenario 1: SexorDie by slashdragons reviews
Now that I'm resigned to being a vimes-vetinari slasher... I was trying to think of any way at all that the pairing was believable. So far, I've got: 1. End of the World, Sex or Die. There you are, then! PG
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/12/2004
The Politics of by Tinselcat reviews
Rincewind's got several prices on his head, one comissioned by (gasp!) Lord Vetinari! what on the disc is going on? SLASH Rincewind/ Vetinari. unabridged version will be posted on my website for notification when that goes up, email me. FINISHED!!
Discworld - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,302 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 13 - Updated: 11/16/2002 - Published: 9/13/2002
Lalahahala Juice by JadeDragoness reviews
[Slash] Vimes has to deal with a Vetinari who is hyper, drugged, and horny. HUMOR FIC.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,791 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/24/2002
Long Dark Night by Mistress Arion reviews
Havelock Vetinari is kidnapped and tortured, leaving Sam Vimes to examine his real feelings for the Patrician. WARNING: SLASH SLASH SLASH, implied non-con, implied torture. If you don't like the idea of Vimes/Vetinari, DON'T READ THIS. (There, you've been
Discworld - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,977 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/12/2001
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Why is It ? reviews
It's not quite a question, or even a conversation, but there's the hint that maybe there could be. Vimes/Vetinari
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Vetinari, Sam Vimes
Once upon a Crime Agiain reviews
Puck has been badly hurt, battered by the menacing Jabberwocky, and while he's being healed he latches on, not to Sabrina but Mr.Canis. Strange circumstances in both cases means that anything can happen really, this is a fairy tale after all. P/C Rated T for now.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,327 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Mr. Canis, Puck
Captivated reviews
Hijinks and Kerfuffles, and suddenly Bruce Wayne is in the protective custody of the one and only man of steel. But who would want to try and kill the playboy millionaire? And what does Batman have to say about all this?
Justice League - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, Clark K./Kal-El/Superman
Seven Days reviews
Is all it takes for two men to realize that some creations are worth the struggle. Rated T for curse words and slash.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/26/2012 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
An innocent game reviews
It was just a game. But four years later Zero's back and Kaname is ready to extract his revenge, and his price for that game so long a go. What does he want? Simple. To win. Rated M, because kaname is a manipulating bastard and always gets his way.
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,771 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Zero K., Kaname K.
Chains of daimond reviews
Naruto is sold to Sasuke after the death of his teacher and only father figure, Iruka.Feeling angry and reentful, how will this new arrangment work? Infused with dark humor. SLASH so Deal with it. Please REVIEW MY WORK! do it. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 29,377 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/9/2010 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
That doesn't change anything reviews
Night watch Vetinari/Vimes slash. Set during Night Watch, what if Sam met Vetinari back then? And, sorta, possibly, maybe something...ocured? Lemon. Perhaps maybe a sequel. I don't know.
Discworld - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,649 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Sam Vimes, Vetinari
Lovely fang marks reviews
Edwards life was so morbid, so depressing so absolutely boring. That was until he moved to Forks and found a clan of wolves who were more feral than fatal and a particular boy who sent him over the edge. And he thought his un-life couldn't be interesting
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,305 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Edward, Jacob
Dreams really do come true reviews
Sasuke starts having exlicit dreams after the kiss in like, episode 1. And when it seems fate keeps pushing them tgether, Sasuke doesn't dosn't know how to keep a straight face. RR please.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,945 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.