Felar
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Joined 06-24-02, id: 230479, Profile Updated: 03-11-13
Author has written 2 stories for Stargate: SG-1, and Lois and Clark.

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I guess it's silly to think I can sum up who I am in a few paragraphs but I've always liked trying. Weither or not it's a congregation of beliefs, a list of likes and hobbies or even an essay I've written on life, liberties or sex, whatever I choose to put down here will be only one facet of the real person I am. This is, of course, dependent on the fact of weither or not I am an expert on myself. (This is a consistently disputed issue.) It's only natural for me to try but then again, nature points out the folly of man. I hope you can gleam a tedima of who I am from this my version of the Sam Crow monologue.


I believe in life, both here and there. (There being anywhere that isn't, wasn't or will not be, here.) I believe in Zuul. I believe in the truth of statistics, but never tell me the odds, because in a way not dissimilar to hadron particles, you cannot actually know both the fraction, and what the odds are of... Unless I'm on camera, then tell me the odds, for that will always skew them in my favor.

I believe there is no truth worth attaining that can't be shared. I believe in time travel. I believe in divine existence, for if you must ask, yes, I'm a god. I believe in the Prime Directive, except in matters of love, The Golden Rule, except when buying gifts, and Rule 34, except when I'm looking.

I believe in unicorns, big-foot, werewolves, the Grim Reaper, cynicism, invisibility cloaks, skeptics, Nessie and non-virgins, but only in mutually exclusive quantities.

I believe in digital watches. I believe in phones that play TV shows, TVs that surf the Internet and computers that make phone calls. All four of which tell you the exact time, none of which is ever the same (which supports my belief in time-travel). I believe elves ride wolves, fairies used to be birds, and mushrooms grant wishes (but only wishes for big, small, yummy, high, 1-up or dead).

I believe in magic, because anything that isn't science is magic, and any scientist will be the first to admit science isn't everything.

I believe one must always choose the lesser of two weevils.

I believe in love at first sight, love triangles, and unrequited love. I believe in soul-mates. I believe that anybody who thinks that Lois and Clark, wouldn't work things out, are as naive as those that thought Lex was actually dead. I believe nothing good ever comes in a lead box.

I believe that truth looks different from every angle in space and time. I believe telepathy can and did exist, but that any and all species that developed it died out in one generation. I believe time heals all wounds and destroys all civilizations. I believe that space elevators are going to be achieved as soon as we blow up Jupiter.

I believe that since responsibility and power are directly proportionate (Stan Lee Law), and power and quantity are inversely proportionate (Ninja Law) then responsibility and quantity must be inversely proportionate. Which explains why you always eat the whole bag.

I believe whipped is an interception of the vinn-diagram for coffee, eggs, Rule 34, one-hit-wonders and dysfunctional relationships. I believe that the spice must flow.

I believe Java is the universal language, no matter your platform or coffee shop, and that the Lima Bean has the best Joe.

I believe that eating enough soda and pop rocks at the same time will kill you, from diabetic shock. I believe in Sonic Screwdrivers, but I don't believe drive-in-restaurants should sell vodka.

I believe that the cake is both a lie and not a lie until you open the orange box.

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The First Time by batwaynebruceman reviews
Kurt and Blaine decide to sleep together for the first time. Following "The First Time" from Season 3 of Glee. Note: There is sex in this. Kurt and Blaine do the dirty
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Mrs Troi's recipe for instant romance by AAnitab reviews
I realized one day as I read through DS9 fan fiction that there weren’t enough stories based on the episode "Infatuation". That hole simply begged to be filled and Kira and Bashir were the only ones that were both suggesting a scene together.
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,950 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/1/2009 - J. Bashir, Kira N. - Complete
The Three Rules by Scarlett Burns reviews
The moment you find out the name of the man who once saved your life can only be eclipsed by finding out that he may also moonlight in tights.
Lois and Clark - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,882 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Complete
Whisper Your Weakness by kayladie reviews
Luke and Mara impulsively begin an affair. Just when Luke thinks his dreams might be coming true, his worst nightmare comes to life. Very much AU.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 106,876 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Luke S., Mara Jade - Complete
Son of Jor El by Russkafin reviews
H.G. Wells appears in Smallville to warn Clark that something has gone horribly wrong with his future... he has become a tyrant instead of a superhero.
Crossover - Lois and Clark & Smallville - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 29,963 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/2/2005 - Complete
Basilisk by Carolyn R. Fulton reviews
The sequel to "Dreams Into Waking". Written during DS9's 4th season. Rated R for violence and sexual content.
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31,850 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/4/2004 - Kira N., Odo
Star Trek Deep Space Nine: STRIDER by Ael L. Bolt reviews
In an Alternate Timeline where O’Brien never left DS9, Jem’Hadar still take potshots at StarFleet ships, and Jadzia never died or married Worf, an evil alien lifeform wreaks havoc on Deep Space Nine. (Deadfic.)
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,057 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/16/2004 - Published: 10/22/2002 - J. Bashir, M. O'Brien
Dreams Into Waking by Carolyn R. Fulton reviews
Does a mysterious orb hold the key to Kira's inexplicable dreams about Odo? A ST:DS9 Season 3 Fanfic by Carolyn R. Fulton
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,313 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2003 - Kira N., Odo
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Here Comes the Sun reviews
AU also called Earth 2 Lois and Clark as mentioned in episodes Tempus Anyone?, Meet John Doe and Lois and Clarks. It turns out the AU Lois is still alive like H.G. Wells alludes to in the last few moments of Lois and Clarks. But her life is anything but roses.
Lois and Clark - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Complete
Denied Desires reviews
J/D Slash... Well it would be if they both would get over themselves.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/25/2002 - J. O'Neill, D. Jackson