Nueemann
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Joined 03-27-10, id: 2304794, Profile Updated: 01-10-13
Author has written 11 stories for Vampire Academy.

My profile image is a modified version of the insignia of the Global Defense Initiate, which is a faction from the Command and Conquer video game series.

Favorite Movies
District 9
V For Vendetta
Battle Royale
Equilibrium
A Clockwork Orange

Favorite Books
Vampire Academy Series
Nineteen Eighty-Four
Animal Farm
Metro 2033
The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy

Writing powered by DJ Amoureux's "White-Ra" series of house/trance/etc. mixes, they can be found at www.amoureux.in


# Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
# It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
# Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
# Nothing is as easy as it looks.
# Everything takes longer than you think.
# If anything simply cannot go wrong, it will anyway.
# Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first.
# Every solution breeds new problems.
# You will always find something in the last place you look
# If your looking for more than one thing, you'll find the most important one last.
# Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost you more than you thought.
# If it jams - force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.
# When a broken appliance is demonstrated for the repairman, it will work perfectly.
# Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening.
# A Smith & Wesson beats four aces.
# Any time you put an item in a "safe place", it will never be seen again.
# Your best golf shots always occur when playing alone.
# The worst golf shots always occur when playing with someone you are trying to impress.
# Whatever you want, you can't have, what you can have, you don't want.
# Traffic is inversely proportional to how late you are, or are going to be.


Quotes

"To achieve victory we must mass our forces at the hub of all power and movement. The enemy's 'Center of Gravity'. -Carl Von Clausewitz

"Every War Is a Lie" and "All Warfare Is Based On Deception" -Sun Tzu

"He who laughs first gets kicked in the balls for not shutting up." - Unknown

"I mean, what greater weapon is there than to turn your enemy's knowledge against them." -Bastilla Shan from Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic

"When things go wrong, there will always be somebody to blame. Most times, it'll seem convenient to blame the person that has the least to do with the incident, but eventually, sometime and someplace, this will come back to bite you in the ass." -Myself


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Live, Love, and Hate: A Tale of Redemption reviews
*Set Post-Frostbite. Details Inside.* Dimitri is gone, Lissa is busy with Christian, Rose has nobody to turn to. Life begins to slip, until she meets somebody she never expected... Full summary inside, makes a lot more sense.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 19,516 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Rose H.
Science Meets Magic reviews
*Sequel to Secrets Better Kept Secret* When some Guardians are hired away from the Royals to Guard another Moroi family, Lissa goes to find out why the Guardians are leaving, and while she's gone, she learns the history of an ancient Moroi family.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,535 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Lissa D., Dimitri B.
Uprising reviews
*Sequel to New Beginnings and Downfall* Summary inside. I have no clue if the genres will fit this story, but I will see.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,236 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Rose H.
The Distress Call reviews
This is a Sci-Fi heavy VA Fan-Fic set in, you guessed it, space! Read the summary inside and let me know if you want me to write or not! I am accepting character suggestions, but do not need them.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,327 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Secrets Better Kept Secret reviews
People are dissapearing, and nobody suspects anything until anything until something happens to Tasha and Christian, then, Dimitri becomes involved in genetic research, assasinations, and learns just how far the Kings and Queens will do to keep their power.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 16,123 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Dimitri B., Rose H. - Complete
Operation Endgame reviews
One-Shot I wrote that may turn into a story depending on feedback. Summary and title WILL change if it continues. "Jump into the mind of Guardian General Varasa Tarsikova as she begins a chain reaction that will influence the future in more ways than one"
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Complete
OneShot: Rage reviews
Another quick One-Shot I wrote. Rated T for violence and language. "Being Shadow Kissed brings all sorts of horrible side effects, including uncontrollable anger..."
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Complete
The Sunset reviews
Just a quick One-Shot I wrote. Let me know what you think...
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Complete
Untitled reviews
Full Summary Inside: Starts around the attack on St. Vladimir's during Shadow Kiss.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,580 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Lissa D., Dimitri B.
Downfall reviews
*RENAMED FROM UPRISING* Sequel to New Beginnings. Summary Inside. Rated T for Language.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,293 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Dimitri B., Lissa D. - Complete
New Beginnings reviews
An alternate ending to Blood Promise is the prologue, "Dimitri gave Rose the ultimate choice, she chose right". Now, Dimitri and Rose want revenge on the royal families, and they won't stop untill they get it. My first Fanfic, Remember to R&R!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 18,098 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete