Author has written 11 stories for Vampire Academy.
My profile image is a modified version of the insignia of the Global Defense Initiate, which is a faction from the Command and Conquer video game series.
V For Vendetta
A Clockwork Orange
Vampire Academy Series
The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy
Writing powered by DJ Amoureux's "White-Ra" series of house/trance/etc. mixes, they can be found at www.amoureux.in
# Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
# It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
# Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
# Nothing is as easy as it looks.
# Everything takes longer than you think.
# If anything simply cannot go wrong, it will anyway.
# Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first.
# Every solution breeds new problems.
# You will always find something in the last place you look
# If your looking for more than one thing, you'll find the most important one last.
# Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost you more than you thought.
# If it jams - force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.
# When a broken appliance is demonstrated for the repairman, it will work perfectly.
# Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening.
# A Smith & Wesson beats four aces.
# Any time you put an item in a "safe place", it will never be seen again.
# Your best golf shots always occur when playing alone.
# The worst golf shots always occur when playing with someone you are trying to impress.
# Whatever you want, you can't have, what you can have, you don't want.
# Traffic is inversely proportional to how late you are, or are going to be.
"To achieve victory we must mass our forces at the hub of all power and movement. The enemy's 'Center of Gravity'. -Carl Von Clausewitz
"Every War Is a Lie" and "All Warfare Is Based On Deception" -Sun Tzu
"He who laughs first gets kicked in the balls for not shutting up." - Unknown
"I mean, what greater weapon is there than to turn your enemy's knowledge against them." -Bastilla Shan from Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic
"When things go wrong, there will always be somebody to blame. Most times, it'll seem convenient to blame the person that has the least to do with the incident, but eventually, sometime and someplace, this will come back to bite you in the ass." -Myself