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Listen up, maggots. You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else.

Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.

Fuck off with your sofa units and strine green stripe patterns, I say never be complete, I say stop being perfect, I say let... let's evolve, let the chips fall where they may.

~ Fight Club

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Shadowed Past by Southern Hearts reviews
AU Harry has lived the past five years on and off the streets, working odd jobs to get himself through school. Everything changes when he is almost the victim of a Dementor attack and his past is finally revealed. Revisions complete. Canon pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 115,670 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 1,292 - Follows: 1,587 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 9/8/2009 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] Harry P., OC
Harry's Requirement by MoonyJude7 reviews
Harry is distraught after seeing his father and Sirius act cruelly towards Snape in the Pensieve, and escapes to the Room of Requirement. But does Harry know what he really needs? A time travel story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,497 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 4/19/2011 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Harry P., James P.
The Time Capsule by Steve61 reviews
George's high school time capsule is about to be opened, causing him to panic; Elaine has a date with a guy that changes his appearance; Jerry spends all day in a store with his girlfriend; and Kramer offers his help to George.
Seinfeld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,113 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Complete
Now and Then by Paimpont reviews
Harry is curious about Sirius' romantic past. But can he handle the truth? Mild slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,351 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
A very complicated life for a child by crouchintiger reviews
Five year old Harry is sent back in time to Hogwarts. His teenage mother helps look after him, unaware that he is her son. Harry's father, James, shows great dislike towards him, but Harry eventually gains the courage to stick up for himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,356 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 8/1/2004 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
A Lesson Worth Learning by Lady Sarai Black reviews
Books, are very helpful, but they will not teach you this, my dear. What happens when Sirius & Hermione debate? Remus yells. Harry gets confused. Late night visits & 'How To' books. Oneshot. HGSB
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
Lily's Patronus by Kanitai reviews
What form would Lily's Patronus take? Marauder's Era, one shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,670 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/26/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Bets by Paradise Desdemona reviews
10 Galleons says you won't." Harry smiled, mischeif in his emerald eyes. "Anyone else want in on his bet?" Harry/Sirius fluff!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 321 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/19/2005 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Meet the Parents by pimpilidimpi reviews
ON HOLD!Harry travels back in time and joins his parents in their sixth year at Hogwarts.Some romance later on. Read and enjoy: ... and maybe review...Ootp spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 48,641 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 5/8/2005 - Published: 9/20/2004 - Harry P., James P.
The Complete Idiot's Guide to Dating by JennBlack reviews
In a desperate attempt to win a certain wizard, Harry ventures out and buys The Complete Idiot's Guide to Dating. What happens when all of his plans seem to fail and then end up taking a spectacular backfire? (Warning: Slash inside of the Sirius and Ha
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,164 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/15/2003 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
A Very Confusing Few Weeks reviews
A young Renesmee travels back in time to when her parents weren't dating each other in high school. Bella, not knowing that Nessie is hers, becomes to befriend her, whilst the Cullens try to deal with bringing up a little girl they know nothing about. AU B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,400 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Bella, Renesmee C./Nessie