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Joined 03-28-10, id: 2305403, Profile Updated: 10-20-14
Author has written 11 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人.

Hey there! :o Ya'll should know me by now, but if you don't, I'm Konata101. You can just call me Kona. I really like writing porn, but I procrastinate easily whoops. So I suppose I mostly prefer reading porn instead pffftt. But. I try to write ya'll some good porn. I guess you could say I'm... pro boner

I've got a new!! writing blog over on tumblr: konata101-fix.

It's still a work in progress, but I hope you'll check it out. ouo I'm planning on doin' some cool things on it. You can still check out ask-konda-teh-espon for a lot of my older fanfics, but the theme is like *unreadable* so. :/ I'mma be moving almost everything over to the new blog. And the shitty spelling's on purpose. For the weeaboo scene aesthetic y'know. Or... Okay I admit I really don't know what the fudge I was thinking with that blog

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That's about it for now! Stay fab.

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Eggsquisite by twerkinmochi reviews
Alfred has a pretty bad wake up call when he wakes up to stomach pain and...eggs? Rated M for oviposition. IF YOU DO NOT LIKE THAT TYPE OF THING PLEASE DO NOT READ; for you own mental safety.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,156 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 8/22 - Published: 4/22/2014 - England/Britain, America, Russia
Yes Master! by Yami Ryo reviews
Arthur is furious with Francis for stealing his boyfriend and summons a demon to destroy him. However the demon he summons is not quite what he had expected. Alfred only wants to please his master. Together they might just have some fun. YAOI Adopted by SirKnightMaxy! Sorry guys!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,019 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 3/16/2011 - America, England/Britain
A Dandelion Of Hope by headphonesdoll reviews
The team take a pit stop as Eren goes into labour. Can our hero make a safe delivery? Should Jean star as a Loreal Paris hair model? Who makes a cuter magical girl: Armin or Krista? Why does Mikasa think bread is the solution to everything? Why is Levi so smooth? And just WHAT is Sasha's potato planning? An Mpreg crack fic for all to enjoy.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2014
Never again will I ride an Elevator by WhoIsYourHero reviews
De-Anon from kink meme. Explicit mpreg birthing scene via Cesarean section. UkUs. Rated because of gore and etc.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/30/2014 - Published: 2/27/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
A Chainsaw Gets the Job Done by WhoIsYourHero reviews
"Jealousy is not a barometer by which the depth of love can be read, it merely records the degree of the lover's insecurity."-Margaret Mead Warnings for: extreme Guro, so be prepared for violence, forced abortion, a chainsaw, Mpreg, RuUs & UkUs
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,425 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/30/2014 - Published: 3/29/2011 - America, Russia
Blue's Unusual DS by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus reviews
Blue has something that shocks the other characters a Nintendo DS. But since Blue becomes nasty at her friends, you'd expect them to take it lightly. Blue's Clues rules, enough said.
Blue's Clues - Rated: K - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/28/2014 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Complete
My Only Sunshine by ChopstickGirl241 reviews
Ever since he was small, Ivan has wanted to rule everyone. Now, he just wants to be a dick and make them do what he wants. One night, he wants sex from America, which he gets, but not without emotionally scarring the other nation. So what happens when Russia finds out that America is pregnant? Read and find out. Rated M for yummy lemon and mpreg.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,166 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 5/12/2014 - Published: 11/20/2012 - [Russia, America]
I Shit On Your Grave by K. de L reviews
What happens when your favorite anime character reads your stories? Rated T up to chapter 6 (which is M-rated).
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,733 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/22/2014 - Published: 1/15/2014 - America - Complete
Medical Temptations by AkaiShinda reviews
Biophysics research student Alfred F. Jones met Arthur Kirkland, a biochemistry transfer, in Miami. This story is built up through their (s)excapades and everyday lives, as well as introducing the importance of intimacy and understanding in a troublesome and sometimes doubtful relationship. No Angst, No triggers. Just love and its all connotations. (USUK/UKUS- as you like it)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 3/23/2013 - England/Britain, America
A Year of Surprises by teaandcharcoalforbreakfast reviews
Nations in times of prosperity are capable of reproducing. Of course there's a problem with this: when they do go into heat it doesn't stop until they conceive. This is the story of America's first pregnancy. Mpreg, UKUS, M for smut.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,061 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 2/5/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
A Damsel in Distress by Kodelaine reviews
Liechtenstein is asked to deliver a letter to Germany, but ends up coming across a not-so-innocent group of countries on her way back home. LiechtensteinXAllies, noncon, dubcon, bondage, double penetration, anal, and a certain nation showing up at the end to rescue poor little Lili
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,002 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Germany, Prussia, Switzerland, Liechtenstein - Complete
Lovers in Spades by Unshadowed Heart reviews
It's a relationship without 'I love you's, a relationship built on sex, hate and tension where years before the only thing missing had been the sex. And as much as both of them despise the thought, their hate isn't exactly platonic. Warnings inside
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 266,597 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 9/30/2012 - Published: 4/30/2011 - [America, Russia] - Complete
Next Time, Let's Use A Rubber by Mist Over Water reviews
Alfred is heavily pregnant, and hating it, and so convinces Arthur who is 'mysteriously' gaining weight to get the baby out of him. MUTUAL MPREG. BIRTH. UKUS.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28,714 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/7/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Sexual Saturdays! by hydroponic pharmaceuticals reviews
March 18th. A fateful day with many fateful occurrences. Originally a chatlog by Konata101, RiYuYami, and The-Angelic-One. Fanficified by the illustrious cockrockets. NSFH, Russia England/America, BLUEBERRIES. You have been warned.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,054 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/9/2012 - [Russia, America, England/Britain] - Complete
Beautiful Lies by teaandcharcoalforbreakfast reviews
America loves it when England yells at him, when he calls him worthless or hopeless. After all, there's no better way too feel like he isn't. UKUS, deanon from kink meme. M for sex, including rough oral.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,909 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/16/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Just a Normal Day at the Office by teaandcharcoalforbreakfast reviews
Russia wants babies. America is not amused. Crack, one-sided RusAme rated M for language
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/14/2012 - America, Russia - Complete
Playing With Magic by Dot-co.Uke reviews
England recieves a surprise visit from America, luckily for him he was warned. Upset at America's loudness, England uses his magic to teach America the error of his ways. WARNING: SICK SMUT. RP with BeatriceTheGolden.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,596 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/20/2011 - England/Britain, America
All the Small Things by Unshadowed Heart reviews
Sweat and musk filled the room, three bodies moving together in tandem on the bed, sloppy mouths coming together against skin and fabric, tugging with teeth and clumsy fingers. Threesome, daddy kink, UKUSCan, DP, PWP Lemon yaoi
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,150 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 39 - Published: 11/11/2011 - [England/Britain, America, Canada] - Complete
Angel's Theory of Evolution by Yamino Tenshi 202 reviews
Doujin-based England remembers something that America said when he was a colony. He's determined to get the words out of him by any means necessary. Yum... UKUS Britannia Angel, MPreg?, Shota? Fail Summary
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,266 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/29/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Where do Kittens Come From? by teaandcharcoalforbreakfast reviews
Americat accidentally gets pregnant with Kittirisu's kittens because Alfred and Arthur didn't realize she was a girl. Americat just has no idea of what's going on. AU cats have different names senselessly cute, but with a couple of parental bonuses
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/19/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Upcoming Release by SomeNavyRecruit reviews
It was going so well until Kiku left him alone with HIM. Hetalia with a Pokemon flair, America breeding. CRACK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/30/2011 - Published: 9/13/2011 - America, Russia - Complete
Russia, the Butterfly King by Pink Sugar Elephant reviews
Russia had always wanted to become a butterfly, and one day, after meeting a friendly old hippy, his dream came true!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Russia, China
Stockholm by Anonymous Improvement reviews
England had always told me he loved me; and in my naivety, I believed him. I believed him when he forced a cigarette into my mouth, I believed him when he pushed the alcohol down my throat, and I believed him when he forced me.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 24,083 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 9/28/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Felisiono's Party by Fatcat750 reviews
Felisiono decides to throw a party. Crackfic.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/10/2011 - N. Italy - Complete
Rusted Sword by akuoni reviews
Alfred Jones is a knight born in the Westrn lands sent to eradicate a dragon. Ivan Braginsky is a Dragon from the Far north who is looking for the perfect treasure. A bet between the two lands our Hero in hot water. Who is going to save him from his fate?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,572 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 3/5/2011 - America, Russia
Night Shift Nurses: Twist of Fate by dontcryMasha reviews
Imagine if Dr Hirasaka wasn't a filthy pervert. Episode 1-10 sugar coated, here we go!
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,009 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 12/2/2010
Canvas by TheRockNRollBeauty reviews
Matthias Kohler, star athlete and teenaged ladykiller, falls for the quirky and cheerful art student Alfred Jones. Denmark/America, rated for sex.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Denmark, America - Complete
Inside of Me by whitetyger123 reviews
When Russia wants something, he will do anything to get it, even using America against his will. RP, written by me and schoolgirl-cheesesculpture. Rated M for a lot of things. If you don't like, don't read.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 42 - Words: 106,616 - Reviews: 618 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Russia, America - Complete
Naughty Nurses 9 by TheRockNRollBeauty reviews
"It was difficult enough to break the stereotype as a male nurse—and it certainly did not help when one's boss happened to be a man like Arthur Kirkland." Doctor!Ivan/Nurse!Alfred/Doctor!Arthur PWP threesome. Rated for a reason.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,867 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Russia, America - Complete
Babysitting the 49 by Hotel.California.Dream reviews
The last thing on Louisiana's mind was babysitting all 49 of her brothers and sisters. but when the states get a little too crazy and Alfred has to leave them for a conferance in London, shes in charge. Slight USxUK UKxUS
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,029 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 3/16/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
I Turned America Into a Teenage Girl by AmericanxHero reviews
After France pisses England off at a world meeting, England decides to get back at him. With magic. However, during the middle of the spell, a certain American idiot barges in and ends up getting the hit instead...Fem!USxUK and USxUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,876 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 8/24/2010 - America, England/Britain
Doujinshi by Green Sprout reviews
Oh Japan some of the things you do. Russiamerica Nyotalia Yuri version. PWP and smutty.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,943 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/29/2011 - America, Russia - Complete
Late by SophitiaSonya reviews
NOT AN MPREG! A certain Englishman tries to ruin America's day to spend with Russia. When America arrives late, something doesn't feel right about Russia. Slight angst, leans a little towards rape. Yaoi, lemon. Don't like, don't read.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,786 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Russia, America - Complete
America Is A Pimp and Is Also Sexy by the mehssiah reviews
In which America is a pimp and is also sexy. Also, Russia does not make an appearance. ―— utter crack.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/25/2011 - America - Complete
Barbs by Klei reviews
RussAme and AmeRuss Catalia smut. That… That is all. Should I be ashamed? Warning for kitty sex, and because kitties have barbs on their you-know-whats. Written for Kinkmeme.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,051 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Russia, America - Complete
Marukaite Chikyuu Uncut by LinaDestin2 reviews
Hidekaz invites his characters, one by one, into the studio so he can hear them rehearse their very own version of Marukaite Chikyuu.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,416 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 9/8/2010
The Other Side by ArixaBell reviews
England and France fear they may be losing the spark in their relationship. Then they overhear their neighbors in the hotel room next door... fighting... De-anon from the kink meme. Three-parter of equal parts RusAme and FrUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,991 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 3/2/2011 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Mildly Offensive Story About People We Know by missmesmerizingstrange reviews
Canada's "mean." Russia is black. Alfred and Arthur are love-struck with each other's fem selves. Guest starring Michael Jackson. Epic sex within!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/20/2011 - America, England/Britain
The Box by Klei reviews
America has a box that he is quite content to pretend is a racecar. Or a spaceship. Or a pirate ship. Russia joins in. Fluffiness ensues. RussAme-ish.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 56 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Russia, America - Complete
Adventures In GenderBending! by AmericanxHero reviews
One morning all the countries wake up...and realize they've switched gender for some unknown reason! Who did this and why? And will they ever return to normal again? Read and find out! Rated T for some language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,814 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Complete
USUK? Oh, Nay Nay by Remote-Controlled Button reviews
Out in the fanfiction world, there are a lot of USUK fics. Certain plot elements start to repeat themselves. They will be featured here.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,741 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 4/29/2010 - America, England/Britain
Connecting the Dots by Choco-Loki reviews
Felicita suspects that her parents are not who they say they are. With 5 other teens who bear similar questions, they go across the country to discover the impossible. Warnings: past mpreg, crossdressing, yaoi. Rus/Am, Spamano, GerIta, FrUK, and others.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 84,580 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Hard Love Pet by GeistCorsola reviews
Series of YAOI oneshots. Alfred is pet and Matthew is master. Follows a basic storyline but is mostly smut. Updated often and hot porno action guaranteed in every chapter! CanadaAmerica ...I take requests too!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,284 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Canada, America
Pretty Pretty Princess by Shatterdoll reviews
In the end they all knew that only one of them could be the Pretty Pretty Princess. Pure shameless crack.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Complete
Buttsex: The Musical by hetaliareference reviews
America comes up with a cliche game to fill the time. Who will last in an hour of extreme sexual awkwardness! Spoiler: There is really awful sex at the end. US/UK, France/Prussia, Spain/Romano, Sweden/Finland, Germany/Italy, Russia/Liet.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,408 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Complete
My Pet Alfred by Sir Soraxel reviews
Alfred cannot help but think that there is something quite wrong when he wakes up, his back aching, his head pounding, and his memory shot. It's even stranger that he finds himself wearing a collar...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,070 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 10/29/2010 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Russia, America
The Fanfiction Lounge by Nucleartea reviews
What do our favorite Axis Powers Hetalia Characters do when they don't have a fanfiction to be in? Crack. Slight Death Note crossover. Rated T for swearing and some slight sexual themes.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,877 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/30/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009
America Kills England by Pink Sugar Elephant reviews
America kills England or something spoiler: England Dies
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/22/2010 - America, England/Britain
One night of the drop of rain by Kanashiki reviews
LU in order to discover it!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/12/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Anything For You by PsychoticDemonic reviews
England hadn't meant for this to happen. Really, he hadn't. He wasn't France after all. It wasn't his damn fault America liked the way he smelled. UK/colonial!US, deanon from the kink meme.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,603 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/9/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Learnin to Cope by Aussie-limey reviews
After Alfred.F.Jones' nasty break up with the love of his life, his life took a turn for the not so good, leaving him with a child on his arm that he's trying to keep a secret from the world. suk at summerys plz read
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,473 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 11/21/2009 - America
THE EPIC TALE OF SUPER AMERICA by flying-mint-bunny reviews
This fic contains the quest of Super!America and Maple Man to retrieve the kidnapped Mc Donalds from the evil Dr. Doitsu and his sidekick, Pasta Boy. Guaranteed to make you go "WTF"! xD I got the prompt from the kink meme :D
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/18/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
Pickles and Peanut Butter by Reigning Rats reviews
It's a well kept secret amongst nations. No one speaks of the mysterious pregnancies and replacements; no one speaks of the lengths they all go through to prevent such things. No one ever informed a certain loud mouthed American.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,232 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 5/10/2010 - America
I Didn't Know by Reigning Rats reviews
No one could place their finger on it. There was something off about America. Not even America could be prepared for the untimely and surprising moment when fifty warped to fifty-one.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,654 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/11/2010 - America
Take Me Out To the Ball Game by gonewritin reviews
AU: Alison Jones thinks it's great that she won free tickets to see a Yankees game and decides to share her prize with her boyfriend. Too bad she didn't know Ivan hates baseball. Russia/fem!America
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,469 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Russia, America - Complete
My Kitten by Mischa-BlackCherry reviews
When America was a kid, he found a kitten and it became his best friend, but what happened to it?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/30/2010 - South Korea, America - Complete
Porcelain Boy by pluckingpearls reviews
America/Russia; Ivan is insane. Up in his cold tundra of a house in seclusion and isolation he makes a last attempt to ease he suffering, only to discover that those haunting him never go away. Rated M for gore, rape/sex.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,300 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/18/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
Sandwich by Boogily reviews
Canada asks America hardcore, to make him a sandwich. America is not impressed. CRACK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Canada, America - Complete
Where is Alaska? by SavvyofWacko reviews
Russia wants Alaska back!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 4/3/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
Rest by Reigning Rats reviews
Of sleepless nights, mac'n'cheese, and late night visits. RussiaAmerica. Cute, fluff stuff kind of.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,369 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Russia, America - Complete
The Censor by akuoni reviews
The censor likes to do a bit of light reading before bed. And it always involves books he is determined to examine. One does not wish for the wrong kind of book to get out right?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/27/2010 - America - Complete
In the Time Capsule by SunLight reviews
In the time capsule, Red and Gold trade pokémon. What does it mean to trade across time? A conversation between Pokémon generations one and two.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,297 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Red, Gold/Ethan/Hibiki - Complete
Roderich's Odd Day by The Cat With the Green Scarf reviews
Roderich has a very odd day indeed. Co-written with a friend; pure crack that has absolutely nothing to do with History. Please don't read if you have an adversion to crack, whales, rampant drug abuse and everyone/Liechtenstein. You have been warned.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Western/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,488 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Austria
Our Secret by Angelsaurus reviews
America—who is a girl in this story—collapses during a world meeting and Russia's worry over her forces him to come clean about their secret relationship.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,050 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Russia, America - Complete
The Old Man and The Young Boy by Hope-sama reviews
This is an anti-FrUk story. Murder and Funny stuff. Read. A little Tragedy
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/9/2010 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Gurren Jesus by Jasonbobdude reviews
Jesus and Kamina team up to win World War II.
Crossover - Bible & Gurren Lagann - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 46 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Kamina - Complete
Yo Momma: Hetalia Style by ninjafox369 reviews
Just a bunch of lame yo momma jokes that I came up with...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Complete
Ten Months in Which I Did Not Fall in Love by Liete reviews
-UK/Fem!US, AU- 'Just where had that silly girl gotten it into her head that they were friends'
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,574 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 1/21/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Everyday Heroes by Wings of Avalon reviews
Not everyone can be a hero; that's just how the world works. America tries to prove the other Nations wrong, that he can be the hero everyone needs. But the day when America finally falls, it takes one everyday hero to show him what heroism truly means.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 46,916 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 11/11/2009 - America - Complete
Bella Swan, Pregnant and Furious by ComicsNix reviews
After being trapped by a nefarious bastard, Bella must do something unpeakable to save her son from the evils claws of her kidnappers.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,942 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Bella - Complete
How Prussia Stole Christmas by Hazel-Beka reviews
A parody of 'How the Grinch Stole Christmas'. Prussia decides that he's sick of getting socks and being alone at Christmas, so he decides to get rid of it - Grinch style. Can Italy save the day? Written in Dr Seuss-style rhyme and narrated by England
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,420 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 711 - Follows: 45 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Prussia, N. Italy - Complete
Happy Accidents by Abarero reviews
After injuring himself in the most ridiculous of ways, America is laid up in the hospital during WWII. While there, he's visited by the other allies and a rather reluctant England. America/England.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,243 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 4/24/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Two Cows by mesmerizedbyceruleaneyes reviews
The UN has received two cows, and nobody knows what to do with them. Every nation has their own ideas - mad cows, self-milking cows, Cowkimons and hamburgers. Crack.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/14/2009 - America - Complete
Good Grief, Arthur! by Owennumber1fan reviews
As part of a summer competition, Arthur and friends host another baseball team. But Charlie Brown and friends have never seen a place like Elwood City.
Crossover - Peanuts & Arthur - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,284 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/28/2007 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Complete
The One Who Moved by Farla reviews
Pokemon POV: one of the type who pass through the 'cocoon' stage in their evolution. Yes, the ones you fight for the forest for quick exp because they can't attack back and yes, I did write this just to make you feel guilty.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 275 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/26/2004 - Complete
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Twin Ponds reviews
Human!AU, fem!CanAme. Sexy teen twins Amelia and Maddie get an up-close-and-personal encounter with the third kind when they get kidnapped, raped, and knocked up by a gang of sick and twisted frog aliens. Contains noncon, gang rape, alien pregnancy, body horror, incest, and other lovely things along those lines.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,833 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/24/2014 - Published: 5/22/2014 - America, Canada
2 Boys 1 Horse reviews
Modern AU. Eren and Armin, best friends and lovers, are in a hardcore Dom/sub relationship. Eren holds total control over Armin's life... and his anus. But when Jean barges in on one of their little hey-hey-fun sessions, that's when the shit *really* hits the fan. Eren/Armin, Eren/Jean/Armin, BDSM, watersports, scat, vomit kink, and ear-fucking.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,993 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/26/2014 - Armin A., Eren Y., Jean K. - Complete
America Goes To McDonald's And Never Comes Back reviews
It's all there in the title. America thought it'd be just another normal luncheon at McDonald's, but he was wrong. Dead wrong. Happy Meals x America. Dubcon/noncon, gang rape, force-feeding, misuse of food, male lactation, scat, guro, and character death.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,518 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/29/2014 - America - Complete
Peaches and Cream reviews
Demons are worse than rabbits in heat when they're desperate to breed. Alfred, and his devoted slave, Arthur, are no different. The young demon is determined to start a clan of his own, and Arthur is more than willing to to bring it into the world. Sweet Devil!USUK, mpreg, tentacles, and other fun fetishes.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,211 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 4/7/2014 - Published: 8/20/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Total Power Exchange reviews
Russia and America embark on a fantastic journey together, and discover some interesting secrets about each other along the way. Russia/America, bondage, sadomasochism, public indecency, dubcon/noncon, and mild scat. A fun-filled tale for the whole family!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,403 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/26/2013 - America, Russia - Complete
Don't Surround Yourself With Yourself reviews
Who will inherit the throne to the Kingdom of Spades? Heh, well, the King and Queen better get to work on that. Cardverse AU, USUK, yaoi, mpreg, fluff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,677 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 4/7/2012 - America, England/Britain
Among the Stars reviews
Alfred, a young astronaut, crash-lands on a distant planet and meets Ivan, an alien. Russia/America, AU. Fluffy-ish, smutty-ish, with mpreg in later chapters. RP with White Wabbit.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 23,471 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 10/14/2011 - America, Russia
Hotdog and Hamburger reviews
England's got a crush on America, so she uses a magic spell to make herself more feminine. It goes horribly, horribly wrong. PWP, futanari, femdom, dubcon, and dirty talk. fem!England/America. RP with BeatriceTheGolden.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,053 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/26/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Why Can't We Not Be Sober reviews
England is drunk. And stuck in a closet with America. A closet full of sex toys and stuffed animals. They also come out of the closet. Shameless PWP, public humiliation, kinky stuff. USUK in that order. GASP!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,033 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/17/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
MILKSHAKE reviews
America demonstrates a very special talent of his to Japan and England. UK/Japan/US, HARDCORE YAOI LEMON, and erotic Male Lactation. READ AND REVIEW, OR ELSE.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,274 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Japan, England/Britain, America - Complete
Global Inflation reviews
The nations are randomly growing bigger and fatter! Can England find out why—before the conference hall collapses? male weight gain, PURE CRACK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,501 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/30/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete